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MutantMetahuman:Aannnd.......... He misses the point! ![]() I'm not surprised, given your signature ![]() |
MutantMetahuman:With a sizable amount of cash, you can get quite a supply of bosoms. The reverse is not the case. |
rollybest:But baba, shey na lie I lie ![]() See footballers like sakho that are ugly as fu.c.k and see how beautiful their wives are ![]() Owo na fin do something o..... |
If this makes FP; I'll jump inside lagoon |
shinarlaura:Fixed ![]() |
Whitehousechick:
Amazing how you can judge my emotional state with three words.I now believe he's intelligent. Opposite do attract after all ![]() |
TrapQueen77:If you're not going to say something sensible in the first place, why make the video ![]() ![]() |
GEExclusive:But honestly, you can't blame us. Contact with the female species is very limited. Imagine having a whole department where you can count the number of pretty females with one hand (not those tomboy knucklehard whose punch can give you a five minute trip to hell) ![]() ![]() Abeg, don't judge..... |
Annie939: ![]() A sensible man's favourite is money and power. This cleavage obsession is prepubescent children and teenager raging with hormones ![]() |
This evolution nonsense again ![]() |
stuffsabouttara:There is fashionable slimness and poverty-induced slimness. The fact that she became profoundly fattened after just a month indicates poverty. |
Even muslims know that Jesus is the true God, they just trying to die themselves. Proud Christian ![]() |
lofty900: ![]() Poverty na bastard sha! |
pressplay411:But you dull small sha ![]() How can there be aliens when Jesus boldly said he came to die for humanity ![]() |
Eastern states and cheating sha.... Na like one and two ![]() But, in all fairness, guys from Anambra are really smart tho. |
NaijaWebGuru:You're trying to be witty and dignified but you don't have the requiste wit and the required brain cells. Just go and siddon. |
Unless you're lucky and you land job in Public Hospital or very exclusive private hospital; Dentists don't usually have jobs in Nigeria ![]() Better to be a vet doctor sef than a dentist ![]() ![]() |
Attaboy06:Those guys are sadists I tell you ![]() They'll skip topics anyhow saying "You should have done this in secondary school" Then they'll bring it out in exams, in the answer all segment ![]() ![]() Wetin con dey pain most is that any math course is usually 4 units. |
Dextology:UI undergrad... Typing this from the lecture hall as we speak. Three guesses where I'm seated ![]() |
Dextology:I hear, I hear. Perchance, which uni u dey? |
Naso e dey start na... NL'ders, please, in the intrests of the niccur who will potentially chop this lady, let us not make her less bored. Let her boredom drive her to a niccur's arms and a niccur's third leg ![]() If you cover ourselves, who will ![]() |
what sort of person is this ![]() |
Dextology:It's all about choice yes but those who sit at the forefront are usually very very serious zombies, man. Funny thing : their GP no dey high ![]() On the second, third, fourth seat to those in the front (meaning, technically, they're still at the front); are those with high GP's and really hot brains. At the extreme sides, are usually where the non-chalant, Idk, kinda people who act disintrested and still score high marks. At the back, we usually have that odd genius who shouts and chants at the lecturer and still has a very high GP. Funny thing : Morons with low GP shout with him too .I'm judging this based on my experience sha. |
They should bring this to all biochemistry and mathematics Lecturers in all federal Universities ![]() ![]() Those guys are fucking sadists ![]() |
So; you're changing uni's because you're scared of the NAME ![]() How you take pass Utme and P.utme sef ![]() Nigga, sit down in UNIBEN and study ![]() ![]() |
Total nonsense. Most front row seaters are just zombies who swallow everything the teacher says like it's gospel ![]() On the second or third seat to the front is where you find studious gurus. To the side is where you find non-chalant gurus |
War, violence, blood lust, raging seas Four things that never cease; We fight for life yet die in fights Struggling with pain and rage and fright I say SHUZZAH! Shuzzah, stop the strife A coward die on the battlefield The brave die viewing their cattlefield War, like Nicki Minaj twerk videos hold fascination for the young, weak and feeble Humans who cannot farm their lands Hold death with fascination like skipping pebbles; I say "SHUZZAH" Bleep war, Bleep rain, Bleep the concept of being the best Germans became Aryan yet couldn't beat the rest Russian became Communists but couldn't stand the test We have one humanity, same blood in our veins why then do we need to inflict so much pain The true hero is the man who farms..... Not the man who fights The true hero is the man who farms...... Not... The... Man... Who..... Fights.. I say, Shuzzah ![]() ![]() Criticism pls. I just wrote this down as it came to my head. |
What nonsense is this So because she can accurately analyze stories she must be pretty ![]() Da Bleep ![]() |
People who smoke weed are usually criminals ![]() Even in the US, it was the hippies that smoked weed and engaged in criminal acts. Don't come and sell it here. |





