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Peng12345:
He didn't commit suicide but was killed

The question is, did he die? Did he die after committing suicide? Did he die after he was killed?

jesvic91:
See the idiot on the first comment!
If any lady try this with me ehn?
I will beat the living daylight outta her


I'm an African not some sissy dude

No mind dem. Dem want to copy wetin white people dey do.

AstroG1:
OP,Na you open thread,na you first comment. And you think u will make heaven



If you ever been grabbed by the balls by a woman,then you know that the Slogan "Don't Hit Women,don't exist'"

ABSOLUTELY!!!!!!

Rednaxelot:
Bring Back Our Children

Please don't remind Buhari of Leah. He promised heaven and earth to bring her back, but up till this moment; nothing has happened only empty promises as always.

king406:
Will they also upgrade the engine and transmission

If the need arises!!!!

Shibaraba:
Break failure na one of the disadvantages of driving a car. E dey happen anytime even amidst regular checks. E pain me say the driver was just unlucky to kill the kids. Kids that shouldn't be selling by the roadside in the first place. May their soul rest in peace. My problem is why burn the car? As burnt offering? Or it will resurrect the dead? I just tire for my country people.

During my hustling days In Ibadan I managed to buy one Toyota Orobo. Master brake had issues I repaired instead of replace. The day wey ogun for kee na the day wey the brake fail. On top molete bridge I was going to beere. Match brake na fuuushhaaaa I hear. I begin to shibaraba santaribobo in tongues even though I know say the prayer no fit answer. Because na olosho I dey carry go drop for house and I no give her chingbain. I give her solid lamba with intention say as I drop I go zoom off. Brake fail I started thinking fast. Beere road is everyly busy. If I keep on people go die. One solid canal dey there. I been wan try James Bond jump out of motor after steering the car towards the canal. As I dey think am I see one very sweet god sent Micra dey drive out from nowhere. I no think am twice..... Skrrrrrree gbosaaaaa. I hit the car men. For my mind I was like we go settle am. Nobody die. The man came down. Me see come down but as sharp man I Don lie down dey beg already. E joor sir. E joor sir. The man anywhere he dey God go bless am. His micra had iron guiding for back. He just looked at his boot saw the little damage. Turned to me and said, "Now you're a man", and drove away.

I was shook visibly. Enter motor start am e start. Thank god. Match brake e work. Match am again e work. Olosho was nowhere to be found. I just turned around,drove home, parked by the road and put big pangolo on the car. Wetin I buy no go kill me.

Bottom line... 1.Check your car regularly.
2.If anything needs to be bought to fix the car buy.
3.If eventually brake fail find inanimate object ram and pray for the best.
4. No carry Ibadan olosho. If you carry pay her well.

How would one know? Do Ibadan oloshos have peculiar features that one can look out for?

johnad3:
na wizkid turn her like that nah

Ok oo

She looks haggard and her eyes are sullen. Hope all is well with her.

If I can kiss a full caste woman, why should I need a manual to kiss a half caste?

Wow, look at them. They all look like human locomotives.

Just forgive and move on with your life. Better days ahead. As it is now, you're only dwelling in your yesterday and neglecting your beautiful tomorrow.

[quote author=Smartchoiice post=83451942][/quote]Abi?

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Smartchoiice:
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Is that meat kpomo?

Fountainofyouth:
Not only when married, there are some sperm that can make you increase in the right places, those men are to die for, the ones that drain the life out of you are bad omen, those type of men should be avoided like plague.

How do you identify such men, the men with plus and those with minus?

If girls dress like this, there won't be any problems. Because there's nothing attractive here.

A day shall come when the seven days of the week will be declared public holidays. That's when manna will begin to fall from heaven for everyone to eat.

gbefun40:
That arena reminds me of pastor Wilson,Hope after the exercise dem no go start watin I suspect.

Somebody is busy thinking of how to make money, and you're here busy suspecting what might or might not happen in somebody's home. No wonder the poverty level is increasing by the day.

Comradebest1:
The only thing I see here is a father and daughter

That's how it's supposed to be. Not like a master and a house maid.

FamousMonk:
Come to Spain..
I'd make sure I fúck this man's wife ..

Are You wishing that somebody does same to your wife? That's if you're married or intend to get married.

Ayodaygee:
The E series are great.

But if the pocket modest...like me , then you can do no wrong with the C240.

I like the E series. Price range please.

Ayodaygee:
If you drove the Avensis which is not as big as the Camry, then you can tilt towards the C class or E class.

C240.....give it a try. C320...if you love to speed

Yes, I would prefer the C320. But is it E320 or C320? How's the maintenance cost?

Could this be the new Spiderman?

Offpoint:
Only love knowledge are stored in the heart, the rest are stored in the head

I like your style.

Offpoint:
The beautiful thing here is: after I log out of nairaland I'll forget all of them, before I finish this comment I've forgotten 70 of it.

That's because you're using head knowledge instead of heart knowledge.

CalabarPikin:
D girls involved may be d bride winners of their respective families.... They'll do anything to meet up.......country hard

They could be the GROOM winners of the family.

kayusely70:
He has a Master's Degree in Military Strategies.

And Ragtag boko haram still giving him headache.

gypsey:
I noticed that shit, who da hell wants a Short, flat chested Empty skull Big Bottomed creature for a Girlfriend?

Softly Softly, bro. No kill her market abeg.

Today is 56th posthumous birthday, tomorrow will be 9th Year Anniversary after his death. RIP to the legend.

I hope they're not giving this dog a bad name just to hang it.