₦airaland Forum

50/50 giving…

If you go date urgent 2k’s na you know.

ShakurMY:
Tupac line.
From the letter pac wrote to jada pickett

OG

yinkaOdutuyo:
I'll sprinkle it on the floor?

No,

Una go just Dey ask SIMPy questions…

Dj play me “ beautiful lies” by Lie Mohammed ft Elon musk

Because the victim na fulani. Dem wan show agility

This dullar.d always expressing shock. Na electric socket go shock am before he leave office.

SmellyNyash:
Stewpid drug addict like tilinbu

Tilinbu

When the knacks was sweeting her she didn’t tell us o

Nyascobar1414:
Baby dont give me any money or financial favour untill we get married; does this kinda lady exist?

Don’t mind them. They want to eat their cake and have it.

Kobojunkie:
Women are equally polyandrous by nature.

Yeah, if she’s the one paying the bills

Simp. Before she went this length, he must have tolerated numerous shit from her.

Men are wiser now. We don’t give a fvck about your fake body. Nothing to offer than pvssy

JASONjnr:
Cheating.....


I used to tolerate it and I discovered that the more you forgive a cheating partner, the more they keep taking you for granted ...

As it stands now ... I am making serious advances on my colleague... we had office romance today.. and we almost use the cap... She doesn't want to rush it, but was all wet as I used my fingers to check it ...


Anyway... cheating the sweet when na you the run am....

Did you smell ya finger afterwards? Talk true

Olasyke:
Seriously, seun needs to change words on this platform. Anytime anyone mentions "bad news", w suppose change to .


Me at the doctor's office waiting for HIV test.

Doctor: do you want the good news or ?

Me: naija what, what are you talking about?

Doctor: do you want the good news or bad news.

Me: ohhhh.

Anyway, as we are going by our activities this week, I pray we won't have any reason to get (bad news).

Accurate asf

Earlystar698:
As a Nigerian the name of the church is a joke to me

Name of the Bishop is more of a joke to me.
“Bishop Whitehead”

alpharoyalty:
Nigerians failed them by voting and supporting buhari.
Nigerians failed them by not calling for buharis impeachment.
Nigerians failed them by not sacking buhari out of office and out of Nigeria, back to his motherland in Niger republic

In summary still, Nigeria failed them.

Nigga above me dey ment…

You’re penniless and so?

No one cares who they be fvcking please

Men are polygamous modafvckers in nature

kals4luv990:
To be faithful to my babe,if na curse to be unfaithful it must end by fire by force

I hope she stays faithful to u too sha

Most are after our life.

Men are endangered

Fashionista01:
Love, among human beings is purely fake. They claim to love you because of one benefit or another. If those benefits disappear, their love seize.

Some, endure toxic relationship because of the benefit, they are getting.
You see them confessing love without loving you. It usually end on their lips.

True love is purely devine and very rare.

Real talk! I owe you agbado and cassava.

Satan has switched from using fa.t girls to slim girls.

OgaDeyVex:
See More Bad News Via www.. Com

We’re tired of seeing more bad news oga

There was a country.

Like for Tinubu

Share for Obi

Some will withdraw.