₦airaland Forum

CandyOps:
Nah bro she's not in love. She's hoping you have the balls to make a move and shift her pants.

Next time, ask her to come sit on your laps you wanna ask her a question. Then if she does... Ask her the last time she kissed. Say that while licking your lips slowly.. move your face closer to hers and see if she is receptive.

If she lets you kiss her make your move..

P.s Use protection and don't let your guys know about this because - you remember that guy wey army flog for being a bestie to his babe? Yes that's why.

Sometimes babes just want to chop and clean mouth too. Some guys don't seem to get that

Weyrey ni bobo yi

[quote author=FERNANDEZISBACK post=110476032][/quote]He just raised one of the points and you didn't even get it LMAO!

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Baby boy bring your point or slide off..

You'd be too daft to understand! You lick the West as!$ every chance you get.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Slide off..

Gladly! No point arguing with someone who knows nothing.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
He is fighting for nonsense..pure nonsense..
Just like nkorea planning to invade skorea.. nonsense

Jon snow! You know nothing!

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Let's see how it goes for Russia..
Very violent and sick dictator who's bent on destroying the world..

Was this not how Adolf started his nonsense.. something similar..
Modified:who are the buzzos saying Russia is fighting for a reason..what nonsense old territory is he fighting to get back..


Putin is an abject failure as “president” of Russia. In reality he’s a dictator who frankly has utterly failed to deliver. [/b]Russia’s economy sucks, their government is ruled by a criminal junta under Putin’s command, and Putin owes much to the petrochemical oligarchs who, in reality, control the economy.[b]

Russia has continued to slip more and more under Putin every year. Putin NEEDS a win. His control demands respect, and he’s getting less of that every year in Russia. Putin thinks if he can rebrand himself as some sort of “Russia builder” that he can improve his image. That’s about it. Russia doesn’t NEED Ukraine, it’s all about his image...
He's just being scared of NATO..he does not want a future NATO country on his border..very weird guy..
To all his babyish nairaland supporters..will you prefer to be ruled by Putin or Biden..or do you prefer Russia to USA if you get the chance?

Says someone who doesn't live in Russia.

What a Arrow!

aycorporat:
Devil hand (Devil's hand)
Do you hear me?

The teacher should even work more on his or her tenses.

Teachers these days are really not it. Showed the best teacher around my hood a simple maths I saw on twitter that only needed the correct application of Bodmas to get it right, I swear the guy flunked it.

Now I'm wondering what the students he teaches actually know.

Nilx:
I’m sorry I couldn’t deduce any meaningful insight into whatever you just stated up their, mr op.


You guys must be either paid well for this pr or superficially stupid.


Anyways, have a nice day!

Well they are paid! Not necessarily well though.

kollinzgee:
We need two more groups like ipob but your tribesmen are too weak truth is bitter.

Being a rebel doesn't necessariky translate to being a Block head like Ipobs.

illicit:
Omo

Babe u set o

Hot dog!

EXOUSIAng:
Who sold tucanos to Nigeria.
They sent 4 bombers and that is enough evidence of all they have in their arsenal?
You are a very intelligent man

The joke flew past your head.

Senomii:
Buying land in nigeria costs a fortune than buying abroad
Make she pipe down abeg
Still I no understand y lands for naija cost like mad, when I fit buy an acre of land in some parts of california for less than $50k

City is different from country. Go and buy land in beverly Hills na make we see. But you can get cheap land in some parts of North Carolina and co.

YinkaOlusesi16:
The Russian millitary force are not capable of threatening the U.S, and no country in the world are capable of threatening the U.S cus the israeli got their back.

Lmao! Man said Isreal �

Meteng:
Same thing used to happen in my house. Only constant prayers and visitations from my pastor for prayers ended it. It is normal to give useless advice on things like this until it happens to you

Having a CCTV installed is not a useless idea. It is a logical one but I guess logic is not part of your religion.

1Alex:
are you trying to correct my English or you mean she doesn't look like this presently?

Oya show us her current picture

All these filtered pictures.

SmartPolician:
Vladimir Putin invests a lot of resources in their military; the same resources he ought to use for promoting economic prosperity. From Prime Minister to President, he doesn't want to leave the corridors of power.

Communism is no longer fashionable in today's world because humans will always demand freedoms and economic prosperity. Much as it appears that Russians like Putin, I strongly believe that the day the former Soviet superpower will have a new leader will truly mark the end of the cold war between the US and Russia.

Putin should not drag over 146 million people into a stupid war he could have avoided. It's easy to start a war but nobody knows how and when it will end. You are dealing with NATO here, not just the Americans. Common sense, not ego, should prevail.

"We realize NATO resources and Russia are incomparable. We understand that, no problem. But we also realize we are one of the leading nuclear countries and in terms of modern components are ahead of many. If Ukraine joins NATO, they won't have time to activate article 5. There will be no winners!"

- Lord Vlamir Putin 2022.


Putin doesn't expect to win, he just knows he won't be the only loser.

The boy has been made an orphan at such a young age and now he'll know what being in a cruel world means. I still don't see Why they are thanking God though. Man just sits up there and observe without really lifting a finger to change anything but small thing, small minds will still thank him.

Shedrack777:
ma hear say e reduce traffic? no be for naija we dey again

It will. Abule egba was mad some years ago until Ambode did the bridge and traffic has been greatly reduced ever since.

Escabado:
I have dated girls between the age of 21 to 25 and ladies between the age of 27 to 35.

What I can tell you now is that is very pleasurable to date a young girl not more than 24 years. Even in bed there body is so appealing and you can try to control her especially the ones that Like u,let me not say Love.

Now dating Ladies in there 27 to 35 years is different ball game , there body has changed to d worst. Even when there are naked is no more appealing to the eyes like the younger girl.
No wonder there say age is the greatest enemy of a woman.

This is not to shame any woman but I'm speaking reality.is better for a woman to get old in her husband's house

Forget all these they say is better to date a matured woman. The major thing that brings a typical Nigerian man close to a woman is her body.if that body is not fresh and young, my brother you will never be happy.

Mind you.by Gods grace I have made money and God has blessed me. I'm not dating any woman to give me any connection or for her money. If not for sex what should a well to do man need a girl for .

cos i can see some goldiging men who date a woman cos they want her money commenting under my post. Sorry bros I don't date for money

Guys share ur experience dating younger and older Ladies.

Op I'm sorry but you no too get sense.

Which mod even brought this nonsense to fp.

silverlinen:
And tell me what that is, if it ain't bullying and threats?
Seems you don't really know what you're saying after all.

You can't bully NATO. Do You know what NATO is? The entire Europe+USA is telling Russia not to invade and ome country is telling them all if they do sh!!t, he's gonna start WWIII. Russia and Ukraine wahala is Crimea and NATO not accepting Ukraine.

If You don't understand this issue, then pls keep looking but pls don't ever call Putin a bully.

silverlinen:
This putin no go allow Ukraine rest
Na to dey bully the innocent small country nai dey sabi.
But since it's european problem and also a show of power strategy,then they should sort it out themselves

You have no idea what you are talking about. Putin is telling USA and all of Europe not to admit Ukraine into NATO or he will bomb them before they can even open their eyes.

Putin is everything but a bully.

walozanga:
Lol... How u take know the name of that site ?

I be comrade too na.

Revolution2022:
All this gym instructors dey get free pink-hole from their female clients.As them dey do exercise together do he go dey touch her ass,waist,hips,bress.from behind.From there him prick go stand and dey rub her butts with tight leggings.Before you know it she go begin dey hor.ny.Before you know it gym instructor don pull her leggings and remove him big dickk shook inside her wet pink-hole.
Guys,no let your wife or babe go register for gym.Make she dey do walkout.

You watch too many xvideos.

3 things you can do.

1. Seek professional help and it may or may not work out for you.

2. Seek spiritual help.

3. Find a body of water like a bath tub but make sure you are alone then think of all thr moments yoir life took a turn for worse, the death of your mum and all the pain you feel in your heart towards yourself and the world, then let it out anyway you know how. Cry, shout, whatever.

One of the three should help you.

crossfm:
Hehehe, you really cracked me up.

That thing is killing our youth, especially in rural and semi rural areas.

BKayy:
Thank you

See what tribalism has reduced you all to. It is absolutely disgusting that you both share the same nationality. How can the country move forward then.

You all deserve the leaders you get.

crossfm:
This is very tragic.

The get rich syndrome, without having any useful thing doing will be the bane of this country.

Technical schools and vocational centres should be open in most places by the government. Opening of new universities should be stopped and priorities given to technical and vocational schools.

I mean standard schools and if possible grants or loans with a flexible repayable plans given to graduand's of such institutions.

And for the Senate to pass a bill stopping virtual reality games in all betting shop across the country.

Petersamuel8:
Ops that na there football age, how can old man Ramos be 35?

What are you on about? We all saw Ramos at 18.

12.5kg gas cylinder for sale @15k

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BuddhaPalm:
Google: Jimoh Obabu Salau

From 2012: https://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/06/s-h-o-c-k-i-n-g-how-female-student-was-killed-by-a-cannibal/

Seen.

waterbrown24:
jimoh obasu the yoriba cannibal from the headquaters of rituals in west africa...


Jimoh Obabu Salau probably was born and grew up like most other Nigerian men of his age and generation. Unlike his contemporaries, however by the time Jimoh had joined the army and become a fully-fledged “mad dog” as we fondly call our uniformed men and women he had evolved into something very few people could have imagined. The problem was that Jimoh liked to eat. He liked to eat human beings, their internal organs to be precise. When the army sent him to fight alongside others in the Ecomog forces in the Liberia this was a perfect opportunity for Jimoh to get a steady supply of his favourite food. Alas as with all good things he over did it and was apprehended for killing and eating innocent civilians. In the best traditions of the military, they simply shipped him back home to Nigeria and gave him the boot from the Army leaving him free to eat some more of us.
Either due to circumstances or simply because women are a pain in the azz, he killed and ate the intestines of his wife and two children in 2003; he then sold the other parts of their bodies to people. Sadly, his wife was a police officer and was missed, he was promptly traced arrested and charged for the triple homicide. He was sentenced to death and was awaiting execution at the Kaduna prison. What happened next is not too clear but it seems it was decided by some “powerful people” that he was useful so he was PARDONED. And set free to eat some more of us.
Having learnt his lesson, that eating people that can be missed is not the brightest idea Jimoh relocated to Ogun state, in the southwest and eventually became an okada rider who chose a route that enabled him to take passengers to a motor park whilst passing through a bushy area. This was perfect for him, as he made sure that he had plenty of “meat” to eat and sell. Once again, luck ran out on him as some farmers saw him as he was killing a young 22-year-old student (Miss Idowu Aliyu) who he was taking to the motor park to catch a vehicle back to school. The farmers quickly rounded him up and called the cops. Sadly, the girl was dead. Jimoh is still being held by the police and has not yet been charged to court for this latest death.
The police believe that he has not been working alone and I agree. How many of you would like to bet that Jimoh would again be pardoned and freed to eat even more of us?

Why's there no hits on that name on Google? Post verifiable news na.

Cokahot:
Highest 25- 30m. The OP na thief,ole, no be say na brand new or dem still dey produce this kind body again for factory, na tokunbo,dem don drive am taya. Useless tokunbor Car.

Dude that's a 2018 supercharged not 2015 hse o. While 70m is a bit of a stretch, that car isn't less than 45m