smith666999:
chai, thank God for this invention... I no go marry again. buy two SexDoll, abduct pikin join am. am good to go.

pocohantas:


What I want to see now is pictures of Nigerian men and women with their sex dolls. I won't buy it, majority of you all won't buy it.
Leave talk

Abi

Efewestern:


Sir I admire your courage and perseverance, even after knowing she couldn't conceive easily you still kept your vows, trying everything to make her happy, why she on the other hand was living her life just for herself, that's selfishness bro.

@ bolded, am naturally not a religious person, I'd burst her bubble if she tries using that as a tools for controlling me.

What's up with your new wify, hope you are treating her right? ,

Na man you be.

Na man him be jare...what Kind of Wife would that make her if she cannot give her husband 20k out of 200k...mtcheew..

Uyiii:
Lol, the google search didn't tell her to delete search history.
what a google search;

mhisbliss:
don't mind me o, I'm always in a hurry

Yes, the money factor, you guys see it as an investment, more reason why its advisable for a girl to make her own money and screw relationships, so that when it finally comes the guy will be very careful when feeling like a boss because he spent peanuts, something he should naturally do, you asked me out not the other way around.

Yes, something is wrong with him and believe me when I say that the psychotic behaviour stemmed from underlying factors like emotional problems, paranoia, jealousy which are by products of possesiveness, I personally believe its unhealthy psychologically and in relationships

Your looks doesn't determine how you react to things, but sanity does, I know you're insinuating that all cute guys are probably casanovas due to the way girls flock around them but your claim is bogus, studies shows that cute guys are usually shy and mostly single because people often assume they're taken, and if they happen to fall inlove they have an extreme way of showing it, and emotion is a thing of the mind it varies in people,how you interprete it solely depends on your mental health

I reckon with you 100%..

RobinHez:
This bestie thing sef... I find it kinda irritating
Almost everytime, A male bestie is someone that a girl has friendzoned. Buh i usually like to call them assistant boyfriend, for reasons that are well too obvious. And the smart "besties" know how to use their position to their advantage.




I know what i just typed does not relate with the question. Don't point it out.

U made a point...

Hizayus:


Chai! This is Brutality!

Guy i no sure say na only dis comment annoy u, be like time don reach to renew ur house rent

i swear e be like say no be the comment vex am....

Neminc:
Can this reprobate souls just stop disturbing our peace with their disgraceful and abominable lifestyles? I can see some of his fellow homosexuals are already here to defend their disgusting and stupid lifestyle

Correct guy..

supersystemsnig:



You can recall the game.This is what you should do, don't contact him through that number again. Don't make the first attempt anymore, let him be the one who appraoches you...Hang out around him, simple, look for what he loves, or casual female friends he keeps, and try to hook up with them, join the circle of trust and build it from there...If you're too fast, it will crash, take it slow, be in the owner's corner, and let him be the one that approaches you...This isn't spoilt yet, make it work...If you need more tips, let us know...

Good luck with love dearie...

Nice one!!

merryossai:
she's my doctor's prescription when I was suffering from acute konjiaetis, my doctor ask me to meet her for some tablets of sextrax and kissiqueen cos she was the nurse at the hospital.

Correct guy

Chysler:
RESPECT TO OUR GENERATION... IT WAS A GOLDEN GENERATION BECOS WE WERE THE LAST OF OUR KIND AND WE MADE THE BEST OF IT!

Yeah we did bro .

Bitchiamjay:
wake up early in the morning, and see that azz beside you, man Breakfast is ready!


#YOLO

I dey tell you!

1Sharon:
Maybe because born again ladies are repackaged whores and guys are aware of the scam

Thats right..

FreeSpirited:
My sarcasm can be very annoying thats if I have ur time.

When you are yelling and throwing your anger , I can be smiling, finding it funny, stupid or too petty to take serious. On a good day, i would be staring at u blankly with no response, while u show ur crase, sometimes enjoying the scene

My worst reply at ur rants is usually sarcasm with coolheadedness and some devilish smile. I wonder why it makes gals go more haywire

I will never insult someone I'm truly dating so any form or shade of insult from you is the deal breaker.... Infact, I start doubting your merit/ worth the first day u insult me no matter the love we share.

I find it hard to understand, or take serious, those petty quarrel girls like to brew.....Most times I can't connect with it, or it doesn't make sense or get at me...that makes them go berserk and spoil everything
Oh!!! My Guy...My personality na u just get..

God help women with their unending dramas
Lastly, I wake early and will most likely disturb u for early morning sex......

Oh! My guy. Na my personality u just get.

obyrich:
Post a picture of you doing a similar dehumanizing thing to show your patriotism. It is only among zombies you see such foolishness in the name of celebration.

Correct guy..

burqueenx:

The thing just tire me..

RichDad1:
The one that check the waste bin regularly..
Shoprite nylon, pizza packs, new electronics and gadgets packs ; my brother , your house rent is about to be increased.

Lol..haba!! Which kind of landlord be that one..

Ceoflexygist:
One Salihu Yakubu said that if he had been at the Resume or Resign protest, he would have lynched Charly Boy and members of his group.


Charly Boy and members of the group were attacked at Wuse Market,Abuja on Tuesday, by Hausa traders opposed to his OurMumuDonDo protests, demanding the resignation or return of President Muhammadu Buhari from the UK.


Commenting on the report publishedby Saharareporters on its Facebook page, Yakubu wrote.“I wish I was there, let me lynch Charlyfool and Co to death.” Yakubu said. “I love Buhari and nobody can ridicule or humiliate my hero, Nigeria’s Messiah, Mohamadu Buhari.”

Source: http://www.flexygist.com.ng/2017/08/17/man-threatens-to-lynch-charly-boy-for-ridiculing-nigerias-messiah-pres-buhari/


cc; lalasticlala

All of una na thesame thing..

Blood tasty hausas

Nofuckgiven:

This is the best comment so far. 1 million likes. So many relationship and marriage advisers are now all over the net,most don't even know how to manage their own relationships.

True talk

decatalyst:



Maybe the woman is a Quality Assurance officer...

When you think you have heard it all...some mofos just dey warm up. Terrible news everyday... Sigh!

They just the warm up to hit us with something worst..

Things people do baffles me..

queenpin:
It's been happening to me for as long as I remember.
I have stopped bathing with sponge, it reduced slightly.
I have stopped bathing with cold water, it reduced slightly.
Tried different types of soaps , to no avail.
But I have noticed that I don't itch in the mornings when am rushing out to work etc. I only itch if I take my bath and am staying back at home or after my evening bath.
My wife thinks it's psychological.

After am done bathing i apply Vaseline and put on my cloths immediately den leave the house if not it will become intense...it works for me dou..

queenpin:
It's been happening to me for as long as I remember.
I have stopped bathing with sponge, it reduced slightly.
I have stopped bathing with cold water, it reduced slightly.
Tried different types of soaps , to no avail.
But I have noticed that I don't itch in the mornings when am rushing out to work etc. I only itch if I take my bath and am staying back at home or after my evening bath.
My wife thinks it's psychological.

That is exactly hw it is doing me...

Fkforyou:
Fvck morality and laws, he probably did what he felt might give him satisfaction. No matter how brief it might be..

Kudos to him..

Haba..kudos for him for killing?...

lordbish:
For me it is peace of mind and less bullshit

U no like wahala at all...

Akkord4gov:
Hmmm
While in other threads,some men are really searching for love.This is what yoruba will call,person wey get head no get cap,person wey get cap no get head...lol
My advice,I really eulogize u that u haven't taken the advantage of her feelings for u to have sex with her,this will make any breakup easier.Talk to her in a very matured and manner way,let her know that she is d best of all women but u find it difficult to develop feelings for her.Let her know that if u both continue like this,she will be at the receiving end.Kiss her and firmly call it quit

Good peice of advice

BarryX:
Sincerely, i don't want to test before marriage whether She's a chassis or Tokunbo (pardon my choice of words attributing the women folk which includes our Mothers and our Sisters to cars sounds rude and degrading but...). I want to deprive myself of sex at least for the courting period if only she reciprocates prior to the honeymoon. Cos from my experience ,the moment is best enjoyed when the Thing is delayed, it's likened to saving the best urge for last. It's a SWEET MOMENT to savour

True talk

falconey:



I would too, i just can't help it.
Ass is very appealing and could stop a man's heart for seconds.

I know exactly hw it feels...

optional1:



hello boo, how you doing today?
Serious dearest whenever i see you viewing a thread my heart beat fast and wheneven you comment or quote me my heart fly for joy, it will come out and dance dab..

I wish i can be seeing your every day of my remaining life of earth..

I am in roff with you i can shut down nairaland for a year cos of you..

Please think about it, my heart can't stop pumping fast as i am typing this, please give me chance, lemme be your neck that carries your head.

Please boo, i am seriously in roff with you ..

Waiting for your reply boo..

Nice write up

phintohlar:
hahahahaha.. No be 1 guy go chop d 1 wey u sef chop remain

Abi!!!

5DMindset:


Tell your wife about it and prepare for the worst shame ever.

Okay, let me be nice for nothing;

Approach each of the girls and tell them about your wedding and observe their countenance, apologize for past wrong doings and ask them to come and spray you money.

Then;

Get 8 Bouncers - 6 to protect to stop each of the 6 girls and 2 to protect you and your wife on that day.

The bouncers are to watch out for any mis-yarn from any of the girls and ferry them out of the hall like movie scenes.

Correct Guy

donofdons:
That is the problem I had with all my GFs. They can't withstand my vigorous long thrusting and always complain that they are sore days after.
I have an 11.3 inches long tool(2.5 inches when flaccid so it use to deceive some ladies), it has a girth of 3.2 inchs. Hard as a rock on full erection and it can last for 2 hours. I am 5.2 ft tall, staut,muscular with a short fused neck, large head, bulging eyes and thick hands so girls underestimate me and that make me desire to thrust rapidly to teach them a lesson especially if they are tall, educated and beautiful. Some want to run away after seeing my erection but I trap them and give them the lesson of a lifetime so they soon start respecting me.

I salute you

claremont:
I think most people commenting here missed the point. The guy said the lady should visit him in his house, it is the lady who implied that the guy wants to have sex with her. It could just be an innocent request by the guy for them to study the bible together or watch a movie etc.

Make i hear!!