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Bob marley R Kelly Michael Jackson |
@everybody can we please get back to the topic? @christel |
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?" The mother says, "It's my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings." The doctor gives Debbie a good examination, then turns to the mother and says, "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your Debbie is pregnant - about 4 months, would be my guess." The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you, Debbie?" Debbie says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man!" The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out it. About five minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something wrong out there doctor?" The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I'll be darned if I'm going to miss it this time!" |
The song is cool but sounds like itz a girl that sang the song, if i hadn't watched the video i would never have imagined that OMARION sang the song. he actually wanted to complete the you got served movie with his dancesteps cool song anyway https://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2005/02/22/inside-verge-omarion.jpg |
gigitte:Enya's birth name is Eithne Ní Bhraonáin born May 17, 1961. the group you're talking about is Enya herself, who composes and performs the music; Nicky Ryan, who produces the albums, and Roma Ryan, who writes the lyrics in various languages. the remaining two do the studio work and i believe every artiste has a producer and someone who writes lyrics. so i don't wanna agree with the group stuff coz enya is the artiste besides Enya is an approximate transcription of how Eithne is pronounced in her native Irish. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fe/Enyapose.jpg |
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict.thatz what i find funny |
Seun:the simple truth is that seun loves toyota. [img]http://web.syr.edu/~geriley/maybach2.jpg[/img] just the way i love mercedes, this is pic of maybach i found |
what are you guys talking bout ![]() |
coz the colour enhances their appearance [img]http://autopixx.de/bilder/autopixx-de-1138020000-34.jpg[/img] |
if caught cheating, there's no point trying to take revenge. you still stand out as the better and faithful partner |
I'm sorry but i still have a problem getting the song |
thatz one smart kid |
Seun:itz an MTV show hosted by XZIBIT where dead cars are brought back to life, cars are worked on so that they looked brand new, maybe even better than a new one [img]http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:bN-aZawAaekwUM:www.preisvergleich.org/pimages/love-vendor-MY-RIDE_88__A-828.225_20.jpg[/img] |
i dunno songs are released everyday and they all great |
kellorah:are you one of them? ![]() |
Christino:permanently |
who can i trust in this whole wide world, my best friend had a baby by my own girl itz one of tupac's songs |
I've seen this joke before but it still looks funny osama's the man. sorry osama's the girl |
luvlymoi:thatz great, do you have your own songs? |
Don dada by Khamileon |
yeah the video is very much like IJO YA. the[b] DON DADA[/b] track has a wonderful tune, i prefer the animated version to the original video, because itz not everywhere you can watch the video. the girlz are shaking everything they've got. the[b] GSM [/b] track is really hilarious. weldone khamileon ORIGINAL DON DADA |
I was surprised and sad when i heard the news, though they are young itz a show relationship between two celebs and i knew they would break up but i never wanted it (the break up)
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zebudaya:you are definitely not your hair. if you don't like or love because he/she is wearing a hairstyle you don't fancy, then you're not worth loving. itz simple. according to india arie "you are the soul that lives within" |
THE ORACLE |
I'm sorry but the link is invalid, i've tried it, any other person to confirm this? |
[quote author=r_o_b_b_y link=topic=17320.msg506777#msg506777 date=1153429753]you forgot SUYA lol [/quote]you also forgot akara |
Women want to be in control, they want to take charge, they want to be served which is definitely impossible considering the kind of men we have in nigeria. |
so the flashers are kpakos ![]() any kpakos in the house? |
What i heard is that if a girl has been defloured or is no more a virgin, she shouldn't wear a white wedding gown.
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