₦airaland Forum

CH3COO:
Oh yeah girl run that game. I will bend over backwards as long as you promise to fall on top of me.

CH3COO:
Anything for you baby.

onyinye, try me. My sleeves are filled with romantic ideas. The problem is, women never truly give romantic guys a chance to show they're genuine. As soon as you start getting romantic and sweet they think you're there to get some pussy. I will go out of my way to sastisfy you; provided that the money will be purged out of your account.

CH3COO:
Onyinye, you love with your heart and not your head. Your kind is the easiest to steal. Kissing you out of the blue for no reason at all is something you would find romantic, you like being confused as a queen, things like dancing on a very high rooftop at night looking down at the world will get you to melt at my lips. Leaving blissful voice messages that confess my love for you while you work are fantasies that satisfy your every desire.

CH3COO:
Lol. we get name for your type. na hard to get them call am. I get strategy, I sabi am. I will allow you to slap me (even twice if you choose), then i'll go home and continue sending you love letters with my tear drops stamped all over the paper. Send a spanish guitarist to serenade you as you return home each night from your school or work. Once in a blue moon I will show up at your doorsteps and plead my love for you until your neighbors force you to give in to me. You never sabi nooothing.

CH3COO:
Who's talking of your own. Na yankee style I go take massacre your own. After endless bouts of i lof you hunnie, i lof you, you mean the world to me, i find myself falling deeply in love with you every passing second, and after 5 showers of roses you will melt in my succulent hands. Don't mess with the games men play o, it's toxic. Make I no put your health in jeopardy i beg.

CH3COO:
Oh my God! After 500 years of mental slavery from the white man, the last thing I need is to be thrown back under the bus. Why would I want to be a slave? Please o. No be only mugu dey do love slave. Love and money are synonyms in the Nigerian woman's language. It's simple as A - B - C - all you gotta do is keep your mind on your money. The will will become your walking footmat in no time.

CH3COO:
I don't mind the attention. in fact you are helping me realize dreams of my own. My objective is to become a real woman cassanova. A thief of women's hearts.

CH3COO:
Onyinye, you would be surprised to find out how much we all learn from music.
Same songs that tell you to put your woman first will tell you in the second stanza never to trust her. Funmi once posted a link where the court ruled against the man for trusting his wife.

CH3COO:
I know a woman's worth. Alicia keys has made it known to all men that a real man should know that a woman comes first. Putting that woman first is my number one priority; after myself.

Hero:
The south? Humm, I didn't know you're from the Naija swamps.

CH3COO:
you too dey like money. rubber neck. gold digger.

studentetc:
@ Onyinye,

For your environment, ladies eat,sleep and breathe flowers, but in Nigeria No way.

studentetc:
@ Redhot chic

where you get your facts from that lots of Nigerian women appreciate flowers these days?

Fafafa Fowwll!

The only time the ladies appreciate flower is when they want to buy bouquet they will throw at their wedding reception chikena. Prove me wrong.

CH3COO:
Don't mind them.

If to say na one akata boy like that give them flower you go see their faces light up like pa'na pa'na.

ifyalways:
Yes, anugom that okwu na mbu,think from nnem ochie.o na si na ihea na enwu ka ugbala.o dim ka ugbala a bu egert,anu ahu na eso ehi hausa a kpahari.
@Onyinye onye nkuzi gi Echelon a noghi ya and meanwhile this thread is strictly for ilus,go to the other thread for your igbo lessons
@Topic,onye hapu iracha onu ya,uguru a enyere ha aka racha ya
if one does not lick his lips,the harmattan would do so for him

Kashif:
Cleanliness is next to godliness.

@topic, Mmiri Ugo jiri kwoo aka ka Ugbala jiri saa ahu.

Biko, gini be aha oyibo ugbala?