Forum Games › Re: Only A Genius Can Save This Man (picture) by patrickmuf(m): 8:53am On Jun 26, 2023 |
Wawelexy: See ya mouth like hold the snake as rope.... The snake will watch him hold it like a rope abi?
Dude should just wait till the tree finally breaks up, maybe the splashing of water by the tree can scare off the Crocs, and since the snake went with the tree into the water, the Crocs might just opt for the snake and starts fighting, then dude can have enough time to swim to the other end of the river to avoid the lion since it couldn't swim....
Psalm 23 could just rescue him, who knows.... This one got me laughing... |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by patrickmuf(m): 10:38pm On Jun 24, 2023 |
TrebleChamp: Corner who, i full ground for trolling bro and ammunition plenty 😁😁. The bolded is what we all want, me just believe the manage should complain if the board no gree release money to sign players... If I am the manager, I'll resign because when things go south, the same board will still sack him... The board should do better but the man who will bear the brunt of their ineptitude should do well to distance himself from the BS! Summarily, I think you have a point just the same way those who blame the board have a strong argument. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by patrickmuf(m): 8:42pm On Jun 24, 2023 |
Omo make una excuseme from this episode. See as e be like say them don corner Treblechamp until Odizeey comot from no where with machine gun...
Make una just begthe board to sign players, na my own be this. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by patrickmuf(m): 9:16am On Jun 24, 2023 |
ChristoBam: Stop this childish, delusional talk. Say na 'Ronaldo criticize them once' lol. Only kids on Twitter were saying this sh*t. May be it's Ronaldo that's borrowing Sheikh Jassim over $5b. Ronaldo fanboys deserve koboko. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by patrickmuf(m): 5:37pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
KingTom: Wetin be this 🤣🤣🤣🤣 E get one baba wet fit flog the hell out of them every night until them sell the club. Na Joe Glazer I want make them use koboko design him body. Useless muda4kas |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by patrickmuf(m): 5:00pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
KingTom: I heard he's planning to buy Tottenham instead  😳😳😳 If Glazers no sell I swear I go carry their pictures enter Akpabuyo... |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by patrickmuf(m): 3:37pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
Even the press wey dey always link us with every player don tire. |
Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Recounts How She Was Blocked By A Guy She Tried Wooing by patrickmuf(m): 3:31pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
Dude prolly thought she was a catfish... |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by patrickmuf(m): 12:10pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
Birthday blessings Pkasso |
Politics › Re: Enugu Governorship Election Tribunal Orders Mbah To Appear Before It On Friday. by patrickmuf(m): 10:24am On Jun 23, 2023 |
generalud: Same case with gov umo eno over fake and forgged WAEC Certificate. If umo eno does not go, then I will come to conclusion that judiciary in Nigeria that was the last hope of the common man has now turned to be the assuerd hope of politicians. Umo Eno has a case? Can you please throw more light on it? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by patrickmuf(m): 10:19am On Jun 23, 2023 |
Afrodoc and eph12, I want someone to tell me something positive even if it's a lie.
Just tell me they are a few things yet to be sorted out and the deal will be announced. Una dey add to my worries.
See Arsenal buying players while we are watching. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by patrickmuf(m): 9:00am On Jun 23, 2023 |
Sheikh Jassim wetin dey happen? Why them never announce the deal na? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by patrickmuf(m): 8:14pm On Jun 21, 2023 |
OasisX:

.....make una try dey read few pages before dropping post(s) nah. 👌 |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by patrickmuf(m): 2:32pm On Jun 21, 2023 |
afrodoc: It is very likely that Caicedo would not have developed the way he did at Brighton if we had bought him then. The same with Bellingham. Those players went to teams that could develop them and importantly give them game time. Also remember that even Brighton saw that Caicedo was not ready in the first season and loaned him out for game time.
A player like Amad for instance made a mistake joining us when he did. I would not advise any teenager to join us. Our scouting is not the best but even our player development is dreadful.
For example, our academy LB Alvaro Fernandez spent last season playing for a team that uses wingbacks. He did really well but what does that really tell us about his ability to play LB at senior level, and what does that teach him about the defensive solidity and positioning required as a LB. Mejbri spent the season playing for a Birmingham side with probably the lowest possession in the Championship, utilizing Sam Allardyce style kick and follow tactics. Apart from chasing after loose balls there was nothing else required from Birmingham midfielders. How does that develop him into a United level player. Your argument is sound. The club needs to be restructured, no doubt about that. |
Forum Games › Re: Logically Who Would Come Out Alive From These Four? by patrickmuf(m): 9:07am On Jun 21, 2023 |
Replace the anaconda and lion with a Rhino and Tiger and then we have a real battle. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by patrickmuf(m): 9:18am On Jun 20, 2023 |
OasisX: Meet the new Chief of Defense Intelligence, Major General EPA Undiandeye.
He's from Cross River State.
South South ✔️ Cross River on the map... |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by patrickmuf(m): 8:21am On Jun 20, 2023 |
odizeey: Our scouts are good, contrary to what people think. That's how it was said here that Caicedo won't be able to handle the pressure if we signed him, that was before Brighton looked his way but today he is priced at over £60m... |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by patrickmuf(m): 8:19am On Jun 20, 2023*. Modified: 9:09am On Jun 20, 2023 |
DDG is bad at passing and commanding his box, that's something we have known right from when he joined the club especially the aspect that has to do with commanding his box.
Our defenders bar Martinez and Shaw are not very good at retaining possession under pressure and it gets worse when you go higher up the pitch.
We need an upgrade on DDG, Dalot/AWB, as cover for Shaw as Malacia does not look ready, a CM who can easily slot in as a DM, or maybe a DM and a CM, we also need a CF. Seeing that we have limited funds, as the coach which position will you prioritize? I think a percentage of those who are wrongly labeled as DDG fans include people who have looked at the team and think we can do with improvements in the outfield positions as a priority first before we look to replace DDG.
I don't think we will do any better if we spend £50m or more (Which will likely represent a chunk of our transfer budget) to sign a replacement for De Gea compared to improving the outfield positions. If Sheikh Jassim's bid is successful then, we can go all out, and bridge all the gaps we have rightly identified in the team.
Talking about transfers out of the club, I don't blame those who are at the forefront of it because as a big team, we pay more weekly wages meaning if a player does not perform, no top team will go after the player leaving us at the mercy of mid-table teams who simply can not match the wages we pay hence will ask that we reduce the transfer fee or keeping the player and paying his wages until his contract expires. Take Sancho for example, even second-rate teams like Spurs won't pay up to £60m for him looking at the wages he is on thus we have to keep and hope he miraculously improves or sell him for cheap.
They are odd scenarios though where we should have done better like the Lingard case. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by patrickmuf(m): 7:48am On Jun 20, 2023 |
Ellexy: Who is Dasisi? These are depressing names on God After una go say our scouts no sabi. If he joins Madrid or City now and does well, the scouts will be blamed. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by patrickmuf(m): 11:06pm On Jun 18, 2023*. Modified: 9:17pm On Jun 19, 2023 |
Expert17: 2 pk saves from Unai Simon..lmao
DDG can never. Las las all of una go dey alright. Una dey take some of this arguments here too personal. Unai Simon is now better than De Gea... |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by patrickmuf(m): 10:28pm On Jun 18, 2023 |
DeadPresidents: Not a good move for Amad as long as Gasperini is manager. He doesn’t utilize wingers like that This Naija boy that did so well this season is he not a winger? I will even prefer if Amad develops his game to play as an AM or an inverted forward much like David Silva/Bernado Silva. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by patrickmuf(m): 4:14pm On Jun 18, 2023 |
obonujoker: Erik ten Hag is willing to let Amad Diallo go back to Atalanta on a year-long loan, as part of a deal for Rasmus Højlund. [@sbates_people] Good move if true. He will play at a high level competition over there and will see a lot of game time. No question of adaptation. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by patrickmuf(m): 4:13pm On Jun 18, 2023 |
CrystalTiger: How many exclusive news una dn give us like na?..
Glaziers no pity us, una wey be our fellow fans still no fit pity us..Haba... 😂😂😂 |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by patrickmuf(m): 4:12pm On Jun 18, 2023 |
Leyqute: This coach should announce a press conference and start complaining. The Glazers are waiting for his public outburst. They need it before United can sign any players.
Or is it until the window ends and good players finish before he wants us to start make a move?
#ETHOut!  You are still on this issue? Una get unforgiving spirit for here... |
Family › Re: Since Today Is Father's Day. What Are You Going To Get For Your Fathers? by patrickmuf(m): 8:31am On Jun 18, 2023 |
adebayo201: Happy Father's Day to Se.un, Lala.sticlala, dra.gnet, ho.nsule, afrod.oc2, ep.h12, Le.yqute, larr.ide, Patric.kmuf, ram.udeuter, elam.piro, etc

I pray the we'll all witness more of it in sound health and prosperity. Same to you bro... |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by patrickmuf(m): 12:42pm On Jun 17, 2023 |
Donjazet2: Of course, nobody would call out this sucker for this provocative statement which obidients definitely find offensive but when obidients actually retort, we start seeing snide comments from agba "neutrals". Hypocrisy! Rich coming from you that constantly abuse Tinubu and his supporters here... |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by patrickmuf(m): 6:11pm On Jun 16, 2023 |
I am tired abeg. This Glazers, na thunder go fire them. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by patrickmuf(m): 7:34pm On Jun 15, 2023 |
afrodoc: Has she finally gone to serve?  Hahaha Doc you are too funny. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by patrickmuf(m): 7:21pm On Jun 15, 2023 |
CrystalTiger: WestHam rejected Assnal opening bid of £80m for Rice ... These mid-table clubs dn get mind... Arsenal should pull out of the deal. They are cheaper and better CMs out there. Rice isn't even worth £60m or at most. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by patrickmuf(m): 7:19pm On Jun 15, 2023 |
ChristineC: I expect us to raise some funds from Maguire, McTom, Martial, Donny, Henderson, Elanga, Sancho, Mengi, etc. as much as 12 players could leave the club permanently this summer. I expect nothing less than £150m here. however, I think Ten Hag has a good base to work with. Shrewd moves can work if we apply intellect in the market.
GK - Costa [£50m] DF - Kim & Timbers [£85m] MF - Amrabat (free), Mount, Rabiot (free) [£50m] F - Kane, Højlund, Thuram (free) [£140m]
DF - Timbers can cover for RB and CB, and can replicate what Shaw gave us last season on the right. I think he'd cost about €40m. Kim can legit displace Varane if his injury become consistent or provide serious competition anyways. he's as good on a one on one as he is capable in sprints. good presence and physicality. the guy has a release clause by July, get him in already. I'd have Alvaro Fernandez do a year on loan in a PL side and can possibly return to take Malacia spot at a year.
Options - Dalot, AWB, Timbers, Kim, Varane, Lindelof, Martinez, Shaw, Malacia. we can agree that this equals Man City backline for quality and depth.
MF - Amrabat can be tireless like Caicedo, he's at the right age and is experienced, for free. we should be all over that. Mount is here because it seem Ten Hag wants him. going by the penultimate season, I'd have no complaints but he's off a poor season albeit in a poor Chelsea side. for a young British player, you never know where next he's headed - could be for good, could be for the bins. I won't pay more than £47m though. Rabiot again for free. will be an upgrade on McTominay certainly, as well as good technique and presence. tricky, but we are on a budget. a salary of nothing more than £200k or we walk. I'm surprised we didn't grab Tielemanns on a free though.
Options - Casemiro, Rabiot, Amrabat, Eriksen, Fred, Mount, Fernandes, Iqbal, Mainoo, Hannibal.
F - if Kane has any ambition bigger than some placebo scoring record, he should be putting his foot down for a move to United. this is a tailored jigsaw for Ten Hag but what do I know? Højlund is an interesting prospect that can do decent game time and contribute straight away. at 20, he's got fierce and fearless characteristics like Garnacho. Thuram is another young forward that can certainly hold his own upfront. for free, he takes up Martial's squad role for far lower wages and greater durability. If we can't get Kane, I'd still have both young lads as they can fill in as wing forwards across the front as well. Options - (Kane), Rashford, Garnacho, Greenwood, Antony, Højlund, Thuram, (Amad), Pellistri. The truth is that we can't raise $150m from player sales as most clubs will prey on our desperation to sell. It is different when clubs want your players compared to when you are the one hawking them around. The wages too is a big concern so, the buying club will point to it in order to reduce the fee. We won't be selling to top clubs so, the wages issue will be a stumbling block. For the incomings, is that Timber good? Also, I'd take Muani over Thuram and one of Rabiot or Amrabat and not both. We also need a mirrored controller that will have Eriksen sit on the bench. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by patrickmuf(m): 4:33pm On Jun 15, 2023 |
[quote author=TrebleChamp post=123813930]Ten Hag should tear that rubbish list containing Mount and Pickford and prepare a better one, Oyel money is coming 😁.
abeg... |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by patrickmuf(m): 4:18pm On Jun 15, 2023 |
delkuf: All I want Is that man u should sign hoilund this season, any other player they get am ok That guy is the truth. Hojlund and Muani and our attack is set. |