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Sports / Re: Brazil Striker Hulk Blasted After Leaving Wife Of 12 Years And Starting Relation by Parablesonmarble: 7:50pm On Dec 28, 2019
No justification for what Hulk and Camilla are doing but this world we live in is a crazy one. Anything can happen and things are happening every second. Its easy to be an arm-chair critic but when money and fame comes your way, just pray to God that the temptations that will come with these things should be the ones you can handle. When it comes to sex and relationship, I always pray for wisdom. The smartest man of modern era, Albert Einstein, married his cousin, Elsa. Then went on to cheat on Elsa with his secretary. Are we going to say he is not sensible enough to know its not right to do all these things?

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Crime / Re: Prophet Talk & Do Caught As He Tries To Kidnap A Kid In Enugu,his Shrine Burnt(p by Parablesonmarble: 7:26pm On Dec 28, 2019
Before nko? Most of these guys worship something that gives them instant power and not promises. That's how they do magics they call miracles. I insist that most Nigerians from south and middle belt are migrating back to the gods of their forefathers, directly or indirectly, knowingly or unknowingly. Openly, they are Christians or Moslems, but in the recess of their abode, deep in the night........I rest my case.
Culture / Re: Oluwo Of Iwo And Chanel Chin Throw Jabs At Each Other by Parablesonmarble: 1:18pm On Dec 28, 2019
Kestolove:
Useless king..dix rubbish can not happen in north or east

Lol. What about the one happening in our collective commonwealth called Aso Rock. Anything can happen anywhere. However, i'll have to agree with you because until it happens, it can't happen.

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Politics / Re: Garba Shehu: Buhari’s Cabal Aren’t Hungry People, They Are Respectable Nigerians by Parablesonmarble: 10:33pm On Dec 26, 2019
I don't know if they are hungry or respectable people because I don't know them personally. But, if they are the ones giving Buhari the ideas he's been implementing, then I'm sure they are bent on either making every average Nigerian hungry or making Nigeria is divided and ruled along the ethno-religious line. The 'cabal' or 'kitchen cabinet' or any of your referable nomenclature for them are not good to and for Nigerians.
Crime / Re: ISWAP Executes Captives On Christmas Day (video) by Parablesonmarble: 6:35pm On Dec 26, 2019
Bubu and Buratai told us the war against BH and ISWAP is over and done with. They said they have successful brought terrorism generally to its knee. These incessant killings begs the question: who is fooling who?
Family / Re: 15 Yr Old Girl Leaves This Heartbreaking Suicide Note!! (parents MUST Read) by Parablesonmarble: 8:58am On Dec 26, 2019
This is really sad. It happens everyday and every where, to girls, boys, women, men and even children. This happened to a girl from a comfortable home in an organized society. Now, imagine this happening to a girl from a poor home in a crazy country like Nigeria. Having so many slay queens, drug addicts and suicide did not come upon us by chance, it comes from unwittingly ignoring the signs of depression we see in our loved ones when we still have the chance to help them and show love. Worse still, predators abound, lurking in every corner and waiting to pounce. You should know these predators are very intelligent people that can sense their opportunity from miles away like this girl's uncle. More people have that huge void in their heart than can be imagined. Just like Celine Dion says in 'Don't save it all for Christmas day', we have to learn to give love every blessed moment. RIP to the girl.
That is if story is real and not bloggers' fantasy. The op should put source or link for us to believe the story.
Celebrities / Re: Fans Clams Michael Jackson’s Is Alive, Asks Lookalike To Have DNA Test by Parablesonmarble: 8:59pm On Dec 24, 2019
So like every other important celebrity, you cloned Michael Jackson too and transferred another consciousness into the clone to make him Spanish. I challenge them to give us the throw back pictures of this clone through childhood until now. How many clones of him do you even have in your underground bunker somewhere between Canada and U.S.? Continue playing God in the name of science.
Please don't quote me or mind my conspiracy theory ooo. I just don see too many sci-fi movies and my brain is glitching at the moment ni ooo. Ignore me.

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Celebrities / Re: 'if You Must Engage In 'polygamy', Have Some 'poly-sense' - Reno Omokri by Parablesonmarble: 8:44pm On Dec 24, 2019
My late grandpa must have had 'multiple poly-senses' because marrying 12 wives is no beans at all. I often wondered what he told those women and how he coped sexually, after all he is not spiritually gifted like David and Solomon from the Bible, neither was he as rich as King Momoh of Edo State. However, polygamy is one thing I can never wish on my worst enemy. It is the nearest thing that can be likened to the 'village people's roadshow'. Anyways, one man food is another man poison. Best of luck to all aspiring and already made polygamist.
Sports / Re: Former Minister Dalung Explains Why U23 Eagles Were Stuck In Atlanta In 2016 by Parablesonmarble: 12:07pm On Dec 23, 2019
Mr Beret-wearing-ex-minister, this campaign after election would amount to nothing. We know that y'all are trying to out-scheme each other to wack taxpayer's money. Pronto. I'm pretty sure its not the Rio/NFF debacle that informed your outburst against IAAF after you and AFN officials wacked the money erroneously sent to AFN account and you have the temerity to defend such an action so shamelessly towards the end of your tenure as a minister. The whole lot of you, from top to button, knows nothing about patriotism. All you care about is how fill that deep pocket of yours.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Loses Bid To Host U-20 Women’s World Cup by Parablesonmarble: 11:25am On Dec 23, 2019
lakesider:
Many Nigerians will be happy to hear this new.. However they don't know how many job this will create now and in the future

Did you mean to say how many over night millionaires that would have been made if we hosted? I absolutely agree with you that In an ideal situation, the value chain that would come with hosting should be immense but Nigeria is alien to anything ideal. We are peculiar people. Not to worry, with or without hosting, trust Nigerians to somehow create jobs now and in future.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Loses Bid To Host U-20 Women’s World Cup by Parablesonmarble: 11:17am On Dec 23, 2019
Lol. Nigeria wey no fit organize a decent national league! The once vibrant women's league has gone almost moribund. We too wan host the world!!! Football is a big business and FIFA crew are shrewd enough business men to know that we will give the tournament our legendary 'kiss of death' rather than the expected Midas Touch. Se gobe.

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Politics / Re: CAN Backs Placing Of Nigeria On Watchlist By US by Parablesonmarble: 9:07am On Dec 23, 2019
It is clear, even to the blind, that something is seriously wrong with Nigeria along the ethno -religious line. However, I just don't understand why a sovereign country can meddle with another sovereign country's internal affairs unchecked. If care is not taken, China too will soon start dictating how we should be running Nigeria since we refuse to throw away our large begging bowl. Buhari and his cohort should shape up and do the right thing. Not every one of his appointment is exactly square peg in square hole and most of his policies are not exactly popular. Even the ones that are forming die-hard fans are groaning in the recess of their mind. But I still can't imagine Nigeria putting U.S. on any form of list without them lashing at us strongly. The visa fee saga readily comes to mind. After all, these so called superpowers contributed immensely to where Nigeria is today in every way possible because of their own economic interests.

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Politics / Re: Christians Are Dogs And Children Of Dogs- Fulani Herdsmen by Parablesonmarble: 1:14am On Dec 23, 2019
This superiority fight between the Caucasian Christians and Arab Muslims should stay within their respective domains. The slant-eyed far Easterners have refused to allow them play their senseless power play near their own domain by jealousy guarding their own cultures, religions, believes. And the Hispanic Americans have been all encompassing in their adoption of religion making hybrid religions out Catholicism. But since Africans are still carrying their begging bowls to both parties, they must compromise their every value, adopt these religions wholesomely and needlessly get sucked into the game, with their domain a veritable ground to really advance the stupid power play. They are playing chess, African continent is their chess board and rather than Africans being the spectators, they made them the pawns. Its going to be a long game, so let's relax and enjoy

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Politics / Re: Hilarious Jab At TY Danjuma by Parablesonmarble: 12:53am On Dec 23, 2019
Seriously, T.Y. Danjuma needs to speak up if he must. What is this suspense sub-plot he is trying to introduce into a thriller movie that Nigeria has been acting since1999? Nnamdi Kanu is already giving clues to the climax and Tinubu has been driving towards the anti- climax since, so the suspense is not having the desired effect. Speak, thereby giving us extra action and a possiby a twist to the tale to make the movie more interesting. Has he not been sleeping since?
Religion / Re: The Fraud And Hypocrisy Of Dr. Sunday Adelaja And His Worship Of Mammon God. by Parablesonmarble: 12:38am On Dec 23, 2019
Fykes above makes a lot of sense. Why not let these 'military men' sort themselves out?. More importantly, I think you are unwittingly giving this DSA man cheap publicity. For instance, I've never heard of him before reading this piece. You think you are attacking him in protection of true Christians but forgetting that even bad publicity is still an advantage to the subject in the long run. I think you are pointing the direction to a lot of people that would love to be overnight millionaires, Christians inclusive. It's an overkill through and through. Watch his bible school flourish. 100 millionaire's club in Ukraine is gonna be a child's play given Nigeria's present economic situation. I think he can easily make 1000 millionaire's club here in Naija if his soul selling is for real and guarantees the promised return instantly.
Politics / Re: The Return Of Okija Dreaded Shrine Resurrects 15 Years After. by Parablesonmarble: 9:36pm On Dec 21, 2019
Traditional religions are creeping back into the societies, especially throughout Southern Nigeria and the Middle Belt. Most people are nominal Christians and Muslims on the surface but they consult deities steadily. The truth is that the foreign man gods have failed our people, causing them more harm than good. If they are not used as destabilizing factors, they are used to keep people in captivity, to serve the religious and political masters. There are more shrines everywhere nowadays than any expose can reveal. That is the reality of Nigeria today.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: I Asked Russians To Mention 10 African Countries They Know (photos & video) by Parablesonmarble: 8:45pm On Dec 21, 2019
I noticed that these whites are more concerned about practical things than can move the world forward than mundane things that we are learning here for knowledge sake. WWTBAM will be asking deep questions about U.S and Europe when the smartest of the white guys have no idea about the simplest thing about Africa except the regular negatives. We just need to refocus our philosophies like the Asians, then they will take a second look at us. But for now........they are tired of the pests always asking for loans, aids, grants, hand downs and other freebies.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: 7 Things You Must Know About Donald Trump's Impeachment Inquiry by Parablesonmarble: 4:55pm On Dec 18, 2019
The way its going, I don't see the Democrats securing the 2/3 majority to initiate conviction even if they secure the required 51% for trial to proceed. Just like Clinton, he may be impeached, but he'll see this first term through. Good luck, Trump.
Foreign Affairs / Re: “Please Pray For Me”, Donald Trump Cries Out Over Impeachment Moves by Parablesonmarble: 4:41pm On Dec 18, 2019
So this man recognizes that there is a higher God. With the way he talks and acts, I always thought he believes in the cliche that the President of United State is the President of the World, hence he can do and undo.....like building a wall greater than the Great Wall of China, like brazenly telling the world he invaded Syria for the oil, like openly supporting white supremacists and so on. Well, I'll say a prayer for you though because you are not an hypocrite. You are always true to yourself. That I respect.

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Politics / Re: ‘Happy Birthday To My Incorruptible GMB’ – Aisha Buhari Calls Husband ‘General’ by Parablesonmarble: 8:39am On Dec 17, 2019
He is a retired General, so biggie about his wife calling him General, just like a retired doctor would always be called a doctor. Now to the birthday thingy, if Bubu have succeeded in making just 1/10th of Nigerians happy in the last five years, yeah, he'll surely have a happy birthday today and for a long time to come but if not, there nothing to be happy about. He should go on and look at the hilltop in Niger state and see how happy Babangida is right now. That's how happy he is going to be in 10 years time.

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Education / Re: Can I Still Go Back To School At 23? by Parablesonmarble: 10:03am On Dec 16, 2019
healthserve:
Allow me tell a tale to reply.. To the question

1. The old man who acted in the matrix trilogy acted the top three films of his career at when he had almost considered retiring, at almost about 70 years


2. A British woman, a grandma was trying to swim across the Atlantic to make a world record. As she was engaging in the act, the tides became so strong, that she gave up, when she was pulled out of the water, she noticed she was just 15 minutes away from her desire. Guess what she did, she tried again the second year, when she reached around the same spot she experienced a tide, she thought it to herself as a challenge and put more effort. She ended up making it. When she came out, she said never too old to chase your dream. She was around 60-70.


Obasanjo became president at an old age


Point is, you're the one checking your performance against the calendar. If no one has placed limitations on you, don't place them on yourself.

Go for it. I have cousins signing up for medicine even at 25. So you're not too young, not too late. You're where you're ready to be to make the most of your life experiences towards your objective


And do remember, life's a process, just like a bicycle, to maintain balance, we must keep moving

Thanks bro. I'm right in my middle age and I still intend to go back to school to get a particular degree I've long for all my life, even if I have other degrees in the bag. We only stop learning when we die. Learning has little to do with age but everything to do with desire.

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Politics / Re: Stay Back In Nigeria To Advance The Cause Of Your Motherland,buhari Tells Youth by Parablesonmarble: 5:48pm On Dec 15, 2019
While you, your family members and close allies go globetrotting in search of the 'golden' foreign investors, holding personal birthday parties, using foreign hospitals and organizing convocation ceremonies for your exceptionally brilliant children. Sir, all you are looking for
are people to go on slaving for you and your ilk to maintain your lifestyles. Nigerian youths are a lot wiser and not lazy as you think. At any available opportunity, Japa is always the best option.
Politics / Re: Katsina Man Renames Son From Buhari To Suleiman, Holds Party Says PMB Has Failed by Parablesonmarble: 5:34pm On Dec 15, 2019
The move is long overdue because most Nigerians already did the re-christening a long time ago in their minds. However, better late than never. Be careful shaa because this is the era of fake news and internet control, both punishable by death. Make our ever responsive SSSSS no go label the child 'person of interest' and initiate death warrant on top his matter.

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Culture / Re: Why Do Many Nigerians Have Tribal Hatred? by Parablesonmarble: 3:36pm On Dec 11, 2019
ProfessorHank:


The "survival strategy" got me laughing. Lol!

That's some deep sh*t. A f*cking twisted cheap f*ck!

You seem on point though.

Re-reading and laughing my arse off too. There is no limit to what a mind can come up with if left to just roam free. Lol.

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Culture / Re: Why Do Many Nigerians Have Tribal Hatred? by Parablesonmarble: 10:11pm On Dec 10, 2019
ProfessorHank:


That's some psychology.

So what's the origin of the conditioning?
Doesn't make sense yet.

I'm not a psychologist, so I may not be able to do justice to this topic to your satisfaction but I think the origin lies in simple biology. When more than one species of living things are in direct competition for resources that are limited within a defined space, all sort of shenanigans come into play and only the fitted survive. Survival strategies differ from species to species, but since human is the only species with language and speeches, these tools are bound to be part of the survival repertoires. By theory of use and disuse, our forefathers have been using words to rouse sentiments from time immemorial towards personal gains, aims and objectives. Enough of my far-fetched, unproven jargons. I sha hope you get my drift.

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Culture / Re: Why Do Many Nigerians Have Tribal Hatred? by Parablesonmarble: 6:35pm On Dec 10, 2019
I don't think tribal/racial dislike stems from personal experiences. I think its more about mental conditioning. They keep streotyping a tribe since when we are young, saying negative things about them over and over for a long period of time, garnishing it with outdated tales and unverifiable histories, then you just realize you feel bad about people from the tribe, not because of any wrong doing but because you've been programmed to feel that way without really realizing it. Humans are humans. From all tribes, races and creeds, we have bad people and we have good people. That's what we've got to live with.

Lala....front page please. Since we can't deal with SA well enough on twitter, let the internal tribal war begin.

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Celebrities / Re: “I Am Missing Nigeria” – Cardi B, After Leaving The Country by Parablesonmarble: 3:35pm On Dec 10, 2019
rentAcock:
What is there not to miss? Is it the genuine open arms hospitality she received from the airport down to her hotel room? Is it the real natural food she ate instead of the artificial burger and fries she eats in America? Is it the warm weather that allowed her to wear skimpy clothing instead of wearing a thick winter jacket in America? Is it the presidential treatment she received even from our biggest celebrities across our beautiful continent? Is it the controversy she caused by shunning some Ghanaian celebrities and pretty much dominating the airwaves as if it is the 2nd coming of Mohammed Ali?
Be it what it may, Nigeria is sweet. People all over the world will flock to Nigeria in droves if we invest and boost our tourism. People like to travel to new and unique places where their social media friends haven't been and I think Nigeria has so much potential if only we put in place attractions to attract foreign tourists.

No be only mouth you get, you get brain join put. But you know where the tragedy lies? Look towards Abuja and everything inside it! Soon, you be able to comment like this again because them fit tell you say you dey tell them they don't know what they are doing, which translates into hate speech and punishable by death. Gbossssa.
Romance / Re: Man Turns Prayer Warrior After A Prostitute He Picked Up Started ‘manifesting’ by Parablesonmarble: 7:40pm On Dec 08, 2019
Lol. You take rod separate red sea like Moses and you are not expecting any manifestation? It is painful you did not allow the girl read her manifesto through. I just wonder when next the young man rod will rise again. Fear of manifestation of premeditated manifesto would be the beginning of his wisdom.
Sports / Re: Resurgent Iheanacho Maintains Leicester City Momentum With Aston Villa Strike by Parablesonmarble: 6:49pm On Dec 08, 2019
I'm happy for Nacho. Just keep it up. The national team needs more competition to bring out the best quality in Nigerian players. Maybe, we can ascend to the height of 1994 - 1996.
Celebrities / Re: Anthony Joshua - All Glory And Credit Go To Britain, Not Nigeria by Parablesonmarble: 5:43pm On Dec 08, 2019
Although, i don't support people reaping where they do not sow but a man without a root is honestly a lost soul. Whatever history like, let it remember. Ask the man himself and you will know what his heart truely says. Its not by coincidence that you find black celebrities all around the world looking up their ancestral tree in recent times. The truth is that we all know there is no true black Briton. At their convenience, they call you what they want. Even Anthony Joshua felt the heat when he was caught smoking marijuana after winning Olympic gold for GB.
Travel / Re: Police In Croatia Deport Abia Uchenna Alexandro And Eboh Kenneth Chinedu by Parablesonmarble: 7:23pm On Dec 07, 2019
KanuSE:


Hope GEJ is included? smiley

I mean every single one of them, dead or alive. As for the dead ones, their generations to come would feel the heat and for those alive, they shall start their own punishment here and until eternity. This my heartfelt prayers also cover every unclean politician that aid and abet those leaders oooo. I wonder how many clean politician we can get world over! Osinbajo is a case study anyways.....I'm still looking closely at the pastor cum politician. If you know, you know.

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