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texazzpete: You know why i'm so hard on m0r0ns like you? I think of all the brilliant people I know who are now dead...Mickey Olumoye, Charles, Jude, Osaro...all brillant fellows with first class brains. All gone.

Now it personally offends me that utterly brilliant fellows are gone before their time...and a someone like you with a stunted IQ (how else would someone fall for this story) is still drawing air happily!

Others may sugar coat their words...but it takes a special type of cretin to fall for this OBVIOUS, OBVIOUS hoax.

Linking to the source does not exonerate you for your imbecility...God gave you your brains to THINK and process information. It can be argued that thinking that everything on the internet is absolutely correct is another manifestation of imbecility, but i'll leave that diagnosis for another day.


PS: I graduated nearly 10 years ago...but even when I was in SS2 i would not have fallen for this hoax

this guy is not only demented, he is so so jobless!!! snooping around NL searching for whom to bandy expletives with. I've got no time for nitwits like you mofo. a tadpole is wiser than you are. quit quoting imaginary names from the depth of your hallucination. it's just one of the side effects of the anti-psychotic d.rugs your shrink has loaded you with.

i understand your plight as a schizo patient hurriedly discharged out of a psychiatric ward of your failed medical jungles you call hospitals in 9ja. your likes should be shot and thrown into the lagoon. your existence is of no value even to the community of lunatics you belong.

there you go again basking in delusion and false euphoria, hallucinating about being a graduate. you wish! ..OLODO troglodite busy constituting nuisance on NL. you were NEVER in school. I will expose you on this forum. 3 times you were expelled from a mushroom polytechnic in ogbomosho. stop bickering here. go to ogbomosho and lick your wounds. any SS2 student, even 1 with cerebral palsy knows very well that re-publishing an article does not necessarily denote taking sides with the message embedded in the article. that's a CLEAR evidence your lunacy has crossed Rubicon. no shrink can redeem you, NOT even BEN CARSON.

go search your Lilliputian cave in that squalor you live and call a home, get your monocle you cyclop and read the tread again if you'll see any post from me suggesting my stance on the topic. guy, you duuuuuuummmmmbbbbbbbbb !!!!!!!!

texazzpete: I am filled with utter pity for your parents...all that money spent on your education and you cannot recognize an obvious hoax when you see it.

Apart from the obvious fact that it would be a costly ploy to do this, the logistics would be a nightmare...and it's doubtful anyone can aggregate that sum in coins without some serious backbreaking work.

Secondly, Samsung mentioned immediately after the judgement that they planned to appeal...So why would they pay any money now?

Thirdly, Samsung is a critical component supplier to Apple's iPhone and iPad...and that's business running into billions of dollars. Even if such an outlandish story were true, wouldn't Apple merely send back the money to Samsung as payment for services? And wouldn't Samsung know this already?

Finally, any money paid will be sent to the bank, not to Apple HQ. If Samsung were to pay in coins, why would it be Apple executives counting the money and not a bank...if any bank would accept payment in this mode?


Bottom line: YOU DO NOT DESERVE YOUR UNIVERSITY DEGREE!!

@ texazzpete: I just imagine what pleasure you derive from being insultive. I have CLEARLY acknowledged the source of the article. you must be really re.tarded to have involved my parents. it shows how much you regard yours if a mere online article could make you refer to your miserable parents. WOE BETIDE YOU texazzpete.

if you were not devoid of rational and logical thinking, you would have articulated your points without being uncouth. I wonder if your ancestry has any modicum of value and regard instilled down your generation. others have commented on this post without hauling bitter words indiscriminately and recklessly, but demented morons like you who are obviously frustrated with their being alive and seeking cheap avenues to vent their frustrations will forever lurk on NL rather than doing the right thing.

word of advice for you caveman texazzpete: go get a sturdy rope, a stool and make use of your ceiling fan pls or better still, find your way to third mainland bridge and do a jimmy jump off. I'm sure neither your miserable parents nor your sibbling will miss you. we members of this noble forum, shall NOT in ANYWAY miss you either. your demise will simply be regarded by all and sundry as one hopeless cretin down.

STOP YOUR VACUOUS & EMPTY ONLINE REMONSTRATION...I'M NOT THE REASON YOU HAVE BEEN UNABLE TO GAIN A UNIVERSITY DEGREE AT 40 !!

This morning more than 30 trucks filled with 5-cent coins arrived at Apple’s headquarters in California. Initially, the security company that protects the facility said the trucks were in the wrong place, but minutes later, Tim Cook (Apple CEO) received a call from Samsung CEO explaining that they will pay $1 billion dollars for the fine recently ruled against the South Korean company in this way.

the funny part is that the signed document does not specify a single payment method, so Samsung is entitled to send the creators of the iPhone their billion dollars in the way they deem best.

This dirty but genius geek troll play is a new headache to Apple executives as they will need to put in long hours counting all that money, to check if it is all there and to try to deposit it crossing fingers to hope a bank will accept all the coins.

Lee Kun-hee, Chairman of Samsung Electronics, told the media that his company is not going to be intimidated by a group of “geeks with style” and that if they want to play dirty, they also know how to do it.

You can use your coins to buy refreshments at the little machine for life or melt the coins to make computers, that’s not my problem, I already paid them and fulfilled the law.

A total of 20 billion coins, delivery hope to finish this week.

Let’s see how Apple will respond to this.


source: http://en.paperblog.com/samsung-pays-apple-1-billion-sending-30-trucks-full-of-5-cents-coins-294795/

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can we have a comprehensive list of the credible ones pls.

[quote author=Okija_juju]Oil in Sokoto... #Priceless..

How many liters?! [/quote]1 barrel/day

drzed: Based on your skewed logic, the black stuff being drilled and exported from countries such as Libya, Algeria, Saudi, Kuwait, Qatar, Oman and UAE (hint: all of them are desert countries) must therefore be camel urine, and not oil. Isnt it? ...and the natural gas must be camel fart as well. The stuff Niger and Chad are also drilling in commercial quantities must also be sewage run-off and not oil. Brilliant analysis.

Did you actually READ your own post before submitting...no, wait: did you actually THINK before typing the nonsensical stuff above? Your analysis has all the tell-tale signs and consequences of plucking mangoes during geography classes.

And, some of you Nairalanders will never grow out of your bigotry and childish hatred based on ethnic myopism and sheer ignorance.

go sit your flat ass hole on a pole! don't give a hoot about your nothern sentiments and geography lesson..some of you just have a diminutive sense of humour you can't read between the line and decipher humour when you see one. tell tale signs of doping dry shyte behind the school fence during english/literature classes.

this is nothing but pure and undiluted HOGWASH !!!! what kind of oil can possibly be found in a dry desert? No matter how much you educate these dimwits, they'll always find it difficult to tell the difference between chalk and cheese. a camel will always remain a camel no matter how much you decorate it. SMH. Guess they've stumbled into a pond of some dirty water with gasoline spillage from one careless filling station and mistaken it for oil .

@Stainlexx:

I like your principles..abeg holler me if you are serious.

@
op,

firstly, you dont have to write in upper case all through. it makes your write up clumsy and difficult to read. it sometimes convey a weird meaning to some readers [like me]that you are shouting. bolding the fonts even makes it worse.

now, to your confusion question , sincerely i feel your quandry because i've once been there - during my NYSC, similar case occured. I met this lady and we clicked on camp we got chatting and guess what, we became so fond of each other [even at first sight] that we practically spent the whole day just talking. i was at camp clinic as a med corper and she'll always pop in beaming that youthful enchanting irresistible smile that i just find always difficult to give her any excuse of being busy. whenever she comes to camp clinic, we'll spend so much time talking that my colleagues at a time thought she was one of us . the friendship grew stronger until i met her friend ..gosh..she was a damsel. it's been ages but occasionally,i catch flashes of what strikes me like a glimpse of her [she's now married tho and the last time we spoke on phone, she told me she now has a child. anywa, back to my story]

wahala started the day clapped eyes on her. I felt like I was seeing an angel stand before me - i was completely held in awe that a beign could be created so perfectly..all the curves, her skin glittering, her dentition so perfect, ear to ear gorgeous smile, and to crown it all up, her english..mwaaaaah! impeccable [though both of them were OK but the latter was better from my assessment just the way you feel now] these things are entirely subjective though so i won't criticise you. but guess what? I knew i had to make a shift in interest immediately and how to go about it became a problem. I needed to detach from all emotional entanglements from the first one. my excuses were handy like yours i.e I hadn't declared anything yet to her so I thought that will make my cross-carpeting easy [gosh , i laugh even as i type these words cos i can still vividly remember e'rything] meanwhile, the first lady could sense i was having a crush [ladies are very sensitive. they know your next move - even your next 10 moves.. so don't be surprised if the first girl you are talking about has already sensed your sudden interest in her friend]

anyway, it may interest you to know that both ladies paid me a visit after camp because we kept in touch. i was ready to close-mark the later even more than the former but they were inseperable friends so that made it more difficult. they were deployed to the same establishment after camp and they shared the same flat. so see GBEGE!i still wouldn't give up. I approached a friend of mine whom i knew worn our spurs for being a sagacious player - infact an acknowledged playboy even from camp. he was a pharmacist from ABU and had this amazing sophistry girls usually feel for. anyway, i asked him [just as you are doing here on NL ] and he gave me advise he thought could help me break the covalent bond between both ladies. i was playing cool not wanting to rush the issue lest i split the remarkably tolerant and blissful relationship between both ladies.

to cut the long story short because i can't go on giving you full details. my post will be too long to read. . inspite of how carefully i threaded and being nice to both of them, at a time it became so glaring where my hrt really was i.e the second lady. i guess it really struck a nerve. the first lady was really pissed on realising this and it caused a little squabble between them. they both started ignoring me. i lost both. although we still continued as friends, the friendship was never the same again afterwards.

so, OP if you dont tread cautiously, you may lose both ladies! rather I'll advise from experience you keep it strictly as friends and nothing beyond friendship because the first girl is already anticipating you'll ask her out and if you DARE jilt her for her friend...haaaaa..you'll be here to tell another story o!

seriously, i'm tired of this sham and charade masquerading as a country. why must this miserable lilly liverd government always look for cheap avenues to negotiate with wastrels and shenanigans who are supposed to be cooling their monkey foots in jail. it's always negotiation negotiation and negotiation..this is really getting boring and a clear sign that we have no government. if they are not negotiating with retard Niger delta militants, they are negotiating with coward Boko harams and now it's the cabals they want to negotiate with. should anything bring a responsible government to the negotiating table in the first place with enemies of the society who are hell bent on throwing the nation to economic and social sabotage? I just don't get it. someone please shed more light or is there something I'm missing somewhere?

jp philips: you call that thing u posted an opinion? What then is madness?

I struggled so hard to resist commenting on this thread but i'm afraid i just cant contain that resistance any longer. in as much as you have very valid, incisive and percipient comments, i must say you come across like one lousy critic. you lace your criticisms with caustic aspersions. take it easy on that dude. who no go no know

2010?