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Donaldduke2019:
Bros please comot this thing, seeing this ticket still dey remind me of how stoke cut my bet yesterday

imsuboi:
iPhones are not for illiterates and fvckboys.

iOS is class;
iOS is King!

Deep Sight: I am certain you cannot produce a single fan of yours who would describe you as a wise man. But, vain glorious in the narcissism of the adulation of your own drastic imbecilic dimwitted-ness, you dance about - comic that you are - to proclaim so yourself.




Not a shred! ! !

dabrake: "Let A = God
B = Love
C = Blind.
If A = B (God is Love) and B = C (Love is blind), then by the rule of transitivity, B = C (God is Blind)

What is your take on this?"

Oboy, I chew lips that day.

Lila_martedi: Lmao! I love Davido mehn

SPEED5: Go and sit down, gullible somebody. Dis kind of reasoning is d very reason u and ur family is short changed in d nigerian project

Okija_juju: [b]I still spend 2500 naira everyday on Petrol (25 litres) for my generator..



In fairness, they do bring the light sometimes after midnight. But my law is that if by 10p.m when I am about to sleep there is no light, my Generator will run till daybreak when I go to work as I cant wake up in the middle of the night to change over due to both the achitectural layout of my flat and my deep sleep pattern. The security men in the estate are utterly useless and cant help me with regards to turning off my generator when light comes at night.


Based on this, I can only say that light has started coming in my estate in Oniru, which is an improvement from the 24hrs total blackout I use to experience before. But the above reason still makes me spend money on petrol which I cant fully blame on the new Electricity company. For example, last night, the light went off by 9:30.. I waited till 10:45 before putting on my generator to sleep. I woke up this morning to see that there was Public Power supply.. I couldnt tell what time the light was restored in the middle of the night.

However, for me to rate them properly, I think this method of random power supply should cease immediately. A timed method should be adopted. Tell me what time of the day I will have power and for what duration so that I can better plan myself. This method of bring light today by 1pm, tomorrow by 8, next by 4, e.t.c is rubbish and dosent make for a good assessment of improvement per se. If I am guaranteed 12hours of light a day, every 12 hours, its better for me than this current method of 30mins light now, another 2 hrs power later, anothe 6 hrs another time, back to no light for 3 days straight, e.t.c.. [/b]

lomomike: Composure is the key here. Knowing you have had a blown up tyre yet trying to stay calm while bringing the car to a controlled stop is very very important. When running on high speed and a tyre suddenly blows out, DON'T go any where near your BRAKES and DONT suddenly turn your STEERING WHEEL out of tension or fear. Most people will suddenly slam on their brakes (when a tyre burst, all the weight of the car shifts to that burst thus the car will tend to dive or dip in that direction plus the inertia might forcefully steer the car towards or away that burst tyre violently; slamming on the brakes or suddenly turning the steering wheel Will result to a total loss of traction on one or more tyres, or violent sudden shift in car weight and this could result in loss of control or roll over or a somersault, or violent careering of such car suddenly off the road ultimatly leading to a crash) immediately you experience a burst tyre, that brake should not be touched. Grip the steering wheel firmly and gradually bring the car to your intended direction (on a straight line), gradually take your legs off the accelerator pedal. Keep holding the steering and guiding the direction of the car till it slows down very well then you can finally pull over to the shoulder of the road and stop.


Please at all times ensure you stick to your vehicle manufacturer's recommended tyre specification. Also don't run too fast on roads that you aren't sure of. Maintain equal tyre brands, type and rating on all wheels, plus don't over or under pump your tyres and finally don't use bad, expired or substandard or worn out tyres.

Purist: The Argentine president obviously has a history of ill health.

- She had previously been diagnosed of cancer
- She suffers from chronic hypertension
- She recently had a head injury

As of the time this so-called "prophecy" was made, her health condition certainly was not anywhere near optimal. Even a certified fool would have been able to venture out a guess and "prophesy" the impending death of a certain leader in Argentina, given these antecedents (notice how "leader" is so generic).

Furthermore, this "prophecy" was made as far back as April 2012. That's exactly 1 year and 6 months ago. Yet, we were made to believe back then that an Argentinian leader would die SOON. Pray tell, how on earth is 1.5 years "soon" (and we're still even awaiting this death o)? My understanding of "soon", although relative in itself, does not in anyway indicate that we would have to wait for a whole year and half to see the manifestation of the predicted event.

But of course, TB Joshua, being the calculative charlatan that he is, has obviously studied this woman's health history extensively to know well enough that she doesn't really have much longer to spend on this earth. We just have to wait for when it will inevitably happen, even if it would take 2 years, 5 years or even 10 years. After all, he "prophesied" that it would happen "soon", and we all know that "soon" is very relative term.

And to appease the TB Joshua apologists in the event that she fails to die any time in the foreseeable future, remember that TB Joshua prophesied the death of a "leader", not necessarily "president". So even if some local Argentine politician dies next week (which is more than likely), his "prophecy" would have come to pass anyway.

TB Joshua -- scamming gullible Nigerians since the 90's.

Aderupoko2: Tell me which manufacturing or oil and gas company that doesn't have more than 70% of their work force as Engineers.

50calibre: No!! What the OP is saying is very clear, girls should not judge their guys by the content of their pockets or the present, but by the potential the person carries.

And No Obama didnt marry his high school sweetheart, he & Michelle met while they were both practising.

What type of weed + ethanol do you consume these days?

Coldfeet: My heart! So kind!! My eyes so beuriful! And my skin no scar stays permanent! It heals perfectly.

sylvalord: 4 a douchebag?

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Mr Aboki: I disagree..


Mental retardation is a fruit of the Devil and thus anyone that has this devil in them is confrimed for Hell.. Ask Jesus..

nne3870: @op I support you tell his mum, dad, sisters and his pastor also. Everybody should be involved in helping your BF stop the devilish act on himself.
I will help you pray!

Neckson: The america we have now is not as strong as b4.but obama 2 is a sensible man he knows wat 2 do