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wish it were in d NA dat d incident occured.d murderers wuld hav done nigeria a great favour.2 bad if not 2 worse dat d sins of d oldman were visited on his family

this drama has rendered d motive 4 d withdrawal of fuel subsidy grossly worthless.we r in deep trouble

God!nigeria is finished!

watz d big deal?!even lucifer knows there is a God

ZUBY77: Good info for newbie drivers. My own advice is to start moving to a higher land. We still dont know what is going to happen with this floods. Dont be in the same vehicle with your family.
How can we drive without the AC which dries the windshield? That would be a suicide mission.

already u r on a suicide mission driving thru d floods.@poster great tips...in addition kip a boat in ur trunk,just kidding

bah19: Pls guys help me out I got my etarnzact pin @ uba nd I have all d infos(reciept no serial no nd confirmation no)bt I tried loggin in to abusite web with ma jamb numb nd its still saying no payemnt made invalide username........AM confused pls help out

try it again 2moro,had same problem registering 4 som pple yestaday,got d same msg but when i tried it 2day it was smooth.d reason is dat somtyms when u make payment at d bank it takes tym 4 abu 2 comfirm ur payment.@isreal u r yet 2 reply me.watz d idea?

dayo23: I rly do hop so! Coz if rly it tru then u rly bleeped up man, as an Abusite we represent positively!!!

man i wish 2 God i knew dat dude.i had ova 7 guys n ladies who stayd at my crib at area 3 during d putme,3 r now in congo and 4 r now in sams,d rest neva cald 2 say tnxs.common check my profile n date of reg wit d said individual.it doesnt add up.@isreal i am still waiting 4 u 2 prove me a thief,hw cul som1 who kept u in his house scam u knowing u kno his house.bsides u shul kno my faculty.y not com ova all this while.who realy r u cos ur profile just indicated u reg wit nl of recent.

israel111: Warning alarm! Warning alarm!! Warning alarm!!! Dis is to inform u abt dis username PKV he change is username 2 (PAKAVY) this year so as to perform is evil doing, he is a confirm fraudstar. He & his OGA YAKUBU asked me 2 paid 35k to runs my admission, wch i sent 2 both of them in (lst year) they did notin,dey only chop my money & started twsiting me........08055599325,08038882032 & 08094350834 dis nbs r is noba & is name is paul he is also 4rm kaduna state.........AS LONG AS GOD LIVETH, PAUL WEN TIMES GOES ON U WL KNW WHO I AM & WHERE I BELONG...... U WL PAY 4 DIS IN ROUNDSM. I'm solomon.

i am shockd!r u sure u know wat u r talking about.may u shuld check my profile and d said pkv profile.all d circumstances u created neva applyd 2 me.

Lexoria: imagine that?The Bunch of boffons.I pity my sister and cousins who might end up with these dimwit heads of men.It really sad.;(

Lexoria: imagine that?The Bunch of boffons.I pity my sister and cousins who might end up with these dimwit heads of men.It really sad.;(

na u sabi

sosoluv: He wasn't man enough for her

r u singing?he neva gave a damn about ur song

fuckherlord: women close to clocking 30 and above are cursed when it comes to marriage forget about your friend

married??

what is your age range

r u a lesbian?go c a shrink dear

Duke007: Tel ur g/friend dat Gettg married ain't d end of d world.dat she is 28 & u, her best friend is married makes no difference.fr ur story l can only decipher desperation in ur friend.tel her to pray 2 God 4 a gud job 4 fiance and then he can sponsor thier weddg.ur friend shd take life eazy & nt rush d poor man if he really luvs him

a matured mind has spoken.nid i say more?

swtchicgurl: i read briefly through your post and i have two things to say:

let her disregards what people say, re-unite to God and stay with the guy! (if they love each other)

be strong what ever may!

the most sensible thing luv wuld do

ibide: That the önly thing whice use to come out of this girl's who use turn the better guy's down any way tell to locate some one ex before she get cake finaly

u hav a terrible way of linking words much more linking reason.wetin u dey yarn sef?

jidewash: Let her born 4 d guy.i mean witout gettn married,just formal introduction is ok.then later after everytin is fixed ceremony.

r u dat crude?

ibide: Don't be supprise that guy may not marry her just for that two abortion that she has done if the guy realy love her he object people not spönsor their marriage is fish that ur friend have ? Can't she read between the line ?

is two abortions enough reason y u wuld throw a relationship of ova a decade when dere dudes dat marry typical low lyvz whores and stil hav a blisful nuptials?watz d guarantee dat d next lady he meets afta leaving d devil he knows aint a habitual abortionist?u dey reason with ur azz ne or brain?

Smallville4live: how do you expect her to move on just like that? That scare will be there always because she won't want to get into any relationship easily and she will think that all men are the same. But most of all, the Bible is against divorce. Luke 16:18.

all women shuld know dat we r same if u starve us of our marital food.,is just dat every1 has his threshold of endurance.@poster did d lady give him d congo anytym,anywhere anyhow he lykd it?4 crying out loud d man neva chop dat place tire am cos d marriage was not even up 2 2yrs.but d guy decend 2 low o

mrperfect: This is funny and sad

yeah but not funny 4 d couple but funny dat men r born out of holes,some spend d best part of their lyf searching and digging holes and finaly end up prematuredly buried 6ft deep in a hole.is indeed a holey l.c

[quote author=::Andrew::]Retaliate[/quote]and she is completely finished,even ha parents wuld disown ha,this is african and d culture tags a woman cheating a taboo and does'nt c dat of d man same,dont kno y men r immune 2 dat ova here.bt if it was d white man nothing spoil but then is arguable d white man doeznt hav a culture.my opinion lyk earlier posted by som1 is she either leaves him or live with it.human nature na wa

[quote author=deal_ordea]she twice has crush on you but you never take your chance but now that ego of feelings is getting back at yoou and You think u want to stalk her! Donkey u won't have are attention no matter how hard you try because probably she think u are not better as much as she think back then!!


Better u try and see her one and one and explain how you feeling, hiding and explaining how u feel won't bear any good fruit..

Peace out[/quote]stalk ha?!do u wanna die b4 ur tym?if yes then b my guest.dude dont bother cos wat d eyez dont c d heart does'nt grief about.

double08: bad belle people,what has the young man done to you ?

wat has wizkid done 2 him u mean?

d little one planted d bomb.is written on his face

this topic don pass my level

khattab008: Please can i get d pin i stay in suleja plus how can i get the past questions.THANKS

honestly i wuld advice u 2 com down 2 zaria when d curfew is removed and get d past question.i hav d hard copy covering 4rm when the started putme till 2010.its 4 medicine but scanning and uploading it wul b a herculous job 4 me.suleja 2 zaria aint 2 far 4 ur success.but then if u r financiaky down then use ur jamb past questions and sylable 2 prepare,then com down 2 zaria 2 days 2 ur putme and glance thru d past putme questions.if accomodation is ur problem let me know.i stay in area 3 alone but i can tolerate u 4 3 days

kettykin: Yoruba life is the cheapest life in Nigeria and the reasons are as follows
When the Life of Northern Leaders were snuffed out in jan 1966 it made the notherners to strike in 1966 july( The north will revenge killing of their leaders anyday)
when the life of Igbo military men were snuffed out in july 1966 counter coup it led to the Civil war ( igbos will go to war over the life of their military men even when those men are no innocent)
When the life of Yoruba Leaders were snuffed out in 1996 by a northern Minority , the yorubas went on exile(yorubas will never do anything even if their leaders are killed)
When the the person of Henry Okah was imprisoned by Yaradua the country lost sleep and oil exports stopped and declined untill he was released(Ijaws/ Nigerdelta will defend even an ordinary Ijaw man)
When the Life of the Field Marshall of yoruba land MKO Abiola the AAre ona kakanfo of yoruba land was snuffed out by a northern Minority,the yorubas rather fight back went behind to take bribes(Yoruba can betray even their own Blood)

r u insuinating dat d oduduwas r cowards n hypocrites?

zuchyblink: when?

go browz.just kidding

[quote author=190_@]I hope they send a drone to where wizkid lives [/quote]wizkid snatch ur babe?

sinji: Wit no MBBS Pharmacy d backbone of medicine is there. Let me tel u d truth. I applied MBBS too bt had to change to Pharmacy bt i'm rili enjoyin it now. Though d skul no easy. U go jack like say 2moro no dey. Bst of luck

obviously mbbs wuld b in play this yr

Femolah: @pakavy.pls are we going to obtained our pin b4 we proceed to bank 4 d payment just like last year or we are going to get pin in d bank.

proced 2 d bank.where u at?

dayo23: I dnt knw y some student are not jst satisfied, I posted a breakin news placed everywere in d school abt the post utme schedule and date and still some guyz here are sayin am postin a wrong info...u think I will com here and post sumtin irrelevant wen I knw hw important it is 2 ur future. Furthermore candidate dat apply 4 MBBS Human medicine need not 2 change as Admission will be Offered dis year. Once more date of the exam will b 16th-20th july, secret: I will advice u study d past question,most will be repeated, the computer base test comprises 60 Question for 30mins. The sales of scratch card is on bt due 2 d curfew it suspended till nex week, those outside kaduna state can go 2 Unity bank state branches. Goodluck

positive.u guys beat me 2 it.r u in school abi u don run go hide somewhere?

Fabeh15: I applied 4 medicine and pharmacy but did not get a gud score. Will i b given anoda course if i succeed @ p/utme exam.pls reply

i thot we discused dat?

[quote author=x-razzy]Welcome: Post UTME Screening

Welcome to the Ahmadu Bello University portal for the screening of candidates that sat for the Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) for admission into undergraduate programmes of the University. Please take time to read the following guidelines before you register for the screening.

Qualtification for Screening

Candidates who scored 180 and above in UTME for science based courses;
Candidates who scored 190 and above in UTME for Arts, Social Science, Law and administration;
All candidates who fall within the cut off point in (a) and (b) above must have the prescribed subject combinations in the UTME examination as required by their proposed courses of study (information as contained in the JAMB brochure for UME candidates

N.B: Those whose UTME subject combinations are not correct need not come as they will not be allowed for the screening exercise.

Procedure for Online Registration for UTME Screening

Registration for the screening exercise will commence from Monday 18thJune, 2012 and close on Sunday 15th July, 2012. Applicants are required to pay a sum of N2, 000.00 for the screening exercise. This is exclusive of bank administrative charges of N250.00. To make the payments, candidates are advised to obtain an e-transact PIN card from any commercial bank and thereafter load the PIN Number for the online registration process by clicking �Register for the Screening Exercise�on the home page of Ahmadu Bello University Website (www.abu.edu.ng) and to print out their respective a registration slip. Proceed to make payment and schedule then Schedule-Slip containing location, date and time schedule for the screening.

The printout with affixed Passport Photograph of the candidates and a printout of the UTME result MUST be submitted on the day of the screening. Candidates MUST keep photocopies of all submissions for their own records.

Candidates MUST arrive at the screening venue One Hour before their scheduled screening time, to ensure proper briefing and accreditation.

Please note that:-

(GSM Phones are not allowed during the Post-UTME Screening Exercise.

Parents, Guardians and uninvited law enforcement agencies will not be allowed into the venues during the Post-UTME Screening Exercise.

Only the calculators similar to those provided by JAMB will be allowed into the screening venue.

Venues for Screening

a) While scheduling, candidates resident in Southern States should select �LAGOS CENTRE� located at No. 1 Oba Akran Avenue, Ikeja, Lagos.

b) While scheduling, candidates resident in Northern States and FCT Abuja should select �ZARIA CENTRE� located at Multipurpose Hall, Faculty of Social Sciences, Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria.

Any candidate who fails to appear for the screening exercise on the date indicated on his/her Schedule Slip would not be considered for admission into the Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria during the 2012/2013 academic session

Follow the steps below to register

Type in your JAMB number and state of origin on the login page and click on login
Enter your valid mobile number, email address
Upload your true passport size photograph in JPEG format (not more than 100KB) and O/level results (where available).
Choose awaiting result where applicable. Ensure that your photograph is uploaded.
Click on the save button.
You will be redirected to the Portal where you make payment and schedule for the screening
Print 2 copies of the registration slip and bring along during the screening exercise.
http://portal.abu.edu.ng/utme/[/quote]genuine info.tnw man