JackDaAlienz:
There is something special about braids hair it gives women a very hot look.
The issue with me us anytime I see a girl on braids I begin to imagine holding her long hair while I giver her doggy.

Every girl I see with braids I begin to imagine giving her doggy.
And I have a very creative imaginative mind.
I can be in the bus,or event and see a girl on braids then I start fantasize having doggy with her

This aunty begs to differ

Ishilove:

A foolish person

Maybe the foolish person and the pevert should meet privately to vigorously resolve issues.

Ishilove:

You're a pervert

And the person who put obvious mad camel toe on display in a family event is what? ? ?

Hmmm

KillMNKnow:
[/b]Waliu Oloyede[b]

IPOB terrorists and kidnapping.

The person who introduced kidnapping to Nigeria. Your guess is correct as mine. He is IPOB

Pathetic

post=103870111:


https://www.channelstv.com/2021/07/19/suspect-arrested-for-kidnapping-military-officer-using-his-uniform-to-commit-crime/amp/

Pussy ass soldier.

majamajic:


49 not 19 ,

which makes it N14.7 million

Craggybogg:
The Cars Profs in the house. I need your assessment on this particular car. Mercedes Benz C300. I need the pros and cons of this car of based on the conditions of the Nigerian Roads, Fuel rate consumption, Spare part availability in the Nigerian Market (Ladipo and Co.). Your assessment would be highly appreciated because I am thinking about copping one.

P.S:- I also noticed people often sell it after using it for 1-3 years. Could there be any problems ? Tell me things(problems) to encounter if I should buy the car this week!.

Thanks in Advance!

Weak ass American spec!

ahnie:
The rams horn doing wanka,shege!

Demon ram

Zico5:
How I wish Yoruba and Igbo can stay away from anything North. They are just wasting our talents for nothing. Why always Yoruba and Igbo that perish in aircraft accidents. This is not alright at all. North should be allowed to face their problems. The earlier the better

I can bet you that mischievous terrorist collaborators within the military are supplying bandits, BH and herdsmen with names of soldiers and pilots on patrol, so that they can pick out the southerners to attack. Nothing will ever surprise me in Nigeria. Just think about the most impossible twisted thing and prepare yourself for it happening as a Nigerian.

Hah!

Ibkhaleel:
You sacrifice everyone in your family and community for ritualism at the end you lose everything and become frustrated!


You are Real terrorists, cultists, rapists and criminals in the southern part of Nigeria... You have always spoil the name of Nigeria and have given it bad image, there's nothing they add but the number of prisoners...People dont knw all this because thay have what the North lack – a propaganda machine – and so you think your crimes and character will be hidden different. Forget rabble-rousing journalists and bloggers and social media influencers with you who would want to push the narrative of the “unknown gunmen” (clandestine agents) or shout to the high heavens of being victimised. That never helps in such situations. In most civil wars, crushed sides almost always win propagandas. Please, try to study history, my brothers.

Oya nah. Make una free dem so that dey can be spoiling the name of Oduduwa or Biafra or Nigeria Delta, instead of Nigeria.

Lovethaa:
Decided to go out with a popular Nairalander today ,
She's the matured ,classy type..hardly create topics but always comments
I must admit I never expected the reply but it came and the date is set ..

I'm skeptical about my outfit
The clothes I'm wearing to meet her . What do you think

Person wein just wan trend. So you'll be splashing your private life on social media?

Hit us up again if you reach first base so that we can give you "yays" or "nays" on what positions will best hit da spot. Smh.

Boye33:
This is not a tribal post.

It's glaring the list is dominated by the South West who for a long time has valued education.

It however might not be this way 10, 15 years from now due to the now general acceptance of education in the whole of the South.

For the North, they are simply on their own.

"This is not a tribal post" he said.

He then went head to post a "tribalistic" comment. Nigerians never cease to amaze me.

Oyedepo Oyedepo Oyedepo still dey find money o, I no dey, I no dey, I no dey sleep on the money o, Who I be? Who I be?

Veqtor:


Oh... I see. A kid's quoting me. Kindly fvckoff ok? Go play somewhere else. I'm done with you.

Tut tut tut! Language please, mind your language. Its Sunday you know?

Veqtor:


I know I'm daft but what have you contributed to ur region?

A lot.

Veqtor:


Yea... Only for a r£tard...

...like you. Because I know its noise too. Niger Delta neve ready at all.

BlakKluKluxKlan:
Tompolo and the army ?
Hmmmnnn...

The enemy of your enemy is your friend

You can take the people out of the shithole. But you can't take the shithole out of them.

...Still falling hand everywhere.

jlinkd78:
Hope d Obi Cubano"s Oba feverish invasion has not caused jealousy to target Igbo business interest? If u think exactly this way hit d like bottom.

After he tapped up hundreds of cows from them?

dazzlingd:
Lalasticlala

Seems to be burning from the inside.

Zeal0000007:
Guys I need your help here, me and my gal have been together for 6 yrs now, I was convinced that she's the one for me, so I decided to engage her late last year, at least to show that her position in my life is not taken for granted , we have really been through hell for each other even when there was nothing she was there for me, but thank God today I'm working now.

Now for the past 2 yrs, It looks as if I have been struggling to keep her, cos we have been cohabiting since I came back from nysc. Since I came back over two yrs now she has been mishaving , she locks her phone constantly, something she never did before, even if its opened the apps are lock only her can open it, if complain abt that she will respond like why will I touch her phone, asking me who does that, to touch a woman's phone even to go to social media, and she has being subjecting me to that because I don't trust her, when we are about to sleep she put her phone on flight mode, and put it under her pillow and put her head on top. Her phone is constantly on silent mode during day time so if it rings she will determind whom to pick so I won't hear and know. We can't watch movie together as partners perhaps she afraid of who will call next ,because she knows I will give her hit.

If I manage to pick up her call she will be shivering,
We have had alot of issues because of her giving in to distractions , I'm tired of talking , I don beat her tire my hand don bend. I have told her if u don't want me again and you have seen somewhere better , open up and tell me instead of cheating that will be honorable thing to do. I don tire for this gal, if I drive her away she has no where to go. The school she's going I'm the one supporting her, her family is not giving her enough support because the don't believing in education all the know is business, and I'm the only one bearing her load and i'm not doing that because i want to marry her, i'm doing it because she needs help and she is my lover.
She doesn't want to loose me because we have really suffered together so she want to keep me as potential husband and still be playing games outside , what crime did I do to go for service so I can come back and make life better for us, cos that was when she got spoilt. I deflowered her and thats not how I left her.

I have resolved chasing her away, right now I'm in offshore , I never trusted her while I was on land is it now that I'm offshore I will trust her?

"I'm tired of talking , I don beat her tire my hand don bend"

You are clearly in love. Either that or she be professor for bed

Break up with her and see what happens.

ophizzey001:
Akin Alabi, a Nigerian lawmaker and the CEO of NairaBet, has reacted on social media after being chastised for 'sprinkling money like salt' during Obi Cubana's mother's funeral.

Some traditional singers were seen complimenting Akin Alabi as he danced along in a video that went viral yesterday.

Akin Alabi reached into his pocket and pulled out some "chicken change" to show his appreciation to the performers.

Some Nigerians lambasted Akin Alabi after seeing the viral video, accusing him of spraying little money while being a billionaire.

Akin Alabi, on the other hand, has responded to social media critics on his Instagram page.

In his words:

”As a government worker, I could not afford to spray (or was it sprinkle) more than this. And it was not 2k as bad mouthed people said. It was 9k. Thank you @obi_cubana for hosting us. You deserve all the love. Oya… Akin Nalabi eeeeh”

There was once a group of people queueing at the till in an upmarket shop. A young man was on this queue directly behind a middle aged man. The young man was sent by his boss as he clearly could not afford anything in that shop. As he reached into his pocket to bring out his phone a 20p coin (20 pennies) fell on the floor. He looked at it and just ignored. On noticing this, the middle aged man gently pointed out to the young man that he had dropped his money. The young man acknowledged but said he couldn't be bothered. The middle aged man asked him if he could take the 20p coin and the young man just waved him on. The middle-aged man picked up the coin, paid for his items and left the shop. On getting to the till, the sales girl excitedly informed the young man that the middle-aged man was the multimillionaire owner of a popular chain of restaurants. The young man obviously surprised then asked "why will he be bothering with 20p when he's so rich?", to which the sales girl sassily answered "maybe that's how he probably got rich, by bothering with every penny".

post=103808176:
Very soon now, nigeria ladies will start to cut off their one leg, in order to get 25million naira from nigeria people.

So long as dey no cut the money maker join.

Kriss216:
Just like that

You nor see bobbi dia?!

thebosstrevor1:
You bloggers self.

They didn't say wife but ex gf.

Morinho did a very good job to a very young and naive player. The girl wanted to take advantage of his naivety

He deserves an award.

bigpicture001:
...I now go with this new mentality that any lady whom you are having a thing of emotions with and who is a proponent of this mannerism on WhatsApp should be avoided from the onset

a. She hides her last seen on her status

b. She never post her picture on WhatsApp

C. She whitens are normally double blue marks indicated when messages are read. With this actions, she becomes invincible...

I recently ended a potential relationship with a fine girl because of these..as she insisted it means nothing...

The crumble of my last relationship started with these signs..she suddenly started with these two actions..I asked her why.she gave flimsy excuse, I let it slide and moved on, later it destroyed the relationship...

Do you guys think I made a wrong decision on this new girl.? Cuz I don't want to be biten by same snake twice

Life's a bitch eh? Wouldn't it be easy to just take one rule or sign and apply it to everyone or groups of people? Babes with short hair are lesbos / Igbo men love money only / Yoruba women are promiscuous / males with flat yansh or big feet have big deek / females with certain WhatsApp privacy settings are cheats etc.

Nah life will never make things as easy and simple as that. Behaviors and characteristics change as you go from one individual to another. You have to invest time, use your mental faculties and create the right environmental to decode people properly. Waiting for when they make an error and do one of those things that fit your stereotype, so that you can shout "I told you, so so and so people are like this or that" will not improve your knowledge and dexterity about dealing with humans.

Some people like me use privacy settings so that my "last seen" or 2 blue tick read notification do not show. My reason for doing this is because sometimes I might read a message but not have the time to reply properly. Or I might mistakenly check a message. I don't want the sender to think that they are being ignored.

camri:
Ortom to Buhari: Stop deceit, hypocrisy; if Katsina gets N6.25bn for ranching, give Benue N100bn

*Demands personal apology, laments that Nigerians are suffering, smiling under APC-led govt



https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/07/ortom-to-buhari-stop-deceit-hypocrisy-if-katsina-gets-n6-25bn-for-ranching-give-benue-n100bn/

Ok. He has given his bill. Pay and ranch.

jaelz:
I have always been a player and hardly ever really believed in love as I felt it was just a parable, but being with this my current girlfriend really opened my eyes to so many things with one being the day she truly proved her love for me.

That was the day we went out on a date and we got stopped by police men at a certain junction in Jabi, Abuja, the men started harassing me unnecessarily and when I couldn't take it any more me maself start dey change am for them o, it was at this junction one threatened to shoot me and corked his gun, omo if you see the way my girlfriend ran out of the car that day and stood in the front of me to shield me from the bullet by taking the bullet for me using herself as a shield, asin she was ready to die for me.

That was the day I realized that this girl was for real and nah her I go carry go see my mama.

So guys how did you find out that your woman truly loved you and was for real?

How you sure say no be arrangee?

motymop:
If we call you a liar, now you will be calling us names.

So you left your client in abuja and flew back to asaba because of a burial they didn't invite you.

You take style make sense here