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I wonder how Abati must be feeling now. Hope he is relocating to Otuoke with GEJ....because if he dares show face here......hmmm.....anything can happen
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Ok ooo.....we have taken note. It also means d earliest time d chibok girls will be home will be by August.
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To GMB - congrats. I didn't trust u but still unsure I was convinced to vote for u....don't betray us. Nigerians' expectations from u are great n enormous. May God perfect ?His will for our country through u.

To GEJ - congrats. I never liked u. But u will be credited for ensuring d elections were free n fair n without undue interference. U also kept your promise that our votes will count. Your sportsmanship in accepting defeat also counts for u. So for once, I can say u impressed me. I wish u goodluck in your future endeavors. Keep away from bad people who pretend to love u but love themselves more.

To fellow Nigerians on each side of d divide, let's not lose sight of d lessons inherent in these elections. Let's unite n coexist peacefully regardless of tribe, religion or status. The things that differentiate us shouldn't separate us....there's unity in diversity. We are all God's creatures n we all want a peaceful, prosperous n progressive country n He will grant it to us.

The next 4 years will be d litmus test. We shall overcome.
God bless our country n every Nigerian!

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universal101:
Hello Pamcrest,
Sorry, with 191 your coz can't come for the postutme. UNILAG accepts 200 and above.
Pls check the JAMB cut of mark for institutions for likely university he can choose. Check it here on the page below.

Thks.

My coz scored 191. What are his chances for Maths in Unilag?
Thks

Fayose, see your life.......now that d hand of d clock has turned full circle, u are consuming your vomit. Take d jegamycin drug n watch your utterances and conduct in public. Go to Daura n prostrate before d old man.....that's d only way to save yourself.
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Orubebe crybaby is in trouble.....see d text I just received

These are Orubebe's telephone numbers: 08055296693 and 08037178432. He is the one trying deliberately to create a stalemate this morning ago at the Presidential Election Collation Centre, Abuja. Nigerians are please requested to call him or send him text messages letting him realise that Nigeria is too big for a section or group of thugs to hold to ransom. Thousands of Orubebe can not stampede a Jega into illegality. A Jega in his 30s stood up to a military dictator called IBB. Please, who is an Orubebe? Please rebroadcast! Thank you

Adewumi2888:
Mr Orubebe you're a former Minister & a statesman in
yr own right, be careful of the kind of allegation you
make & yr public conduct - JEGA

See finishing naa..... Jega's wicked upper cut has kept d clown quiet.....Orubebe ko, crybaby ni
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Is this Orubebe someone's husband n father? Big shame......he should just go to court naa...

Much as d igbos' garrulous attitude exasperates me, I still commend their united front during this election period. They decided in their own wisdom n right of choice (never mind d motives) to align behind GEJ despite all odds, n they all holding up to that objective. I'm also excited to see Nigerians integrating regardless of tribe or religion.
Looking forward to see an Hausa man as Abia state governor or senator....he'd be a much better choice than that rascal rogue TA anyway.
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APC goofed by not voting. The election will not be cancelled because d chairman didn't sight d result sheet....where is that done? And since APC refused to vote, if d court orders a recount of votes, APC has lost already.
I don't like Akpabio as a person but his people said he worked well so he can rep them in d senate.....unlike TA of Abia.....his is so appalling.
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Amaechi is wrong to ask for result sheet....his own is too much sef. Everyone went to vote not to instigate trouble. GEJ n GMB didn't ask such questions. But trust Rotimi to overdo things.
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CR77:
Hahaha after taking this picture he will jump the queue to the front


9ja i hail oo

Naaah......JK is not like that. He's very disciplined n law abiding, unlike his party members, d drunk n d convict.
JK lomo!
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MrAmerica:
Nice songs thr, but u min dey all remind u of one person or just u luv 'em all...?

I just love to listen to them all oh, and sing them to him too.....

Don't get me started.....I'm a love song junkie. Here we go:

Run to you / Saving all my love for you - Whitney Houston
If walls could talk / Because you loved me - Celine Dion
Can you stop the rain - Peabo Bryson
Oh no - The Commodores
Hello - Lionel Ritchie
I need you - Marc Anthony
How am I supoosed to live without you - Michael Bolton
Is this love - Bob Marley
Nothing's gonna change my love for you - George Benson
You're still the one - Shania Twain

Just a tip of the iceberg....Love is a beautiful thing, indeed!
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The lady is smarter than d scammer. They knew she had seen through their scheme n quickly moved on. But ladies need to be careful....not all men are marriage material sef!
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UnimkeAk:
I know a lady was the first person to come out with that idea.

Ladies always looking for a justification to have sexx.(Pretenders )

If those walls can talk, they'll tell u its the same thing.


SEXX IS SEXX

But it's d truth naa. I agree that d act itself is d same but d level of emotions invested by each partner is what I was talking about.
Naturally a man would love a woman who engages him in d physicality of d act but except she's an ashiii, most women love to make love....big difference. As a man, u may not fully understand sha!
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Yes op, making love is an emotional exercise while having s.ekx is merely physical, almost mechanical.
Women make love while men have s.ekx.......in most cases.
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For a married lady, it's wrong. Even for a single girl, it may send d wrong message. It's not like u carry it around expecting shiiit to go down anytime anyplace..... unless u are a hooker.
On d other hand, self preservation is crucial. Better be prepared than to get all heated up only to find out yr bf has run out of stock!
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Edusouls:
and do you know ur future husband? noo, so u get to meet him somewhere,online or in person and ur arrogance and rude behaviour only chase them away including ur future husby..these girls learn.men are tired of correcting and teaching always, you people dont have brains at all or is it a natural curse, we are really tired...

Foolish men like u throw insults around yet call ladies rude n arrogant. Must a girl respond to every Tom Dick n Harry wanting to befriend? Pls use your brain, if u have one. And good luck with your search for online wife.
And to answer u, I already have a husband of many years, a real gentleman.....and no, I didn't meet him online.....thank u!
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Op, are there potential husbands on social media? Only a foolish girl will think chatting with a faceless nameless guy online means she should believe she's found her Mr Right. Online, u never know if u are chatting with a psychopath, serial killer, scammer, etc. Stories abound of gullible ladies who fell prey to such predators posing to be what they are not. Likewise men shouldn't go online to search for a wife!
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bukatyne:
Which of her husbands?

I thought he is the one by her side

Ah, I no wan talk ohh.
Before she married Danjuma, Daisy was actually married to a man and had four children for him, all grown up now. The husband used to work in Shell but she suddenly left him to marry Danjuma whom she apparently had been cutting shows with. Anyway she dispatched Danjuma's wife n took over. She then had a daughter for Danjuma. Her erstwhile husband fell very sick n has been in coma on life support in a UK hospital for many years now. She has refused to consent to removing him from life support. Daisy is enjoying her life biko........she no send ohh!
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This Danjuma man who forgot half a billion dollars in d bank claiming he doesn't know what to do with d money. Since that unfortunate statement, my respect for him dipped big time. As for Daisy,......let me just hold my tongue.....her husband is still in a coma in a UK hospital oh
All is well sha!
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By d ethics of d medical profession, d doctor must tell d patient everything: his diagnosis, tests n investigations, results, treatment plan, prescribed drugs, side effects, etc....unless d patient is not in a conducive state of mind to comprehend. But our Naija doctors think it's a privilege if they tell u...even when u know n u ask, their response will make u feel like u have committed a crime.

If a doctor suspects HIV, he must let d patient know he wants him to do d test. And d patient must be counseled before d test to prepare him for d result, esp if it turns out to be negative. But not so with some nigerian doctors.
Op pls let d girl go for counsellling oh. HIV is no longer a death sentence. It can be managed..
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Op, this your moniker....anyway I don't understand why u can't tell d old frog off! How can u allow a wrinkled old man put his filthy claws on u n u endure it....for what? In your shoes, I would so scream, not only my bf but his entire household would hear what their dad is up to.
And if u must know, in some families, they do share gfs n bfs.....so maybe both dad n son are into such. Tell your bf now, if that relationship means anything to u!
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Haba Patience, this your talk is not peaceful at all! Wetin Aisha do u naa, she never once mention your name sef. . U just dey rake n rake at a fellow woman. What are u scared of? Eish!
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Baba, ever d no-nonsense military man! I agree...BH should have been caned into submission from d get-go.....more stick than carrot! But this requires a tough focused strong leader, not d lilly-livered clueless drunken coward we have as our c-in-c!
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Prof Jega, pls stay put, don't move a muscle!
U must conduct these elections.....as transparently as u did in 2011. Is there any sense in removing d man, who has done well preparing for d elections, at this eleventh hour? I don't understand why some people are jittery? Win some, lose some! And that useless Gani Adams.....anyway he's a tout, behaving true to character.
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CCTV caught her in d act, but who will catch her live n bring her to justice? Nigeria police? That store should just count its losses n its attendants should be more vigilant.
Of what use is installing CCTV when u won't apprehend d criminals immediately? Abroad, as CCTV don catch u, na so security man don waylay u before u exit d store sef!
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Op, the first thing u need to know is that you are not alone, many men face similar problems.
2) Yes, prem-ejac is curable but not with drugs. Most times it's psychological so u need therapy n skills to take control so u can last longer.
Also watch your diet.
3) It can only affect your ability to impregnate if u have low sperm count or if u discharge without penetration, that is your load doesn't even enter your woman...although some sperm can travel far in some men.
4) Medically Prem-ejac shouldn't lead to impotency....other factors will combine to achieve that.

My advice is for u to seek professional help from medical specialists, outside social media. But your problem is surmountable.
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