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tydi:
Good day papas/mamas in the house
my sugar benignasweety is doing great
God gat the wheel
your untimely "PRAYERS" is all she needs!
keep your fingers crossed for I will drop the *GOOD NEWS* hot and fresh!!!
remain blessed y'all

happy children's day

*deep sigh of relief*
Thank God shes fine.


*ears itching for the hot and fresh goodnews o*

Licious07:
Good morning sabi mamas pls help me torchlight this matter. I woke up yesterday at midnyt to water trickling down my legs,which I was a 100% sure wasn't urine. Went to d hospital later in d day,was checked and told it was liquid cervical discharge that baby has enough water around him. This morning I woke up to bleeding and mild cramps. I can't see any mucus in it. Should I go back to d hospital or just relax cos I don't want to be turned back again ooo. I'm 39weeks5days.

Hian! Carry your bag begin go hospital now now!
Labour comes in different dimension o. Mama pls head to ths hospital o.@39weeks!
God got you.

maureensylvia:
STOP BEING A SILENT PARTICIPANT DURING SEX.....

I wonder how some men cope with ladies who do not moan and scream during sex.
Let's be frank and sincere, is it a sin for a Christian to have a ringing tone while having sex to show how much they're enjoying their spouse
How can Oga be banging you and you will not be making any sounds at all?
Kilode?

Sex that has no moans, is that one sex?
Some even referred to it as ringing tones.
There are some things that don't need to be taught and moaning during sex is one of them.
You don't need to be taught that you have to moan or voice out your ringing tone while being screwed.

But unfortunately, some ladies are so boring, so archaic and so religious that no matter how hard oga bang their wet spot and no matter how sweet the sex is, they will rather suppress the confession instead of letting out the irresistible moans.
Please try and moan while he is sexing you like mofedaku!!

Moaning makes his erection to last longer.
Moaning gives him a sense of confidence.
Moaning tells him that your body and soul are into the show.
Moaning makes him to hit you harder.
In fact, the louder the moans, the sweeter the wet spot to him.
Don't just lie there as a dead body.
Be part of the sex.
Moaning energises him.
Some ladies are so annoying that while they are being laid, they will be so absent minded to the extent that oga will be wondering whether he is sexing a human or a dead body.
Some will just spread their wet spot while the oga is sweating himself out hitting the wet spot.
That is so bad.
It kills the passion.
It makes the man feel he is forcing you to have sex with him.
It makes a sex that should last for 50mins to last for 15mins.
Please moan!
Baby moan out loud!

It does not matter what you are moaning about, just make sure you are screaming and making some romantic sounds.
It could be:
''arrrg, mmmm,
oh my God,
chai baby,
chimoooo,
baby injure me,
baby labam,
lasiem ike,
scatter it,
please baby don't cum now,
oh baby,
hit me hard,
do me harder,
it's all yours,
tear it,
baby wound me,
ouch, ouch!
You're bitting my nipples ooooooo!!
And sometimes, start crying out of excess sweetness of the sex.

Also remember to suck his ear lobes as you both are glued to each other.

If you have never sucked his inner ear lobes during sex, then you are missing out.
Wet his ears with your deep licking. It tickles him and sends him out of this world.
Make sure you don't miss out on the nipples ooooooo!!

You will even enjoy it.
Try it tonight.
And please don't forget to moan .
My Moaning can wake a dead person....

Ewooo o,dem don bring der ashewo come here ooo! Lol.
Me dey moan wella o,even call my hubby by name and pet name and after it all,he'll say "ashewo buruku niwo omo yin. Sa ma do mi pa". "I like it so".
And then i'll say "i gree say i be ashewo,shebi na for my husband i dey do d ashewo,na me go 'use' u wella".

I cant imaging making love without sweet moanings o ah!

tiwatopebam:
Good afternoon to my lovely mamas, I want you to please implore all the mamas on this thread to use five minutes of their time to say a word of prayer for this team, after mama iyomomoreloaded did roll call, two people came out to tell us they are no longer in our team due to loss. Team JUne mama I know God is already on the throne for us, no more loss. Mother alive, babies alive, plenty money for fathers,
Please lets come out for pre delivery roll call


Nobledeals ------------- mama please if you can see this mention, come on the thread and tell us how you are doing, am so sure you are fine. And you have not provided your due date and gender. We have few weeks to go.

tiwatopebam ------------. June 27/17 XY

Suzzy4God ---------------. June 8 how are you doing ma? PleAse come online and tell us how you doing?

Orente21 -------------------. XX June 3my mama, u Don born I dey wait for your birth alert.

Ariegurl -------------------. June 12 how are you doing ma? Please say hi after seeing this.

Toriella -------------------- mama please come online and provide your gender and date.

BlossomedCherry ----. XY, XX, XX June 27/16 mama, please come and tell us how our triplet are doing? The second triplet on this thread this year.

Iyomomoreloaded ---- lovely mama that has been helpful , May GOd bless u, she did the last roll call, but please provide your gender and date again, my phone is faulty, am using something else to browse.

OmoLayo29 -------------. June 6 FTM like me, please make sure your bag is packed , it can happen anytime . So that DH will not be looking for things up and down.

Chinweotito ------------- mama, we have not been hearing from you, hope you are fine, please come online to tell us how you are doing?

Benignasweety --------. XY June 10 my active mama, you are always keeping the thread lively, hope you are not porting again, I saw all your hmo stuff, I laughed too, please forgive me. But i love reading ur dairy.

Mofy1 -----------------------. June 13 mama it has been long, come online and say hi now.

Perfectcrown -----------. June 28 how are you doing? Mtn should take their time , but check the updates on your phone, stop the updates so that MTN will stop the updates.

Oamronnie _________ Ported to May, mama how is LO doing?

Targatarga. _________. June 19 mama since you registered you have not checked online. Come and say hi.

Chinweotito _________. XY June 12/16 mama, please come online and say hi.

Mizzy2posh ___________ mama, please provide your gender and date. Mama please wait till JUne 1 before you deliver so that we can have June 1st baby.

Hope our bags are packed and our nursery is set, Speedy delivery for all us. Mama Endeavour to read supernatural delivery book before going into favour room.


My tummy look like a truck now, many people are saying I will give birth to two, I have done more than four scan and is only one. Some say people that carrying boys have bigger Tummy than people carrying girl, is it true.
TEAMJUNEFORSUPERNATURALDELIVERY

Thanks cappo. I'm doing great.
Doc sed d cs wld be done in d 37th week which is in about 2weeks time.

Aside dat,na so so pain pain i dey feel for my pelvic and ribs.

Its well.
Thanks for checking on us. God bless you.
#sharpsharpdelivery

[quote author=Queenetha post=56863414]Dear Mamas,
I av a question that has been on my mind. Please for the sabi mamas dt have delivered, how did u dispose the placenta? did u leave it in the hospital or what?

Please for those of u dt have disposed the placenta culd u explain the best way or process to go abt it.

Please dont jump and pass ooo, ejoo oo, biko.

thanks.[/quote

Pls collect it from the hospital and give it to hubby to bury it in a safe place...

mignone:
I don't know&can't say abt d causes u observed bt ppl swear by 'Epiderm' for such condition. u may jst av to be careful enough to buy d original. maybe u check standard pharmacies if u're interested.
do all av a fruitful day mamas.

Really?!
Its safe in breastfeeding?
Thanks mama,i appreciate yr input.

Gdmrng mothers. Trust every1 is doing great? Sharp sharp delivery to us all in Jesus Name!

Pls ders smting dat has bn an issue to me. When i was breastfeeding my first baby,i couldnt take foods like milk,fish,crayfish,okro,eggs cause if i do,i'll have HIVES RASH all over my body. Der was a night dat hubby had to rush me to d hosp very late in d nyt cus i was covered with HIVES RASH! The only thing dat helped a bit was a medication called BENADRYYL but i cldnt take it for long cus of my baby. Well it all stopped 7months into breastfeeding.

I've been so afraid dat it shld not repeat itself in dis 2nd breastfeeding cus ive bn enjoying all d listed food above snc 2016 only for dis hives rash ro surface three dats ago wen i never evn born or start breastfeeding.

I dont kn if any mother has exprienced dis. Its so so annoying dat i cant eat all dos while breatfeeding. I dnt kn wat to do.

Pls your inputs will be appreciated.

Pls dnt jump and pass. Biko heeeellllp!!!

Iyomomoreloaded:
How are the sexy #TeamJune mama's doing?
Hope we have finished shopping and all our bags are packed?
May is almost gone, June is just a few days away!
The good Lord shall perfect all dat concerns us before, during and after delivery.
All our needs shall be met sufficiently according to His riches in glory!
We shall suffer no complications during childbirth nor any loss In Jesus mighty name Amen!!!

Blossomedcherry ; where you don carry our triplets run go? Hope y'all are doing great? Pls drop a word.

Orente21 ; How far now, hope u Neva port o? Lol.

Suzzy4God

Toriella ; hello, u scarce o!

Nobledeals ; where & how have u been?

Burticious ; Oga how ur DW? It has tey o!

Omolayo29

Rollykotex ; how are you doing mama, it's been a very long while you came in here ,hope u& baby are good?

Mofy1

Perfectcrown

Oamronnie ; how's our may baby?

Targatarga

Chinweotito

I4eva

Mizzy2posh ; how are u mama, hope the spotting eventually stopped ?

Benignasweety ; hope u're feeling better?

Tiwatopebam

Thanks mama. Ive not bn active cus mtn was dealing with my acct bal,i tire 4dem.
Yes o,we are ready.
#safeandsharpsharpdeliveryinjesusname
Thanks

ftmum:
Good morning adorable mothers

Good morning my cappoo@Naomi 14

Good morning my Teamie

I got the best wedding anniversary gift ever.

My bouncing baby boy made his grand entrance yesterday 21st May 2017 which was also my wedding anniversary.

Not easy but I'm super grateful.

Bs later.

Cc Naomi14

Yaaaay! Ive got a birthday mate! Yees!
Congrats mama. God bless hom

Roseey0:
Why not..
A chemicals that didn't disrupt jaijana floral shouldn't be any harm, I think.
Not withstanding, one must clean properly before feeding baby.
I didn't even get to feed baby cos I miscarried

Good one!


Ooh so sorry about that!

Swiss1807:
Yes. Nothing to loose, why not try it?

Fill me in

martyns303:
This is going to be long, I hope you endure to the end.

I know what I am about to say will be controversial and not "politically correct", mostly for the feminist and others. I expect a lot of backlash, abuse and calling of names, it is a burden I am willing to take on.

I expect everybody to come here and call this man names, he's an animal, a coward (I agree on this), woman beater and all sort just to be accepted. But I have decided to share a different opinion.

First, people don't just go about attacking other people, not a woman you are married to, not the mother of your children, even mad people don't frequently attack people at random.

The thing is everybody have a breaking point, no matter how much you try to endure and try to be the better person, there comes that point you just can't take it.

Have I hit a woman b4? Yes, twice. It is not something I am proud of, I feel ashamed of myself afterwards. Now I have had my fair share of relationships but one stands out and I pray no man finds himself with a woman like that. This girl's words are venom, she rain abuses at the slightest provocation. If anyone knows me outside NL will know that I am extremely quite, an introvert and avoids confrontation at all cost.

If we agree to meet on somewhere and she gets there before, am dead. No matter the reason, she will call me and start abusing me, in fact if you are to hear her, you will call me a fool for staying with that kind of person. But she is not always like that, when she's not angry, she's one of the nicest person ever. Well educated and from a decent home so there's no indication that she will be like that.

The first time I hit her, we went to buy something together at the market. We ended up having a different opinion about an item and that was when she got angry, she started abusing me right there in public. It was as if the ground should open and swallow me, I was so embarrassed I decided to leave and go home. When she got back, she started yelling at me for leaving her behind at the market and the abuses begin. At that point I lost it, already am fuming from the market incident and now this, she has said worst things to me before and I simply walk away but this time I don't know what happened and I slapped her. Of course I apologized and begged and we got back to being normal, I noticed the abuses even stopped for sometime.

Now I don't want to mention what happened the second time, because not even a pope would have been able to handle the situation. At that point I ended the relationship.

Am i going to mention the times she gets angry and begin to damage my properties? Anything she gets her hands on she will destroy it. We all heard about Tonto Dikeh damaging properties worth millions of Churchill's.

The ultimate question is, why didn't I just leave the relationship, answer is, beside her bad moments she's a nice person. Plus I had to endure to keep up the relationship. Now it would be even more difficult for married people.

I am no way encouraging physical abuses by men, but before you crucify the man, have you considered what the man has been through?

No man should raise his hands on a woman, however we shouldn't be quick to throw the men under the bus either. This man is languishing in prison, some of us wouldn't have been able to walk half a mile in his shoes.

May God give us all compatible partners.

Whst is dis one saying? Cant u just walk away?
What wld u do if it was yr sis or daughter?!
Biko,park well jare

Swiss1807:
Hello beautiful people, do you need a business of your own, do you want a change of job, as a stay-at-home mum do you know you can make your own money while managing your home, full house wife no dey reign again o, get up, stop depending fully on your husband, abi you no wan make the man live long, abeg help am put food on the table and he will not regret marrying you. You will be fully trained (F.O.C.) If you do this business the right way within 3 months you will be glad you joined. Here you have absolutely nothing to loose. You can indicate by sending us a WhatsApp message or drop your phone no. Thanks and have a evening.

Hmm really? Is this for real,

Roseey0:
You will wear bra na..
Just like the typical breast pad is used.

But mama,i hope u at least clean/wipe your nipples before your baby sucks cus of d chemicals in d sanitary pad ni o.

opejulie10:
Birth story PRT 2

Fast forward to 35weeks, I couldn't cope with going to work again because I was so heavy and I looked so swollen all over, I could eat for Africa...
by the time I got to 36weeks, I couldn't walk far distance again, when I got to 37weeks, I had this energy and I cleaned up the whole house and worked vigorously cos I was tired of being pregnant and I wanted the baby out..
31st of April, I started having contractions oo but I managed till 2nd of may, but I wanted a May 4th baby because of his big brother so they share the same month and date but for where.... I saw my doctor on the 3rd and he did scan and he was like madam, go and meet your gynecologist and tell him to book you down cos your pelvic is closed and your baby is overdue... I was wheeled into the labor room and I was making jest of all the women shouting, by the time contractions came upon me it was too late cos my gynecologist had closed for work..
So I went to meet my doctor and he said he was going to deliver the baby since he knew how the whole pregnancy started but I was not progressing, I was stuck at 2cm for hours and I started bleeding ooo, he just prepped me for Cs and he called the junior doctors to assist him... Na so my Oreoluwa came out screaming her lungs and sucking her fingers ooo

I thank you all for the mom's here in the house for all their support and encouragement...
Thank you all for the mentions.... I am not leaving this thread ooo even though I don hang boot...

For mamas that did cs, when were you discharged and when did you start lactating cos I no see milk ooo
pls epp me ooo

Hehehe! Congratulations!!! We are alike(as in mk hubby never "touch" me,na belle o). I cnt shout o,na family planning sharp sharp after dis my 2nd baby bikonu!

Btw,u shld b discharged on d 4th day,by God's grace.
Kisses to yr Lo.

suzzy4God:
Good morning everyone. June Cappo,where is our may roll call? God is ur strength ma.pls help me to update my lo's gender:xx.Shout out to my June mamas,hope we are all coping well.safe delivery to all of us.#fewweeks2go

We dey o. Yes o,few weeks to go. Trust u r good and Lo is kicking wella?!
#quickandsmoothdeliveryinJesusName#

Cappo no roll callu o for may oo?!

ahnie:
My Birth story.

Contractions started around 5:45am on 1st of may.i bore it.it became frequent every 15minutes.i managed it till 3.37pm and got to the hospital,I was check and was asked for my delivery bag.i rang my neighbour to bring the bag for me.she was still at home,went I later called that I have given birth.she was surprised.

Baby weights 4kg...normal vD delivery....small natural tear.painless,sharp,smooth delivery.

Tenk you Jesus.

Ayam no longer oyin birth story!

Whao whao whao!!! Short and smooth!

Congratulations mama.

belladsweet:
Thanks u all 4 ur advice really appreciate now I knw wat it means to b in agreement with ones hubby b4 having a baby. I even prayed about it and I asked him again darling when are we going to b ready for conception? Guess what, he said in 6months time is ok that by then we should b ok financially and we will be ready to conceive in 6 to 7Months time. I was so happy about his change of mind and reading all ur stories here about labour and babies in general amazes and scare me at the same time pls I really need to knw tings to put in place, things to do and what to avoid in order 2b fully ready for conception.

And pls I'm new here will also like to knw some abbreviation words like dh, BA, MS, Ve etc. Thanks

U see! Thank God. m happy reading this. That is why its good SOMETIMES to take councel/advise.
Dnt worry,u will know and enjoy the whole "journey" of pregnancy soon by d Grace of God.
Welcome aboard.

Chanbaby:
Pls let me rant. Before I got pregnant when I kpekus with Dh I dont feel any pleasure anytime he penetrate I only do when he uses is joystick on my clitoris outside or he uses his finger to stroke it out I experience orgasm in less than 5mins. He has tried different style so I can feel it. So kpekusing for my dh is serious work cos he will look for different ways for me to get pleasure from penetration still no way. I tot maybe after I give birth it will change but it didn't . Still the same thing its really giving me great concern. I thought maybe cos I married as a virgin and my dh works offshore so no constant kpekusing. I feel my honeypot has not yet open very well but now when pikin head don pass he suppose don open. Am I normal or is there anyone that experiences same thing? Help a worried mama.

This was me sometimes 2yrs ago. Hubby had to finger me or i use rub my clit wit his p..s b4 i derive orgsm bt at a point,i told myself i cnt continue dis way so i always initiate love making with enuf 4 play. When he fingers me a bit or im about to "come",i quickly tell him to penetrate me(with my body relaxed with/in d pleasure). By so doing,i reach orgsm.

Pls ensure u do enuf 4 play so dat u can be well/properly "lubricated" under der,else u wont enjoy nada. And also take yr time to enjoy d whole precess.
I hope these helps?

ignis:
Death is death...
No matter the cause or reason behind the death.
Death is an inevitable end which every living being must taste.
Dust we are, and dust we shall all return.

RIP to the death.

What's dis one saying

Benignasweety:
Ma like I said, dont panic... your baby dropping doesnt mean your cervix is dilating. Would be 35weeks from tmro but my tummy dropped since week 33 and I wld still go on and on for a couple of weeks more to meet lo. So Chill Jesus gat your bacK!

*deep sigh*

Thanks so much mama. I appreciate your input. God bless you.

Benignasweety:
Not to panic ma, itz very much possible as baby can drop anytime from 30weeks...

Team June don dey show face small small o...

Ah 30weeks keh

I had myomectomy and took in 3months after dat. Had my first baby at 36weeks thru cs cus i was having contractions. My Dr. dint want me to fall into labour

Hian! My mom evn looked at me and said "your belle don dey drop o". Biko mk d baby wait small o,ah!

Hello house. Happy sunday to you all.
Pls i want to ask o,is it normal to feel baby low at 31weeks+? Im.really feeling my baby low and my appt-antenatal is in a week's time.

Is any1 experiencing this cus im a little worried Pls someone should say something.

Thanks all.

zaynie:
Sorry, it's all part of the package.
Walk around.
Contrary to Giddy, mine is always worse on the days I Waka tire.... and usually wakes me from sleep.

Thanks mama zaynie. Honestly i dont evn kn wat to do. It so so painful mehn!

Thanks

Giddyperson:
Used to have that a lot, you could get up and exercise it a little, like walk around your house, if your EDD is close you can take a long evening walk tomorrow it will help. I noticed mine only happened on days I spent lying in bed.

Ive exercised o! I evn wslked around d house lst nyt(like say i b monitoring spirit. Lol). My EDD is not close o(im js 30wks+).
I'll keep exercisng but i cnt rily do much cus of my incision site(iv had myo and cs).

But all d same,i appreciate yr input. Hws Giddybaby?

Thanks ko.

nneejima:
.
U get luck, na why you still dey use better soap. Me na detergent i dey use bath cos every soap dey smell me, u dare not bring cream beside me else i go vomit scatter d environment, i now look like burnt offering ... So endure my sister d journey ll soon end.

Ewooo oo! Chai,pregnancy!

Mamas,pls i need help o! Hey my left hip bone/tigh has bn aching me over 2hrs niw! I cnt sleep,lie down on both sides,hubby is not in town and i dnt evn wanna go to d hosp now cus it usually d young docs dat r on night shift & dey cn b very very careless(iv had encounter wit dem b4) i prefer/more comfortable 2c d MD himself.

Ive used pcm,applied aboniki and evn shea butter bt none seems to b effective. Ive bn cryng snc...
Dnt kn wst else to do ooo.

Biko o,heeeelllp dis mama o

Ariegurl:
June mamas, what's up with us now? CAppo, been awhile! hope all is well with u and urs? it is well with all of us in Jesus Mighty name and we shall all carry to full terms. cc tiwatopebam

We dey o mama.
Supernatural birth to us all,in Jesus Mighty Name!
How pushing pushing nah?

nicoleswizzi:
No wasn't carbs...bcs I check my sugar frequently....that's why I said too much intake for preg women...I took 2 mangoes nd later drank viju...

Mama it was d viju milk. Mangoes could not have probably bn d cause. Viju milk is filled with sacharine...

I take mangoes alot in my first pregnancy and even in dis my second pregnancy and my baby was/is fine.

Toriella:
Congratulations sis @sansa,Welcome baby.@Ma'ma kemifemi God will grant your permanent joy.it is well with you. All June mama's I hail o.Hp u all are doing great.As for me,am getting tired by the day.Please @mamas that underwent Cs during their first delivery,what was the second pregnancy like.Because I have been feeling this pulling sensation @one side of my tummy where the Cs was carried out and it's some how painful that I can't stand for long or carry any thing that is too heavy.Pls is it always like this and how did you cope?

I had cs wit my first pregnancy. Yes its bcus yr womb is stretching. Give it a day or two,u will feel better. I felt same some 3weeks ago. I js md sure dat i was resting and not stressing. pele

kemifemi:
My world shattered. Oh Jesus! After all the stress,sleepness night, my baby returned to king Jesus this morning.

The first fruit of my womb gave me a short lived joy. He was so cute. Am sad, my world is upside down.

I experienced d joy of motherhood for few days.

Hummn! It is well, it is well with my soul

Oh dear! It is well with you! May d Lord thru d Holy Spirit comfort u and hubby. Pls take heart. Pele

roseval:
as in second cs

Sorry,i was in a rush wen i typed.
I had myomectomy(after i lost my first pregnancy)in Sept,2014. Took in 3months later(doc's advise).
Had my baby in Sept,2015 thru CS. I'm presently pregnant now and delivery will still b thru CS.

What i mean is that,it depends on u,yr doc/gyns advice. Though i learnt VD is possible afta 2 years of previous CS/Myomectomy.

Pls ALWAYS consult yr Doc/Gyn.