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nuttyKachi:don't flatter yourself. i trash guys like you in the gym every day. so woman beater, since you are so tough, go answer my questions. |
chisimdi:he will never answer the question. |
nuttyKachi:1. You would allow someone to treat your sister like a punching bag? 2. You would allow someone to treat your daughter like a punching bag? 3. You would encourage your son to treat a woman like a punching bag? |
[quote author=Gold*Finch link=topic=149836.msg2490993#msg2490993 date=1215732199]Obviously, that Victoria character is a psychopath. Thinks that killing him and her at same time means they'll die together. That their soul will remain together. Crazy Chic and BtW, the dude is suppose to be CH3COO[/quote]now i see why you killed yourself ![]() |
@ladyT i loved it. very funny @gold finch that i was pretty scary. are you that kid from the "grudge" |
StephenP:oh i tried to come up with something but i had to go back to LadyT original topic. ![]() |
hmmm, im at the club Im at home trying to get and outfit together. Should i wear my skirt or my new Baby Phat jeans? What, i know i will stop all them boys in their track with my new outfit from the House of Dereon. man o man im a going to be a show stoppa tonight. Now, the shoes. going straight for the dancing shoes. alright alright now my hair and makeup. Im gonna do some curls and be light on the makeup. Damn onyinye, you going to turn them out. Oka got my clothes on right, shoes flashing, booty poppin, makeup shimming. Let me just splash a lil vanilla perfume and im out the door. I arrive at the club. Look at all these girls mean mugging me as soon as i step in. They know they are just a bunch of haters. Me and my girl go straight to the dance floor. Yeah, that is my song right there. "lolli, lolli, lolli,lolli, let me see you pop dat body" Uh oh, lil boy over there eyeing me. he look interested let me swing by there for a sec. He likes what im wearing and wants to dance. He cute so i'll do it. We dancing and i know he is just staring at me just to see if i would be good in bed. ahhh let him dream. he walks me over to the bar, let's see what kind of change he got. "i wanna mint mojito with the rocks" i asked. and he willing buys it. im liking this. so we talk a lil and exchange numbers. we dance a lil more then i knew i had to be heading home. He motioning for me to let him take me home. Child please!!! i kindly refuse. and start heading home. another night of being a diva. ![]() |
@topic i would never want any body doing my laundry. it just seems weird. Thank God for the washer and dryer. |
@ Stephen and LadyT next scenario im not feeling the whole murder thing. ![]() |
StephenP:LOL!!! [quote author=Gold*Finch link=topic=150185.msg2490386#msg2490386 date=1215725035]@OYINYE Lemme ask again. In centimeters or decimeters?[/quote]Just plain meters. |
[quote author=Gold*Finch link=topic=150185.msg2490296#msg2490296 date=1215724234]Oyinye, you mean in inches or centimeters?[/quote]Meters sweet heart. StephenP:hey you are the sprinter, so dont tell me nothing about stamina. ![]() |
This was a tale between two lovers, While one was out parading, the other was left with suffers She cried herself to sleep each night, Every conversation turned to a fight She left her man, she just couldn't deal, She wanted him to see how it would feel The man's life became nothing but sorrows, All the times he use her heart for borrows He begged and pleaded for her to come home, He couldn't help going to bed alone The reminisced when they first made love, How he made her feel like the sky above Their time apart brought them together, Some how it changed their love for the better He promised to love her love her all and all, To keep her soaring and never let fall Together they became husband and wife, And opened a new chapter in their life They joined together in love as one, Soon for him, she had a son Who ever told you there was no happy ever after, Well they are that couple next you holding hands in laughter THE END |
StephenP:oh that is nice, but for me i run the 1600m and 3200m. |
StephenP:oh really? what race do you run?? |
RedHotChic:oh no. kobe, that man is truly a exception. very talented and gifted. i get the kind of guys who run track. because i run track so i guess that could be it. |
stillwater:hmmm really?? me tend to get the same type of brothas. maybe the occasional stand out guy. |
[quote author=naija_diva link=topic=147911.msg2490000#msg2490000 date=1215721230]okay, you may be right about that but you act like you know more about africa than us, when we're the africans. that's when we get annoyed. you AAs come on here like you are better than us. and for you (and the rest) claiming that you studied about africa and all, mostly choose about to write about the negative and put us down. you are not the only AA (non-african) on this site, there are more and they don't disrespect africans. you can speak the truth without be disrespectful.[/quote]hey naija girl i know what you are getting at but the way you coming off is a little hostile. |
CH3COO:oh SHUT UP!!!! got dang you being unreasonable right now. you dont even know these people yet you want to judge them. over here taking about your car. whatever we all know you drive a broke down toyota. with one glass wiper working. |
CH3COO:no wonder i wake up in screams of terror. i keep seeing this creature terrorizing me. now i know what it is. StephenP:oh lawd!! CH3COO:El Cheapo!!! |
i usally get the nerdy athletes. they are real muscular yet they still got a brain functioning. i sometimes get the poetic type too. |
CH3COO:oh yeah it keeps me up every night ![]() StephenP:geez, stephen what kind of flower place do you be shopping at?? |
CH3COO:oh watever!! *rolls eyes* there are things my "world" you have no business including your self in. |
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