₦airaland Forum

moderattor: how come shia and sunni been living together all these while in Nigera?
Its just amazing.
They are the problem of afghanistan, iraq and pakistan.
Everyday In cnn since i was born
its blood and anti-bomb
venge and revenge
taliate and retaliate
no forgiveness.
Dudes can revenge for a hurt 300 years ago, thisday bombing was just a 10years revenge and people were shocked. Lol
i asked a white girl in a chat
'are you sunni or shia?'
she said 'sunni of course'
i said 'cool'
i don't even know the differece.

All that 'living together' is about to change in nigeria... Welcome to nigeriastan.....

[quote author=life_style]What do you mean there is no God factor ? If you don't believe in God, Keep that to your self... You fall under the minority [/quote]Of course one has to pray to God for guidance, protection and wisdom... Even if you believe in God and don't help yourself, what's the use?...some students in the university spend almost all their time in church. We have early morning or evening masses which students can attend in order to meet up with lectures... They choose church meetings over their lectures, forgetting that they are in the university to study...they hardly remember that there's time for everything.... I pray you don't fall into that category.... Peace....

...Glo is the best in both browsing aπϑ call rates..... Wait a minute,..is that guy squeezing his hand or something!?!?..

Thanks a lot Mukina2......

.....na wa 4 our leaders oooh!!!...but on a more serious note, I'm yet to see any of the buses....

Wonderful!!!........

....Well, let's wait aπϑ see...

eledalo: The baby was also born with a large beard, wearing a turban and shouting Allahu akbar!

...I just fainted....

djcmeon39: different fraud perpetuated by politicians especially ur boss and OSAMA BIN UDUAGHAN?

Lwkmd!!!

Chanchit: Dream on.... Na so she go insult your papa, for ur front....

Abeg helep me tell am ooh!!...

....Should a presenter question the decision of a judge?...the answer is NO!!....am happy she has realised her mess and am sure she regrets her actions......mode9 should just forgive and forget...it's time to move on...

But this RPG? or is it RMG?...who them be?....they really chose the best time to advertise....now people are wondering who they are.....

[quote author=Ejiné]That was very stupid of Muna, and it goes to show her level of unprofessionalism.
Would you take it lightly if a common Youth Corper swaggered into your office of 20 years and started giving you orders on what you should and shouldn't do, right in front of your peers?
Imagine this pikin wey never grow teeth in the hip-hop business coming to insult this man like this? And what the phuck is "Pass the mic meehn!"?
Muna represents the typical egomaniac who has been told all her life how beautiful she is, to the point she now feels she can insult anybody under the sun with her rude, tactless antics which remain unchecked. Modenine had every right to react the way he did, because this girl has shown herself to be severly deficient in manners, and it would be a big surprise to me if she's ever called to MC an event ever again.
What a pity.[/quote]I second....

Henry40: LMFAO!!!

Hahahaha! Wetin dey your mind? I thought Keita had finally decided to come to Anfield!!!

Laff don tear my baff-up!!!!!... U go buy me new one oooohh!!!.....

If you are serving your people well then you shouldn't be scared of immunity removal...... But what of the other politicians that were once governors?.....have they been prosecuted? Or are they still covered by immunity...after what IBB did to us,has he been prosecuted?...ibori was cleared by our judges here in nigeria even without his immunity.....if you settle well in nigeria, nobody will touch you...even efcc and co. answer to people....
I am sorry to say this but the removal of immunity won't solve anything... this is just the bitter truth....

I prefer the darker version of her by far!!!!!...

pc guru: okay am going to put the nail in the coffin i hate this notion of sexism everywhere, first of all a woman or man marrying themselves is psychosis,thanks sexkillz

also i consider this statement sexist and generalizing, if you pick a man that's beats you or cheat on you its your fault, because you know the person you're getting involved with, you think men are the only ones responsible for breaking up a relationship, its both ways, so pls talk with facts, yes this woman needs help all you female complaining about guys are this and that, there are actually very nice and caring guys out there, but no women wants to date pple like that, why ? no mystery,too predictable, too boring, at least it beats the heartache and black eye, i think most of you women on NL are either kids or confused here, you think you know what you want, don't get it twisted there are nice and responsible men out there don't follow your heart follow your head, so that in future we don't have to be discussing your marriage issues here. thank you a lot. and also stop sexism and Generalizing its very annoying to be in a group because of one small girl's misfortune.

God bless you!!!!!......... The fact is that some (or should I say most) women have never been interested in decent guys...... Some girls would rather date woman-beaters, womanisers etc..and when you guys end up married you come to nairaland with complaints....There are so many wonderful, caring and smart guys out there.....I don talk my own oooh!!. If you like marry your teddy-cow...it's your cup of tea....

PITY! PITY! PITY!
It's just a pity...
Aaah!! So these guys now go about kidnapping doctors!!...I pity my beloved 9ja.......who will now kidnap the looters!?.....

[quote author=love_123]Jealousy Jealousy na him dey worry u. D Banj has ran to US, you are now home alone, Maybe u should try Iran or Iraq.[/quote]Laff don tear ma gucci boxers!!...

hardcore2002: stupid nigerians. they are all nigerians and they pretend to be Ghanaians. stupid animals. aah. Nigeria is the number one internet and oil fraud in africa. stupid suicide bombers.

Just listen to yourself.......hopeless retard....

Na waooo

Ranks007: Who spoiled Nigeria?

I.B.B destroyed nigeria!!!!!........ He invented corruption,etc...........

[quote author=Tru_lie]What we need from these mugus are pretty simpu-gd road network, good policy framewrk and its proper implementation, electricty-and the rest will fall into place. Instead they keep promising us their mot.hers' heads..abeg Bleep dem all.[/quote]Seconded......

manny4life: Some comments on here make me question how people think... Seriously, mall or no mall, won't people still import product? For crying out loud, a mall is a glorified "Marketplace", period. Without these malls, people will still import junk from China, people will still import whether raw materials or finished goods, it will not stop them, what we have just created is an avenue to expand competition.

Simple aπϑ short.......mall or no mall,people will import.....the problem here is that we've failed to plan ourselves over the years.....Our leaders would prefer to loot,loooot and looooooooot!!!!..they would prefer to build world class malls outside the country....what don't we import!!....fuel?...tyre?....rice?....clothes?...... tooth-pick!!!..... Ordinary tooth-pick!!!... So so appalling!!....

Nice move.......first impression matters Ơ̴̴̴̴͡Ơ̴̴̴̴͡º°˚˚˚ ...this first album of mavin records has τ̅☺ be tight...all d̶̲̥̅̊ best

Toaskarity: Summarize - bigger thief chasing smaller thief.

=))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​=)) .....laff don tear ma gucci boxers..... Funny but true.....

R.I.P......peace.....

chelseabmw: May d Lord almighty be d shield nd cover for all d JTF.......Bullet will not kill dem IJN

Amen!!!!!!!

naptu2: Nigeria 7 - Burkina Faso 1

Yekini made an off the pitch contribution to Nigeria's success in that game. Just as the match was about to start, it was discovered that an NFA official forgot the Eagle's shorts @ their camp in Ota. The NFA were in a fix. They didn't know what to do. CAF refused to delay the game and if the Eagles didn't file out it would mean that the game would be forfeited.

Yekini suggested that they should cut the tracksuit trousers with razor blade and use that to play the game. The Eagles played the first half wearing the improvised "knickerbockers" while the official rushed to Ota to get ythe shorts, which the Eagles used in the 2nd half.

Wow!!! Are U serious!?...I just wish I witnessed all this(the 'great' old days).......It would have been fun...... I was 6years old in 1994.....

manny U: Jonah breath in breath out. Heave a sigh of relief n go 2 bed cos I'm sure uve missed 2 straight nights wiv ur heart in ur palms wondering hw u'll face dose mean lookin suicide bombers alone in far away Yobe of all places knwin dat they might evn be wearing xplosives as singlets. Knwin also dat if u dnt n God forbid they strike, pple will blame u. Hahahaha. Guess u not ready 2 hurt a foot talk more of dying 4 d 1.40M pple u claim 2 serve. Hweva Jona ma gud friend, immidiately u wake 4rm dis all important sleep of urs, go to wrk. Do not wait until they threaten again, making heavy demands dat will rob u of ur most treasured sleep. Bring them n their sponsors to book, chastise them like the've chastised ur pple n made ur pple to inturn chastise U wiv mockery n abusive languages. Grow balls ma friend n act like d true son of Otueke dat u are. Posterity shall mark u but whether positively or negatively its 4 u to make. Gudluck to U
Ps: Manny U

Nice poem......honest lyrikos.... I wish everyone d̶̲̥̅̊ best including myself.........peace!!!!

Chubhie: How are we sure that the "source" close to the sect as reported by saharah is not fake? What is/are the yardstick involved in knowing the fake and original boko haram?

Wonderful question.....how sure are we ∂α† d̶̲̥̅̊ source reported by sahara is authentic?.....

**comes in, sees the thread, starts reading it & falls asleep.**