₦airaland Forum

This morning more than 30 trucks filled with 5-cent coins arrived at Apple’s headquarters in California. Initially, the security company that protects the facility said the trucks were in the wrong place, but minutes later, Tim Cook (Apple CEO) received a call from Samsung CEO explaining that they will pay $1 billion dollars for the fine recently ruled against the South Korean company in this way.

the funny part is that the signed document does not specify a single payment method, so Samsung is entitled to send the creators of the iPhone their billion dollars in the way they deem best.

This dirty but genius geek troll play is a new headache to Apple executives as they will need to put in long hours counting all that money, to check if it is all there and to try to deposit it crossing fingers to hope a bank will accept all the coins.

Lee Kun-hee, Chairman of Samsung Electronics, told the media that his company is not going to be intimidated by a group of “geeks with style” and that if they want to play dirty, they also know how to do it.

You can use your coins to buy refreshments at the little machine for life or melt the coins to make computers, that’s not my problem, I already paid them and fulfilled the law.

A total of 20 billion coins, delivery hope to finish this week.

Let’s see how Apple will respond to this.


source: http://en.paperblog.com/samsung-pays-apple-1-billion-sending-30-trucks-full-of-5-cents-coins-294795/

and what is it with those weird coloured weave-ons? pink, red, green etc trying to play Nicky Minaj, lady gaga or what exactly? so, so irritating

@ Wjxavier, if you are serious call my line or call Dave. the ride just landed.

you cannot get the toks lhd version for 1mil. it's about 1.7mil. coverting this vary markedly depending on who is doing the job. however, it should be about 170k.

I've seen good conversion from this dude, a mechanical engineer from a reputed Nigerian uni with speciality in auto-mechnics:

http://www.autofixas.com.ng/home

however, pls note that I'm not trying to advertise him. you are free to patronise whosoever you deem competent to handle the conversion.

sweet consolation!

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VERY CLEAN TITLE.

Cheers.

can we have a comprehensive list of the credible ones pls.

[quote author=Okija_juju]Oil in Sokoto... #Priceless..

How many liters?! [/quote]1 barrel/day

drzed: Based on your skewed logic, the black stuff being drilled and exported from countries such as Libya, Algeria, Saudi, Kuwait, Qatar, Oman and UAE (hint: all of them are desert countries) must therefore be camel urine, and not oil. Isnt it? ...and the natural gas must be camel fart as well. The stuff Niger and Chad are also drilling in commercial quantities must also be sewage run-off and not oil. Brilliant analysis.

Did you actually READ your own post before submitting...no, wait: did you actually THINK before typing the nonsensical stuff above? Your analysis has all the tell-tale signs and consequences of plucking mangoes during geography classes.

And, some of you Nairalanders will never grow out of your bigotry and childish hatred based on ethnic myopism and sheer ignorance.

go sit your flat ass hole on a pole! don't give a hoot about your nothern sentiments and geography lesson..some of you just have a diminutive sense of humour you can't read between the line and decipher humour when you see one. tell tale signs of doping dry shyte behind the school fence during english/literature classes.

this is nothing but pure and undiluted HOGWASH !!!! what kind of oil can possibly be found in a dry desert? No matter how much you educate these dimwits, they'll always find it difficult to tell the difference between chalk and cheese. a camel will always remain a camel no matter how much you decorate it. SMH. Guess they've stumbled into a pond of some dirty water with gasoline spillage from one careless filling station and mistaken it for oil .

@Stainlexx:

I like your principles..abeg holler me if you are serious.

@
op,

firstly, you dont have to write in upper case all through. it makes your write up clumsy and difficult to read. it sometimes convey a weird meaning to some readers [like me]that you are shouting. bolding the fonts even makes it worse.

now, to your confusion question , sincerely i feel your quandry because i've once been there - during my NYSC, similar case occured. I met this lady and we clicked on camp we got chatting and guess what, we became so fond of each other [even at first sight] that we practically spent the whole day just talking. i was at camp clinic as a med corper and she'll always pop in beaming that youthful enchanting irresistible smile that i just find always difficult to give her any excuse of being busy. whenever she comes to camp clinic, we'll spend so much time talking that my colleagues at a time thought she was one of us . the friendship grew stronger until i met her friend ..gosh..she was a damsel. it's been ages but occasionally,i catch flashes of what strikes me like a glimpse of her [she's now married tho and the last time we spoke on phone, she told me she now has a child. anywa, back to my story]

wahala started the day clapped eyes on her. I felt like I was seeing an angel stand before me - i was completely held in awe that a beign could be created so perfectly..all the curves, her skin glittering, her dentition so perfect, ear to ear gorgeous smile, and to crown it all up, her english..mwaaaaah! impeccable [though both of them were OK but the latter was better from my assessment just the way you feel now] these things are entirely subjective though so i won't criticise you. but guess what? I knew i had to make a shift in interest immediately and how to go about it became a problem. I needed to detach from all emotional entanglements from the first one. my excuses were handy like yours i.e I hadn't declared anything yet to her so I thought that will make my cross-carpeting easy [gosh , i laugh even as i type these words cos i can still vividly remember e'rything] meanwhile, the first lady could sense i was having a crush [ladies are very sensitive. they know your next move - even your next 10 moves.. so don't be surprised if the first girl you are talking about has already sensed your sudden interest in her friend]

anyway, it may interest you to know that both ladies paid me a visit after camp because we kept in touch. i was ready to close-mark the later even more than the former but they were inseperable friends so that made it more difficult. they were deployed to the same establishment after camp and they shared the same flat. so see GBEGE!i still wouldn't give up. I approached a friend of mine whom i knew worn our spurs for being a sagacious player - infact an acknowledged playboy even from camp. he was a pharmacist from ABU and had this amazing sophistry girls usually feel for. anyway, i asked him [just as you are doing here on NL ] and he gave me advise he thought could help me break the covalent bond between both ladies. i was playing cool not wanting to rush the issue lest i split the remarkably tolerant and blissful relationship between both ladies.

to cut the long story short because i can't go on giving you full details. my post will be too long to read. . inspite of how carefully i threaded and being nice to both of them, at a time it became so glaring where my hrt really was i.e the second lady. i guess it really struck a nerve. the first lady was really pissed on realising this and it caused a little squabble between them. they both started ignoring me. i lost both. although we still continued as friends, the friendship was never the same again afterwards.

so, OP if you dont tread cautiously, you may lose both ladies! rather I'll advise from experience you keep it strictly as friends and nothing beyond friendship because the first girl is already anticipating you'll ask her out and if you DARE jilt her for her friend...haaaaa..you'll be here to tell another story o!

seriously, i'm tired of this sham and charade masquerading as a country. why must this miserable lilly liverd government always look for cheap avenues to negotiate with wastrels and shenanigans who are supposed to be cooling their monkey foots in jail. it's always negotiation negotiation and negotiation..this is really getting boring and a clear sign that we have no government. if they are not negotiating with retard Niger delta militants, they are negotiating with coward Boko harams and now it's the cabals they want to negotiate with. should anything bring a responsible government to the negotiating table in the first place with enemies of the society who are hell bent on throwing the nation to economic and social sabotage? I just don't get it. someone please shed more light or is there something I'm missing somewhere?

jp philips: you call that thing u posted an opinion? What then is madness?

I struggled so hard to resist commenting on this thread but i'm afraid i just cant contain that resistance any longer. in as much as you have very valid, incisive and percipient comments, i must say you come across like one lousy critic. you lace your criticisms with caustic aspersions. take it easy on that dude. who no go no know

2010?

this guy don vex o! why cant anyone who wish to wear red do so? wetin na? Nigeria don get uniform? possibly, never had the intention of wearing red but to blatantly show disregard for this order, i'm don hammer RED



so, do your worst!

I read this blog with rapt attention, reading between the lines to see if Nigeria, will perhaps take the cake again because it seems there's practically no odd statistics without the name 'Nigeria' being mentioned. to my surprise, the notorious name that often hit the headlines for obvious reasons was not mentioned and I heaved a sigh of relief. however, I was poised to remonstrate because I know too well that Nigerians are anything but lazy. the only bane of their plight is delusion of their leaders. leaders without plan or vision, bigots and money launders.