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Family / Re: What Is That Thing Your Neighbour Does You Don't Like? by Osasmd: 2:10am On May 18, 2021
deavicky:
My neighbour just move in, we getting to know ourselves. But my mind is telling me I would be the one to be giving him problem.
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Religion / Re: Pastor Paul Enenche & His Daughter Sing At Living Faith 40th Anniversary (Video) by Osasmd: 11:51am On May 06, 2021
Make I go find her marry,she go be virgin as she cover her body decently.

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Sports / Re: Help Me Understand Bet9ja Bonus by Osasmd: 11:35pm On Jul 03, 2020
Can I cash out the bonus?

Health / Re: Where Can I Buy This Drug Zyvox Tablet 600 Mg. by Osasmd: 11:48pm On Jan 20, 2020
Has anybody bought linezolid?

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Romance / Re: How Normal Is It To Have Sex With Your Cousin? by Osasmd: 12:16pm On Dec 16, 2019
largehead:
Yea I don't get bothered by what I read here. NIGERIANS ARE HYPOCRITES.
I agree with you jare, hypocrites everywhere .
Science/Technology / Re: Two Big Cats Killed In My Bedroom After They Engaged In Serious Fight by Osasmd: 11:34am On Dec 16, 2019
Africans,the deaths of these cats just dey pain me.

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Romance / Re: Something that has been bothering my mind *LOVE SOS*!!! by Osasmd: 4:13pm On Dec 15, 2019
betterpikinn:

The thing dey really bother me o
I thought i was the only one experience this.they always want what they cannot have.
Travel / Re: Man Narrates The Kind Of Wonder Creatures Living In The Ocean by Osasmd: 10:31pm On Nov 30, 2019
euromilion:


Which government are you talking about?
Do you Mean African government?

They know nothing.
Lolz
Travel / Re: Man Narrates The Kind Of Wonder Creatures Living In The Ocean by Osasmd: 10:25pm On Nov 30, 2019
akinjojo1234:


Men that Book of Enoch bro, I am still in shock shocked
Guy tell me something abt am abeg.i tried reading the book of moses but the contents of that book is full of rituals all u must do in the middle of the night(scary as hell), i needed to speak to Jehovah.

Have u ever thought that there could be a particular kind of language u could use to speak to god and u we'll get his attention immediately?. jst my thought Sha.
Travel / Re: Man Narrates The Kind Of Wonder Creatures Living In The Ocean by Osasmd: 10:12pm On Nov 30, 2019
voltron14:


Ok.

Look for this photo anywhere you can find it on the internet.

grin
This pic almost gave me the creep.i feel somehow abt unexplainable things like this.

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Health / Re: My Girlfriend Just Infected Me With Gonorrhoea by Osasmd: 7:58pm On Oct 30, 2019
orion7:
if she can give gonorrhea she can give hiv too. both re STDs

better play safe.


get someone to give you broad spectrum antibiotics (ciprofloxacin)


dont let it drag nissera gonorrhea is one of the strongest bacteria known.
Stronger than staphylococcus aureus?
Romance / Re: Is It Proper That My Girlfriend Still Gets Help From Her Ex? by Osasmd: 6:02pm On Oct 30, 2019
Headlesschicken:
undecided My gal dix my gal that, everyday on this forum and we all wonder why our citizens are so unproductive....
My girl dis my gal that happens everywhere in this world.after u have earn money,eaten food and next thing that follow suit is relationship affairs Wich "my gal dis my gal that happens in it".
Health / Re: Staphylococcus Aureus Is Ruining My Life! Nairaland Please Help! by Osasmd: 4:51pm On Oct 15, 2019
SirLiquidGold:
sorry if you feel offended by asking you this question. How did you contact this disease?
Is hard to tell
Romance / Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by Osasmd: 2:15pm On Sep 28, 2019
Fucklove:
And they had bring this useless topic on frontpage with full access to all manner of persons to ridicule the church and men of God while restricting other non muslims from accessing any islamic thread without swearing to a useless oath. Seun, your hypocrisy stinks to the high heavens, both you,the OP and the moderator that pushed this to the frontpage will never go unpunished.
Seun matter tire me o.
Romance / Re: I Am Scared Of Eventually Not Getting A Life Partner. by Osasmd: 10:37pm On Sep 23, 2019
Bouncingbabyboy:
Something tells me you are wicked!! I don’t believe this your own side of the story......I need to hear from your neighbors first
Exactly bro,I have same feelings.

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Career / Re: What Do You Love About Your Current Job/Business? by Osasmd: 12:38pm On Sep 23, 2019
flexyebe:
The working conditions
Pls explain hw
Romance / Re: I Am Bored, I Need New Friends by Osasmd: 8:30pm On Sep 15, 2019
DrHoganObi:
Somebody needs new "pls can you do me a favour" crew. You need a Job and new sets of hobbies.
Lol..Asin I dey run from them like disease,any small thing"can u do me a favour"

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Romance / Re: Is This Girl Chasing Me? PHOTOS by Osasmd: 11:42pm On Sep 08, 2019
boiz2men:


True. We should let things go.

I find it difficult to understand these things people do.

A colleague of mine never picks a call if he doesn't have the number but he calls people who may not have his number.

I mean what the fucckkk is wrong with us.

Who do we think we are?

We are nothing but skins and bones and we will all die and return to dust.

There is this deep hatred I feel for people who think they are better than others. Larger than life people. They disgust me.

If I were in the same team with zlatan ibrahimovic... We would never agree
The things people do! I feel u brother.
Romance / Re: Guys: Your Daughters Wont Be Spared If You Fail To Treat These Ladies Right !!! by Osasmd: 9:54am On Aug 30, 2019
chenzen:
really
Yeah
Romance / Re: Guys: Your Daughters Wont Be Spared If You Fail To Treat These Ladies Right !!! by Osasmd: 10:16pm On Aug 26, 2019
Starz825:

What he was actually saying is *what goes around comes around**...
I could recall a time I was living with my uncle back in secondary school...my self and another broda were trying to arrange a room filled with my uncle's books in his apartment..then as we were trying to hand pick some books ..we found his diary...u know those diaries now wey all this old men and women dey write their every day dealings..so we went through it...what we saw was crazy..
How he slept with numerous ladies back in his polytechnic days and how he got them pregnant and refused to let them have the baby but adviced they abort....
Fast forward to the time his daughter got admission to Babcock University..she was in 200l going into her 2nd semester...after leaving the house for school..we couldn't get in touch with her afterwards...the family started running up and down in order to know her where about for abt two months..the school claimed she left with a guy she claimed to be her uncle (though her boyfriend anyway)..went to radio/tv station to announce she's missing..but to no avail...
Somebody just texted my uncle with an unknown number from nowhere that she is dead...she died during abortion because her bleeding during the process was too much..that the family should check her in the mortuary...lo and behold they found her... everybody just dey cry....
There are some girls u don't mess with...u will surely pay back with your daughter...
This story gave me the creeps

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Romance / Re: Why Are Nigerian Girls So Ungrateful by Osasmd: 12:40pm On Aug 22, 2019
nuggarito:
I really don't blame her, I blame you.
The way guys are now loosing their worth ehh.
How can you assist a girl you've not married to the point of helping her make a decision.
Nigerian girls are seen as leeches, the suck your blood and destiny leave you hanging.
Quote me, she will come back but only on one condition which is you assisting her in other things, if you refuse she will play the victim card, that is what Nigerian biches do.
That victim card thing they do drives me nuts
Romance / Re: What If All Men Go On Sex-strike For One Year What Will Happen by Osasmd: 11:40pm On Aug 20, 2019
XhosaNostra:
We're going to go grind hips with our fellow women grin Heard that kind makes you cum faster
grin grin

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Romance / Re: I Don't Know Why Ladies Think Otherwise by Osasmd: 6:24pm On Aug 17, 2019
frozen70:


If you sincerely wants someone to talk to, just meet in a garden or pack

Once it's an invitation to your house, forget it, you really have an intention
True!

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Romance / Re: Man Throws Lady Out Of Hotel Room At Night For Refusing Sex After Eating Money by Osasmd: 8:45pm On Aug 15, 2019
luminouz:


Who is your boy? shocked


What's doing this wan? undecided

U are my boy
Romance / Re: Man Throws Lady Out Of Hotel Room At Night For Refusing Sex After Eating Money by Osasmd: 10:42am On Aug 15, 2019
luminouz:


I see it as bullshiit. undecided

I call her bluff,send her out...whatever happens to her(with her broke pocket) is not my business. She even requested for takeaway,yet had no plan b in case the date flops eh? I go collect the takeaway as my dinner and kick her ass out.

Then I.will try my luck next time with another girl! wink
That's my boy
Romance / Re: So I Fell In Love Today.... by Osasmd: 11:54pm On Jul 31, 2019
Is funny hw some of us knows she is not that beautiful even without looking at her face.
Romance / Re: In Need Of An Experienced Advice Pls!!! Should I Follow My Head Or Heart by Osasmd: 10:18pm On Jul 31, 2019
acidtalk:
Its been long I made a comment here. I will do so because even though you are young, you really sound mature and humble.

Now this is my 20 shillings;

* I totally understand your feelings for your boyfriend, but truth be told, the feelings appears to be so strong because he is the first you ever given a yes to his proposal.

* Your boyfriend is still too young to get so committed to. For crying out loud he is just 23 and just starting life. Aside the issue of settling down which I doubt he won't be ready for in the next 5years, before he can be termed a REAL MAN WITH EXPERIENCE he will need almost 7years or more of "hard knock life", rejection, betrayals, boss/employee politics, businessman/client relationship, family gimmicks and lots more. Being a man isn't all about graduating from school, getting a job, buying a car, living in your own apartment and sexual experiences. Maturity comes with age and time. I still believe your boyfriend hasn't attained that stage.

* Before you can start comparing your boyfriend with this other guy, you need to spend more time with your boyfriend as you do to the other guy. Long distance relationships are always the SWEETEST. But a NIGHTMARE when both parties see themselves regularly. What am I trying to say? You still really don't know your boyfriend as much as you think you do.

* NEVER EVER vouch for anyone, not even your own mother. Saying your boyfriend will never leave you is a bloody lie. You are inexperience, naive and too deep "inlove" to think any man/woman can not dump you at anytime without any explanation.

* This other guy might not love you more but he is likely to be more serious and committed to the relationship due to his age and maturity. And bearing in mind you are young, a graduate and MOST OF ALL a virgin, any right thinking guy will want to grab you fast and marry you while he copes with your immaturity rather than settling for most of the "breathing PUBLIC PITS" we have walking all over the nation right now.
You talk well!


If you aren't ready to marry in the next 5-6years, stick to your boyfriend even though no guarantee he won't dump you before then, otherwise, give the other guy a chance.


Kiah! My fingers dey ache. Come buy my book LOVE TALK BY ACIDTALK if you want further advice. Lol!

All the best.[/quote]
U talk well
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Misunderstood A Girl's Green Light before? by Osasmd: 1:24am On Mar 04, 2019
olaBC007:
Also a victim of this green light shit, na one deeper life girl for my street come visit me , no b say e no dey com b4 cos e be friend with my twin sister but this time around he entered my bedroom, I dey on top bed.she greeted and sleep beside me, with her olumo boobs right b4 me, I was like which kain level be dis...well as well omo boi, we just they chat and the bae was kinda touchy, I no dull am. I start to dey touch too, she even place her head on my chest. And gbam! I tried to touch her boobs, na so she slap my hand away, still dey talk to me as if nothing happened. I snub her till she waka.

The story never end brethren, she go tell my name best niqqa for street say I be ashawo niqqa say I try to rough handle her and touch her boobs to look good cos i notice tgat she get crush for the guy, but trust guys... He told me weytin she said and I tell am how e take happen, we just laugh at it say na her dey look for cheap attention. Like two weeks after, she came back again , meet me on bed and sleep beside me, I just stand up, saying nothing leaving her alone looking like a fool she be
Correct guy
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Misunderstood A Girl's Green Light before? by Osasmd: 1:07am On Mar 04, 2019
Olutala:
U should know that the green light doesn't stay on forever. If the trigger for the green light wanes be rest assured that rejection is guaranteed if you approach. Make hay while.......
That's true
Health / Re: Staphylococcus Aureus Is Ruining My Life! Nairaland Please Help! by Osasmd: 1:59pm On Feb 26, 2019
Unhealthy:
No I haven't tried it
Ok
Health / Re: Staphylococcus Aureus Is Ruining My Life! Nairaland Please Help! by Osasmd: 9:24pm On Feb 22, 2019
Unhealthy:
The dude demanded about 30k to treat me
Have u tried the Rocephin injection people recommended ?
Romance / Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by Osasmd: 9:05pm On Feb 07, 2019
ericmor:


That one na real evidence of a girl that cheat. Even your own messages no fit dey her phone lai lai and if u see any, it will be the one u are begging her which she will always use for other guys to think her ex is begging her to come back
Ehhnnnnn!!

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