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cynthico: Pls I cudnt download the file from the link posted probably it has been removed. Please can anyone help me with hw I can get it? Tanx alot

I took down the material. . . I didn't know if it was useful or not as there was no indication on this thread. So I checked it out to try and download, saw about 200 downloads had already been done and I took it down.

Apparently, some folks it wasn't meant for were downloading it. . . At least no one said anything here.
They are only good @dropping their emails randomly assif their reasoning can't fathom better.

Or could it be that folks on this thread were being the classic ingrates majority of Nigerians are known to be?

Whatever folks! All the best . . . I'm outta una thread

As promised, I have prepared answers to the SHL practice test, well, first I had to read through the Data protection Agreement to be sure i wasnt flouting any confidentiality agreement.

Study the answers and get better understanding of how your are expected to give answers; not that both questions are to be repeated.

I uploaded it here;
http://www.datafilehost.com/d/92bc0290
And I MAY take it down SOON
. . .U can indicate if you're able to download or not

#As you’ve been given freely, all I expect in return is for you to also help at least one other person. Do it wholeheartedly and with no reservations.
All the best, practise well, and excel!!!

**NOTE: Answer provided for Q25 is correct according to SHL (when supplied in the practise test) and I find it rather puzzling.

During my time (last year in Akwa Ibom) it was Definitely my happiest day!

I hated that camp with a passion . . . Running from soldiers everytime to escape frog jump, parade, lecture *phew*. I was soooo happy!!!

Did I miss friends? Mptsseeeewww, Friends ko . . . I was just too happy to get outta that Prison

Techwriter: Obviously they lived when US still had regard for God, when homosexuality was frowned at and people respected the sanctity of marriage. Now everything is upside down in trying to be wise they became foolish by rejecting the God of their fathers and removed God from their schools. The US is gradually becoming history, heavily immersed in debt and clamoring for recognition they went ahead to sign a peace agreement with Iran against Israel wish yesterday. This may be the last of America being the superpower, don't dare Israel, what is behind them is more than human

You were making sense @ d beginning & I was going to 'like' the post. . . Only to finish the post on a rather thoughtless note *smh*. . .

50calibre: Unfortunately, I'm not blessed with the ability to forgive my enemies, talk much of loving them.

We can put aside out differences and work together if its in our interest but it changes nothing & someday when I get the chance, I won't hesitate to get back at that person.

Sounds pretty much like moi. . . Is it good or bad? Irrelevant

EndNote: for someone like me, "forgiveness" isn't really the issue, its Forgetting! I can remember a LOT of details with almost Zero effort! . . . & then the rage comes again

. . . Well, maybe its cos I do to others as I want to be treated, and when they fail to reciprocate, I see it as valid reason to take the gloves off!!!

Italiano1: Now this is a thinking Ibo man.

The SE will start to progress when there is a reduction in migration to other parts of Nigeria and more importantly when they shun individualism and learn to hold their leaders to account. Orji Kalu is an Ibo hero despite the fact that he left Abia in a pathetic state. He built a 100 room mansion in his village even when the roads that lead to it are virtually impassable.

Yet he is a hero

fatwallet: Nigeria is a small nation just the size of texas ,just a little bigger than california,4 times smaller than Alaska.
Nigeria is made of numerous tribes ,Lagos Stock Exchange sounds too much like tribal propaganda to me ,I oppose Lagos Stock Exchange. Nigerian Stock Exchange is better.
All in All Nigeria is a failed state and will never develop to first world even if you transfer the wall street,hoover dam and hollywood sign to nigeria,
no sane Nigerian will ever relocate back .look up my reasons on the other topic,Africa most especially West Africa Will never be first world .

Eleriibu! Oju e la se! . . . Anuofia! Enemy of progress

Brymo: I know wat dis pple mean,go n buy ur moto.

The same cars that are expected to cost multiples of their old prices as from next year? I think not. . .

Its simply senseless to ban anything WITHOUT alternatives being on ground. In fact, 70% of alternatives should be on ground before placing a ban on anything. That way, the effects won't be 'detrimental' to 'anyone'.

Connecting with the emotions and feelings of the people is key in policy making. Government needs to truly feel the pulse of the people and act to make their 'pulse' beat normally and not explode with High BP.

I've got answers to the SHL practice questions. I've been a silent observer and I've been wondering why the solidarity on this thread is FAKE.

I've seen people ask to know simple questions but got no answer. Why don't you all just admit this is all a competition 2u?
If not, why can't one of U simply say; The questions in the Practice test are same with/some are included in the main test. Or maybe even say, none was featured at all.

I doubt if that will hurt your chances of still out-performing those you'll outperform. Therefore, it shouldn't be too much a deal to say that!

Anywaiz, no need dropping ur emails, I'll make wt I have in2 pdf and find a way to put it online 4 y'all to download.

Happy sunday.

the site is not bad

ccollins: Who cares if you mailed the op. Your retarded brains did not let you know the lives of female students your bloody sug has destroyed by reason of the meeting the need of lustful lecturers desires. Your arrogant head only brought you to a faceless forum to boasts shit about your sug

You sound so frustrated. Have your sisters been unable to graduate? Despite getting impregnated by their lecturers?

Loser, you are sooo confused and spewing thrash!

Hopeless loser yet to pass JAMB, go and play with your mates @ JAMB tutorial

Your foolish presentations make it obvious you lack ability to comprehend and will NEVEr qualify to pass through the walls of any tertiary institution. . . Not even for school of fishery!

nitrogen: Gongo aso-9ice

Oga what is that! That you don't understand a language doesn't make the song wack Ooo. . . Gongo-Aso bawo. . . The song make sense in its own way Oo

UNIJOS does not deserve this money. This is a seriously dysfunctional institution with staff that should be choked!

This same University was queried about 2months ago by House of Reps members who on oversight function visit to the school learnt that over 100Million naira was returned to the FG because they failed to spend it.

A school that fails to spend its allocations for 'much needed' development also happened to be one of those schools that voted against calling off the strike (if its true they voted against tho).

Irony; fighting for increased funding when they are returning several millions in unspent allocation.
How ridiculous some Nigerians can be!

Its just a dysfunctional school and God should start choking peeps whose thinking negates progress. The less of them we have, the better for us!

World Bank must have been high on something when awarding this to a senseless institution.

ccollins: You are still a love-vendor like your rest friends because instead of an outcry for a drastic change to such abhorrent menace in your immoral school. You watched as your compatriots performed excellently in their demeaning job of arranging gullible girls for the lecturers. Infact,is that the job of the sug exco's as they are elected into public office by the fellow students. Cowards!!!!

I wish your reasoning was better than that of a hopeless fool. . . Else you could have known how we treated EF ups of unruly elements . . . But then, I'm allergic to conversing with morons-morons-morons like You!

You were probably too daft to see were I told OP I've mailed him on how to fix this. . . What a biological waste you are!

chidinwachukwu: The house Never convicted Her For Money Laundering or Embezlement,but for authorizing the buying of the car even when the didn't approve of it.But you people were busy shouting Corruption and Embezzlement Of which she was never Convicted Off.but because your tribalistic nature and Animosity against IGBOs all of you forgot about Facts and Called for her Head even when She was still being investigated by the panel.Bunch of Hypocrites that's what all you are.I rest my Case

Let me get your 'Eastern Solidarity' point of view very well; approving sums of money outside constitutionally approved limits IS NOT corruption? How interesting

And did you say they didn't prove she authorized those purchases? You must be a demon induced slow-poke!

. . . Oh, and lest I 4get, the best part of this story will be unraveled when its proven Cosharis or wts their name 'Gave Kick-backs' based on these transactions

unmask: if sahara reporters are so adept at catching only thieves from the east, then eastern journalists should do the same......i'm sure the south westerners would be highly grateful....if they can help flush out bad eggs....It only makes the region saner and I assure nobody will carry a placard over a corrupt official

A thousand kisses muuuaaaahhh #NoHomo

Comment of The Year!!!!!!!

take dat: Hogwash! NOI is incapable of ever accepting her little failings and intolerant of receiving knocks from analysts or criticism from the media. Criticism is the grist of Democracy. Punch's editorial was premised on the submission of the Comptroller General of Customs. I am sure the posters above me did not read the editorial published by Punch before the ethnic solidarity.


"The Comptroller-General of the Nigerian Customs Service, Abdullahi Dikko, had stunned a Senate joint-committee that by September, the nation had lost N603 billion to import duty waivers, exemption of levies, concessions and import substitution schemes. Of this amount, N264 billion was lost to waivers on petroleum products import and N76 billion to manufacturers and assembly plants. Corruption and fiscal indiscipline have obviously sunk to an unacceptable level. Even more stunning was the feeble attempt by Okonjo-Iweala to defend the reckless abuse of waivers and other incentives as policies designed to help certain sectors and generate jobs."

http://www.punchng.com/editorial/jonathan-okonjo-iweala-and-waivers/


Its become a crime for challenge Okonjo and speak against the waste in the system , why? Because of her academic excellence, and academic excellence does not make one a good manager of the economy. Her hallmark is singing aloud tunes that are discordant with the reality on ground. I trust the 'Ethnic Gangs' to label Punch a Yoruba party in a bid of defend NOI.

God bless you bro! & God punish Nigerians who choose to be sentimental instead of being Objective!

ccollins: And you are proud to categorically state explicitly that you are one of them.shame on your school

You are a silly nitwit!!! I said that in response to someone who thought SUG peeps can solve it. Dumbskul!

OP, if you are serious, I have sent U a PM, you can reply to it if this story is true and you want it fixed.

killemslim: Now this is where SUG in our uni should step in if they were to b trusted and still of worth but they've all lost dia powers to money and politics.nevertheless ur friend has been in skul for 3yrs now lyk u said,she should @least know someone who she can trust among d academic or non academic staff dat can give her a listening ear but if not she should try out the guildiance and counseling unit mayb they can help out since they work closely with skul senate in cases lyk this.She also need to pray hard God never sleeps and will never let his children suffer in d hands of Devils lyk dat lecturer.

I was a Union executive in my University and I can categorically tell U dat evn Union executives arrange 'babes' for lecturers!

Some even use lecturers to intimidate uncooperative girls into giving in to them.

Does the OP know meaning of Appalling I think not. . .