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Soffyh:
Congratulations brother,my Best advice for you is to minimize ur traveling,gombe no safe oo don't mind nairalander o

ibechris:
Brother,u see this forum is inundated with people whose background is rooted in extreme poverty. Most times when matters like this come up,they just wished why not me hence their reasons for antagonising anyone who comes for advice bothering on money,properties and women.

In fact,anytime u come up here for opinions such as the earlier one,pls listen to few responsible ones and leave those cursed ones to their destiny.

They have nothing soothing or advice to give but haul all kinds of insults at you just to proof to you how they also insult their parents at home.

Thank God u got a solution to this and i am sure mum would be happy up there.

Cheers!

Gentlerespect76:
Look, as a parent, once you send your child off to school, the absolute duty to safekeep and protect the child rests with the school. The parents are not to blame in anyway here because the incident happened far away in Dubai while the child was in custody of the school or through its superintendents (here teachers or other school workers). For the girl in question, it bleeds my heart that you are even thinking of blaming her, a mere child of 10. What's wrong with you? The child is incapable of knowing the implications of her actions at this age. Please stop talking about subjectivity here. I am a parent whose child is at least 5/6 years older than that child. For over 13 years of schooling I pick my children up from school; I know what I am saying.

naptu2:
https://gazettengr.com/chrisland-school-suspends-10-year-old-female-pupil-after-being-raped-while-playing-truth-or-dare-in-dubai/

Traplord09:
student at the Clariantian University of Nigeria, CUN, located at Nekede in Owerri West Local Government Area of Imo State, whose name was given as Suel Ambrose, slumped and later gave up the ghost while participating in a biblical demonstration of how Jesus Christ was crucified.


It was gathered that the incident, which happened on Friday (Good Friday), threw the university community into confusion.


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/04/undergraduate-slumps-dies-acting-jesus-crucifixion-drama/amp/

Saao:
try travel to the North if you return safely then it means your family already paid the ransom placed on you.

tollyboy5:
In 2011 election PDP won Lagos and Southwest despite ACN (tinubu) party dominating the governorship polls.

Goodluck won in Lagos and ACN ribadu got an extreme defeat from top contestant.

Are you saying those that voted PDP in Lagos are the Igbos that dominate Lagos?

Lagos election always shows that Lagosians have an independent mindset. Only foolish people thinks APC decision is Yoruba decision.

Once the electoral laws are effective we'll start seeing the unbiased way lagosians do cast their vote.

naptu2:
https://punchng.com/presidential-pardon-how-efcc-spent-11-years-millions-to-prosecute-dariye-nyame/

GraciousGod190:
As much as I hate bringing this here, I need advice on ways to go about this..is it right for a father to drag his wife wealth with his son, knowing fully well, the son is now a grown man.

My mom left us with lot of properties she acquired as inheritance from her father and mother side, been the only surviving child, while she was still around some relatives wanted to grab some of it...claiming she's a woman...but seeing she had a grown up son which was me they had to maintain and stay on their lane... besides my mom was never the sluggish type.

Now, my dad is trying to drag this property with me, saying he wants to sell some of the land without even informing me... he his claiming some of house rents and lavishing it on frivolities anyhow.

Yes he's my father, he trained me up to this stage that I am, but by right I thought Those properties are mine already.since it's inheritance that's supposed to be passed down to her offsprings.....if am wrong please someone should tell me.

Timagex:
Fun fact. I have not seen the movie. aswearugaud!

But, if what you said is true, that means I'm on point.

Timagex:
12. THE BEST MAN PROPOSES THE TOAST.
Go and learn how to propose a proper toast o!

13. THEY ALSO SIGN PART OF THE MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE.
The best man serves as one of the legal witnesses by signing a section of the marriage certificate before it is being presented to the couple by the officiating minister. This should not be a problem.


14. THE BEST MAN MIGHT BE CALLED UPON TO GIVE A SPEECH AT THE RECEPTION.
This is known as the best man’s speech. The speech usually contains insights into the love life of couple before the wedding, how they met, his own role in settling disputes when they fought, etc and sometimes, the best man uses it an avenue for vote of thanks. The speech usually ends with a toast.

15. THE BEST MAN SOMETIMES CONDUCTS THE ORDER OF PHOTOGRAPHS.
Please, as the best man, try your best to ease the burden of the photographer as this critical moment. The photographer will be grateful.

16. THE BEST MAN GOES HOME WITH THE CHIEF BRIDES MAID AFTER THE WEDDING! No be me talk am o. But, anything can happen. You gerrit?


There is nothing really hard in being the best man. Just be confident and go with the flow. YOU WILL DO JUST FINE. I PROMISE.


HOWEVER, AS THE BEST MAN, PLEASE,
1. Do not come to the wedding and start forming frosh and start doing “igberaga”. If you know all you will be doing is press phone, please, don’t take the best man role. You were chosen to serve, not to be served.

2. If you will be rude to the vendors like telling the photographer that you are not sure he is a professional, or calling the caterer a compound fool because she didn’t serve your friends on time, don’t do it.

3. If you cannot ginger the groom and bring good vibes, don’t do it. Don’t come and be behaving like you were being forced. Be humble.

4. Don’t try to outshine the groom. We know say you fine. We know you can speak phonetically heavy english. We also know you can dance. Do all, but, don’t outdo the groom. Wisdom is profitable to direct.

5. Do not leave your post and start directing who should get rice or semo. Have some dignity.

That’s it for this week!

Past best men in the house should help us add to the tips in case we missed any.

Next week will be for the chief brides maid! Watch out! Thanks for your time! I remain Timagex. Your favourite wedding photographer. Bye for now...

cc FuckHomophobes go through this sir.

cc lalasticlala cc mynd44 please, help us move this to the promise land to help future bestmen.