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chatinent:
None.


I just need to see God himself.

I have questions.


Questions like:

1. Wetin the firstborn of Egyptians do wey you kill them?

2. Was the flood story really necessary when you could have removed sin? Cos it turned out the flood was useless if sin continued.

3. Why kill Jesus when it could have been the Devil?

4. Wetin Job do why you tell Satan to test am? Na so you dey do?

5. Why put a fruit in garden Eden and still tell them not to eat from it? You bin get plans?

6. Why Solo marry many wives and later you ban am?

7. How Noah take carry all the animals into ark? E no clear.


8. How did the white mercenaries successfully brainwash Africans this much using you even after stealing so much from them?


9. Are you comfortable with how African preachers always lie with your name?


10. Why did you prolong sin when you could have ended it from the start?


11. How did you send Isrealites out of Egypt and still harden Pharaoh's heart to pursue them? Why!


12. If during creation you rested on the seventh day, who created Sunday?

13. If we sin, we go to hell. But you are the one who put that forbidden fruit in Eden. And Satan make them sin. How come you still commission Satan to torment sinners in hell?

14. Why do I have to suffer here on earth when nothing really concern me with your matter with Satan or Eve? And dem say heaven is the goal. It's illogical. To suffer on earth to go heaven? To do what there now? Angels dey short for there?


15. Na true true we all come from Eve? Cos the different races worldwide says otherwise.


16.David killed Goliath with a stone? Samson killed a lion with bare hands? Fish swallow Jonah? Which fish? How Na! Na all this kind story I no dey like.


17. So you mean when Satan was tempting Jesus, both of them dey stroll? Like even when e carry am go mountain dey promise am en glory, they were walking side by side? Abi them fly go up?


18. After from wetin dem say happen for Eden, you and Satan bin get beef before for heaven? Cos I don't believe that serpent and Eve story was how it started. Just be honest with us.

We also need to hear Satan's side of the story naw.


19. Which brand of tea did you drink with that one that said you drank tea with him? You drink Cowbell or Ovaltine?


20. So you really told Abraham make en kpai en son Isaac just to prove he wants you? Ha, you too dey do o. I think that's insecurity tho.


21. Jehovah's Witnesses say blood transfusions is bad but dem dey take blood capsules and tablets. What would you do if they finally discover that it's not that bad? And what about the lives that have been lost? Cos I don dey see say dem don dey dey liberal to some policies forgetting that those policies made others lose lives!


22. Can you really tell those who say their apron dey perform miracles that they've been brainwashed to its highest apogee? How did you put your church sticker on a gas cylinder and didn't refill for 3 years? Did this lie hurt you?


23. The other one say en pray and drove car for miles without fuel. How this lie pain you?



24. Can you really communicate to your African believers that they can pray to you themselves and that their pastors dey job them full time?


25. Have you ever collected a kobo from the tithes and offerings these African preachermen collect? Cos dem say na you dey come collect am when sun go down.


26. Wetin hungry Eve really do? She really eat the fruit abi una force am as Adam no dey contab? Cos the reason for putting the fruit has to be justified naw


27. Dem say Jesus died for our sins. To prove what actually? Why no just kill Satan! What kind of dying ritual is that to save human race when you fit kill Satan? Abi you no fit kill Satan?


28. Besides, how can a white Jesus (and I presume you are white too) die for a black man? Where has it ever happened!


29. Many people love you for the stories they were told and chose to worship you but you snub, ignore and leave them to suffer, experience torture, and die...but console them with Shedrack and Meshach's story, Daniel's story, going to heaven story etc... why!



30. Dem say you go judge everyone on the last day. As in, judge everyone for what first? For the sin you put for garden make Eve chop? Or for the punishment you extended to unborn children wey no do anything? Aje, you and these your stories dey vex me.







And many others

This is freaking hilarious.

But then, as God wrote in the scriptures... His ways are not our ways and that the greatest wisdom of man is foolishness to him.

This is the more reason you should give your life to christ so that you will go to heaven and have the first hand opportunity to ask him all these questions and Trust me, he will gladly give you answers cos he said we shall see him in heaven and he will let us understand the deep things that look mysterious to us.

This clown is back into the country

bmaster2000:
If an unknown retired CP can raised N20 billion
while he was in active service with police force ...how much do you think CSP Nwafor would have raised when he was in Active service in police force through Obi Peter ....in Anambra state


Money dey for police work oh...always use your sense

Do you read to respond or to comprehend first.

tensazangetsu20:
UK is just an overrated country. Aside the presence of electricity I dont even see the difference between Nigeria and the UK. I have friends in the UK with the same experience level as I am and they cant even get a job interview despite being there for more than a year o. They will be saying UK experience. As if the javascript written in the UK is different from the one written in Nigeria. Canada is a much better place but an extremely difficult place to survive if you arent well loaded. Australia has made great changes to its post study scheme. I am so glad I followed an uncommon route and I like it so far.

You and those who gave you likes are myopic.

The game of chess is for very intelligent people.

ibechris:
Sometimes staying back is key...abroad no be for men wey no get patience.

How does this even make sense to you? Are spouses not killing each other in Nigeria?

The reality of most ladies just that the guys come one after the other in the name of dating and courtship.

If you see a lady with at most 5 body counts marry these days, you are a fortunate man.

thesicilian:
Keep your personal matter to yourself, you people won't hear. Who asked you about your parents love?. He loves her so much that he is getting children from other women left and right, who knows if the woman is doing her own codedly also.
Keep your personal lives to yourselves and no one will care

Stfu!

That a man has children with other ladies does not mean he doesn't love the woman he is married to.

All these indomie generation with very naive understanding.

The title is misleading and as usual... Nigerians don't read.

TooResilient:
She'd be 31 soon.

Looking for a life partner 31 to 35 years.

She's settling up her business.

She doesn't want yoruba and igbo men because somehow she's not been fortunate with them in the past.

She has big dreams and big life goals like becoming a CEO and also a citizen of a first world country, also promised that her children will be first world citizens to give them a good future.

She's already working towards achieving that.

She's a bit stubborn in terms of pursuing and achieving life goals which some men don't like about her.

She's quite ambitious.

Not an introvert but loves staying indoors.

She's tall/dark/averagely thick/on low cut because she doesn't like making her hair(maybe if cajoled by her lover she'd make hair).

Resides between Lagos/Ogun.

The email attached to this account has been deactivated but you can reach her on lovey.dovey93@protonmail.com for a serious relationship.

No jokes or play, she wants a man that really wants to get married.

When you are ready for a husband you will remove all those nonsense conditions.

CaptainFM1:
I believe you partially....but you do know mathematically, you can never have 4years between 17years and 20years!

How your 17th to 18th year amount to 2years in university baffles the world and everyone on Nairaland.

You should be more open minded.

OK let's assume a session starts and end in one year.

Did matriculation in January at Age 17 let's say in year 2010 for clarity.

2nd year starts in January 2011 at 18

3rd year starts in January 2012 at 19

4th year starts in January 2013 at 20

Now how many months make a semester? 4

What if the school just had a brief break between semesters, that means in less than a year I can finish a session.

So tell me how is it not possible to be

In year one at 17

Year 2 at 18

Year 3 at 19.

And year 4 at 20.

Im done explaining. Believe whatever you want.

Cheers.

CaptainFM1:
What year was your 17th birthday?

And what month and year did you graduated?

I chose not to disclose.

If you don't believe me so be it. Cheers.

CaptainFM1:
From 17 to 20, is 3years. Did you do a 3years course?

I did matric in March of my 17th year.

18 year 2

19 year 3

Graduated at year 4 at the tail end of the 4th year.

So yes I did a 4 year course.

voiceoftheupcom:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7KcQqVELfs



https://eyesoflagos.com/2024/04/22/a-lecturer-at-the-university-of-port-harcourt-was-seen-on-camera-molesting-a-female-student-sexually/

That video proves nothing.

superjaks:
I support this gesture from FG

We need mature minds in the universities not babies

Imagine a lecturer shouted at a student and the next thing is the student starting crying 😂

More reason we're having weak men in the society now

I gained admission at 17 and graduated at 20.

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Airpeace.

Oyeama was instrumental in easing pressure off the dollar by slashing air tickets and no need sourcing for foreign currencies or converting.

All the airlines that come into Nigeria experience massive repatriation of funds that puts pressure on the Naira because they have to seek for dollars, both the commercial banks and CBN.

Tinubu should confer the highest honours on him.

Konami94:
A while ago, I did a top 5 list of the prettiest Nigerian girls on Instagram. It turned out to be one of the most viewed posts on my blog. In case you missed it, read it @ https://www.nairaland.com/3392948/5-prettiest-nigerian-girls-ever

So today, I decided to compile a list of six of the most handsome Nigerian dudes on IG (for the ladies) and I’m listing them according to their number of followers starting in ascending order.

I couldn’t gather enough information on them as I would have liked (partly because I don’t like stalking guys lol), but what I do have is pictures!!! So hope you enjoy it.

1. Adeoba Noah
2. Franklin Ibeh
3. Nathan
4. Moses Bamidele Udego
5. Usman Shagari
6. Austin David Nwaora

See more pictures and the full post here: http://www.inforloded.com/2016/10/top-6-most-handsome-nigerian-guys-on.html

Handsome boys not men.

Sapasenator:
Honestly speaking, I have recently come on contact with seriously gorgeous and beautiful ladies from Ghana.

They also tend to be natural without excessive makeup.

At this point, I can say Ghanaian babes are more beautiful and Natural than Nigeria girls.

If I show you picture eh, you go begin to praise and worship.

I am totally convinced at this point.

They are natural with all the right curves, simple, no unnecessary shakara, humble and down to earth and dem no carry religion for head like gala.

These are my criterias

1. Natural beauty with natural curves
2. Less make up and artificial enhancers.
3. Direct and straightforward with less complication.
4. Less pretense. Pretend to be holy but nack the most
5. Less religious
6. Less lies


I am sold

You are on point.

Madness is when a dollar rises from 1usd =N600 to 1 dollar = N1100 and you start celebrating.

Insanity is when you now call it a great comeback.

mizzyjozywizzy:
So bro couldn't call her to tell her that sh*t, had to put it on the gram

What if he did but she ignored?

See guy, most of these ladies are murerfvcking ingrates.

Urheadmaster:
Make Dino no stop until shame catch Yahaya Bello.


Yahaya Bello is a disgrace to APC

A total disgrace to the youths.

Avoidme:
Chaiii, i'm not a fan of this fellow, but it seems its a witch-hunt!, body go tell am after 6 months, those h.orny guys in jail wey never see puss.y for decades go likely tear Bob oo...

No realignment of genitals so the guy still get prick.

Maysdevices:
He was referring to the NBM cult group (Aiye)

Haaaaa! Lobatan. My bad.

[quote author=Gerrard59 post=129482027][/quote]No matter what, a time will come when men will not even want to bleep her for free.

Let her do something fast with her life if she ever escapes getting used for rituals..

slowice:
Reno have been twerking vigorously for Tinubu in hope of getting a job.

Nigerians don't really hate oppression, they just want to be the oppressor

You must be clueless. He is already an employee of Tinubu just that he made it secret.

AnonPoet:
https://newsdirect.ng/eight-wasteful-years-of-buhari-have-been-followed-by-a-tasteful-year-of-tinubu-reno/

Useless and hopeless hungry bastard.

Whoever believed that Reno will be working for Tinubu.

Indeed everybody has a price.

Reno has brought everlasting shame to himself, family and unborn generation not because he is working for Tinubu but because he is a two faced bastrd.

I thought some say he is an intelligent man but he has proved times and time again that he is dumb.

How much was a dollar to naira during Buhari tenure?

This publication would have made sense if the dollars exchange for lower than Buharis tenure.

He really should now when to shush and not advertise his pseudo intelligence.

Maysdevices:
He said “7”

Not 7”

Why would he know the size of Davido’s dick? Is that public knowledge?

So what exactly do you think he was inferring?

Ramsey Noah in Dangerous twins

Maysdevices:
LOL. You think he’s talking about Inches?

Very very amusing

Aunty what was he referring to?

The last time I checked, the symbol " stands for inches.

Invisible123:
So much from a supposed "7"

Weakling everywhere.

I have 7inc in too and trust me, 7 inches no dey that big but surely not small.

American girls no send you... They will disgrace you.

Davido nah simp no doubt.

I don't have a fraction of David's money but I have never and will never beg any lady for intimacy.

There are sweet fresh ladies with bodies to die for all over Nigeria... Highest I go carry 2 join body dey gbensh any time I travel.

Std is real and making love with a condom nah suffer head.