₦airaland Forum

Independence day for Spain, Germany and China?

Who did they get independent from?
Who colonized them?

Taylor92:
Hope say I no follow for that failed citizen


Watch your mouth

FreeStuffsNG:
Barcelona announce profit of €304m for 2022/23 season



https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/09/barcelona-announce-profit-of-304-million-euros-for-2022-23-season/

Broke club.

Smithwilliams826:
If I have a problem with him, I would have asked. Or you wan beat me?

Yes,I want beat you.
Comot come enter ring.

ecolime:
Who wan marry problem?

They are mostly filled with bitterness and emotional baggage from previous relationships.

You go train pikin wey no be your own with your hard earned money and both mama and pikin go still see you as outsider.

You go even dey fear to correct the pikin.

My advise: Single mothers and single fathers should marry themselves. Each after his or her kind.. lol

The last paragraph though!
It sounds like Noah's ark entry qualification........... Each, according to it's kind.

Cocolatti:
This man should know that this is not "small" Ebonyi where he was Emperor for eight years. Umahi need to understand that he is no longer an "Executive Governor" but a Minister who's under a President,

So what does that mean now?

seunmsg:
He can't even sack the most junior worker in the ministry. You guys really need to learn about federal public service before coming with some of theses very ignorant and embarrassing comment.

okoroemeka:
how can you come to work by 22 pm and say Abuja is not ebonyi?are you happy that these civil servants are not discipled and unptoductive?will the minister come to work by 9 30 and none of his workers are around?do you then expect him to clap for them ,I will never apologise to them

Even me,I won't apologize.
We fit settle the quanta but apology no go follow at all at all

Smithwilliams826:
Who is Dave Umahi?

Hon. Minister of Works in the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Immediate past governor of Ebonyi state.

A disciplinarian and a hardworking man.

Do you have any problem with that or with him?

bennybuhari:
What effrontery Umahi is a Coward

bennybuhari:
What effrontery Umahi is a Coward

rajiedreez:
All of una dey see wetin our parents,, brothers, sisters, uncles and aunties dey do for government office. Later we'll all be complaining about the same government where they failed to do their jobs diligently

This one follow tire me..ooo aswerr.
How can a civil servant that is not on shift duty come to work by 1pm?

optimusprime2:
For Me, I drive a Ronu Electric vehicle, no need to buy fuel or calculate MPG- it was directly sent from Chicago.

Once you charge it, you can drive from Lagos to Niger republic non-stop.

Abeg, why suffer fuel wahala when Ronu EV's are free? Abeg Make una try collect una Ronu E.V o, The Chicago distribution branch go soon close.

Chicago again?
Make I no talk
🤣🤣🤣

As we protested in 2012,so shall we protest in 2023.
A better and a prosperous Nigeria must be achieved.

Solidarityyyyyyyyy Forever!!

Aluta Continua...........

Zupay:
Paying less that £350 as tuition fees for the facilities obtainable in ABU and facilities obtainable in the UK, a foreign student would pay about £18,000 as tuition fees....they are world apart.

But you were drawing comparison with the fee to justify the fee increament in ABU.

Realist777:
There was this time we were locked outside our room for using two hot plates simultaneously. As the leader in the room, I decided to go speak with the hostel administrative head. ( ABU lecturers respect leadership eh)
On getting to his office, he sat me down and started telling me how much the school pays for electricity monthly and how the bill was growing crazily as a result of the excessive use of hot plate. He said at time they did pay more than N100 million in a month, then I realized that running a university is not a child's play

So other presidents that run the universities successfully without creating unnecessary financial burden on the poor masses weren't humans?
Must BAT make fee increament his pet project?

Zupay:
Truth is that N409, 625 for fees is not much for a PhD program. Me whey go Kenya go do another 3 years bachelors degree, I was hustling and paying an equivalent of $540 per trimester as at 2017 and we had 3 trimesters in a year.......My UK one year Masters no be £13,700 I pay?

So the facilities you enjoy in UK university are also there in ABU?

Wetin your troops bin even dey fine for person sovereign nation in the first place?

jideflash:
https://nairametrics.com/2023/09/24/fg-awards-lagos-calabar-coastal-highway-to-hitech/

So the road that will start in Lagos and connect various points in northern Nigeria via Ikom-Ogoja is now Coastal Road?
So nothern Nigeria is now Coastal area?
Umahi and your Oga,be careful!!

Chinjo2:
https://dailytrust.com/breaking-fire-outbreak-at-supreme-court/


There was pandemonium at the Supreme Court this morning owing to a mysterious fire that forced a 7-man panel of Justices headed by the Chief Justice of Nigeria, CJN, Justice Dahiru Musdapher, to scamper for safety.

The apex court was on the verge of concluding hearing on a suit involving First Bank of Nigeria, when a Senior Advocate of Nigeria, Chief Amechi Nwaiwu, SAN, spotted the uncanny fire that was gradually engulfing the left wing of the court.

The development occasioned palpable panic in the court room which was full to capacity with over fifteen SANs in attendance due to some political matters slated for hearing today.

On sensing that the fire was becoming menacing, the CJN ordered a stand down of the case, as the seven justices hurriedly retired to their chambers, with SANs and other court users scampering for safety through the double exit points in the court.

It took the effort of lawyers and court officials to curtail the situation, though its remote cause has remained a mystery.

Blaming it on the electrical wiring system in the court, a clerk who spoke to Vanguard decried that occasional spark of flames during proceeding has been a recurring decimals at the apex court since last year.

The court abruptly rose around 11:55 am due to the ugly incident and reconvened around 12:20 pm.

Those in court included Chief Wole Olanipekun, SAN, the national President of the Nigerian Bar Association, NBA, Chief J.B Daudu, SAN, Dr Alex Iziyon, SAN, Chief Lateef Fagbemi, SAN, Onyechi Ikpeazu, SAN, Yusuf Ali, SAN, among others.

Source: Nigeria Vanguard

Una say who be our current CJN again ni?

bisqit:
nose pins gives me erection

Are you serious?

Well,every aboki with im kettle sharrr

ahnie:
New look as how?

Based on the description of your post.

You said no to tattoo,no to nose piercing and that you used to wear angle chain before but now the practice is totally abolished.

Now you can only wear waist beads .
So in other words,I was saying now that you don't wear the rest of the things anymore apart from waist beads that I like it.
It further means nose ring, angle chain and tattoos are a big No No for me but a big Yes to wasit beads.

ahnie:
Nose rings, tattoos total No-No,but waist beads I cannot do without them.

Ankle chains ...used to,but now totally abolished.

I like your new look now

Waist bead is bae to me,but you see that nose ring?
Expecially the type in the first picture,lie lie you cannot enter my house with it.
It irritates me.

etrange:
Nairaland people... isn't that what fish is for? What else were you expecting him to do with the fish? Marry it? Lmao.

Beremx:
Not even one but four? What kind of wickedness is that?
Please they should allow him enjoy his reward in peace. Imagine using women as a reward for honesty.

Backward mentality

Bossladyy:
Tinubu, open that stuff small make we see na 😁😁😏

Who made this kind cartoon?
I have been laughing all day since I first saw this in another platform this morning.

We diee here!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bmaster:
hard work Kee you there my brother.
We need people that will work smart not hard

Rodimi20000000:
Certificate is just a piece of paper. It’s best to judge the president by his hard work

Can you say this same thing when an ordinary Nigerian hide his certificate but ask to be given a federal job or to retain already gotten federal job simply because he/she is hardworking?

Angela Effiong used to ring our school bell right from when we were in primary school to secondary school,that means she deserves a national award and global recognition for bell ringing.

Shebi una talk say ringing of ordinary bell is now an achievement?

Domaining101:
I no know who do Africa this thing, this curse is too strong...you sure sey no be land wey God tell Abraham make e commot from we dey so? Imagine what the president of the acclaimed giant of Africa and his supporters dey use brag, ringing Nasdaq bell, heiii God!!! What leaders of developed countries go see as insult, na him our leaders for here dey celebrate... Imagine calling xi jinping from china to leave Beijing, just to come and ring bell in New York.

Chai,dis comment over funny me aswerr

Mccullum:
If the president allow it PMS price to flow with dollars rate, the price of fuel will be increased again by the marketers, he's capping it, you're still complaining, governance is not a tea party.

I am surprised you Tinubu supporters could be so indecisive like this.

So when you people were busy applauding him for hurriedly removing subsidy without any risk mitigation plan, you didn't realize what you are just typing now?
Same you that applauded subsidy removal few months ago, it's the same you that is now applauding the return to subsidy regime.
Indeed,this is what we called policy summersault!