aiit bro

AjanleKoko: ^^

LOL.

I'm sure OP has heard of the degree. The question sounds more like, what is MBA all about? In which case it's a valid question.

This thread will be educative not just for him but for the sake of thers, front page things

Do you have similar experience? Has a little kid ever played one on you? Share

My five year old sister is begging me for the meat in my rice
and stew, and she goes -
"Brother Ebuka, are you my friend?"
And replying I go
"yes nau, for life sef"

Then she goes, pointing "That one, ehn! Gimme. You're my friend you hear?"

"But Chi you've eaten nau" I reply boning my face.

And she goes "Do you love Jesus? Ehn ansa me brother Ebuka!

Do you love Jesus?" She taps me consecutively then puts her
hand out like this time she wasn't begging but giving an order.
Without grumbling or even the slightest snare, I quickly dip the
fork on the meat and place in her mouth as she churns the big
mold and her tiny bubbly chins churn down the meat like she were
regurgitating it.
Then she goes - "why are you looking at me like
that? I'm not your friend again".

See me see wahala, after eating my meat, we're no more friends.
Nawa o! Someone help me tell her, she can't eat her cake and
have it.

What the hell?
Defination of Beauty

Most of you saying lies were not born before 80's

Nigeria! a country so blessed with retards and jokers as
leaders ....here are some of the dumbest quotes of our leaders

(1)..."we want to thank the president for bringing facebook to
Nigeria" ...information minister Labaran Maku.
(2).."you press men, you always say there are no minerals in
kano ..we
have coca cola, fanta, mirinda and the newly invented
sprite"...Bakin Zuwo.
(3)..."foreign investors should ignore Boko Haram and invest in
Nigeria"...GEj
(4)..." I will water your school and fire your school"..Orji Uzoh
kalu
(5) "Nigerians dont panic, terrorist attack is everywhere ..maybe
is our turn"...GEJ
(6).."I will rather kill myself than commit sucide"..Dame Jonathan
(7)..."I founded this school for the masses and the school fees is
850,000 naira"...Atiku Abubakar
(.."until I see someone eating from the gutters before I wil
believe there is poverty in Nigeria"...sen David Mark.
(9)..."GSM is not meant for the poor"..David Mark
(10)..."the worth of a child born and breed in Nigeria cannot be
compared to that in the united states"...Yakubu Gowon
(11).."school is not meant for the poor, only for the rich"..Ikedi
Ohakim
(12).."at 50, britain is still battling with King Arthur and the
knights of the round table so Nigeria is not doing too
badly"..Diezeani Madueke.
(13).."Even Jesus Christ cannot conduct a free and fair election
in Nigeria"...Obj
(14)..."the corp members where destined to die, nobody can run
away from destiny"..mallam isa yaguda, gov bauchi state.
(16).."on behalf of 20 million naira, I donate my family"..
Dame jonathan.
(17).."we, the pdp did not win this election, I have gone to church
to confess, I gave them money and they called the result"...chris
Uba
(18).."I want to commend the doctors and nurses for responding
to treatment"...Dame Jonathan
(19)..."I can see camera people, are they going to televise us
alive?" Dame Jonathan
(20).."it is a dividend of democracy that my administration
brought Mr Biggs in Owerri"...Achike Udenwa
(21)..."the united state has a lot to learn from us when it comes
to election, they need to learn how to conduct a presidential
election in a day"..Maurice Iwu
(22)..." job security is for instance when you are performing on
stage and mopol guiding you"..GEJ to Dbanj..

Mehn! You go fear 8-packs

k-systems:


Fellow Nigerians,

Please note that this advert is a SCAM!
I have already fallen victim to this scumbag. He claimed to breed and sell parrot. It's over a month since I paid for my parrot but yet to receive same. he no longer answers his phones, keep changing lines and prefer you send him a message when you call from an unkonwn line.

Little wonder why online business is struggling in Nigeria - people like this poor fellow preying on other's trust.

It might interest you to note that he never publishes his address in all his adverts in different forums. Please be advised.

ThAnks bro for unveiling the scumbag, pls I need a talking parrot as a pet, could u direct me where to buy??

viccipedia: u shld try another language.... I dont think you would pass jamb english without expo urself. no offense just an observation

You re a fool and you should STFU, its people like you dat indulge in malpractice

slap1: Cold water starch, if you're in school. But at home, you may start a little poultry. GOODLUCK!

N10000 with poultry?
You must be kidding

During my days in Afms, we call it ge-ri

I watched Spartacus; blood and sand

When the people fear the govt, its called tyranny but when the govt fears the people, its called liberty- Thomas Jeffery

Chike and the River
Tambari in Dukana

The guy is smart, trying to answer a direct question with an indirect answer

Likewise me too, I also have a first degree in Elect/Elect engr but I am still serving, i want to be a lecturer but I don't know the most effective step to take...any help?

robonski15:

Your are absolutely correct.. My net profit as at then was N200k a month.. But as you expand ur net profit increases.. Thanks

I have been expecting my mail from you since over a week, pls send to hexanova13@gmail.com

Size, they say, matters. So, are you considering increasing
the size of your manhood?
Have you been bombarded by adverts claiming to increase
the size of your manhood with as much as three or four
inches within three months?
Beware, it can cause impotence!
A naturalist, Dr. Silvanus Fur Ettia and Managing Director of
Nature’s Panacea & Herbal Remedies has sent an urgent
warning that opting for penile enlargement could damage
reproductive health in men and cause impotence.
Hear him: “A lot of people are not satisfied with the size of
their manhood and there is a lot of advertisement on the
web and everywhere promising enlargement with about
three to four inches in just months.
“Some even claim to be natural herbs. But I want to send a
strong warning. It is not advisable for men to do it because
it can cause impotence in the long run.
Those behind it want to market a product no doubt. But we
need to ask ourselves, ‘is there any side effect?’
“I want to state categorically that whatever you take to
enlarge your penis cannot increase the size of the penis.
It will only enlarge the veins that carry blood into the penis
so that whenever you have an erection, more blood will
rush into the veins and the penis will appear bigger.
But when you’re done with what you’re doing, the blood will
rush out and it will shrink and the size of the penis will
become smaller over time.
“Over time, the ability to have an erection will completely
go because some tissues in the penis must have been
damaged and this will lead to impotence.”
Dr. Ettia, a Cameroonian is currently in Nigeria to create
awareness about the use of natural herbs in treating and
correcting ailments affecting male reproductive organs and
detoxifying the human system.”

Caracta:
You can also be an accountant or financial analyst through professional exams. Who says you can't kill a bird with five stones or more?

Actually its kill five birds with one stone

Florena: but truly, jessica alba is beautiful

Like seriously I googled most of them and it turns out they re old, why don't the poster show us the present state

robonski15:

I like youe willingness to learn.. U can give me your email adress..

Sir me too am willing to learn, my email address is hexanova13@gmail.com
God bless your handiwork
One question, if you made a net profit of N1000k in 5 months, am I assumed to believe ur net salary to be N200k a month?

ArQueBusieR:
LMAO @ "longest person".

ArQueBusieR:
LMAO @ "longest person".

Sybellah: u must watch it fast, it's getting better and better with each eps try www.thepiratebay.se u ll get everything there

Thanks sweaty, you re a darling...I owe you one

Rexphobia: Kidnap a corp member and ask for N20m...F*ck Logic. How much is allowee?
Why not kidnap the Li or Zi and ask for a Local government.

Rexphobia: Kidnap a corp member and ask for N20m...F*ck Logic. How much is allowee?
Why not kidnap the Li or Zi and ask for a Local government.

50calibre:

Damn the ceasar part was just a big time fu*k up. Imagine the great and famous julius ceasar in history being rapped by spoilt teenager. I hope that Tiberius meet a horrible end brought to him by ceasar or spartacus.

Crixus has had it coming for a while, I wasn't surprised at his death. he had thrown caution to the wind, thinking he can defeat the Romans with brute force despite spartacus telling him they've got to be strategic.

The painful parts for me were the fall of argon, the split from spartacus by crixus and argon, gannicus hooking up with Sybil and worse of all, agron and even the mighty crixus being killed by a weak boy.

Don't blame the director, spartacus a true life event

Sybellah:

omg did u watched episode 8 already? What happened to Ceasar was very shocking as innnnnn... getting butt rap***ed by some moronic Justin Bieber lookalike was humiliating and disturbing, I had that image in my head for days...
I understand the writers want to shock but this was a bit over the edge...
+ the death of Crixus was too banal for his stature

i stopped at episode 5, pls could u send me a link where i can download the rest

Sybellah: Andy is my all time Fav

but I like Liam as well very much, both are amazing actors

Did u guys start watching season 3?

yeah its called War of the Dammed
You need to see this guys in action

In March 2010, Andy Whitfield was diagnosed with non-
Hodgkin lymphoma and died 11 months later, Liam was a replacement.
I just rewatched the whole show, every single episode to
refresh my memory as I absolutely love this show and
wish it could go on forever. I know this will probably get
downvoted, but the transition that Liam made into
Spartacus from Andy's Spartacus has been more
successful than people have given him credit for. I
honestly think Liam has done as good of ( if not better)
job at representing Spartacus than Andy did. I think Liam
feels like the better actor