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funkmrflexx:
We Have Been Dating For 1 Year and 6 months now. I’ve met her parents, we wanted to get married last year but her dad told me to wait till she finishes school which is supposed to be next year. I’m 25 years old and she’s 22 .

I live alone in the city while my mom lives in the village. My younger sister who I’m sponsoring through school sometimes comes to my place during holidays and weekends. My girlfriend practically lives with me because she comes from a type of an Abusive family. So she lives with me and I even assist her with school fees and house rents sometimes. I’ve spent even more than her father for her school.

Everyone In my family knows her and she’s a very wonderful girl. Typical wife material. She supports me every time even when I’m broke. I’m not the type of guy that dates a lot of girls . I don’t even cheat on her. Since I met her I’ve done away with a lot of ladies. I’m 100% committed to the relationship

But the problem is that she Has very bad anger issues. I mean she can destroy your property when she’s angry and I’m the quiet type. I don’t like hitting a lady execpt once in a while a general brain resetting slap. When she starts she doesn’t listen to anyone. Not me, not even her parents. So anytime she’s angry like this I will just find a way to make her laugh. Both of you can just be eating and she will get angry if you ate the fleshy part of the meat and left oily part for her (we have quarreled because of that I mean serious quarrel) . Sometimes I get tired of the whole situation. At the end even when she’s wrong I’ll let her for peace to reign. So I try to manage the anger at home so it shouldn’t go out

So we went to visit my mom in the yesterday. Because of curfew we slept over. So my mom bought us mangos this morning and told us to carry.

My girlfriend then said she doesn’t like mango that if I want to eat my mango I should carry it myself. Then my mom (she is the type that always shouts at every body. The real wahala woman) told her that if she can’t carry the mango then she should just put it on my head for me to carry na (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na).

That was the only thing my mom said. Then she sparked. Started shouting at my mom. That she should stop talking to her like that, that she doesn’t like it. In fact she’s going home. So she carried her bag and started going home. Every one in the compound started saying it’s ok (Na dat thing why dem tell u Dey make u Dey vex so) she was still shouting. I was even try to calm her down but no way. She was still shouting. Even my sister who had never seen her angry before became angry (na so you b? She said). I was really disappointed In her

The issue is what even made me angry is how she reacted. If she didn’t like what my mom said made her angry. At least she should have waited till we got home (this was the first time we were both sleeping over) then she would tell me. Or she could have called my sister and told her what my mom said. After all the fracas, she went inside the room till we left. I just told everybody to just leave her.

So when we got home I told her what she did was wrong that she shouldn’t have reacted like that. Na there war start. She started yelling and shouting at me that if my mom talks to everyone like that she won’t take it (my plan was to tell her that she should apologize to her. Because my mom already apologized that she won’t talk to her again like that. Which I know she will o . So we can just forget about the issue. But she never accepts she’s wrong ) She said I took her to my village to intimidate her in front of my family people, I was really angry and called her uncle and told him what happened. He said there was nothing wrong with what my mom told her (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na) and that he would talk to her .

I even scolded my mom before I left that I didn’t like what she said what she did that’s she was just causing issue. My girlfriend said when my mom said the word (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na) that I should have immediately rebuked my mom. But me sef no see anything wrong with what my mom said( If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na)

I just Dey follow her uncle advise and leave her be until she calms down and I talk to her

So my people what’s offensive in this word? If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na)

But this her attitude don tire me. Break up is not on the card for me at least not yet. She always thinks that they are other guys out there because she has a lot of toasters but I know they can’t do quarter of what I’m doing for her. In this modern time it’s difficult to see a guy who will allow his girlfriend stay with him thereby losing his freedom to do certain things. A guy who doesn’t cheat, a guy who takes care of her does everything for her .

I just think the things she went through in her family is affecting her physiological. And sometimes when I think about leaving her I feel pity because she can’t go back to her parents house.

OP you are very stupid for disgracing yourself on this platform.

You mean that stupid girl you called your girlfriend shouted at your mum and your didn't give her 4 by 4 slaps or beat Devil commot for her head?

And you even quarreled your mum because of the witch? You have no sense guy and if you marry her, OYO is your case and trust me, the day you marry her, keep some cash for your burial also. Nonsense post that don't even deserves answers.

Lastly, you too mumu

niyiforeal:
burna boy was a fugitive in the USA before if you know you know

meanwhile https://www.nairaland.com/5640707/football-manager-2020-football-manager

Keep misusing the sentence 'If you know you know.'

I can't fit read this

Akanoaaa:
I don't just click on any link. And I repeat it, you will work tirelessly if you want to hack my Facebook account.

Even though you click link, that 2 authenticator won't allow a direct login to you acct.. I dey use am too

crackland:
I don't know which of you two women is more silly.

Is it the witch who poured hot water on a baby, or a grown-up you who feels entitled to getting fed in a house you're squatting in.

Her own level of fvckery is definitely higher than yours though, that much is certain.

You make no sense guy.. Do you know how people are suffering in Nigeria? What if there is no money to rent an apartment? What if she had tried working to get one but all to no avail? What is she might be doing petty jobs and had plans of leaving but had to stay with her dad till the money is comes?

People they suffer guy so you don't just blame her of staying with her dad or do you expect her to go stay under the bridge with her children?

desiredhome:
Shine your eyes and stop the deceit....... deeper life members are all over the place and have higher number of poor people around........

Using church edifice to determine your claim means you know nothing about the Church of God

How does church of God relates to what I just posted Mr? I bet you don't have up to 20k in your acct now and you are saying deeper life members are poor.

You are a proud liar if you can't prove it.. If people in the church where this poor, they would have realized this and move away from the church for looting them dry but no, deeper life still remains the church with the 3rd largest single congregation in the world.

As people leave, the more people comes so stop saying trash about what you don't know.

boom99:
I dey vex. una way go university understand say deeperlifers do well both in school and in the labour market. If we are not materialistic doesnot mean we dont have cash

Eh surprise me for their comment.. Deeper life member here for owerri no poor.. In fact, the only 2 poor people in my district are those that recently left their church to our..

Because, for a church to build such edifice they should know that, Deeper life members no near poverty

CallMeDrino:
I'm in your shoes.

Especially if you are using Naija AdSense

Earning from AdSense has nothing to do with Naija or not sir

Roon9:
One hit Wonder

No bro.. He has one song that has up to 90 million views on YouTube..

Maxxim:
What is dis one saying

He is saying the truth.. Red go roast burna shitty boy..

Kingosytex:
Sorry I was a bit rude, that's not my usual self.

No need telling that foolish girl sorry.. She is really stupid for such statement

Deeper life.. Live From F.B

Offpoint:
I don't have anything reasonable to say right now, maybe later.


As a graphic designer, I Dedicate this to lala

I really love those design mehn..

SenecaTheYonger:
Those guys that were extorted, do you have their contact?

No bro

BeerParlour:
What is ibo?

Why can't you call it weed or other name it is?
You claimed to come from Imo State but call weed/marijuana ibo.

Most of the people call guff

Mumu

You are the mumu here..

I used Ibo and not Igbo ...

adebayo201:
Yesterday's 13th, today's 14th while tomorrow is 15th.

Yeah.. Mistake

It all started yesterday, 14th or March when I was heading to a burial at around 11am.

My longtime class mate's Mom died, so I really needed to attend that burial since it was over 8 years since I saw him back in Abuja and now I am in IMO State, and since they are coming to IMO State for their Mom's burial, I deemed it necessary to attend that burial.

Besides, we were family friends aside being in same sec. school.

I alighted at fire service in owerri, and decided trekking to the burial which is not far from the road when a SARS officer called me and was like I should give him my phone.

I wanted hesitating but while he was talking, I noticed that he just finished smoking ibo with one of those strong drinks, so I didn't want trouble or what might lead to another, I had to give him the phone.

He started checking my phone;

*He checked all my pictures from a—z but couldn't find anything.

He went to hangout and checked it but it wasn't even activated

He asked me what so many gmails were doing in my phone? That if I know the implications of many gmail in my phone, I will decide to settle with him there.

I was like WTF? Gmails? I use them in case of any online registration but he said I am "A YAHOO BOY."

I told him to to check all gmails and see if there was any yahoo message or any message that would indict me, he refused and asked me to follow him to the station.

The station was very closed by.

There he took me and handed me to some SARS officers there and was like 'This is is one of them"

There, I met other 21 innocent guys too then I knew my case was about to start.

They gave my phone to an officer who checked phones to know if guys are doing "Yahoo or Not" and when he checked my phone, he was like what is google translator doing in my phone? That I am a suspect. Just like that?

I was like sir, check those google translator and if you see any sentence that relate to yahoo, you can arrest me, he said so far I had "Google Translator" in my phone, I am a suspect..

I told them that I was attending a burial before I was called, that even if the want to hold the phone till I come back, they should cause I can't miss this, they told me to shutup.

I tried explaining to an elderly police man, what I got was a slap from him, shouting that I am a suspect, I am foolish, this and that.

I was with other innocent guys there for over 4-5 hours before my phone was pickup to be checked again.

I called them innocent because I was there when their phones where equally checked and upon finding nothing on their phones, they still arrested and wanted putting them in cell. 4 of them had to bail themselves for 24k each.

I wanted attending a burial around 11am and now, this is 4:20pm I was still with them.

My phone was recheck maybe after seeing that I ain't giving them nothing or any sort of money, they gave it back to me and allowed me to go..

I was thinking of suing them most especially the elderly man for slapping me just because I was trying to explain things to him

This stuff just made me hated Nigeria more and more.

The Police Station in Owerri, behind Fire service is a total mess.

The police/sars there are armed robbers and thieves, please, this should be checkmated.

I believe they always give them target and commission for bring guys.

They get paid if any of the guys bails themselves.

They extort illegally!!!

mancheeutd:
I love this thread I learnt a lot cos I love history the part I don't like is the insult some of want to learn new things so pls avoid insults

Hmmm Oba of Benin I think it will be difficult to dethrone him simply because the council won't allow that to happen to protect their heritage and culture.

The Govt will remove easily him if he wishes too.

Jafaar:
am into showbiz business,Wizkid charges 36 million naira for a show in nigeria

Keep talking trash ogah

raylyz:
This guy is not an upcoming artiste, stating his networth is around 300 million naira is still an understatement
This guy bagged series of endorsement alongside shows and concert that earn him more

300 million that wizkid don't even have in his account..

Stop saying what you don't know

Jonathan39:
Since I was born, I have never come across any Igbo Muslim. Fact

Even me

Ebenezar2020:
There are 40% Muslims in the South East. I've got Igbo Muslim friends from Anambra and Imo and most especially Ebonyi that contains about 60% Muslims in that small state.
Islam is also a major religion in the Eastern region but they are being marginalized by the terrorist sect the Ipob insurgents and the Igbo Catholics

You wish the Muslims here are up to 2 percent? Stop your day dreaming boy

'If u give me your love baby i no go choko
Turn around make i comot sumtin for ur back oh(sumtin for ur back oh)
And i the, like the way u dey enter the motor.
I don choko oh'

With this, Tekno should top the list

Toks2008:
Scripted...anything to trend.

I wonder why people didn't see this as staged shit..

Thanks bro for redeeming my thought

Waytolife:
Pls I have a question, am not trying to be rude but just inquisitive, if I decide not to join in prostrating, what will happen? Will i be arrested or cursed?

Absolutely nothing.. If I where there, I won't dare kneel

Bought mine from shop rite... 20k mAH for 10500

CalciumB3:
We know op..

Where the husband?

She literally married to a ghost

darlenese:
she is pregnant . dont ask me how I knew .

Yes she is

fineboynl:
.

They did not increase the Data..

Just that, you have used that Sim card for more than 3 months.. Get a new Sim

Not easy at all