₦airaland Forum

Why won't there be a division when unrighteous man is their President

In as much as a Fulani man is drinking their oyel with open eye and one Nnamdi KANU still remain in the zoo net, I pity the President. The last. time I checked, military de learn work for were militant de.

Some Zombies will still come hear to defend their president saying be patient with this government. He knows what is doing. Now the suffering continues

I have not seeing this kind of power station in Nigeria, I mean the picture above. meanwhile. light no de come self that's why they did dat

Government of " we will, we shall"

keep quiet! who told you? if this months ends by tomorrow will make it 3 months without receiving salary

2018 na today? let's talk about the present I.e 2016

The most painful part is that they don't realize that dollar, rent, bread has increased but salary remain fixed.

Why kano pillars got many slot?

Why kano. pillars got many slot?

The gods are angry. Meanwhile, she is just kicking the air

A fool indeed. Why won't he defect when he has looted enough and looking for safety so dat he will not b probed

you can also park sand and pur on d dogs eyes for safety

lol the brown envelop pastor. I will believe him if bishop David Oyedepo confirms it.

'The Nuclear Interview...' Anchor: "your Excellency, you are participating in this nuclear summit for the first time. What do you hope to achieve here and how will it help better the lives of Nigerians back home?"
Bubu: "thank you Mr. moderator. Ahhh, zis ahhh nukiliar soomit ahhh, allihamdullillahi will helf us ahhh achib za nukiliar debelopment of za ahhh kwarupshun war and helf us rekoba looted punds in za ahhh American economy..."
Anchor: "talking about looted funds. What has it got to do with this summit?"
Bubu: (confuse...) "ahhh, tenkiuuu modaretaaa ahhh, za looters will tiry to steal money and hide it with nukiliar tekinoloji. But wance they know we are associated with ahhh nukiliar energy frogram of za world ahhh, they will think twice". Anchor: (dazed...) "but it's in the news that you've recovered a lot of looted funds. Even the Swiss government will be returning $200m to Nigeria from the Abacha loot. These monies, why not fix the electricity sector with it? And with the way BH is ravaging Nigeria, don't you think it is dangerous to acquire nuclear energy? And how will you even manage something that sophisticated?"
Bubu: (dazed...confused...overwhelmed...laughs) "you seem to know more about my kwantiri more zan me. I will just say no comment. Tenkiu!" Leaves the interview room to go drink fura da nono. Fashola's call came in... "sir, electricity has dropped to 0megawatts-a first sir. What do I do?!"
Bubu: "tell Layi Mohammed to tell za gwalibu fifu Jonathan is responsible. Just make suaaah zia is fawa in Aso Rock to chill my fura da nono".

'The Nuclear Interview...'
Anchor: "your Excellency, you are participating in this nuclear summit for the first time. What do you hope to achieve here and how will it help better the lives of Nigerians back home?"
Bubu: "thank you Mr. moderator. Ahhh, zis ahhh nukiliar soomit ahhh, allihamdullillahi will helf us ahhh achib za nukiliar debelopment of za ahhh kwarupshun war and helf us rekoba looted punds in za ahhh American economy..."
Anchor: "talking about looted funds. What has it got to do with this summit?"
Bubu: (confuse...) "ahhh, tenkiuuu modaretaaa ahhh, za looters will tiry to steal money and hide it with nukiliar tekinoloji. But wance they know we are associated with ahhh nukiliar energy frogram of za world ahhh, they will think twice".
Anchor: (dazed...) "but it's in the news that you've recovered a lot of looted funds. Even the Swiss government will be returning $200m to Nigeria from the Abacha loot. These monies, why not fix the electricity sector with it? And with the way BH is ravaging Nigeria, don't you think it is dangerous to acquire nuclear energy? And how will you even manage something that sophisticated?"
Bubu: (dazed...confused...overwhelmed...laughs) "you seem to know more about my kwantiri more zan me. I will just say no comment. Tenkiu!" Leaves the interview room to go drink fura da nono. Fashola's call came in... "sir, electricity has dropped to 0megawatts-a first sir. What do I do?!"
Bubu: "tell Layi Mohammed to tell za gwalibu fifu Jonathan is responsible. Just make suaaah zia is fawa in Aso Rock to chill my fura da nono".

'The Nuclear Interview...' Anchor: "your Excellency, you are participating in this nuclear summit for the first time. What do you hope to achieve here and how will it help better the lives of Nigerians back home?" Bubu: "thank you Mr. moderator. Ahhh, zis ahhh nukiliar soomit ahhh, allihamdullillahi will helf us ahhh achib za nukiliar debelopment of za ahhh kwarupshun war and helf us rekoba looted punds in za ahhh American economy..." Anchor: "talking about looted funds. What has it got to do with this summit?" Bubu: (confuse...) "ahhh, tenkiuuu modaretaaa ahhh, za looters will tiry to steal money and hide it with nukiliar tekinoloji. But wance they know we are associated with ahhh nukiliar energy frogram of za world ahhh, they will think twice". Anchor: (dazed...) "but it's in the news that you've recovered a lot of looted funds. Even the Swiss government will be returning $200m to Nigeria from the Abacha loot. These monies, why not fix the electricity sector with it? And with the way BH is ravaging Nigeria, don't you think it is dangerous to acquire nuclear energy? And how will you even manage something that sophisticated?" Bubu: (dazed...confused...overwhelmed...laughs) "you seem to know more about my kwantiri more zan me. I will just say no comment. Tenkiu!" Leaves the interview room to go drink fura da nono. Fashola's call came in... "sir, electricity has dropped to 0megawatts-a first sir. What do I do?!" Bubu: "tell Layi Mohammed to tell za gwalibu fifu Jonathan is responsible. Just make suaaah zia is fawa in Aso Rock to chill my fura da nono".

Jesu! and the paid fools will still continue to hail Buhari. one day na one day.....

My happiness is that all his predictions concerning Buhari's administration and the zoo came to pass. APC promise change but what we are seeing is chain just as he is in chains. But one day, we all will be free from bandage in our lives.

This kind of budget I never see am This kind of budget I never seee Them pad am so teee they tire They ague so teee they tire.
Which way Nigeria Which way Nigeria Which way to gooooo.. ..

For niaja, once you hear dat forget it.

If Jega had been the President of this country, it would have been better than this backward man called Buhari

Government of blame by the blamer and the blamest

I will ask did I ever raise my hands on you? How can I touch innocent boy like u? abi. person no de play with you?

Press waiting? For what for?

The should blame Buhari Simple

Amaechi: Oby I am finished I have no say again in Rivers State.
OBJ: Haba! Amaechi I understand how u feel. But u still have hope because Wike still loves u by saying u are his Bombay.

Is this for real? kachikwu, u see ur life How can perform magic when u agree that the dullest should be minister of oyel over u?

Bayelsa was created out of Rivers State that's y

That spot no get solution ooooo, no matter. the government in place. Maybe wike might be lucky to. fixed it

Amaechi is the cause