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[quote author=The_Matrix]OMG!!! Did you just say this? Abegi make we hear word. Internet ninja...
My advoice, juss siddon for white hart lane, else by the time Go-slow + Nepa + Mosquito + fuel scarcity + super eagles go Bleep you up, you go regret wetin make you show face. No worries, when 150 million nigerians ready, we go all yu for phone...AKPAMU [/quote]which fone?d guy dey niger republic and na only satellite fone u fit contact am 4 d refugee camp wey e dey

pDude: sexkillz thunder fire you. You are a f00l. Onyezuzu nwato.

Come and finish this your story jor. Idi0t

robbers don attack am again collect d oda fone and laptop nah

[quote author=c.fours]do hot sexy women get dumped?

of course. I would dump a rich guy if I meet another guy who is richer.
just as a guy would dump a hot girl for another one who is hotter.[/quote]gbam!tell dem!!

Wislet: the crazy guy has come out again.
Hope ur sister is one of the gold digging lot?

take am jeje nah,e neva reach dat threshold

[quote author=kandiikane]@the person saying canine style. I wonder how she will be able to do that when it seems like anything less than 12inch will be too short to enter her rear.

The effort sef.

Doesn't look nice but whatever floats her boat. I'm sure she could have done it by a proffessional cosmetic surgeon for that amount.

@the MOD, this should be in fashion.[/quote yeah u realy nid an os-peniz 2 gt thru those rags

nakedall: only the toto no dey gri wet on time.

hence na so d thing go weaken condom and if grass dey d toto e go just condemn d condom.i lyk dem orobo jo bt no b dat kind hilux wey u go dey chuck laps thing say na toto u don enta

sessydoo: Well i dont think there is any1 that leaves in lagos that hasnt had armed robbery exp. personally i can count like 5 to 7 but thank God for his mercies. However there was a particular one dat makes me laff anytime i rember. i was driving towards ikeja (under d bridge) and bc there was a litle trafic d bad boys took over, we started hearing gun shots and evrybody dat was lucky to escape left his/her car on d main road and we all ran for our dear lives. i didnt come out of my hiding place until about 20 mins later. By this time d robbers had disappeared into d thin air and my car was causing serious traffic, pple gathered arnd d car looking for d owner bt they couldnt push it bc it was automatic. Immediately i moved near d car, one guy just shouted "look at d owner....he has finally come" on hearing dat i started running again and they had to pursue me shouting at d top of their voices that they are not armed robbers oooo, d robbers hav gone, pls come and remove ur car so that pple can go....it was at this point i stopped. i always laff at mysef anytime i rember dat scene though not funny then

hahaha!go buy andrew liver salt

olsmade: Yesso- fvcking bastards - snatched my bro's discussion continues on xmas eve arnd joju.

just curious,is it d real sango ota i hav had of or just a nickname 4 a bad spot?

Ikemsinachi: me self, i dey vex for dis a.b.u. Y no mbbs?? Al d fedral uni r admitin..Bleep up?

it myt b rectified b4 d end of d 2nd semestar

khattab008: Unilorin is actually my second choice i choose A.B.U as my first choice d post ume is over 100..THANKS

man 4get abu joor.gudluck with ilorin

Goldenboy2190: I choose abu as my 1st and 2nd choice and I am from kaduna North

k,wish u luck in d putme

michelin89: I think she's not proportional. Her legs are too skinny for such hips and arse.

c ur mawt na legs we dey chow?

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Initially, i thought it was routine check. The door was open for almost 40 seconds before a man speaking with an hausa accent barged in with a very sharp cutlass, screaming at the top of his voice: EVERYBODY COME DOWN, EVERYBODY COME DOWN". He turned to me, "give me money, give me anything" i surrendered my phone. My second phone was on my lap when he barged in, and fell off when i stood up. By then, there was pandemonium in a bus of about 50 passengers. . .
I made to run towards the front, but the robber dragged me back, and stretched his hand. I put my hands into my pockets and emptied the money in them into his hands, and he ordered me to go down. . . I hurriedly obeyed. I was in shock, but i wasn't in panic. . . [/color]

hausa again.?abi na bh attack una

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Relax na. . . Na phone i dey use type, and i just dey remember things wen i don dey try forget. . . [/color]

biko continud nah.d suspense is geting lengthy.dem collect ur lappy this one wey u dey use phone type

ROSYL: Rich guys ke! if your personality stinks, u can't speak basic English such as; I love you (I loves you), they know (they knows),FORGET IT. Infact one has been on my neck for years now,GOSH!I can't even stand him and his so much money and fleet of cars. It's not all about money, but the total packaging

every chic has a price tag,i guez he is yet 2 make u d ryt offer

Olalekan 0: or she left because she knew the guy was going to leave her anyways!

or betta still she left cos she met a richer dude

Dyt: wats dis?

azz contest.wanna join?

hotwax: Did u see the first picture where she was taking a shot with her phone ? It seems as if that but was celotaped there.

It doesnt fit that body jor.

engine nko..she just added som specs

alex406: real vanity,that means she is telling God that he did not create her well.

she want love-vendor ha azz na

da student: Well from,you might shout vanity till tomorrow,do you know how many girls wish the hard larger bums or boob s just so there husbands or bus won't cheat on them?

doggy style strictly but d thing go dey pump breeze lyk fart

IYA NGBALI: With heaviness of heart and gratitude to God for a l...ife short lived; we, members of the National Order of Cabalocrats and Sacred Cows of Nigeria, announce the call to glory of our loving Father, Uncle, Husband, Brother, etc, Chief Fuel Subsidy Probe Report, whose sad demise occurred recently in a fatal video accident.

Although the enemies have done their worst as your death, clearly, is no ordinary eye, we, your family, friends, and political associates, are comforted by our certainty that you have gone to rest in the bosom of the Lord and in the celestial company of other faithfully departed probe reports like the Power Sector Probe Report, the Siemens Probe Report, the Halliburton Probe Report, and the Pension Fund Probe Report .

We are further comforted by the fact that you will certainly be joined in heaven by the SEC Probe Report and the Malabu Oil Probe Report as soon as both reports are ready. We love you but God knows better. Sleep well till we meet to part no more.

Survived by:

(1)Family:
- Aso Rock (Aged Father)
-PDP National Secretariat (Grand Uncle)
- National Assembly (Uncle)

(2)Beneficiaries from demise:
- Chief Femi Otedola
- Oil cartel members too numerous to mention

(3) Soul-for-dollar politicians:
- Honourable Farouk Lawan
- Honourable Boniface Emenalo

Funeral arrangements will be announced by the family

dat was creative.as this fyt don pass our power make we kuku turn am 2 joke

Vikin: Me, after my two kids....i will go for boo.b job!

I don't care what anyone says, life iss too short and i wanna enjoy it

even with cabbage inplanted gluteals?

Vikin: look at me tryng to reduce mine that causes traffic and someone is spending 15k to increase hers

upload am biko

5yrs ago at abu samaru campus,was going off k towards north gate afta a class when suddenly there were gun shots in front of north gate and within uba bank.som bank robbers had taken ova d bank in a raid.com c how dem dey fire ammunition.i dash down sharpaly.nothing suprised me than d sight of a woman holding 2 ak47 and firing 4rm d sunroof of a v boot.d manager of daula restaurant then,an elderly cop at d bank and 2 students lost their lyfs som 4rm stray bullets.afta d robbery they took off towards shikk where a cop house was located.no policeman made any attempt 2 stop d gateaway cars.infact na afta lyk 15mins afta d robbery dem show

if u no sabi catch thief,thief go catch u

ifihearam: So where is he gonna serve

heaven after his orientation in d cemetery nah

scopusng: Beaf should emulate this man.

is beaf a papilo?

Tyche: Might accept the others but "invest better", no way.

better accept it they r gud in investing on wardrobes than us

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MediaTakeOut.com just learned that rapper Drake and his entourage got into a FIGHT . . . with CHRIS BROWN at the popular AFTER HOURS NYC nightclub WIP.

According to MULTIPLE MediaTakeOut.com snitches inside, Chris and Drake have had a DIFFICULT relationship since three years ago - when Rihanna CHEATED on Chris, with Drake. Chris has HELD A GRUDGE against Drake for years.

Well last night at WIP, we're told that Chris reportedly sent over a bottle of champagne to Drake's table, as a sort of peace offering. We're not sure WHAT happened next, but we're hearing UNCONFIRMED REPORTS that Drake sent the bottle back to Chris with a message to the effect of - "I'm f**kng the love of your life [Rihanna], deal with it.

http://cdn.mediatakeout.com/56632/breaking-news-chris-brown-and-drake-got-into-a-fist-fight-and-chris-brown-gets-his-jaw-cracked-pics-of-chris-face-busted-open.html

c how toto dey cause beef..useles thing

Goldenboy2190: Pls I score 199 and I apply for MBBS should I change my course? If yes what is the course dat I could change to?

199 qualifys u 2 write d putme bt as to making u change ur course i cant say.bt kno dat depending on ur putme aggregate u can b offered admission in2 any dept in d fac of sc.is up 2 u 2 perform exceptionaly in ur putme and wait on God.watz ur state of origin?

[quote author=Hon. SuQ Ma'DIQ]Due to d unfortunate and sustained corrupt activities dat has bedevilled our National assembly. I, Honorable suq ma'dik, do wish to inform d general public, especially nairalanders, dat i shall no longer be addressed as Honorable, but suq ma'dik only. Pending d outcome of d bribery and coruption melodrama playing out dia.
Oluwaseun Osewa and crew take note.
[/quote]u don dey fear?