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SlimBrawnie:
That is my problem with CS. I've got flat tommy and tight pelvic, I'd have to let go of one to have my kids. I'm open to any one though but will prefer VD

Hehehehe.... Well, May childbirth be easy with you

As far as I know... There is no Christian tenet objecting to CS, especially when the mother or child's health is in question. ALL I want is a safe delivery... Btw, I don't like the big puffy stomach that accompany CS...

LastSurvivor11:
Our police force is fukked..
Our system is fukked..

What is the job of NDLEA?
How can police be jack of all trade when they see innocent citizens but master of none when they see criminals..

I was in India for 6 months but I never saw a police man with gun while our own goes with AK47 intimidating people..
Mtcheèew

Wale... Is dt u

I'm wondering if I read same thing with people up there. This article, to my own judgement, is not about Davido-Chioma. It is a scholastic masterpiece about Choice, human weakness and the moral corruption perversing our generation. Kudos to the writer. Ofcourse, Choice is still one of the ability in human existence, so I don't care about Davido or Chioma....

700k? Cash down

Unfortunately, OP doesn't sound as someone ready to learn. Lecturing, not only in Nigerian schools, requires us knowing you with a specific line... Even the Biochemistry have specialization (I'm a Plant biochemist). All these your jack of all is inconsequential to the lecturing line. If you start something, you must finish it

Sammeyd:
Lol, Aarinola again. Excellence is in her Gene

This is a girl that got admitted in the same department as freshmen and still came out best before she pursued her ambition to study medicine in college of Health Science.

Well done.
Keep Shining in Excellence!

great botanist! I sight you. Aarinola is an academe per excellence! Kudos to her

dancewith:
One can only wonder what our kids are taught these days when a body like this cannot even spell "Thesis" correctly

Very sad

Oga... Plural of 'Thesis' is 'Theses'... Or am I missing out something sir?

[quote author=Pascal679 post=58946887]chlorophyll[/quote

Wrong.

uzoexcel:
What's ur point
Carrying out research? Are you saying that's not a white collar job? And do you think they work for free?

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Don't mind oldfoolnigger. He thinks we spend stones to research. It got to a time in my PG research that I had to resort to begging for funds on nairaland ( Grant wasn't forth coming). I'm Still battling with it now.

I discontinued after fourth question. They are not serious at all

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Lstar4real. help me with the quotation for this and check the authenticity. The first link I sent was sold out. Thanks
reply asap pls!

LARRYDKING:
May I ask you sir, if you would be honest, which is the better institution between the two?

Sincerely Sir... I can't say. An experience of both is awesome. Unilag av less rigorous academic environment, more realistic and industrial oriented. Unilag also have recent technologies AVAILABLE TO STUDENTS... OAU is good at hoarding apparatus. UNILAG lecturers don't see you as a rival, OAU ogas see you as a potential competitor, hence you must see pepper before you go.

However, In OAU, u are trained to know how to do it urself. Unilag spoon feed alot... U see der students shaking up and down coz one lecturer refuse to collect their attendance. Oau students tend to be bolder, rugged and hardworking. They are very well exposed to foundational academics but UNILAG expose u to current trends in ur profession.

If I want to employ a teacher, give me an OAU guy
If I want to employ a tutor, give me a UNILAG guy

But in all... Both are good!

#I speak in relation to my field o

I had my BSc. Botany from OAU. It was a wonderful experience in all ramifications. Though, we spent more sessions than anticipated, but WE CAME OUT BETTER, RUGGED and VERSATILE! currently running my Post graduate in UNILAG... very fast, less demanding, less stressful BUT MORE MODERN researches, cost demanding, Modern and useful to society and cool experience. The way I read ehn, so alien to UNILAG... good student- lecturer rapport (far better than OAU), More fund and finance opportunities (UNILAG gets foreign grants alot)... And LABOUR MARKET oriented (oau train us like monster with only scholastic researches)...

A combination of OAU and UNILAG is a top notch. I don't like UI tho

NgoziOkoli:
Your life is literally empty just like the one of your bus conductor father! Useless thing!


God punish you! Don't go and look for factory job to feed your pure water hawking mother and bail your street urchin brother from the police custody!

Ha ha! Ki la gbe, ki le ju? Person steal fish, u dey throw car rim, if im steal Cow nko? This is too much o.... Haba! DID HE DEFRAUD YOU SEXUALLY?

mroop:
lol..... busted





Joke of the day :: my journey to onitshe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRVyEvVE5kU&feature=youtu.be

Comedy is just not your way. REPENT! I'm angry I wasted my MB

And they tell you the WHITE youths are better off? Answer me o... What an opinion from an oppressed soul? So, white youths aren't 'pepper ganging'? Uh?! You sound just so poor for discussion.

I repeat again, the WHITE HAVE NO MORAL, SOCIAL OR LEGAL right to call BLACK extravagant, bereft or lesser. The wise will know that they wish BLACK will always continue to be a pawn.

Black youths aren't worse than their WHITE counterparts. If given the platform they grow from, we will turn their lands to dumping ground. Ire o!

Oluwamuyeewa:
With this slavery mentality is your head? We'll never catch up with them

White people will soon colonize the moon and Nigerian youths are busy slaying up and down with an empty brain,designers(mostly fake from China),phones made by the white man,Instagram made by the white man and yet you're being such an ingrate

If not for the white man,there will be no Nairaland or a chance for you to display your shallowness to the world.

Gracias

Trash..... Why? Because the article shades the BLACK race! We love to show off, we love to oppress, we love to get unnecessary things.... I guess Kim Kardashian is black... Trump is sooo black that charcoal is jealous... They said our monarchy is archaic and extravagant, the England royalties are from Abeokuta! They said we are backward, ask them why they handed power to the least educated North and tried all to kill Ghandi...

Now, the BLACK youths will see this kind of article and shout 'yea! Correct'. Not there fault, they have been so oppressed to believe that White is perfect, supreme and devoid of excesses. They facilitated a spoilt system and yet steal away our EGG HEADS.

I will say the WHITEs are cheat! Dark hearted and always with ulterior motive. You came to us, we accepted you with open hands and pure hearts, extending a hand of fellowship... Yet u took away our golds to feed your insatiable appetites

U have no right whatsoever to abuse us! We are coming (not for you, but over you). We will meet up with you, we will overtake you and we will show you what it TAKES TO BE BLACK, we will turn your lands to our dumping sites.

Thanks

Thanks so much. I have been able to raise it
Cc: Seun, lalasticlala, SirJeffery etc

Thanks. Solved. Now doing fine.

I am in a fix now and it's so surprising that I am unable to raise something as small as 100k for myself.

I am currently in the middle of my post graduate (MSc) course. I am in Biosciences. I have spent upto 370k to pursue this but I am required to correct somethings so urgently requiring about 135k. I have gone in and out and all I could raise was under 30k.
I cannot abandon this course now, I'm meant to finish by October.

I need help, a loan of 50-80k or a Wages of such which i am ready to work for.

I came here because I have exhausted all available means. Please, 'go fund me' or 'loan me'

I can supply any needed information for enquiries, including the details of my research which will be beneficial to the agricultural sector. Thanks

Cc: Seun, lalasticlala, SirJeffery etc

I am in a fix now and it's so surprising that I am unable to raise something as small as 100k for myself.

I am currently in the middle of my post graduate (MSc) course. I am in Biosciences. I have spent upto 370k to pursue this but I am required to correct somethings so urgently requiring about 135k. I have gone in and out and all I could raise was under 30k.
I cannot abandon this course now, I'm meant to finish by October.

I need help, a loan of 50-80k or a Wages of such which i am ready to work for.

I came here because I have exhausted all available means. Please, 'go fund me' or 'loan me'

I can supply any needed information for enquiries, including the details of my research which will be beneficial to the agricultural sector. Thanks

Cc: Seun, lalasticlala, SirJeffery etc

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Viburnum:
What happened??

Eh?! Got a success mail after the video interview. About four friends also got the same, even with a 'good' remark. The next stage 'discovery centre' is in batches. I got my passcodes and all sort...














And then, this silly bus conductor woke me to ask if I have two Fifty naira.. Mtchweee... Persin cannot even dream in peace!


Oya, comman beat me, I'm in my house

Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow

UNILEVER at it again!

nnamdi1998:
White fowl that won't even last 30 seconds in a gun fight

Guy... Chill! U are barely 19+yrs old and with this mentality, very obvious u dnt plan living long. Please, change ur outlook and the way u view urslf.

Even Chameleon, the most camouflaged animal, do get caught, I won't want u to go that way!

This is a modern world, prime of civilisation, ask urslf 'what kind of military officer am I growing into? "

And note this, if your tongue doesn't kill you, ur ego will... And that' s why I'm saying GROW TOUGH, GROW TALL, GROW RESPONSIBLE and GROW HUMBLE.

Thanks

PS: Don't bother replying me, my great grandfather had an hunter gun, my late grandpa had four bullets

Feedback

Judgement - Big picture thinking, analysis & decision making and change & innovation
You provided excellent evidence against ‘big picture thinking’, you thought about the wider implications of your ideas and suggestions and it was clear that you seek to maximize benefits. You demonstrated that you could work effectively with different teams across Unilever and you started to think about how you could achieve savings. You demonstrated that you were committed and supportive to Unilever’s wider vision and goals and that you take account of these aims in your answers. You could improve further by thinking about how you could support others to develop their ‘big picture thinking’ skills. You did start to think about the different efficiencies that could be achieved when implementing large projects (i.e. savings in resource, time, project costs etc.) and how you might involve others in these types of tasks.

You also demonstrated that you assimilate and analyze information effectively and objectively to make informed decisions quickly. Your answers indicate that you are able to actively seek and identify information that is useful and that you can identify trends, inconsistencies and risks. You provided some evidence to suggest that you think about how to encourage others to be objective and make use of data so that efficiencies can be achieved. You also thought about how you would present the full rationale behind your ideas / solutions in a convincing manner (especially when working with more senior individuals).

You provided excellent evidence against the area – change and innovation. Overall it is clear that you are positive about change and you identify opportunities for better ways of working. You considered some of the impact that change can have on others and thought about some of the practical implications of making your ideas a reality. You also thought about how you would motivate and encourage others to generate creative ideas but could improve further by thinking about how you would address resistance to new ideas or new ways of working.

Drive - Drive to succeed, accelerating business growth and consumer needs
You demonstrated an excellent understanding of Unilever and how your values and strengths match to the requirements of the Future Leaders Programme. It is clear that you are motivated by the prospect of a challenging role and you are prepared to drive your own career and development. You provided some evidence that you had thought about how to build relationships across the business to overcome challenges and create long term partnerships.

You provided positive evidence against working effectively to accelerate business growth. For example, it is clear that you adopt a structured and logical approach to work, from planning to delivery. It is also clear that you produce high quality results and that quality is important to you. You also provided strong evidence against prioritising tasks and dealt with these effectively under pressure. You demonstrated that you could multi-task in order to achieve more in tight time-scales.

It is clear that you are concerned with consumer needs and will work hard to define and meet those needs. It is also clear that you will manage expectations and build effective partnerships in order to provide a high quality service. You thought about how you would increase consumer satisfaction and what would consumers like to see more of. However, you could improve further by thinking about how you would pre-empt any challenges or issues in order to put solutions in place before they become a problem.

Influence - Inspirational leadership, influencing skills and learning agility
Overall, you demonstrated excellent evidence against the ability to communicate effectively and influence others. It is clear that you will work collaboratively and effectively with a wide-range of people and that you are proactive in supporting others. You provided evidence that you could lead a team and work closely with other partners across Unilever. You also provided evidence that you would give others support, guidance and mentoring when leading them as part of a team. You also provided some positive evidence about how you would lead people during challenging situations or disagreements. You thought about ways of involving others to ensure everyone is listened to and it was clear that you would encourage everyone to contribute to a discussion.


Kind Regards,
Unilever Recruitment

I got this. No mail yet afterwards

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oyienootieno:
Bet me that NDLEA guy is in big poo... They better start working his transfer. I trust NAF boys. They don't have time to exchange words with paramilitary.

I feel like yelling this at you 'SHUT UP!!!!!'
but I just change my mind... 'SHUT UP not'