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Career › Re: What Is The MBA About? by OracleHex(m): 1:21pm On Jul 24, 2013

aiit bro

Career › Re: What Is The MBA About? by OracleHex(m): 2:39pm On Jul 23, 2013

AjanleKoko: ^^

LOL.

I'm sure OP has heard of the degree. The question sounds more like, what is MBA all about? In which case it's a valid question.

This thread will be educative not just for him but for the sake of thers, front page things

Family › Re: Help! My Little Sister Played A Prank On Me by OracleHex(op): 10:27am On Jun 28, 2013

Do you have similar experience? Has a little kid ever played one on you? Share

Family › Help! My Little Sister Played A Prank On Me by OracleHex(op): 10:14am On Jun 28, 2013

My five year old sister is begging me for the meat in my rice
and stew, and she goes -
"Brother Ebuka, are you my friend?"
And replying I go
"yes nau, for life sef"

Then she goes, pointing "That one, ehn! Gimme. You're my friend you hear?"

"But Chi you've eaten nau" I reply boning my face.

And she goes "Do you love Jesus? Ehn ansa me brother Ebuka!

Do you love Jesus?" She taps me consecutively then puts her
hand out like this time she wasn't begging but giving an order.
Without grumbling or even the slightest snare, I quickly dip the
fork on the meat and place in her mouth as she churns the big
mold and her tiny bubbly chins churn down the meat like she were
regurgitating it.
Then she goes - "why are you looking at me like
that? I'm not your friend again".

See me see wahala, after eating my meat, we're no more friends.
Nawa o! Someone help me tell her, she can't eat her cake and
have it.

Fashion › Re: Omowunmi Akinnifesi On The Cover Of Y! Magazine.. by OracleHex(m): 3:50pm On Jun 03, 2013

What the hell?
Defination of Beauty

Politics › Re: 22 Dumbest Quotes From Our Leaders by OracleHex(op): 12:50pm On Jun 02, 2013

Most of you saying lies were not born before 80's

Politics › 22 Dumbest Quotes From Our Leaders by OracleHex(op): 9:30pm On Jun 01, 2013

Nigeria! a country so blessed with retards and jokers as
leaders ....here are some of the dumbest quotes of our leaders

(1)..."we want to thank the president for bringing facebook to
Nigeria" ...information minister Labaran Maku.
(2).."you press men, you always say there are no minerals in
kano ..we
have coca cola, fanta, mirinda and the newly invented
sprite"...Bakin Zuwo.
(3)..."foreign investors should ignore Boko Haram and invest in
Nigeria"...GEj
(4)..." I will water your school and fire your school"..Orji Uzoh
kalu
(5) "Nigerians dont panic, terrorist attack is everywhere ..maybe
is our turn"...GEJ
(6).."I will rather kill myself than commit sucide"..Dame Jonathan
(7)..."I founded this school for the masses and the school fees is
850,000 naira"...Atiku Abubakar
( cool

.."until I see someone eating from the gutters before I wil
believe there is poverty in Nigeria"...sen David Mark.
(9)..."GSM is not meant for the poor"..David Mark
(10)..."the worth of a child born and breed in Nigeria cannot be
compared to that in the united states"...Yakubu Gowon
(11).."school is not meant for the poor, only for the rich"..Ikedi
Ohakim
(12).."at 50, britain is still battling with King Arthur and the
knights of the round table so Nigeria is not doing too
badly"..Diezeani Madueke.
(13).."Even Jesus Christ cannot conduct a free and fair election
in Nigeria"...Obj
(14)..."the corp members where destined to die, nobody can run
away from destiny"..mallam isa yaguda, gov bauchi state.
(16).."on behalf of 20 million naira, I donate my family"..
Dame jonathan.
(17).."we, the pdp did not win this election, I have gone to church
to confess, I gave them money and they called the result"...chris
Uba
(18).."I want to commend the doctors and nurses for responding
to treatment"...Dame Jonathan
(19)..."I can see camera people, are they going to televise us
alive?" Dame Jonathan
(20).."it is a dividend of democracy that my administration
brought Mr Biggs in Owerri"...Achike Udenwa
(21)..."the united state has a lot to learn from us when it comes
to election, they need to learn how to conduct a presidential
election in a day"..Maurice Iwu
(22)..." job security is for instance when you are performing on
stage and mopol guiding you"..GEJ to Dbanj..

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Nairaland General › Re: Don Akim , Body Builder And His British Fiancee by OracleHex(m): 11:52am On May 25, 2013

Mehn! You go fear 8-packs

Business To Business › Re: Buy African Gray Parrot by OracleHex(m): 9:46pm On May 22, 2013

k-systems:
Fellow Nigerians,

Please note that this advert is a SCAM!
I have already fallen victim to this scumbag. He claimed to breed and sell parrot. It's over a month since I paid for my parrot but yet to receive same. he no longer answers his phones, keep changing lines and prefer you send him a message when you call from an unkonwn line.

Little wonder why online business is struggling in Nigeria - people like this poor fellow preying on other's trust.

It might interest you to note that he never publishes his address in all his adverts in different forums. Please be advised.

ThAnks bro for unveiling the scumbag, pls I need a talking parrot as a pet, could u direct me where to buy??

Education › Re: JAMB Gets 7-days Ultimatum To Release Scripts For Remarking or face the court. by OracleHex(m): 10:42pm On May 16, 2013

viccipedia: u shld try another language.... I dont think you would pass jamb english without expo urself. no offense just an observation

You re a fool and you should STFU, its people like you dat indulge in malpractice

Literature › Re: Cross River And Ssce Fraud: My Nysc Experience by OracleHex(m): 5:09am On May 15, 2013

Thumbs bro, following with keen interest, yours was better.
I joinEd Martial art in camp and dey promised to send us to Benin, I was even boasting to my friends before P0P dat Benin will be my PPA only to be disappointed when I saw Ovia south lga...I nearly cried

Business › Re: What Business Can A Student Start With N10,000 by OracleHex(m): 6:52pm On May 10, 2013

slap1: Cold water starch, if you're in school. But at home, you may start a little poultry. GOODLUCK!

N10000 with poultry?
You must be kidding

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Food › Re: What Other Name Do You Call Garri by OracleHex(m): 12:32pm On May 04, 2013

During my days in Afms, we call it ge-ri

Entertainment › Re: Are You Among The Generation That Used This Television? by OracleHex(m): 12:26pm On May 04, 2013

I watched Spartacus; blood and sand

Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by OracleHex(m): 10:43am On May 01, 2013

I don't need someone to tell me that you will surely be thrown out.....lolz

Politics › Re: Why Okorocha Was Not Treated In Govt Hospital by OracleHex(m): 10:42am On Apr 30, 2013

When the people fear the govt, its called tyranny but when the govt fears the people, its called liberty- Thomas Jeffery

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TV/Movies › Re: Which Nigerian Book Would You Want Adapted Into A Movie? by OracleHex(m): 6:26pm On Apr 29, 2013

Chike and the River
Tambari in Dukana

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Celebrities › Re: Faze Opens-Up About Tuface's Relationship with Blackface by OracleHex(m): 10:51am On Apr 27, 2013

The guy is smart, trying to answer a direct question with an indirect answer

Literature › Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by OracleHex(m): 8:49pm On Apr 26, 2013

Good job brother, you the reason I come to this section...thumbs up to your work

Career › Re: Career Guide by OracleHex(m): 1:48pm On Apr 25, 2013

Likewise me too, I also have a first degree in Elect/Elect engr but I am still serving, i want to be a lecturer but I don't know the most effective step to take...any help?

Agriculture › Re: Hidden Truths About Catfish Business!!! by OracleHex(m): 9:06am On Apr 20, 2013

robonski15: Your are absolutely correct.. My net profit as at then was N200k a month.. But as you expand ur net profit increases.. Thanks

I have been expecting my mail from you since over a week, pls send to hexanova13@gmail.com

Health › Penis Enlargement Causes Impotence –doctor by OracleHex(op): 9:00am On Apr 20, 2013

Size, they say, matters. So, are you considering increasing
the size of your manhood?
Have you been bombarded by adverts claiming to increase
the size of your manhood with as much as three or four
inches within three months?
Beware, it can cause impotence!
A naturalist, Dr. Silvanus Fur Ettia and Managing Director of
Nature’s Panacea & Herbal Remedies has sent an urgent
warning that opting for penile enlargement could damage
reproductive health in men and cause impotence.
Hear him: “A lot of people are not satisfied with the size of
their manhood and there is a lot of advertisement on the
web and everywhere promising enlargement with about
three to four inches in just months.
“Some even claim to be natural herbs. But I want to send a
strong warning. It is not advisable for men to do it because
it can cause impotence in the long run.
Those behind it want to market a product no doubt. But we
need to ask ourselves, ‘is there any side effect?’
“I want to state categorically that whatever you take to
enlarge your penis cannot increase the size of the penis.
It will only enlarge the veins that carry blood into the penis
so that whenever you have an erection, more blood will
rush into the veins and the penis will appear bigger.
But when you’re done with what you’re doing, the blood will
rush out and it will shrink and the size of the penis will
become smaller over time.
“Over time, the ability to have an erection will completely
go because some tissues in the penis must have been
damaged and this will lead to impotence.”
Dr. Ettia, a Cameroonian is currently in Nigeria to create
awareness about the use of natural herbs in treating and
correcting ailments affecting male reproductive organs and
detoxifying the human system.”

Education › Re: Pursuing Professional Exams Or Master Degree: Which Is Better? by OracleHex(m): 1:18pm On Apr 15, 2013

Caracta: You can also be an accountant or financial analyst through professional exams. Who says you can't kill a bird with five stones or more?

Actually its kill five birds with one stone

Celebrities › Re: Top 30 World's Most-Beautiful Women In 2013 by OracleHex(m): 11:14am On Apr 15, 2013

Florena: but truly, jessica alba is beautiful

Like seriously I googled most of them and it turns out they re old, why don't the poster show us the present state

Agriculture › Re: Hidden Truths About Catfish Business!!! by OracleHex(m): 4:05pm On Apr 13, 2013

robonski15: I like youe willingness to learn.. U can give me your email adress..

Sir me too am willing to learn, my email address is hexanova13@gmail.com
God bless your handiwork
One question, if you made a net profit of N1000k in 5 months, am I assumed to believe ur net salary to be N200k a month?

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Politics › Re: When Obasanjo Joined The Nigerian Army (Picture) by OracleHex(m): 9:34am On Apr 12, 2013

ArQueBusieR: LMAO @ "longest person".

ArQueBusieR: LMAO @ "longest person".

TV/Movies › Re: Who Acted The Spartacus Role Better? Andy Vs Liam by OracleHex(op): 6:46pm On Apr 04, 2013

Sybellah: u must watch it fast, it's getting better and better with each eps try www.thepiratebay.se u ll get everything there

Thanks sweaty, you re a darling...I owe you one

NYSC › Re: Medical Corper Kidnapped In Ebonyi Is Rescued by OracleHex(m): 10:19am On Apr 04, 2013

Rexphobia: Kidnap a corp member and ask for N20m...F*ck Logic. How much is allowee?
Why not kidnap the Li or Zi and ask for a Local government.

TV/Movies › Re: Who Acted The Spartacus Role Better? Andy Vs Liam by OracleHex(op): 10:16am On Apr 04, 2013

50calibre: Damn the ceasar part was just a big time fu*k up. Imagine the great and famous julius ceasar in history being rapped by spoilt teenager. I hope that Tiberius meet a horrible end brought to him by ceasar or spartacus.

Crixus has had it coming for a while, I wasn't surprised at his death. he had thrown caution to the wind, thinking he can defeat the Romans with brute force despite spartacus telling him they've got to be strategic.

The painful parts for me were the fall of argon, the split from spartacus by crixus and argon, gannicus hooking up with Sybil and worse of all, agron and even the mighty crixus being killed by a weak boy.

Don't blame the director, spartacus a true life event

TV/Movies › Re: Who Acted The Spartacus Role Better? Andy Vs Liam by OracleHex(op): 10:14am On Apr 04, 2013

Sybellah: omg did u watched episode 8 already? What happened to Ceasar was very shocking as innnnnn... getting butt rap***ed by some moronic Justin Bieber lookalike was humiliating and disturbing, I had that image in my head for days...
I understand the writers want to shock but this was a bit over the edge...
+ the death of Crixus was too banal for his stature

i stopped at episode 5, pls could u send me a link where i can download the rest

TV/Movies › Re: Who Acted The Spartacus Role Better? Andy Vs Liam by OracleHex(op): 3:15am On Apr 02, 2013

Sybellah: Andy is my all time Fav

but I like Liam as well very much, both are amazing actors

Did u guys start watching season 3?

yeah its called War of the Dammed
You need to see this guys in action

TV/Movies › Who Acted The Spartacus Role Better? Andy Vs Liam by OracleHex(op): 4:21am On Apr 01, 2013

In March 2010, Andy Whitfield was diagnosed with non-
Hodgkin lymphoma and died 11 months later, Liam was a replacement.
I just rewatched the whole show, every single episode to
refresh my memory as I absolutely love this show and
wish it could go on forever. I know this will probably get
downvoted, but the transition that Liam made into
Spartacus from Andy's Spartacus has been more
successful than people have given him credit for. I
honestly think Liam has done as good of ( if not better)
job at representing Spartacus than Andy did. I think Liam
feels like the better actor

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