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PrincessB1:
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I won't be surprised if they award you PhD in snakethology

EmeraldKing7:
Sadly we didn't achieve anything with this #Endsars protest

Police are still terrorizing the youths and the government is arresting people who coordinated the protests

What a shame


Chairman that's the sad truth ooh
Nigerian police be like dog nose..no matter how you wash,it will still remain black..
Na so they chased some alleged “yahoo boys” in warri some few weeks ago,they chased these boys until they hit a Keke.Sadly a woman and her baby that were in the vehicle were killed on the spot.

Nairaland should include a sad button on comments reactions, so that we won't be clicking like instead of sad.

obonujoker:
https://punchng.com/banks-turning-female-marketers-to-sexual-slaves-senator/?amp=1&utm_term=Autofeed&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter&__twitter_impression=true

I think this is the first reasonable bill this very senate is sponsoring so far.
God bless this senator

iamGholdaniel:
I am angry right now,
My brother’s wife is so full of pain, whenever she sight me.
I don’t know where this hatred is coming from, today she did worst than before.
a male friend visited, and I went to the kitchen to cook and serve him.

After my friend left she started ranting, and I shouted back at her.

She packed out my belongings , and she started throwing my bags and other stuffs outside.
She locked the house entrance and left with the keys

I decided to stay calm and wait for my brother to come back.

Because everything my brother own, we both struggled for it.

Before I comment I want to ask you a question first.
Are you the one that created a thread two days ago that you came back from travel and met your brother and his wife having sex in your room and you were angry because the wife didn't wash the bedsheets?
If yes, I am not surprised, your days in that house were numbered because you sounded too petty.
Back to the present matter, you said you and your brother laboured for everything he has, to me this is where your problem started from. You arrogated too much relevance to yourself in people's home . I think the wife is trying to cut you to size, before you also start claiming that you also laboured for her acquisition too.
However evicting you is your brother's role maybe she feels your brother is not Manning up enough on this matter.

VEXT:
https://dailynigerian.com/hisbah-operative-caught/#

You will be shocked to hear that the hotel is demolished, the woman debreasted while the man is sent to jehad as punishment.
Those people think upside down

fati2001:
NIGERIANS ARE USELESS...

Only useless men fight over a cheating woman

OruExpress:
History is a boomerang. Let those praying against you live to see you reach the top

Sowore is such a nuisance dying of greed and envy

Samiolafire:
Sex Scandal: Pastor Reels Out Apostle Suleman's 'Sins' 'Beyond Having Sexual Relationship With Wife'

A former pastor of the Omega Fire Ministries, Mike Davids, who had accused the Senior Pastor of the church, Apostle Johnson Suleman, of having sex with his wife, has petitioned the Corporate Affairs Commission (CAC) to remove the televangelist as one of the heads of the church
READ ON>>https://allnews.ng/news/sex-scandal-pastor-reels-out-apostle-suleman-s-sins-beyond-having-sexual-relationship-with-wife

The forces after apostle Johnson Suleiman are much, but by the help of God he will scale through and even get bigger afterwards.

Nemere2020:
Earlier thread:
https://www.nairaland.com/1239897/jude-agbaso-imo-state-deputy-go


https://punchng.com/breaking-court-nullifies-ex-imo-deputy-governor-agbasos-impeachment-eight-years-after/?amp=1&utm_term=Autofeed&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter&__twitter_impression=true

Stupid court. Judicial for the executive. There is no way he would have gotten justice if he was against the present governor.

ebukajay184:
Tonto Dikeh’s ex-husband, Olakunle Churchill has introduced his PA and actress Rosy Meurer who was at the center of his divorce as his wife, IgbereTV reports.

Tonto Dikeh had in 2017 alleged that Olakunle Churchill was sleeping with Rosy Meurer, buying her gifts and taking her on trips. She also revealed that she is one of the reasons for her marital crisis which eventually led to a divorce.

In a birthday message Olakunle penned down to Meurer today February 15, he described her as "Mrs Churchill". He also disclosed that she stood by him when the world was against him and also took missiles for him.

He wrote;


https://www.instagram.com/p/CLS1lx3jv_Q/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Rosy Meurer who reacted to the birthday message, affirmed that she has never doubted him. She wrote;



This is coming amid reports of Rosy Meurer being pregnant with her first child.

Rosy Meurer had in the past denied sleeping with Olakunle Churchill. She said that people asking her if she’s sleeping with Olakunle Churchill is irritating and it’s just like asking her if she’s sleeping with her brother.

See video below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-CRYwVGe90

First actress may be considered a mistake, but the second one again, you may like die of obsession with actress

Diet of Legends
Daily devotional by pst Shalom Enehikhare
Vision: *To soak a Bible verse into your spirit daily*.
Date: Monday 15th Feb, 2021.
Topic: Lovers of PRAISE.
Scripture: John 12:43 (43 For they loved the praise of men more than the praise of God.).
Note the following:
1. No one serve God and go unrewarded
2. Hypocrites do eye service but not heart service.
3. When you do something in the house of God, so that people will praise you, you have no reward from God.
4. The spirit of negative competition is the mother of hypocrisy.
5. Value the PRAISE of God more than the PRAISE of men.
Special focus: When you get angry because those who did something good in the house of God are being PRAISED for doing good, you need to repent.
Counsel: Anything you do in life must be rewarded so do good.
Prayer: Lord help me to have a genuine heart for serving you.
May this new week open new doors for you, bring you great opportunities and testimonies. The Lord protect you and all of yours in Jesus name amen.
Good morning.

Gang90:
So guys it valentine's day, I'm really disgusted, okay I stay in my brothers house, I travelled, I came back around 2:30 I wanted to enter my room but my brother told me wait a while, with my adult mind, I realised they having some couple time, I dropped my bag in the living room and head out.

But I came back to find out the room is scattered and the bedsheet there, a responsible woman should at least wash the bed sheet noting that a grown up Male stays there.

I will be 26 this year, I had not really had sex so all these things imagining a strange woman's bodily fluids in my bedsheet is disgusting. I can take it from the side of my brother but not the wife, she disgusts me honestly, she is not my girlfriend, not my sister, not my wife, not my mother why should she expect I wash her after sex sheets for her or why can't she just pick the sheet immediately and wash it, it could have dried by now. And it really feel awful for me if I try to wash it, honestly.

This is about to be the worst valentine's day for me, I'm planning to head out and rent a room in hotel but who knows most hotel rooms will be disgusting today, what do I do please advice.

I'm hating knowing already, cause if I didn't know it could all not be so dirty to me, now my bed looks so dirty to me and I can't attempt to wash it until at least 24 hours and I will wash it soaked in hot water, I hate nonses just cause my brothers accepts you does not mean everyone in the family sees you as one flesh.

Op, having looked deep through your write up, the problem is not that they had sex in your room, the problem is still not that she didn't wash the bedsheets but the problem actually is that you hate your brother's wife. If the hatred is removed I am sure you won't be angry over anything here at all. Finally my advice to you is love your brother's wife as you will love your sister,

ChizzyBuna:
God forbid!!!!!
Meanwhile the lady has promised to send 85k tomorrow. At least it's still something

You said you are an atheist, now you said God forbid! Which God actually? You are just a thief......

Diet of Legends
Daily devotional by pst Shalom Enehikhare
Vision: *To soak a Bible verse into your spirit daily*.
Date: Sunday 14th Feb, 2021.
Topic: Obedience is the primary proof of love.
Scripture: John 14:21 (21 He that hath my commandments, and keepeth them, he it is that loveth me: and he that loveth me shall be loved of my Father, and I will love him, and will manifest myself to him.).
Note the following:
1. Who you love you easily or happily obey.
2. Anyone and anything you love above God is now your idol. God is angry with idol worshippers, repent now.
3. Obeying God commits His integrity to manifest Himself to you.
4. Do you love God? Show it by obeying His word.
5. To keep abiding in Christ, you must keep obeying His word.
Special focus. God loves duelling with obedient children of His.
Counsel: don't love God with mouth, let your actions also show it.
Prayer: Dear Lord empower me to keep obeying you, as I do manifest yourself to me in Jesus name amen.
Good morning.
Jesus Christ loves you!

Abdulazeez99:
Attahiru Jega, former chairman of the Independent National Electoral Commission ( INEC), has said patriotism means standing by the country and not the president, Igbere TV reports.

Jega said this in a tweet on Saturday.



https://twitter.com/Prof_AJega/status/1360547133708005384?s=20

The former INEC chairman, who is also a member of the Nigerian Working Group on Peacebuilding and Governance, had with other members, including former Catholic Archbishop of Abuja, John Onaiyekan and retired military general, Martin Luther Agwai, criticized President Muhammadu Buhari last year, over the suffering of Nigerians from the insecurity to lives and property, as well as the impact of the coronavirus pandemic on the standards of living in the country.

He has also advised Buhari to restructure the country, in order to resolve the narrative of poor governance in the country and review the controversy regarding revenue allocation formula.

Medicine after death. You didn't remember to stand by the country in 2015 when you rigged in this calamity.

ChizzyBuna:
Im an athiest and I love messing with christians and playing pranks on them.

I sometimes attend random church evemts just to toast babe or jonze around.
Sometimes I pretend to catch holy ghost lmao!!!

On January 31st I attended one church and during time for testimony I jokingly went to the altar and gave fake testimony.
That day I was high on red tramadol
I lied to them how I was charmed by occult men and escaped ritual and later that month that my shop was demolished after 1 year land dispute.

I ended the testimony with fake tears
It was a moving story shaa

But why did I do fake testimony??
I guess I was high on tramadol. I had too much confidence

The mumu pastor started praying kabbosh and speaking in tounges after my testimony on top my head.
Next thing He said God told him to bless me with 100k to start new business!!!!!!!!!
Im still in shock up til now
As I was still in shock, one woman in her 40's stood up and say she will add 115k with the pastor.

They told me to write my account number and phone number .I have acknowledge and received 100k from pastor uche.
The other woman hasn't sent her 115k and I plan on going there this Sunday to see if I can meet her.
They know me as a new member.

I pray that woman sends me the 115k this Sunday oooo. I still can't believe my eyes
215k from giving fake testimony..

But the thing is, should I chop the 100k jejely and block the pastor number
Or
Should I wait till the woman send the 115k then I block his number.
Only pastor I gave my number to
The woman doesn't have my number

What do u think I should do?

You were either born a thief, raised a thief or your miserable life made you a thief. By and large you are at best a thief.

blamingthedevil:
Police on Saturday arrested protesters at the #Lekkitollgate. The toll is currently being occupied by journalists- Channels TV


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOjeVzkHkP0

Police on Saturday arrested protesters at the #Lekkitollgate. The toll is currently being occupied by journalists.#EndSARS@sunrisedailynow pic.twitter.com/N1xeOKsedW

— Channels Television (@channelstv) February 13, 2021

This military regime going on in Nigeria is too intolerant

Diet of Legends
Daily devotional by pst Shalom Enehikhare
Vision: *To soak a Bible verse into your spirit daily*.
Date: Saturday 13th Feb, 2021.
Topic: Obedience is the key.
Scripture: John 2:5(5 His mother saith unto the servants, Whatsoever he saith unto you, do it.)
Note the following:
1. God values obedience more than sacrifice.
2. Obedience is the surest proof of love.
3. Disobedience is more costly than obedience. May the Lord give you understanding.
4. It takes obedience to engage the miracle working power of God in our lives.
5. Disobedience is the highest form of disrespect.
Special focus: The Bible contains instructions from God, it may not make sense to you, but it makes faith. You are to obey even if you don't like it. It is those who obey that eats the good of the land.
Counsel: Obedience to God is for your own good. When you live in disobedience, Satan will rob you a great deal, it's a matter of time.
Prayer: Grace to be obedient to God is released on you and you shall begin to eat the good of the Land in Jesus name amen.
Good morning.

CastedAyo:
A former presidential spokesman Doyin Okupe has revealed he was privy to a private conversation where former British Prime Minister David Cameron fondly called the general overseer of the Redeemed Christian Church of God Pastor Enoch Adeboye ‘Daddy G.O.’, Igbere TV reports.

Mr Okupe stated this in a Twitter thread on Thursday in celebration of the 40th anniversary of Adeboye as head of the RCCG.



https://twitter.com/doyinokupe/status/1359809533309313026?s=20

Cameron met Adeboye in April 2015 at the Festival of Life programme held in London.

At the meeting, Adeboye prayed for Cameron who was preparing to lead the Conservative Party in the UK general elections.

I celebrate you and celebrate with you father of our Faith.
The good Lord strengthen your arms and help you to finish very strong in Jesus name amen.

dre11:
https://www.independent.ng/baboon-arrested-for-attacking-teena-in-awka/

Where are those animals activists on nairaland?
Imagine if the story was teenage girl injured monkey, you will hear them say Africans.......

richestjozy:
Good day everyone. I came across this young lady (pictured below) on my way to the office this morning (10/2/2021; 7:20am). She greeted me and I offered her #50 as I thought she wanted to ask for money but she declined the money.

Instead, she requested that I help as she did not know where she was. She sounded more to me like a kidnap victim who was later released but had lost her memory. She only gave her name as Doyin and mentioned places around Redemption Camp, Lagos-Ibadan Express Way, Berger, Ogba and Mowe as the only places she could remember as she could not remember much.

She also remembered that she is a member of RCCG and that was all. I contacted the nearest Police Station but I was told that they do not handle cases like that. Please contact me on 08172053543 if you know her or have any info about her or her family. Thank you.

What then is the work of Nigeria police?
On Tuesday in my area, a thief was caught, they called Nigerian police to come pick him, they said they were shot of men. What really is their job?

Diet of Legends
Daily devotional by pst Shalom Enehikhare
Vision: *To soak a Bible verse into your spirit daily*.
Date: 12th Feb, 2021.
Topic: God does not forget.
Scriptures: Isaiah 49:15(15 Can a woman forget her sucking child, that she should not have compassion on the son of her womb? yea, they may forget, yet will I not forget thee.).
Note the following;
1. Human can forget you, even at the time when you need them the most. so don't put your trust in them. Allow God to touch them on your behalf.
2. No one can love you like God.
3. God has promised never to forget you, why not believe Him!
4. Whatever you are going through today know that God is working out things in your favour. He will never abandon you or forget you.
Special focus: take God for His word and believe Him to deliver.
Counsel: Human being may have forgotten the good you did to them, don't be bitter about it, God always pay better, He never forgets.
Prayer: I see God coming to your rescue where men has forgotten you in Jesus name amen.
Good morning.

Diet of Legends
Daily devotional by pst Shalom Enehikhare
Vision: *To soak a Bible verse into your spirit daily*.
Date: Thursday 11th Feb, 2021.
Topic: Serve God fervently.
Scriptures: Romans 12:11(11 Not slothful in business; fervent in spirit; serving the Lord.
Note the following:
1. To be slothful means to be lazy. Try to read about an animal called sloth.
2. God hates laziness wether in His service or in your personal life.
3. When you truly love God, it will show in the way you serve Him. And how you handle God's work.
4. If God and His kingdom (His work) is not number one priority to you, you can't qualify to be serving God fervently.
5. Don't be deceived, you can't carry God like a cup of water and you expect Him to carry you like drum of water. How you Carry God is how He carries you.
Special focus: love for God should be your major multivation for serving God fervently.
Counsel: Avoid the temptation of honouring human being more than God, it doesn't always end well. let everyone in your life knows that God God comes first and they should be able to respect that.
Prayer: Grace to serve God fervently be released upon you. And as serve God fervently, may the goodness of God be abundant in your life in Jesus name Amen

Good evening Nairalanders, I am here trying to advise lovers in the house to be mindful of what they will do on Sunday in the name of Val.
Love is not a once and for all thing, so be considerate and understanding in case your partner is not able to meet up with your expectations.
To those who are not married, immortality is dangerous run for your life. Don't forget that love can be celebrated in purity.
Having said that can we share our plans for val this year?
This is mine!
1. Since that day is Sunday, me and my family will be in church to celebrate love with Jesus Christ who loves me and gave His life for me.
2. In the evening I will take my wife out, I will also invite some of my friends to come with their spouses so we can rub minds together while having some little refreshments by the grace of God.
Let's hear from you!

Hi

gfm01:
Please,I need to get something right, which I don't really understand why is it dat some women or ladies don't like man or guy dat has big size of hmmmm,is it a crime for aving big size?pls I don't mind if u can chat me to make me know why,I will even prefer if a woman can tell me or Whatsapp me abt it on 07057894877.
Thank u just matured people plss

Op op.... Hope this is not marketing?
Hmmmmmmm. I will be here watching to see how this goes.

They left without eating

madridguy:
Tell her to divorce her spiritual husband first before someone sue you for having extra marital affair with his wife.

Simple!

CalliDora1:
Very true but unfortunately most men believe so much in it and kick against abstainence with silly excuses like, you have to test what you're buying first.

I'm even scared these days of dating cos most men have lost it when it comes to self discipline in sexual matters.

Tell them. Biko.

Sister you would have say this generation and not trying to push it to one gender. I have heard many girls say they must test the man before agreeing to marry him. Their reasons satisfaction and size of the dick.
That's how shallow and ignorant folks are now adays.

Going by your rule, after that roasted fish what is my concern with those orishirishi

jesusjnr2020:
Matthew 22:14

The Truth is ignorance to those in the darkness but knowledge to those who walk in the light.

For many are called, but few are chosen.

Matthew 7:13-14 (KJV)

Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:
Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

Matthew 7:22-23 (KJV)

Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

God bless.

Stop quoting scriptures out of context.
Read through those scriptures again with the eye of the spirit and you will know it was not quoted against mega church, after all Jesus was always preaching to the multitudes and it doesn't make him fake even though Pharisees like you in Jesus days called Him fake partly because of the multitudes. Lastly let me as you "is it attending small church that will take you to heaven"?

jesusjnr2020:
Church is not about numbers but spiritual quality. Many of Jesus disciples left Him. That didn't make Him to be any less approved of God than He was. It in fact confirmed His focus being on pleasing God than on pleasing men.

But those who have the orientation of the world would see that as a failure and if He done the contrary to make the many disciple remain as success, "but wisdom is justified of her children!"

God bless.

Stop claiming knowledge when you are almost totally ignorant.
What are you trying to say here now? Using two different context to drive home your frustration and bitterness about the success of another man.
If you truly love Jesus as you are trying to make your ignorant click here to believe, you won't even type that nonsense up there. Don't be deceived, it takes spirituality to gather such crowd in the name of God. Don't think I am forcing you to agree with me because you are too canal to understand.