What an Otuistic Fallacy!

The first time I heard a lady say..."Kum fuk me.. was an unfamiliar location"
I couldn't believe my ears, so I had to ask "...what did you say?"
She re-echoed I should Kum fuk her hard...
My legs were freezed, with a mischievous smile...I was moving, but my legs felt like they weren't moving..lol till I got to her

I once wrote a script those days about this school aunty who's always fond of this little girl.
This school aunty in other to execute her plans , would always ensure the pupil stays at the security post after school hours.
The teacher would say.."go stay with Uncle X..and wait for mummy..."
So it was easier to point at Uncle x when the pupil was defiled by her school aunty.


Lessons: set ups may not be avoidable, but first wrong perception can be avoidable(there's nothing wrong when you make your own rules as a security man that no pupil should be found waiting at your corner).

.....there is a very thin line between being generous and absolute DISASTER.

Prof itid Ukwu
Dean, faculty of Otuology

Nna eeh. The kind of asses I saw in Jos eeh. Very big thing I have never seen in my life. Those damsels looked like mixed blood in mangu camp. I had to throw away my Mr nice guy to tell her how I Wana hold that bakasi during the burnfire night.
That night was everything, cus I was ready to go to jail for that ass, I was ready to disappoint my parents as long as that night persisted, I was ready to be scolded by friends and family @ airfoce, I was ready for a national disgrace..
I was ready for any hypocrite who pretended not to see that ass.

I was ready for any Hypocrite!

That's an Otuistic Fallacy.

You are not entirely correct.
The right sentence is,.
... once you have been disturbing a lady over a long period of time and you finally get her laid only to cum in 15 seconds, you'll realize nothing dey this world.
Be guided op!


Prof, Itid Ukwu
Dean, Faculty of Otuology

2015
The unthinkable happened when we left mangu camp for our PPA @ air force.
Normally the babe I suppose sample left that same day after POp and after her long leg got her redeployed. She was still teasing me she was around bukuru @ her aunt's for 2weeks, not knowing she was no where near Jos.

For otu's sake, why are nija ladies like this?
Thank pucys for my newly found Panya community.

Enemyofpeace:
Once you both bath together, believe me lhonestly, nothing like break Up, it can never happen. Try and see!

This is an Otuistic Fallacy!
Your statement is similar to this: " once you beat a lady any time she misbehaves , then make up with gifts and hot sex, She will never leave you"
There is no distinct reason for a lasting relationship, because of confounding factors.

Prof Itid Ukwu
Dean, faculty of Otuology

Mrfeel:

Young Man, get a life

Which life is greater than being happy?

Mrfeel:


Why not allow them to walk completely naked ?

That's the problem with you guys. Always settling for trivialities. Again, we are in the tropical region and you want Musa domestica to perch on the vagina easily or the ass and introduce several infections into the body abi?

The intension for the small piece of material is to allow fresh air invade the puna unrestricted, just like Russia is doing to Ukraine.
You and the university authorities can be likened to NATO in this case.

Quack nija doctors says it's infection.. lol
Next they would prescribe antibiotics to finish off your lifespan.

So you don't know that the period is a prototype of a spoilt egg(akwa rere ere) and can have an odour, especially, when your body lacks in alkalinity?

Prof. Itid Ukwu
Dean, faculty of Otuology

Mrfeel:

Who asked women in the tropical to wear pants, and tight jeans trousers etc ?

Still you people..
Allow these ladies with mini skirts/waist materials and light tops for otu's sake

This is why my school in Panya is miles ahead of what you have in Nija. How can you tell a black lady in the tropical region to cover up everywhere, denying fresh breeze it's rights to flow into the vagina? I mean, this is the most insensitive thing I have heard in this part of the world, always Promoting body odour and pucy odour. I'm fed up!
For otu's sake ! Teach these students how to solve real life problems.

From this whole drama, I can only conclude with a postulation.

1.A certain man raises his ballot paper to show he voted for APC
2. Says he can't wait to leave Abuja
3. A certificate bearing the gender 'female' appears
4. Guinea passport saga emerge
5. Narcotic dilemma
TRAILED

Prof Itid Ukwu
Dean, faculty of Otuology

favourRN:


you are right, lifestyle contributes, but the guy said he has erectile dysfunction which happens to be his diagnosis meaning the damage has occurred already and its the goal of a nurse to get the patient at wellness quickly in order not to alter his quality of life, so diet can't come first as he needs medications. I have treated patients with erectile dysfunction and administered meds to them and as a Registered nurse practitioner, I can prescribe Meds for that.

Lol
Nurse Eliza

I'm here to demystify your problem op.
From your story, I postulated a theory

Erection---weak erection----Erection
Non-visual-----visual------non visual

It is very clear you have been affected by pornography in the past and the therapy for that is to have sex with a lady who's not fully naked. Ie shifting the panties so you do not see the vagina, while the breasts are hidden in the shirt.
If this is not the case then the final option is

Change of environment
medicine has no explanation for this, but our ancestors recommend you change your environment and walk around barefooted at times.

Prof itid ukwu
Dean, faculty of Otuology

It's because you refused to align with your level.
Ladies will naturally roll over a higher classy guy.
Check out these association
Pastor- member
manager- intern
Corper- SS3 girl
Banker-pos girl

Things your level will do for you
*Wash your boxers
*Cook for you
* Clean your room
* Moan "daddy pls don't stop, daddy aah , u are killing me daddy, ride me daddy, use me daddy, hit me daddy, oh my otu!!.. you're so bad daddy, aaaaaaaaah"

Let me give a reverse illustration

It's just like asking how to start a Mouth Action with your partner, 6 years into marriage.
It's simply by asking directly or stylishly.

You gat ya reverse answer now?
Stylishly could include, complaining about salary slash or missing/stolen/burnt goods if you are into business, this is the only way you can maintain good relationship instead of an outright 'NO' . Infact if you're on top of your game, this is the time to recover what the caterpillar and cankerworm have stolen.

Prof Itid Ukwu
Dean, faculty of Otuology

Stone03:



In Igbo we call this kind of post, Nkogheli. Nkogheli is the kind of conversation witnessed among the illiterate drunkards. Greater height of it is witnessed in psychiatric wards.

Nwanne ! Na because you received a type of schooling - 6334 nonsense, where they waste your time telling you to cram stuff.
Op is on point, the vagina is never padlocked, and so anything can go in including vibrator, cucumber, bottle, candle, fingers etc. You can pretend all you want, but that's the fact. The best you could do as a guardian/parent is advise them to practice safe.

Prof Itid Ukwu
Dean, faculty of Otuology

There are tribes in Nigeria with genetically short vagina, If your idea of sexual satisfaction is filling up the whole puna.

Prof. itid ukwu
Dean, faculty of Otuology

PatientofYabale:
I'm now a man city fan. I have finally leave this club. Oloriburuku club wey go never make someone happy. Since last year I have ever have any happy week!!! Just dey lament everyday. I'm now a man city fan!!! I'm done with this useless team. My friend and my girlfriend just dey use me joke. Dey don troll the hell out of me. I'm now a man city fan. Man city for life.

That's why I advise students to take a lot of punaquin soft gel
Nothing will ever move you

Elitedezigns:
All this na just banter. Why not for them to return back to Naija. Whether you like it or not UK better pass naija

With which flight ticket?
Hahahaha

Mindlog:


For me then, it was not factory/warehouse work. Mine was Residential Support Worker in a home owned by the company I worked for. I was doing night shift, 9pm-7a.m. We had a Young person of 15 years old who the UK govt had taken away from her family because of the emotional abuse she was experiencing with her family.

The home was a 3 bedroom duplex, one bedroom was for the young person, the second was the office, while the third was the sleep -in for staff then downstairs was the sitting room, kitchen, conservatory, laundry room.

I showed up at 8.45p.m, to take over from the 2 day staff as one went home while the second sleeps in the sleep-in room as my backup incase there was an emergency during the night and that person was paid extra £45 to sleep in that house that night while I was awake throughout the 10 hours shift, every 30 mins I was recording in the logbook that the young person is in her bedroom sleeping while I cross my leg in the sitting room watching Netflix and going into the kitchen every one hour to get a mug of hot tea to keep awake and fill the required paperwork before 7a.m😂😂😂😂

Lol otu nne muoooo!
Which one is residential support worker.
Just say "house boy'' nobody will beat you

OChimex:


You dey mind those spoiled kids. These guys are just spoiled kids in Nigeria.
How else can a man have his day blessed than, go out there, work your ass off, make some money, come home take a hot shower, eat your nourishing dinner, lay in your bed with better drink by your bedside table, dey watch premier league, champions league or documentaries?
Not as if the job is hard oo.
I don’t just understand these guys complaining about Europe or America.

For otu's sake!
How blessed can they be if they broke the shackles of "what society will say" and remain in their villages as landlords. Open businesses, engage in meaningful farming (which most will still do abroad), sell I plot of land and build a mini guest house for festive seasons.
Mingle with people, explore otu unrestricted. Yes! It is abnormal to be caged from puna and puna related activities.
Once your social/psychological life is lacking, then you are not completely okay.

Prof Itid Ukwu
Dean, faculty of Otuology

Funkyswagzz:
You get depressed over there if your not careful. Living there very tough for me i missed everything about nigeria especially the food. I lived in harrow and kenton buh nowhere to buy nigeria stuff unless you go all the way to elephant and castle or peckham

I'm not against anyone traveling oh! But if your movement can guarantee you free accommodation at the instant, then it's a wise thing to do.
If your nija currency is far stronger than the country you are going to, it is also a wise thing to do irrespective of accommodation arrangements.

Here in Panya, we live all the life in the world because I was given free accommodation in my University.
Any day I'm asked to pay 1k, I'll pack my bag and return to my villa mansion and farm

I wonder why a full grown Nigerian will leave his large expanse of land in his village, travel out to pay bills. This is a landlord we are talking about oh..

For otu's sake! Who did this to black people?

saintbillion:

9ja professors are very sleepy in brain. They know nothing and they are only used during election times to perpetuate their evil act of election rigging. Then the after maths will be the bad government Going on ASUU strike

Exactly!
They are not even interested in your happiness.

Dzzzz:
...Prof I don’t watch porn and still I stand on the fact that Squirting is not pee..I do practicals and not theory cause I have been squirted on by many girls and it’s not pee..

From your statement, these are the give aways when you deny knowledge of porn

1. You do practicals
2. On many girls

saintbillion:

U dey follow 9ja professor argue? U wan get carry overs?

Point of correction. I'm not your regular nija prof, though I'm Nigerian.
We are only interested in your happiness...
I was trained in Panya, and currently a Dean in one of the universities. You can check my lecture history

Dzzzz:
...Professor you have nothing that supports your discovery..Scientifically it’s not proven..So I still stand that squirt is not the same as pee..

Don't joke with your prof as you have just played into his hand.
The onus is on you to scientifically prove what comes out isn't urine.
We ain't speaking about porn acting here, we are talking from extensive research of the National association of Otuology, panya.

So if I tell you size does matter, what will you do about it?
There are tribes in Nigeria with genetically narrowed/short vagina. Go look out for them, if you think filling up the whole pucy equates sexual satisfaction.

Prof Itid Ukwu
Dean, faculty of Otuology

Dzzzz:
...Squirting is a odorless and colorless fluid..That’s not pee Prof Ukwu..Pee has color and odor you should know that professor..

You are wrong my student. Early morning pee has colour(I won't bother you with physiology behind this). Don't mix things up.

A healthy lady releases a colourless pee(squirt)
Due to the interaction or mixture between thick white fluid and the actual urine.
The neutralizing effect of white fluid can't be overemphasized.

Dzzzz:
...I disagree on what you said that Squirting is pee..Squirting has no smell..Secondly ladies Can squirt 5-10 during sex in just 3mins but you can’t pee 5-10 when going to toilet in 3mins..

A lot of students at my University have asked me this question over the years.
I'm here to demystify this concept.

*Cum= orgasm, not a visible fluid
*Wet is a fluid associated with normal sexual enjoyment.
*The thick white fluid you notice on your belly when you just had sex with a lady is also an evidence of normal sexual enjoyment. She doesn't have to reach orgasm. Most ladies will release this during ovulation.
* What you call squirt is a combination of urine and the thick white substance. Ammonia(urine) becomes neutralized with pH 3-4 of the thick white substance, that's why it may not have a pungent smell (chemistry).
Notice before squirt, you will see the thick white substance encircle part of your dik

Prof Itid Ukwu
Dean, faculty of Otuology