₦airaland Forum

Inteltower:
am Igbo & I agree with her.
why do we always want to brag or cry marginalized.
we are just behaving like Black Americans who up till today haven't freed themselves from the past while other foreign black people are doing well mingling with the whites.

I only disagree when she belittled our count

but in all she is right, enough of the self praise & wailing. let our actions speak louder for us & let other do the praising

I was passing by in a market where i heard an igbo say to a Yoruba man he was talking to.. You sef know say.. Igbo man get value pass Yoruba man 4 dis country. I just shook my head and passed by.

ylaa:
First friend? I don't believe you but yes we can be friends.





quote author=PastorFire post=89628036] You seem a nice person. Can you be my first friend from Nairaland please?.

I don't lie..How do i chat you up aside Nairaland which apparently is a faceless forum?.

ylaa:
Where will he leave to? The world is no longer safe. I remember an innocent boy who left his parent's house due to pressure, squatted with friends who were into underground business, unknown to him. Not long they were caught and the innocent boy was mentioned, no one defended him, he was killed along side with the robbers. Home is the best place abeg. No good friends anymore. Betrayals here and there. I pray God to sort him out.

You seem a nice person. Can you be my first friend from Nairaland please?.

obowunmi:
Your mother is an ABUSIVE buffoon.

Is this the best you can say? Just ask yourself.

KristaPretty:
Give her 2k let her leave you alone.
Some mothers are witches!

Are you talking out of experience?.

BigJoe19:
You think it's easy for a 20year-old to live on his own in this country, it's like you are not from Nigeria. Most under 22years old that do not stay with their parents are mostly yahoo boys and drug addicts.

Does that one have sense?.

Daniel058:
Innocent people should stop these Dreadlocks of a thing ..

You can't dress like an armed Robber and expect to be treated like innocent person.


If am a police officer,Army or Sars, once you are on Dreadlocks, you are a suspect story no dey that 1

Why Dreadlocks when it will neither Make you Rich nor successful .

All smokers and guys on Dreadlocks are suspect and I will shoot them anyhow..yes nah!

You are a fool. It is your brain that needs dressing.

The main protest will be on Saturday. We want justice for Rijin.

jericco1:
So your personal vendetta against him makes him more dangerous than kyari? Lol you're drunk! But only time will tell

His body language this evening where he hunged up on Seun Okinbaloye of Channel's tv for Ramadan may reveal he is also a fanatic. So, there is a collaboration of the story with his atitude this evening.
The nation was pleased to meet him and know him. But he hunged up.

Dino will become governor of Kogi state soon. Mark my word.

Gambari, Gogobiri abi Gambo, kilon peye! Behave o.

You must be a thug to be a politician in Rivers state. See him talking like his father Wike.

Dis guy still sucking up over his wife. How many times would we hear what transpired?. Move on bros and stop granting endless interviews about your wife and the many tales of divorce.

Kudos to Mr. Abdullahi Lawal. He has really done the nation proud here. We can get better afterall.

Dannieln1:
plateau state is already hinting us that there will be a total nation wide lock down

My brother, we on the Plateau have being on total lockdown since before Abuja and Lagos started their own.

[quote author=Blackfire post=89358306]Wizkid looks like one mallam that us running from coronavirus from the north, I always know that boy is a complete tout without the hype .

anayolity:
One wey I bang for night eh reach early morning she ask me to lead worship song for morning devotion.... Oboy I form evil spirit oooh I no lead anything stupid girl

I forgive you.

EXLOVER:
I'm always irritated when a girl tells me she's seeing her period, so this very day my girlfriend (ex) ask me to watch her wearing her pad while she's fixing it on her kpekus or else she won't date me again, I refuse to do such. But we continue our relationship sha.



The second one is a girl we both find ourselves sexually attractiv, so we decided to practice our sexual fantasies, so she gave me a head, and she ask me to suck her kpekus, immediately i carry my head near the kpekus, jeez I almost died, that was the end of sex.

How will it be like on an obituary picture, the guy died while sniffing kpekus? Gosh, my village people for shame for me

Unbehalf of the almighty, i forgive you.

BOOOMNAIJA:
Dear COVID-19

It’s been over a month since you restricted all our activities, not minding what we all had in place prior to your outbreak. Initially i thought it was just a temporal stay, but days turned weeks, weeks turned months and we’re still waiting in uncertainty.

To say I’m not agitated on how things have turned out is laughable. I wish you never existed, at least not in my generation. What do you stand to benefit in The DEATHS, Those shocked businesses and business trips you’ve halted, those you’ve relieved off their jobs, the hunger and hardship you’ve brought, those exams you stopped not minding how well we’ve prepared for them.

But then I ask, will praying or lamenting bring a solution to this pandemic? “Tongue-tied” But I will keep praying for our front-liners.

Guns can kill but same guns can protect. Arrows can kill but can be used for hunting. Dear COVID-19, I ask again, among your numerous maladies, what advantage have you provided ? You’ve done enough, why not leave and allow us use the rest of the year in healing mentally, emotionally and physically? Living right now is scary. Dear Hunger you know we’ve come a long way, why not spare us for now while we focus on combating this stranger called COVID-19?

Where are the vaccines ? Oh Humanity! See what you’ve been reduced to. But there’s HOPE, whether sooner or later, Humanity will win the fight against this Virus

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Indeed when all these are over, I will appreciate life more and be down to earth. Because it’s obvious God is the giver of life and everyone is equal whether rich or poor.....Caucasian or Negroid

Nice piece. I enjoyed reading it. Covid 19 is not poetry though.

phransix2:
MUmuRIC should be agitating for such technology in Nigeria too

Here, do they even have a fence? They come in from all angles.

You have Ifa in your village? Must you consult google?

udysweet:
You took the wrong person to pick on sir. Take your expensive jokes elsewhere. Have agreat weekend.

Sure, i will.. Never heard of the cost of a joke though.. I just know a joke to be a joke.. Did you say, its expensive?
Well, have a great weekend dear

udysweet:
Is that meant to be a joke or what? Suicide is a heavy word and I don't play wit such words. Now pls look for smwer else to play expensive jokes on,am not game. Have a good day!

Typical of a Nigerian girl.. I only asked a question. And all through your ranting, the answer was not spotted. Why do some people always present themselves whenever bad examples is required for illustration purposes?

The man can beg women eh.. Expecially when caught cheating.. Even kneeling down..
I always eject the disk out when i see that

Kgdavid:
all this foul language just to prove a point? very mature of you sir...

God bless you jor.. Don't mind the small boy forming maturity when infact, he just gave himself away

udysweet:
You want her curvy,busty,sexy infact she must keep turning u on anytime u set eyes oon her. She must also be strong chritisan and hav her own money bcs ur too stingy to spend ur own money on her. And you come here to say women are been picky and setting high standards when you as a man has set standards way higher than that of a woman. And if any woman longs for comfort even from a man wch isn't uncommon,you say she is greedy. I've never been rude here on NL before but in Francis Odega's voice"gherarahia mehn"
God bless u @op jare. Me I crave comfrt and the good things of life and it dsnt hav to be by force the man has to give me but if I'm a wife,isn't it a man's duty to see to me as his responsibilty and then anytin I bring as a support is secondary? Not all dis"morn food mony" or "aftanoon food mony"
A lot of factors are responsible for why women are single,some way beyond their power as it also applied to the male folks. Not because of standards.
Abg I'm talking too much jare,lol!
Una good afternoon o from the other side

Your dp..Are you about to commit suicide or what? Is that a gun in hand? Pointed right above you?

Guys are not to be blamed..


Gurls are not to be blamed..


You are to be blamed

Happy birthday Dangote.. You are a pride to us

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