₦airaland Forum

...May God save us.... I pray they make it out.......

Committee!!!!!... I want to be among the committee that'll make sure this Committee succeeds!!!!.... Someone please link me up!!!!!.....

Series22: Tears.. And i fell 4 d scam.. I needed 1500 so i sent to 20 ppl.. Chaii. My money o! But poster, u shuld hv said dis earliar na

.... Dude, for real!!!? MTN would never give anyone FREE credit just like that!!!.. It's a pity... ..hahahahAaaaaaaaa.... ##*Onyenna just fainted***

philip0906: oh yeah and d bashing begins. . .because 64 "graduates" could not differentiate between words,Nigerian Graduates(who are in their millions) are unqualified 2 hold certificates. . .sick mentality

**talkaboutfallacy**.... But it's sad though....

.....RIP....maiduguri of all places!!.. but these guys like money pass us ooh....

RIP madam.... The fact that he carelessly fired his weapon proves that he ain't qualified to handle a gun.... Who licensed him in the first place!!?(That's if he actually has a license)... Well, manslaughter it is................so sad...

Odenigbo Aroli: I swear you Nigerians are ignorant of what is happening in your own danm country! Dont you know there has been lots of improvements in the Nigerian league. This ranking is also determined by how many Nigerian clubs compete in the African club championships and progresses. Nigerian clubs like Enyimba,Kano pillars,Heartland,Rangers and Sunshines fc has been doing very good in the African club championships in the last five years but you wont know that cause you got ur head up man u and chelseas a..sses. You will rather rubbish the Nigerian league than to support them. Do you even know the club in the lead and current leading goal scorer ? Go siddon joor!

you just made ma day!!!!! some people just talk without observing anything.... Imagine someone here rating ghanaian league above 9ja league!!!...

Wtf!!.... r.i.p .....but benue people don't play with F̲̅Ʊck ooh!!!....HIV is so high in this state....
Where are ma fellow corpers in wannune?.... Monday is da D-day....

Here in wannune, benue state, we have nice soldiers...they do make us laugh most times but of course you have to do the right thing @ the right time or else you frog-jump......there is this Very HUGE soldier here oooohh..... Platoon2 commandant......I'm really enjoying ma stay here......though some people(cry-cry babies) love to complain a lot....and by the way, I'm in platoon 1.....Peace!!!

[quote author=~Bluetooth]Bullshit. . . .Nigeria is not good yet they are in the Niger Delta creeks stealing nigeria oil. Mschew[/quote] and they are also in the north searching for silver and gold

....Well said mr. Fash....
nice idea.......though........

About the LGA's that we already have,what have they really achieved? When we put the achievements of the Local Govt. Areas for the past 5-7 years into consideration, we might as well scrap them all out!!!!!!!!....

I'm not against the idea of creating new states as it would serve as catalysts in the development of the area.......however,looting has to be reduced to the barest minimum first..... Peace.....

Teenage Girls!!!!! Prolly between 15 and 17 years old!!!....I don't even know how to start shouting.....SMH...... Even when I was in secondary school, I knew of other secondary schools(only boys) that practised CULTISM!!!!... This is no JOKE.... Some people think cultism has to do with our universities alone.... Some people(esp. boys) became cultists in their secondary schools......

....As in seriously......WTF!!!
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afam4eva: I really don't know but you can try it, so that we can learn from your experience. That's if you're still alive to tell the story.

**chokes on his fufu**.....

mrperfect: AMD because of our hot weather.

AMD produces too much heat...... Now why would u prefer it in a hot weather

acidtalk: What in the world is going on with Nairaland Moderators these past months?

Must every post make it to the front page? Most especially very sensitive ones likely to cause National and International unrest?

The Passport in question might have been expired or fake for all we care. Journalism is all about findings.

The poster should have provided the passport number, visa details, name on passport before such story could be confirmed as being true.

We all know the length at which Nigeria could go to travel out of the country through hook or crook means.

If the story is true, Let him report to Nigeria high commision/embassy in South Africa and if he has and nothing concrete has been done then he should forward the information to us here.

Then and only then will we all rise and ask for the recall of the Higher Commisioner in South Africa.

Seun be very careful, yourself and your moderators need to have regular meetings and discussions on how to operate this forum because it appears you all are loosing it by each passing second.


Just a harmless advice.

U are right.....

[quote author=onye_ngbu*]Since 2010! Chaii!!!!

Has there been any bomb in Kaduna in 2010? Did any bomb go off in Adamawa till this year? What about Yobe and Kano?
Mister make you just shut it? no one knows when and where it will happen. They are even moving southwards let alone wild wild north![/quote]May God bless onye_ngbu..........

MRbrownJAY: @OP
how easy would it be for a man to propose marriage to some damsel, and then AUTOMATICALLY have unrestricted access to the coochie, lol!
wake up bro, that line of thought has long been dead and buried.....women are smarter these days.

the fact that you even wrote that you dont want to go "carrying other girls" clearly shows us all that this lady is right in not believe anything that comes out of your mouth...... you must be fooling yourself into believing that you are doing her a favor by proposing, lol!

Nice one....

If he can't use $1.5m wisely, then he's destined to be poor forever!!!!!!!....does it mean he has no needs!?.. He couldn't even buy a house or something....... How old is he by the way?.....

...Radio commentary is the worst!!!!.... The last time I tried it(radio), I thought nigeria won the game by 8 goals to nil..
They really need to improve their commentary(tv inclusive)..... I also don't like their camera and camera men... Imaging watching a league game with the ball on one side of the pitch and the camera facing another side of the pitch for some minutes!!!!!!!!..... Jeeeez!!!!
They really need to train everyone involved....starting from NFA......

obakovich: The so called militants are students sent to study by the amnesty progg,last week an ex militant was macheted by a cultist. What ur witnessn is a cleansing of the school by the militants. They are going after secret cult members not ordinary students.

If it's true that they are not going after innocent students, then am cool with it.....what ever punishment they like let them mete out on the cultists.....but they should make sure they don't kill anybody(including the culprits) oooohh!!!...

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Wtf!!!!
The country is no longer one......why can't the christians there migrate 2 safer locations ( southwards)......they would rather die than leave the 'bloody' north ...... Smh....... May the souls of boko victims RIP, amen......and for the lucky ones, this is your chance to save yourselves....... I won't cry for u guys ooooooohhhh!!!!!!... Ekwuchago m... Ka CHINEKE mezie okwu.......

3 months after dating a guy,she knows absolutely nothing(surname,age etc)....... It's such a shame...so he has no I.D card whatsoever!! .... Maybe his name is jonathan bankole-dangote obasanjo.... Does she even know the state he's from?....I bet she can't even trace the guy if she gets pregnant!!... Nah wah 4 that ya fwend oooh(abi nah u? )... Has she ever met any of his friends @ all !?.... I bet she has never met any of his siblings.....
Daytime-yahoo oohh!!... Nne, you better run ooohh(abi nah ur friend).....
Is the guy a KGB agent abi nah CIA....

Ihe a bu ezigbo fling!!!!....abi nah one night stand..... Nne, abeg tell us the truth
.... Your story is too fake to be true!!!

Wait oooh, is this the jokes section? ......I'm sure I didn't click it.....

Another Okija: Because of poor Education..

Imagine a graduate calling Stadia, staduims.. #Gbagaun

the plural form is either stadia or stadiums.....they are both correct....

ayobase: While shopping and preparing for camp, there are some vital things one has to put into consideration.
Since u r privy to dis info, u wont have any reason to take unnecessary items to the camp.
The DON'Ts.
-Don't go with heavy luggage, our ladies o!
The first day could be demanding jumping from okada to another with luggage trailing behind.make it light as possible to help urself.
-Do not go with muftis. U wldnt be allowed to put on any other cloth besides the NYSC kits given to u.
-Endeavour not go with laptop, samsung gallery and d likes of expensive gadgets for security reason. U can always go get them when on ur primary assignment.
-No point buying bucket or jerry can from home.They are sold at mami market at affordable rates.

THE DOs.
- Start asking pple abt the place u r being posted to in case u r not too conversant with d place.
-Make sure u travel as early as possible to avoid unforseen delaying circumstances.
-Travel as light as possible.
-Do obey by camp rules.....believe me, many funs to be experienced.Avoid avoidable harassments from the soldiers.

NEEDED ITEMS:
-Try get 2 extra white shorts to complement the ones given at camp.u might be surprise to see some too tight or to big. And due to well endowed butts, some might get torn.
-2 white T-shirts shld be considered also.
-U can also get an extra white canvas...u will surely wash it, having a substitute is always better!
-Waist bag: Do try to get one before coming to camp, or else u will get it at exorbitant price at mami market.
Its a must for every corper to have one.UNDISPUTABLE!
-Food flask is essential.Its usage can be expatiated.
-Mosquito net.
-If u wanna enjoy d camp, go along with plenty of cash if possible.
-Take along pen&biro since series of organizations and individuals will be coming around to give lectures.

REQUIREMENTS FOR REGISTRATION.
- Your final year school ID card.
-Notification of result by your higher institution (original and photocopies).
-Four passport photographs....u can take more than four to be on d safer side.
-Call up letter (original and photocopies)

Its better u make sure u have photocopies of ur documents, because u will be asked to go for various signatures.
U will be sent back home, if any of those requirements is missing. BE CAREFUL!
Ur state code will be given to u as soon as u r done with registration. With ur code, u get accomodation inter alia.
God Bless Us All!

Thanks a lot bro......

Wow!!!... I'm really impressed!!!....thank God it ended well.......kudos to obodo. He was really brave..... If not for the monitoring of creeks and roads by the police, they would have succeeded in taking obodo to maybe portharcourt....
Kudos to the police as well....I know our police is far from good but @ least they tried here(probably cos he's a celebrity or so)..... I wish NP can always act like this(even for non celebrities)......I just wish.........

alj harem: Akanbi why are you talking like this, knowing secondary school students, it only take a matter of months before they damage the system. Some might actually sell it or tamper with it.

A much better initiative which would last longer after the current crop of student pass out would be a very good library full of computers to meet the student needs.

This tablet thing is just not it. To me it more or less a toy for the student.

Seconded....... This is the best idea.... very good library full of computers to meet the student needs instead of buying tablets year in, year out...... Simple.....

As in......for real!!!!?? ? ? ....
jeeezee!!!!

itoldu: Una get earthquake, hurricane, volcanic eruption? Na only manmade disaster dey worry us.no go thank your maker and take a bottle of coke. #calmsyourinsanity.

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Serves him right....the force was excessive.......

But I can't imagine my 15year old daughter walking up to me and then telling me she wants to go and club by 1am..!!!!... Damn!!!! I'll simply give her a dirty slap..... End of story but I can never bully my own daughter ooohh.......

On a more serious note, the pastor failed to bring up his daughter in the right way...
It's a SHAME!!!!!!!

afam4eva: God punish blackbox. To think that I was even expecting the result next week and we're getting 2013. I don't think we'll need it by then because we'll probably have a new problem as a nation. Mayby Goats will start biting people. I sorry for this country.

Nwanne, I gbuola m oooooo!!!!!!......

.....Chineke m eeeehh!!!!!....... Is this for real!!!!!.....aaaaahh!!!..... What a shame!!!... I pray it all ends well..... Guide him oh! Lord.....