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Food / Re: Food Is Ready: I Killed This Monitor Lizard In My Farm This Afternoon by Oseniade(m): 2:27pm On Jul 15, 2020
@Op: If you can eat this, you should be able to eat the common Agama lizard. You should step up your game.
Phones / Re: Data Price To Drop By 60% by 2025, Says Pantami by Oseniade(m): 9:36am On Jul 14, 2020
Audio promise....
If you dont believe the man say 'Hi' If you believe the man say 'Nay'
Verdict: The ’'Hi's’’ have it.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Issues Warrant Of Arrest Against Trump, Others Over Death Of Its General by Oseniade(m): 3:11pm On Jun 29, 2020
It was very wrong; two wrongs don't make a right; probably Trump was trying to outshine Obama who gave the order to kill Osama Bin Laden. However the two scenario are different. The man was not declared wanted and so should not have been killed like that.

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Politics / Share Political Intrigues You Have Heard, Seen Or Participated In by Oseniade(m): 2:38pm On Jun 17, 2020
Caveat: This is for educational purpose and in no way do i support crime or illegality.
Political intrigues are being played all over the world. From advanced nations like U.S to our nation, the game rules are the same only the players differs. I have always maintained that no secret is too hidden for the murky waters of politics to expunge;none, i mean abolutely nothing. From the very day you stepped your feet into politics all things will be showcased like 3D; not to talk of blackmailers who will want to exploit the situation for monetary gain. From your education history to your ancestory history, the list is endless. I have always maintained there is no way an holy man can do mainstream politics, you will be soiled either directly or complicitly; except you dont want to reach the pinnacle of your political career. However despite this, i am of the believe that we should focus on the greater good and not let little setbacks become detractors for us to venture into politics as all aspect of human endeavours are governed by political decrees.
The following scenario are some of the political intrigues that i have heard of:
1. A former bursar of a tertiary institution who happened to be a 'strong' political member was arrested by agents of the government of the day on the election day where he had vested interest. It was said that some louvres blade with inscription of his former institution was found beside his house(which obviously were planted there). He was later released that very day after the 'conclusion' of the election since he strongly maintained his innocence.
2. Using Palm kernel in place of thumbprint to 'thumb' ballot paper since the outer shell closely resemble fingerprints and using acetone to bleach ink on the voters who just voted in order for them to vote again.
You are free to add yours.
Foreign Affairs / Re: George Floyd Buried In Houston (Photos) by Oseniade(m): 7:15pm On Jun 09, 2020
RIP George.
Health / Re: Coronavirus Is Real. My Friend, A Med Lab Scientist Just Died by Oseniade(m): 9:39pm On Jun 07, 2020
That is a professional senior colleague. Rest in peace.
Phones / Re: Infinix Note 7 Unboxing, First Impressions And Full Review + Price (photos) by Oseniade(m): 2:42pm On May 14, 2020
Hulala... Wish i could lay my hand on that machine. But for the price...
Politics / Re: Abba Kyari's Burial : Lai Mohammed Has Further Ruined His Reputation - Afenifere by Oseniade(m): 9:59pm On Apr 20, 2020
Simply put: All animals are equal but some are more equal than others.

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Health / Re: Lockdown; Blood In Stool by Oseniade(m): 4:29pm On Apr 17, 2020
Occasionally, people who practice anal sex, Gastric and duodenal ulcers too. As for the implication, anaemia is usually indicated. Consult your Doctor for a comprehensive Diagnosis.

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Pets / Re: 4 Months Old Pure Breed German Shepard For Sale In Benin by Oseniade(m): 9:39pm On Apr 13, 2020
Nixxxx:
Sharap idiot show the picture to a vet and he will clear your ignorance
Nixxxx the Pure German Shepherd breeder wink
Nixxxx:
Sharap idiot show the picture to a vet and he will clear your ignorance
Pets / Re: 4 Months Old Pure Breed German Shepard For Sale In Benin by Oseniade(m): 3:23pm On Apr 11, 2020
Pure breed indeed embarassedPure breed indeed
Health / Re: Tiger Tests Positive For Coronavirus In New York by Oseniade(m): 8:12pm On Apr 06, 2020
If zoonotic disease are diseases spread from animals to humans, then diseases from humans to animals will be called what? humanootic Lol.
Romance / Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by Oseniade(m): 4:24pm On Apr 04, 2020
Medical Laboratory Scientist
They say blood is thicker than water but I say even our love's bond more than blood. You are the epitome of beauty that crystallize what love is. Let me Swab you with love enviable to all and thus shoot up your PCV to an admirable height devoid of all pathogenic disorders.

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Politics / Re: What El-rufai Did Days Before Testing Positive To COVID-19 by Oseniade(m): 4:21pm On Mar 29, 2020
... and he met the deposed Emir of Kano, Sanusi.
and Sanusi met his Mother,one of his wife, Governor of Nasarawa and many other admirers.

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Health / Re: Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus: Young People Are Not Immune From Coronavirus by Oseniade(m): 9:20am On Mar 21, 2020
But young children seem not to be affected na.
Health / Re: Coronavirus Patient Never Attempted To Escape – LASG by Oseniade(m): 2:36pm On Mar 01, 2020
Who believed the Commissioner?
Sports / Re: Paul Akpan Udoh Contracts Coronavirus - First Footballer To Be Infected by Oseniade(m): 6:18pm On Feb 28, 2020
It is no more an epidemic. It is now pandemic.
Forum Games / Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by Oseniade(m): 9:56pm On Feb 27, 2020
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Politics / Re: Buhari: It Is Wrong To Think National Assembly Members Are Overpaid by Oseniade(m): 9:34am On Feb 20, 2020
We 'dont think they are overpaid' Mr President. We know sir.
Politics / Re: Buhari Could Not Achieve More Because Nigeria Does Not Have Money – BMO by Oseniade(m): 2:58pm On Feb 17, 2020
Me: If you believe NIGERIA does not have money, say Hi; if otherwise say NAY.
Verdict : The NAYs' have it
Health / Re: Coronavirus named ‘Covid-19’ - WHO announces (Video) by Oseniade(m): 7:52pm On Feb 11, 2020
In my opinion, this is biased. Numerous viruses/disease have been named after an individual, geographical location, event etc. Take for instance Lassa fever( a viral disease) is named after Lassa( a geographical location in Borno state, Nigeria). Are indigenes of the place stigmatized because of this? the answer is NO. I believe WHO is not telling the whole truth. The so called 'stigmatization' will eventually fizzle out into oblivion even if there is any iota of truth in their pronouncement.

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Food / Re: How Do You Feel When Not Given Food In An Occasion? by Oseniade(m): 6:58pm On Jan 03, 2020
I don't go to a party as an hungry man. Always apply this for any ocassion and your life would never remain the same.

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Pets / Re: Dog For Sale (localasian) by Oseniade(m): 9:42pm On Jan 01, 2020
Thanks for your honesty. Some sellers here would be 'puffing up' the ancestory of their dogs. Even with this mix, the pups turned out beautiful. Thumbs up bro!

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Family / Re: When Your Kids Have Crammed Immoral Song by Oseniade(m): 7:03pm On Dec 26, 2019
miraculous4life:
Good evening guys. Have been a nairalander for the past 7 years as a guest. I never knew I can register and be a member where I can post stuffs in different sections. Last 3 months I became aware and register but the thing is I don't know how to post stuff as a caption. Please anyone can help me with some directions, I will be glad. Thanks

This account was created on the 1st October, 2017. Who are you trying to fool?

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Career / Re: Medical Laboratory Scientists Forum by Oseniade(m): 8:48pm On Nov 30, 2019
Please who has information on Uniben's department of Medical Laboratoryñ Msc program especially 'Environmental and Public health' option?
Forum Games / Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by Oseniade(m): 9:26pm On Nov 20, 2019
No put sand for my Garri na. I wan win abeg

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Buys ₦1.8M Diamond-Plated Lighter From Icebox (Photos) by Oseniade(m): 11:49am On Nov 09, 2019
I thought he was trying to quit smoking. Was he not the one that went to the Dentist for teeth whitening?

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Business / Re: Nigerians To Start Paying For Bank Deposits In 2020 by Oseniade(m): 6:34pm On Sep 18, 2019
To avoid this. Just think outside the box. Split your payment into multiple folds e.g if you have #600,000; just pay 300k twice. You don't dodge bullet b that. Same as withdrawal
Properties / Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by Oseniade(m): 6:52pm On Aug 27, 2019
So it kinda remind me of my own o. Almost 3 years ago. I saw an agent's number and I gave him a call that I needed a room preferably in a flat. I t should be neat and the likes... He described one place for me to go and check at a relatively low price(1st trigger). As I entered the flat, the room was filled with numerous jargons and the ceiling is almost touching my head with the way it bent inward. When I attempted to check the toilet and I knocked my head against the wall as the entrance was low (even for a person of average height like me); that was when I confirmed I should run for my dear life. I did not even call back to give him my assessment. He later called me that I didn't even tell him if I was able to locate the place. I nearly blasted him for making me suffer unnecessary hardship. He said the rent price could be reduced further.

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Agriculture / Catfish Farming (raw Materials Needed) by Oseniade(m): 7:31pm On Aug 18, 2019
Hello Nairalanders. Please I wish to go into catfish farming and i am looking for best fingerlings and the right materials to buy at the right price( You know what I mean. Lol!). Plastic ponds or other substitute is what I intend to use (not earthen ponds) I am based in Ibadan. Thanks.
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo Curses Jeremiah Omolara's Killers (Winners’ Chapel Pastor Kaduna) by Oseniade(m): 10:51pm On Aug 12, 2019
Jetrue3oo:


Hello, as the leader of that movement called winners chapel he suppose to see it coming and if he doesn't have the spiritual eyes then the pastor wife or members too suppose to see it in their night vision or trance.

Secondly,pls don't equate ordinary mere mortal oyedepo to our Lord Jesus Christ because he Christ created every perfectly and give them time and season and also give them freedom to breath and breed so if the fig tree refused to bear fruit at it own season the creator has the right to judge

The same goes to mankind be created pure but we decided put sin upon ourselves
Was it God that input sin upon us?

So tell me in the history of the world, who is that Minister of God that has been able to 'see it all' as you put it. Using Jesus in the analogy is just to drive home my point. I repeat again, no mortal being is ever Omniscience. Take it or leave it.

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