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Politics / Re: Shettima Smiles As He Welcomes Bola Tinubu by orgasm(m): 8:49pm On Oct 06, 2022
He's only happy to see his placeholder
Crime / Re: SOS!!! Someone Is Blackmailing My Female Friend With Her Nudes by orgasm(m): 4:17pm On Jul 15, 2022
Pls throw that baby away with the bath water.
Crime / Re: Policemen Beat NSCDC Commandant, Kill Orderly In Imo by orgasm(m): 2:51pm On Apr 27, 2022
Can the Mopol do same at Obinze military barracks if their colleague is detained there? Na just see finish matter.

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Travel / Re: Mistaken Of Identification by orgasm(m): 6:01pm On Oct 07, 2021
For coming here to lie and waste our time, you will die in prison in true life

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Family / Re: Well, She Called Off Our Wedding. by orgasm(m): 3:18pm On Jul 24, 2021
You are playing with Pastor's meat when he's not done yet. Wait small he will leave the bone for you
Romance / Re: Married Ex Wants Me To Manage Her New Business by orgasm(m): 10:47am On Mar 25, 2021
Draslo:
I'm not going to bore you with an epistle.

We dated between 2016-17. We had a mutual break-up cause I went to Ghana for a bit (5 months. I needed a change of scenery). We spoke and chatted at intervals before we both ghosted each other. I heard she got married to a big shot Abuja guy in 2019.

Fast forward to Saturday evening this past weekend, I got a message on Instagram from her. Long story short, she opened a beauty spa in Abuja in December. She wants me to help her manage it. She knows I have my commitments in Lagos but wants to take advantage of the fact that I visit Abuja once or twice a month. She proposes that I can come only on weekends since my weekdays are almost fully engaged, ensure her books are balanced and she'll pay for my return flight every Friday. I asked if her husband is aware of who I am. She stuttered and I just knew he doesn't. She will pay well but it's not about the money. It's more like granting a favour but I feel she's got an ulterior motive somewhere. And me, I have a soft spot for her and my flesh is very, very weak.

Do you think I'm right? Or maybe I'm just being paranoid?

Modified.
I'm sorry to say but many of you reason like kids. I have no intention of sleeping with her. I'm principled never to sleep with any of my exes. Do you have any idea how many women are on this planet? What is wrong with the lot of you? I just find it hard to turn her down because she's such a good person.
Only you say you got a soft spot for her and that your flesh is very, very weak and only you dey say you are principled not to sleep with your exes. You think this is a cartoon thread or what?

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Romance / Re: Married Ex Wants Me To Manage Her New Business by orgasm(m): 10:43am On Mar 25, 2021
Uprightness100:
My son, attend unto my wisdom, and bow thine ear to my understanding.

Flee from a Strange woman!
For the lips of a strange woman drop as an honeycomb, and her mouth is smoother than oil,
But her end is bitter as wormwood, sharp as a two-edged sword.
Her feet go down to death; her steps take hold on hell.

Hear me now therefore My Son,
Remove thy way far from her, and come not nigh the door of her house,
Lest thou give thine honour unto others, and thy years unto the cruel,
Lest strangers be filled with thy wealth; and thy labours be in the house of a stranger,
And thou mourn at the last, when thy flesh and thy body are consumed.

I Have Spoken my son! The Choice is yours to take.

...the woman is not a stranger to him so try another quote

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Family / Re: Why Children Of Strict Parents Turn Out To Be Worse by orgasm(m): 4:34pm On May 25, 2020
You were just a bad child that's all.
Family / Re: How Can I Stop My Ex From Visiting My Matrimonial Home? by orgasm(m): 4:24pm On Feb 02, 2020
Honestly, you and your husband deserve each other...nonsense and ingredient
Health / Re: Please Help Am Suffering From Severe Pimples/acne PHOTOS by orgasm(m): 12:35am On Jun 11, 2017
Go to a pharmacy and get Neo-medrol and apply mostly night immediately before bed. You wl amazed

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Family / Re: Housewife Dies Rescuing Electrocuted Mate by orgasm(m): 9:12am On Oct 30, 2015
Stale news
Family / Re: My Horrible Experience When Living With A Relative. by orgasm(m): 2:13am On Oct 25, 2015
CecyAdrian:
Hmmmmm, where do I start 4rm. cry cry cry

All my life, I have always lived wit aunties y because my parents died when I was still a baby. I saw hell 4rm all of them. I have never had a real home to know how it is like. I was always on rotation among them. because of dat I went to 5 secondary schools.

I can relate to what Op and every 1 have shared here and more. Aftr my granddad died I got to know dat it was because of him they even housing me cos they all turned dia backs on me.

Presently I live wit an uncle whose wife is equally a devil's maid.

Am just saving money so I can move out and be in a house I can call mine.

I used to cry to bed every 9t and pray 4 God to just kill me. I av attempted suicide twice.

Dis days I have a little hope 4 tomorrow and pray God ans my prayer soon

It is well with you and don't ever give or lose hope. It will certainly end one day. Anything that has a beginning surely has an end. No use to cry just be strong and steadfast and focus. Persevere and u will come out good and strong. We all went thru all these and better of today.Study hard. Be patient and prayerful. God is on the throne. You will prevail my sister. Just believe. Always talk to God. You were created for a purpose so don't let anything deny you the opportunity to fulfil that purpose. Clean ur tears and say I will be strong! I will prevail! And I will succeed! All the best.

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Sports / Re: Photo: Arsenal Fans Have A Converge Prayer Against Bayern Munich Match Today by orgasm(m): 10:59pm On Oct 20, 2015
All dem cheasit fans yarning dust since, why dem silent nah. Rubbish! #gunnaz4life
Family / Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by orgasm(m): 12:51am On Oct 15, 2015
Few days ago my wife hung her weavon cap on the line to air out and somehow it fell to the ground. My Lil boy of 2 years pick it up and ran to the house shouting excitedly "mummy see your head", "your head as fall".
He ran into me and said Daddy, see mummy's head. Mummy's head on the ground. Everyone went ballistic with laughter including her sister of 3

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Health / Re: The Advantages And Disadvantages Of Masturbation by orgasm(m): 7:41pm On Oct 05, 2015
Pure fallacy. Poster is probably an illiterate. Stop misleading the public. Just say it is a sin as a christian and that will be it. Instead of posting fallacies in a public forum with no empirical evidence . Imagine your No.9 dat masturbation prevent sickness cos of sperm deposit. That is hilarious and idiotic. Illiteracy
Food / Re: How To Prepare Egusi Soup - - The Ultimate Guide by orgasm(m): 9:37pm On Sep 09, 2015
U tried but...
1. Curry for Egusi? Nope.
2. Knorr , seasoning and adding dawa dawa is an over kill and will give the soup a sharp salty taste. Is either Knorr or dawa dawa or some sort of seasoning.
3. What happened to the stock (water for cooking meat,stock fish)? That the water u should use.
4. Finally, cooking for only 15mins? That egusi soup no done(undone egusi dey purge) and u will miss out on the real taste.

...Shrimps are actually delicacies in Egusi soup

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Business / Re: The New Method Of Depositing Cash In Banks by orgasm(m): 10:27am On Aug 06, 2015
First bank started atm deposit. Has been on for over 2 years now
Career / Re: What Nigerian Banks Pay Their Workers by orgasm(m): 3:27pm On Jul 29, 2015
All these figures are wrong and well below the salary package of entry level of the aforementioned banks. I wonder where OP got his data from. Obviously mistaking contract staff for entry (core) staff and when someone earns 100k in a month it does not amount to 1.2m annually cos of the allowances that are not monthly emoluments. If you have worked before you should known that.
The minimum or average entry level for Nigeria banks is 3m per annum.
Your figures are misleading.
Get your facts right next time.

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Literature / Re: My Encounter With Mami-wata Spirit by orgasm(m): 10:19pm On Dec 25, 2013
Guy write this story once nah
Phones / Re: Controlling Cockroaches With Your Phone by orgasm(m): 10:16pm On Oct 09, 2013
Where can one get this SNIPER to buy?
stan4b: What do I need it for when I already av SNIPER.
Science/Technology / Re: Teenagers Launch Locally-made Rocket In Imo, Causing Confusion by orgasm(m): 9:38pm On Oct 09, 2013
Lol! Some guys are just so intelligently crazy. This guy sure crack me up.u made sense.
Lionbite: It's either the government adopt these kids before boko haram seize them for their evil ambitions. With this prototype of the rocket they can upgrade it in such a way they shoot it from their base at kaduna and it lands here in my parlour at mushin. Abeg do something before something do us o.
I Don vex
Nairaland / General / Re: John Akinsoji who got Missing,Around Ikosi-ketu,Lagos was found in Ijebu Mushin! by orgasm(m): 7:35am On Oct 03, 2013
@Op, Thank God for your family. I was so apprehensive and tensed I couldnt comment but just prayed silently cos d world is evil. Please let Dad n mum learn from this.
@Nnekagirl, who cares about ur apology. How old are you by the way?Learn to be cultured n responsible next time.just an afvise.

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Career / Re: National Association Of Unemployed Graduates(NAUG) by orgasm(m): 8:55pm On Aug 18, 2013
Am in.
Though I hv a good job but my heart bleeds wen I see my former school mates still searching after many years.is just not right. We need a change n that change starts with you n I.and Now

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Family / A Nigerian,uwa Imafidon,graduated With 4.0 Over 4.0CGPA In University Of Texas by orgasm(m): 10:07am On Jun 07, 2013
A 24 years old Nigerian, Uwa Osamede Imafidon, just graduated from the University of Texas at Arlington(UTA) in the US with Masters in Microbiology and made a 4.0 CGPA out of the maximum 4.0 CGPA.
Amazing!!!
Who says nothing good comes out of our great country?

Before her sojourn abroad,she had earlier bagged a First Class Degree in Crop Science from University of Benin, Benin city Nigeria as the Best Graduating student in her Department.
Feats like this make us believe there is still hope for this country and remind us of the abundant talents this country is blessed with.Thank you girlie for making us proud.

Education / Re: A Nigerian,uwa Imafidon,graduated With 4.0 Over 4.0CGPA In University Of Texas by orgasm(m): 12:35am On Jun 07, 2013
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Education / A Nigerian,uwa Imafidon,graduated With 4.0 Over 4.0CGPA In University Of Texas by orgasm(m): 11:20pm On Jun 06, 2013
A 24 years old Nigerian, Uwa Osamede Imafidon, just graduated from the University of Texas at Arlington(UTA) in the US with Masters in Microbiology and made a 4.0 CGPA out of the maximum 4.0 CGPA.
Amazing!!!
Who says nothing good comes out of our great country?

Before her sojourn abroad,she had earlier bagged a First Class Degree in Crop Science from University of Benin, Benin city Nigeria as the Best Graduating student in her Department.

Feats like this make believe there is still hope for this country and remind us of the abundant talents this country is blessed with.

Thank you girlie for making us proud.

Celebrities / Re: Wizkid's Son Boluwatife Turns 2years! by orgasm(m): 9:13am On May 17, 2013
certainly dnt look like wizkid. and d girl? ugly n desperate. her family?shameless. wats so cool about getting pregnant at a tender age and show off an illegimate child like a trophy wen u are suppose to be in school showing off ur certificates. mscheeeeew!
was banky ever close to this girl? just thinking aloud sha.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Mali - U20 Nations Cup (0 - 1) Live by orgasm(m): 6:34pm On Mar 17, 2013
Where are you guys wstching this match pls
Sports / Re: Ways Nigeria Can Beat Ivory Coast by orgasm(m): 8:09pm On Feb 03, 2013
Sam Milla: Nigeria and Ivory coast were due to
play in an important Afcon quater final game. A few days before the match, disaster struck.
The Nigerian team's star player Fegor Ogude got two yellow cards and CAF said he wouldn't be able to play again for at least one match.
What are we going to do? moaned Keshi. Well, said Amokachi, it so happens that Samuel Eto is a good friend of mine.
We could ask him to play for us. But that wouldn't be fair said Keshi.
No, but if we called him Samuel Okocha, people would think he is Nigerian, replied Amokachi. Eventually Keshi agreed to let this devious plan go ahead but then, as luck would have it, he was suddenly called away on official NFF business and was unable to watch the match. As soon as he could, he phoned Amokachi for the result. I'm afraid they beat us, 6-0, said Amokachi.
But how could that happen? queried
Keshi.
We had Eto in our team. Yes, said Amokachi, but they had
Demba Toure playing for them.
God don shame you. If u celebrate this our victory you go purge
Sports / Re: Ways Nigeria Can Beat Ivory Coast by orgasm(m): 8:03pm On Feb 03, 2013
akigbemaru: Down to the republic of Biafran football club and up the great Ivory Coast. I will rejoice with Ivory coast comes on Sunday. It will be easy for camel to pass through the eye of middle than Biafailed soccer confederate to pass thorough the niddle of Ivorian soccer test!
ode like you. God neva shame you so

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