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Crime › Re: Why Do Some Men Beat Up Their Wives? by onyinye2(f): 12:46am On Jul 11, 2008
nuttyKachi:
you causing trouble N might be beaten cheesy
don't flatter yourself. i trash guys like you in the gym every day. so woman beater, since you are so tough, go answer my questions.
Crime › Re: Why Do Some Men Beat Up Their Wives? by onyinye2(f): 12:37am On Jul 11, 2008
chisimdi:
Gud questions jare, no mind d guy
he will never answer the question.
Crime › Re: Why Do Some Men Beat Up Their Wives? by onyinye2(f): 12:31am On Jul 11, 2008
nuttyKachi:
really some ladies deserve it,turn her into a punching bag
1. You would allow someone to treat your sister like a punching bag?

2. You would allow someone to treat your daughter like a punching bag?

3. You would encourage your son to treat a woman like a punching bag?
Literature › Re: Role Play: Reloaded by onyinye2(f): 12:24am On Jul 11, 2008
[quote author=Gold*Finch link=topic=149836.msg2490993#msg2490993 date=1215732199]Obviously, that Victoria character is a psychopath. Thinks that killing him and her at same time means they'll die together. That their soul will remain together.

Crazy Chic

and BtW, the dude is suppose to be CH3COO
[/quote]now i see why you killed yourself lipsrsealed
Literature › Re: Role Play: Reloaded by onyinye2(f): 12:07am On Jul 11, 2008
@ladyT

i loved it. very funny

@gold finch

that i was pretty scary. are you that kid from the "grudge"
Literature › Re: Role Play: Reloaded by onyinye2(f): 11:17pm On Jul 10, 2008
StephenP:
Scenario 3: You are in the club alone. Anything can happen (even murder).
oh i tried to come up with something but i had to go back to LadyT original topic. undecided
Literature › Re: Role Play: Reloaded by onyinye2(f): 11:16pm On Jul 10, 2008
hmmm, im at the club

Im at home trying to get and outfit together. Should i wear my skirt or my new Baby Phat jeans? What, i know i will stop all them boys in their track with my new outfit from the House of Dereon. man o man im a going to be a show stoppa tonight. Now, the shoes. going straight for the dancing shoes. alright alright now my hair and makeup. Im gonna do some curls and be light on the makeup. Damn onyinye, you going to turn them out. Oka got my clothes on right, shoes flashing, booty poppin, makeup shimming. Let me just splash a lil vanilla perfume and im out the door.

I arrive at the club. Look at all these girls mean mugging me as soon as i step in. They know they are just a bunch of haters. Me and my girl go straight to the dance floor. Yeah, that is my song right there. "lolli, lolli, lolli,lolli, let me see you pop dat body" Uh oh, lil boy over there eyeing me. he look interested let me swing by there for a sec. He likes what im wearing and wants to dance. He cute so i'll do it. We dancing and i know he is just staring at me just to see if i would be good in bed. ahhh let him dream. he walks me over to the bar, let's see what kind of change he got. "i wanna mint mojito with the rocks" i asked. and he willing buys it. im liking this. so we talk a lil and exchange numbers. we dance a lil more then i knew i had to be heading home. He motioning for me to let him take me home. Child please!!! i kindly refuse. and start heading home. another night of being a diva. cool
Romance › Re: Would You Wash Ur Wife Or Girl Friend's Undies by onyinye2(f): 10:37pm On Jul 10, 2008
@topic

i would never want any body doing my laundry. it just seems weird. Thank God for the washer and dryer.
Literature › Re: Role Play: Reloaded by onyinye2(f): 10:32pm On Jul 10, 2008
@ Stephen and LadyT

next scenario cool im not feeling the whole murder thing. undecided
Romance › Re: What Type Of Men Do You Attract? by onyinye2(f): 10:25pm On Jul 10, 2008
StephenP:
Ok calm down. I'm just throwing it out there. Don't get all excited.
LOL!!!
[quote author=Gold*Finch link=topic=150185.msg2490386#msg2490386 date=1215725035]@OYINYE
Lemme ask again.
In centimeters or decimeters?[/quote]Just plain meters.
Romance › Re: What Type Of Men Do You Attract? by onyinye2(f): 10:21pm On Jul 10, 2008
[quote author=Gold*Finch link=topic=150185.msg2490296#msg2490296 date=1215724234]Oyinye,
you mean in inches or centimeters?[/quote]Meters sweet heart.
StephenP:
Nice stamina. Hopefully you've got the same stamina when we hop into bed . . . trust me you'll need it.
hey you are the sprinter, so dont tell me nothing about stamina. wink
Poems For Review › Re: The Confessions Of A Love Slave Pt.1 by onyinye2(op): 10:18pm On Jul 10, 2008
This was a tale between two lovers,
While one was out parading, the other was left with suffers

She cried herself to sleep each night,
Every conversation turned to a fight

She left her man, she just couldn't deal,
She wanted him to see how it would feel

The man's life became nothing but sorrows,
All the times he use her heart for borrows

He begged and pleaded for her to come home,
He couldn't help going to bed alone

The reminisced when they first made love,
How he made her feel like the sky above

Their time apart brought them together,
Some how it changed their love for the better

He promised to love her love her all and all,
To keep her soaring and never let fall

Together they became husband and wife,
And opened a new chapter in their life

They joined together in love as one,
Soon for him, she had a son

Who ever told you there was no happy ever after,
Well they are that couple next you holding hands in laughter

THE END
Romance › Re: What Type Of Men Do You Attract? by onyinye2(f): 10:08pm On Jul 10, 2008
StephenP:
100, 200 and 400.
oh that is nice, but for me i run the 1600m and 3200m.
Romance › Re: What Type Of Men Do You Attract? by onyinye2(f): 10:00pm On Jul 10, 2008
StephenP:
Well I be damned, I run too.
oh really? what race do you run??
Romance › Re: What Type Of Men Do You Attract? by onyinye2(f): 9:35pm On Jul 10, 2008
RedHotChic:
That is , Kobe Bryantish looking abi?
oh no. kobe, that man is truly a exception. very talented and gifted. i get the kind of guys who run track. because i run track so i guess that could be it.
Romance › Re: What Type Of Men Do You Attract? by onyinye2(f): 9:31pm On Jul 10, 2008
stillwater:
@topic
All types. cheesy
hmmm really?? me tend to get the same type of brothas. maybe the occasional stand out guy.
Culture › Re: Why Is Nigerian Society So Damn Corrupt? by onyinye2(f): 9:22pm On Jul 10, 2008
[quote author=naija_diva link=topic=147911.msg2490000#msg2490000 date=1215721230]okay, you may be right about that but you act like you know more about africa than us, when we're the africans. that's when we get annoyed. you AAs come on here like you are better than us.

and for you (and the rest) claiming that you studied about africa and all, mostly choose about to write about the negative and put us down. you are not the only AA (non-african) on this site, there are more and they don't disrespect africans. you can speak the truth without be disrespectful.[/quote]hey naija girl i know what you are getting at but the way you coming off is a little hostile.
Romance › Re: What Type Of Men Do You Attract? by onyinye2(f): 8:57pm On Jul 10, 2008
CH3COO:
funmi, Like duh? The type of boys she (oyin) attracts don't even have a good head over their shoulders. After their hopes of making the NBA or the NFL runs out, they will either begin to slang heron in the hood or work at a local MickeyDee.
oh SHUT UP!!!! got dang you being unreasonable right now. you dont even know these people yet you want to judge them. over here taking about your car. whatever we all know you drive a broke down toyota. with one glass wiper working.
Romance › Re: The Rose Factor! by onyinye2(f): 8:49pm On Jul 10, 2008
CH3COO:
oyin, should be thoughts of me keeping you up every night.
no wonder i wake up in screams of terror. i keep seeing this creature terrorizing me. now i know what it is.

StephenP:
Buy one, get one free.
oh lawd!!

CH3COO:
Why do $2000 rose when a free hand-me-down plastic flower does the job.
El Cheapo!!!
Romance › Re: What Type Of Men Do You Attract? by onyinye2(f): 8:45pm On Jul 10, 2008
i usally get the nerdy athletes. they are real muscular yet they still got a brain functioning. i sometimes get the poetic type too.
Romance › Re: The Rose Factor! by onyinye2(f): 8:39pm On Jul 10, 2008
CH3COO:
That's just what you say to lie to yourself.
oh yeah it keeps me up every night tongue

StephenP:
@ topic, I'm sorry but what would I be doing spending about $2000 on flowers every year?
geez, stephen what kind of flower place do you be shopping at??
Romance › Re: The Rose Factor! by onyinye2(f): 8:34pm On Jul 10, 2008
CH3COO:
grin grin.
kiss all this nothing, nothing, nothing. Is anything ever happening in your world or do you just prefer to be secretive?
oh watever!! *rolls eyes* there are things my "world" you have no business including your self in.

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