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My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. Commander of the Armies of the North. General of the Felix Legions. Loyal servant to the true Emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife – and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. - Russel Crowe - the Gladiator


Commodus: All I've ever wanted was to live up to you, Caesar, father.
Marcus Aurelius: [gets down on his knees] Commodus, your faults as a son is my failure as a father. Come.

[They hug] -

not for 9ja babes o! a guy that gives them cash constantly will always have their smiles but once the cash stops flowing, haaa...gloom takes the place of hapiness. ask them if you doubt.

800k

go to FCMB (or has it been bought over now ) or GTB and do your research.

@OP

if corruption is football ! YES! our senators/house of reps members would lift the world cup every time the tournament is staged. Facrook skippo.

OP:

I feel you on your criticism about Toyota dashboards. for instance, take a critical look at theat Tyota camry they call 'big daddy' or whatever, you can't just stop asking yourself what they were thinking when they created that dashboard. one straight door-to-door pillar lying horizontally, lacking style and cosmetic appeal. na wa for Toyota o! Honda on the other hand has a superior finishing. I'm not a Honda fan (would prefer Benz or BM) but Honda takes the cake with interior creativity - their dashboards are usually inviting.

UK !!!! stay away from UK. they demand money by all means necessary. they don't have any other means of generating money other than tax and fleecing visa fees. before you come into the UK, you think so highly of them..but when you get in, the high profile you hold them drops. since I came in, i've really been disappointed at them. they reek money from all angles. tax everything taxable, bills bills bills - water light telephone internet e.t.c. before you know it, the little money you are making goes back into their greedy system. . however, they are organised sha even to a fault.

so, think well before you move o!

1.4m for a manual salon car? 10yrs old !

these guys will provoke presido to re-arrange the name soon into - Moshood Abiola Lagos University [MALU].

sounds more befitting.

i don't know much about cars but i'm sure this is definitely NOT a 2003.

so things have degenerated to this extent that anybody can be kidnapped . i used to think kidnapping was an exclusive plight of the rich and only the rich can fall victim. shame.

nice

how much? put the price here

go to gumtree. don't try ebay. they are more expensive.

if you are not in UK, mail me: minajkindy@yahoo.co.uk

mis nigeria with her broad face and pencil chin. wonder how she made it there.

the guy lady from sudan is just symbolic. her aim is to tell the world how bitter sudanese are...so, don't blame him her.

who's the slowpoke moderator hiding my post? wat's wrong with that post?

just wonder why Nigerians abuse the slightest privilege they have - even forum rights are supressed. this is a forum for crying out loud and you dont conceal people's post without a cogent or rational reason.

goosh! Nigeria has a long way to go.

after reading this, many 9ja girls who are already in the act will be sooo ENCOURAGED to continue in the act of cheating - they call it 'runs'. mtcheeeeeeeeeew! ARRANT RUBBISH!

is this converted?

when on long distant journeys in popsi's car, particularly if it's on a very straight highway, the road appears like a hill, curved upwards, i used to think that we'll drive our car up the curved hill but it never came to that point, rather as we approached, the road only became flat and the one behind went up. . i just feel disappointed each time this happens...not knowing its only a mirage.

i HATED onions damn badt! saw them like worms . so i'ld take time to pick them out before having meals not knowing what i was missing.

as a kid used to believe there was someone always lurking around our kitchen and toilet every night. i was usually scared stiff to go ease myself beyond 10pm except someone volunteers to go with me. I always had this impression that the guy's face cannot be seen, very dark appearing like a shadow but always comes lurking around till day break when he leaves and returns again at night. so going to toilet was a no no, i'll rather bear it if no one comes with me.

karaye: pls i intend buying a 406 from uk and convert it to left hand,how much will it cost me all,i would like some one to link me with a dealer in uk where i can get a good 406,pls what are the things i should consider most when buying?.thanks

holler mi : will get u 1 at a reasonable cost...but u'll bear the cost of clearing it once it lands 9ja.

minajkindy@yahoo.co.uk

signs that the guy is high on superior quality d.o.p.e.

@Foyanmum.

Im currently in the Uk. can we talk? pls e-mail me minajkindy@yahoo.co.uk

post pix here

realsammie: Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental
hospital.
One day while they were walking past the
hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped
into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of
the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She
swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware
of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered
her to be discharged from the hospital, as she
now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said,
"Edna, I have good news and bad news. The
good news is you're being discharged; since
you were able to rationally respond to a crisis
by jumping in and saving the life of another
patient, I have concluded that your act displays
that you have a sound mind. The bad news is,
Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the
bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you
saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put
him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"

CRAP RUBBISH!!

May God save our younger ones from public school teachers so that they don't make the mistakes that we made o!

how many of you know it's not Jangilova epo motor? It is - JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR.!! I bet U didn't know..Don't be shy,I didn't know either,until now from som1 fb wall

I'm sure 99.9% of adults that grew up in Nigeria don't know particularly those who attended mushroom schools left to dilapidate because it belongs to the govt.

do you also know dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living, standard living" I know u are singing it
yes, its standard living o...not "Sandalili"

can we have more?

fados4sure: 1. Calabar
2. Akwa Ibon
3. Asaba
4. Abuja
5. Benin

I quite agree with your first 4 particularly Asaba. but the last one is the odd one out. I shooled in Benin and I must say that city is nothing to write home about.