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JESUS--- Father, I demand that satan just cut to the chase. Let him say what actually brought him here and stop perambulating by bringing up dead issues and old sins which I even find it difficult to remember. Once I forgive, I forget$

SATAN---step by step Father. I shall fire point blank in a jiffy. But....

GOD---satan, we don't have all the time in the world. Make known to this court the main issue that brought you and ur cohorts here today. Here, I see that the sin has a date to be this year 2013 (looking back to His table)

SATAN---(murmuring) I knew it! Its always been that way! Heaven is full of nepotism and favouratism.like Father like Son. (Then audibly) IN January 2013,....

JESUS---this is August right?


SATAN--- I know but then I must talk abt the grievious sin he committed in January


JESUS---you must not!

SATAN---i must! You cover their sins

JESUS--- I dnt cover, I forgive
(Argument continues)


GOD---satan you will never cease to amuse me ha ha ha ha

JESUS---Father, I have sorted out this January 'thing' with You. There's no doubt Uzoma sinned and....

SATAN---the wages of sin is death Romans6:23

JESUS---but the gift of God is eternal life through Christ Jesus vs23b.


SATAN---oh shut it. This man's sins are so numerous to number. They abound

JESUS---but where sin abound, the grace of God did much more abound Roman5:21


SATAN---what shall we say then? Eh? Shall we continue in sin that grace may abound? (Looks at God dramatically) God forbid! Roman6:1

GOD--stop it the both of you! Look satan, I did not bring you here to teach me the bible!

Is someone actually picking interest in my story? Comment to ginger me up na. Niralanders sef!

(Satan continues) again that same year, he almost killed his wife when he hit her with a pestle! The shameless way in which he denied this fact before the church comittee shows that he is an incorrigible lair! I will have....

JESUS---objection! That's a lie!


SATAN---is it now? Well I have all the evidence I need. (Hands some papers to God) glance through this Father.

GOD---(after a long pause) what do you have have to say about this Jesus?

JESUS---this is a bundle of contradiction....the whole evidence such as it is, is tantamount to a total fabrication. Absolutely irresponsible. Without foundation. And clearly woven just to implicate my client! Those papers are not real! Look closer Father. Look into the past sir.

GOD---(after abt 5mins) objection sustained.

(Side talks)
ANGEL1---i never heard that Jesus went to school o. How come he's blowing these grammer? I almost did not understand Him.

ANGEL2---He never went to school but he was teacher to professors. He never studied medicine but He was the great Physicial. He never went into politics but He rules in every nation. The GODMAN is too much.

What gets you really 'yhuck' is the large dirty scar on his head which is as a result of the collision between his head and zuma rock the day he was thrown down from heaven by Michael and his angels.

He sustain such great scar from which water oozed out every now and then. Without being told, you know this is satan. Hold on! Did I just say Zuma rock? Oops! Could it be true? Am glad you asked. I can support this claim that satan fell down into Nigeria.

Then just in the middle of the room stood a man in a witness box with a tag on his chest 'pastor Uzoma'. $

Proceeding begins.

ANGEL MORAH---today, before the white Throne, you all have come to witness the judgment of this man (points at Uzoma) who professed Christ on earth.

All rise in attend to the King of Kings and the Judge of the living and the dead (everyone rises).

Sit down! (Everyone sits) by my left, may I have the honour to introduce His Son Jesus, a man of great learning and mercy.

He is also a senior Advocate recognised both in heaven and on earth.

According to Jn2:1, this Man is an AdvoCate with the Father. He shall stand as a defendant to the case of this man (points at Uzoma again).

And at my right hand here stands satan, well you all know him. He's a regular visitor to this court room and a professional in his field.

He has earned himself a great deal and title 'the accuser of the brethren' by his many appearance in this court bearing the same news (the crowd giggles).

(Angel Morah turns to Uzo) accused! By now you should know that here is not the Abuja high court where you can bribe your way through neither is God like one of those pot bellied Nigerian Judges you can offer money to pervert justice.

So I shant need to remind you that your words must be accurate. The whole truth and noting but the truth.

GOD---members of the jury, we shall now hear the evidence of the prosecution and that of the defence. It will now be left for me to clerify the issues you have to try. Prosecutor!!!

SATAN---(clears troat) aye sir!

GOD--- defence?

JESUS---(softly) I'm here Father.

GOD----what is it again satan?

SATAN---Father, this time, I am with every evidence you will need. I trust without any sentimental attachment, you will, as other times, judge Pst Uzoman and sentence him to eternity in hell.

Before I continue, I want to make the bible my yard-stick by which to measure the standard required by God for christians to live by, which regrettably, they have abandoned.

(Satan continues) In 1961, Uzoma impregnated the late sister Doris who died in her attempt to remove the baby.

He even gave her 60naira for abortion! This is what led to her death-God rest her soul. By this sin, not to mention others, he is already.......

JESUS---objection Father! That sin was forgiven a long time ago! This is 2013! Satan how could you dig up a sin which I have forgiven a long time ago into this court

SATAN---that you forgave him does not cancel the fact that he sinned does it?

JESUS---ofcourse it does!

GOD---objection sustained.

SATAN---(steps up further and clears troath) not to worry God I have loads of other aCcusations, with evidence, abt this fake preacher.

Curtain Opens.
Heaven indeed is a gorgeous place. As a matter of fact, there's actually no dictionary word to qualify the glory seen therein. Then in this particular room called 'THE GREAT COURT ROOM' located in Mouth Zion, in the sides of the North, the City of the Great King, Heaven. God sat on a white Throne and exactly at His right hand sat a 'man', very handsome, His hair coloured brown with a great smile on His face. This man actually looks different like every man you have ever seen. In His early 30s yet He had no beards. His face so smooth and eyes sparkling like a shinning star.

He Never stopped smilling and you could tell from His countenance that He never really gets Offended.each now and then the long fine fingers scubbing his red lips and whenever He does that, you could see a fresh wound on His palm.

You could tell who He is by mere looking at His vest, so white except for a little blood stain at the left side of His chest.

The ROOM was flooded by many angels and a handful of demons dressed in pink. Looking at the left, you see an almost insignificant being standing bare footed on the golden floor.

Actually what grabs your attention is that this being is unimaginably beautiful (I give him that credit).

Actually, this being does not really look like a human although you could see some human-like structures on him like hair on the head, fingers on the hand, but he had no mouth.


Wonder how he talks? All his body has fine holes and his voice have rhymes and lyrics and music it it.

I enjoyed the novel joor hahahah

Ch@nges:
LolLol Bro dont mind them, I love people like us, we have nothing to offer

for a long time no one on nairaland has noticed me. So I decided to create a scene. Now I'm popular hehehehe

I read this novel from chapter1 to the last chapter and it was a piece of crap!