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It is simple, just find out from your fiancee her father's favorite drink,just get the drink and the visit is set.But make sure you have some Cash on you so that when you get there, assess the family very well, if it's a very well to do family, no need for the money but if it's a family with average living standard, don't forget to give out some money to the mother while taking your leave.
If you are able to do this, you will be surprised the type of welcome you will get in your next visit.

Benwems:
it was typographical error on my part. I meant to write pant. Also, words prediction is activated on my phone. I have dense more than you and your entire family combined. I'm an engineer and also have Masters in Engineering. Low life idiot that manage to subscribe 50MB for 50 naira talking trash.

.You don't even have a Ph.D yet and you are here blabbing.This is a faceless platform where even illiterates can claim to be Ph.D holders. But that is not my concern for now since you are still as senseless as ever.

Benwems:
She could also be removing her paint without you knowing.

.Bro's make you try get sense small na! remove her paint? na you paint am? or is she a piece of an art work? Behave abeg.

Op believe me you are not yet qualified for marriage. A man who goes about listening to silly advises can't keep a home. Brother, you need to grow up and take decisions on your own. Age has nothing to do with this your stupidity. Age is only but a number and not enough reason to end a relationship cause issues of marriage is beyond age. But take this advice, you may end up marrying a woman that is not your wife. Think wisely before ending the relationship if age is your only reason. My wife is a year younger than me but we are happily married. Be careful.

malificent:
I don't like this guy or Emmanuella. Before you come to bash me, it has nothing to do with jealousy. They're just not funny and the more they try to be, the more annoying they become.

.Except you are talking about another Mark Angel comedy that is yet to come or you have a different definition of the word "funny" because the March Angel comedy I know is extremely funny. You really need to hug a transformer if you think otherwise.

chrysan:
some of What he said are true facts sha

.Pretty you.

PrecisionFx:
I hope ur daughters comes back one day with pregnancies n tell u that they decided to become baby mamas and that u shouldn't question them, That its their life choice.THEN u will discover how stupid u sound.

.I would have loved to tell you how stupid you are and even call you a goat,but there is no need for that since I know that stupidity runs in your veins and the worst goat is better than you.And for your information, it is not within the powers of a woman to ask a man to marry her in our society. If that is established, I will proceed to inform you that I do not see it as a crime if a woman who is financially strong decides not to wait any longer for marriage before child birth considering her age as it is the case of Linda.And kindly take this into your dump and silly brain that marriage is a thing of choice. It means therefore that any person can decide not to marry but choose to have one or two kids and owes you no apology.Abeg marriage no by force. And let me warn you, don't ever in your life time quote me again. Thanks for your stupid understanding.

Wonderfully said.Haters of Linda Ikeji are only being stupid like stupidity for nothing. I am loving this Tonto already. I think she has sense upstairs.

Op,if your wife has millions in her account like you said, think of a business idea, ask her to borrow you money for the business to enable you stand as a man.But make sure you pay her back. But again, this should serve as a lesson to unmarried young guys, don't marry without a job.I will further advise that you don't marry any woman that is richer than you. My own little advice from my own opinion though.

This post is as stupid as the Op moniker. Can anything good come out of stupidity? Not at all.Anyway, why am I even surprised, stupid people will always attract stupid people.Op, kpele.

As wicked as the Op sounds, it is funny that he is 90% correct. Women like guys with fake life than those who will always tell them the truth. But Op you forgot to add making fake calls and mentioning millions in their presence. Just try it and she is all yours.But I thank God for my life.No need to live a fake life just to get a girl since I have what it takes to win many girls heart.

To say that I am not a woman beater is to say the least as I even hate beating children. But I will successfully see myself as an idiot for any woman to slap me and go away with it except my wife. But again,if my wife tries that, she will forever regret her action cause, that may mark the beginning of the end.The bottom line in my opinion is that the guy is an Idiot.

The only thing I have to say here is that the Op is plain STUPID .That's all.

Bross,it is simple. Just call your ex and have a talk with her. Let her know how much you loved her, and how much you still do,but that perhaps you guys were not destined to be together forever. And that she should just let go and move on with her life for a better guy awaits her. Also appreciate her love for you and beg her never to think of destroying your new relationship.Just deceive her that you will ever remain grateful to her for her resolve to forever remain with you. And don't forget to always make her happy and thank me later.

omokab:
you people should leave politics aside and focus on reality. Do you think most of all this politicians are good! NO. In fact if you know their details you will sorry for naija. This news may be true or wrong but if truly they find their names on payroll through bank details, something is wrong somewhere. Police have not even the suspect to abuja before they started making noise for Nigerians to be pitied them. I am not supporting and not against until the final evidence.

.What is this one even saying?

Adasun:
The truth is love woun't let u pound dat dat pusssy da way u want.



U can't even hang ur wives leg in north-east direction to pound and murder dat cu.nt.



U can only make love to her.




da side chick brings out dat monster in u.dat zeal to destroy dat pusssy.u neva even love her anyway.



So yes,u can love ur wife and still cheat

.Bross,the sense wey you get no dey this country. As a matter of fact, you just said it all, what more can I say? bravo.

PDP can make good use of this opportunity to accept the idiot, use him and dump him afterward since politics is a game of numbers. I hate that idiot with a passion.

This is simply a fabrication intended to winch hunt a perceived political enemy by Buhari and IGP.They should continue, but they will still fail.

The worst governor right from the inception of this country. Good for him

I G don Bleep up,but him boys de try to cover his yeye transmission of confusion and transfusion. Oya,let them continue, God is watching them all.

Nigerian youths can never be lazy.If na lie, ask Aba boys who are ready to make use of little opportunities like this for money making ventures. Let the transmission to commission the transfusion continue. I am enjoying it.

bouncin04:
Read again please

Bro's, I will not read again, you can read for me.

My dear,all you need is to make sure you do your wedding according to your financial ability. 500k can give you a good wedding as long as you do not want it to be like Mr A,B,C's wedding. I have attended a wedding where by my calculation, was less than 200k and it was successful,and the family is a happy one till date.I will advise you to give more consideration to the marriage than wedding. Have a wonderful marriage life ahead when you finally take the bold step.

lefulefu:
abegi which 7 yrs?. So u believe dat one? Op jus said dat cos he's trying to avoid some bashing dat might be thrown at him if he admits dat they never dated. What i think is that the wife was probably arranged for him by his parents. Even if u date a woman for four months sef...that will even be enuf for her to show u her true character no matter how she pretends...not to talk of a whole seven years. The lady is an arranged wife. The parents were just unlucky in arranging a bad wife for him.

.Thank God we are now seeing it from a similar perspective. His stupidity, his headache. Have a good night rest my brother.

lefulefu:
na waoh..where did op say his wife is beautiful? So u never see very ugly wives wey dey nag and dey give their husbands wahala? I don see plenty.

.My dear, a man who dated a woman for good seven years as claimed by the Op,should at least have a clue of the petty attitudes stated here,but people like the Op are often blinded by their wives beauty which is the case of many senseless men. For instance, there is no way you can convince me that the wife was not arguing with him on certain issues before they got married.

Tunagee:
No worry! By the time ur new wife begin show her true colour, u will come here and start crying.

.Abeg no vex,my level of maturity has not depleted to the extent where I will have to foolishly discuss my marital issues on social media. If your wish is to see me bring such issues here,then you will have to wait for eternity. Have a wonderful day.

Chiedu4Trump:
this is a lie, God will never say that!
God gave one condition for divorce that's fornication which is different from adultery!

Matthew 5:32
But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery.

This is a made up story, which church?

LIES



At least they did not take a pedophile and make him prophet

.I am sure that you will do yourself more good if you try the best you can to keep quiet over issues you are not well vested in.You can answer this question. When does a wife commits formication if you think formication in this context is different from adultery?

Bro's you are on your own, my own marriage is just two weeks old, and by God's grace, I am still enjoying it.So,I no can fit advise, after all I was not the person that sent you to marry a beautiful nagging and ego blotted wife. Sorry please, no advice for you from my honeymoon department. Please try and seek the services of a marriage counselor, most preferably a family social work professional.

This Op must be high on local pure water.He doesn't even know that I have owned and driven all this cars he listed and have found their interiors very interesting and beautiful. The only car whose interior is ugly is Ferrari and Bugatti. I stopped driving and disposed off those cars including my Ferrari and Bugatti because I needed to upgrade which took me to buying Toyota Camry pencil light.

The stupidity of OBJ is increasing with his age. This chimpanzee should please leave Nigeria alone. I can't belief that this idiot is advising Nigerians never to forgive PDP who apologized to us for the sins he greatly committed while as a presidiot.It shall never be well with this goat.IstandwithPDP

Jones4190:
DINO MELAYE
...Now let me bring you up to date of his arrest��‍♂��‍♂

1. Criminals were arrested in Kogi state with AK47 assault riffles.

2. The arrested criminals named DINO as their sponsor

3. Police wrote a letter to Dino for explanation, Dino ignored the letter.

4. A week later, the Police wrote to the Senate, asking for DINO, Senate ignored the letter.

5. A week after again, another invitation to DINO from the SARS headquarters was again extended to DINO, yet, he refused.

6. Police declared him wanted

7. The arrested criminals escaped from their cells, and Dino gave the police 24 hours to produce the criminals.

8. The criminals were all rearrested two days later. Dino was invited again and he for the 5th time refused.

9. At Offa in Kwara State, he was prevented from been arrested by Saraki and the Vigilantes.

10. He was stopped at the Airport by the immigration, and he snatched back his passport from the immigration, and bolted away, before the Police could get there.

11. The police traced him to his house, and laid seige there, when he refused to submit himself for arrest.

12. 24 hours later, Dino submitted himself for arrest.

13. He was taken to SARS headquarters for processing, and then was been taken to Lokoja for an identification parade.

14. In a commando style attack, two white hilux truck slammed into the front end of the security vehicle Dino was in, and in the confusion, Dino bolted into the near by bush.

15. A hot chase by the police got DINO caught, and rearrested.

16. An ambulance from no where appeared, in response to the Police call for an ambulance. The police thinking it was in response to their call, allowed DINO to be conveyed in the ambulance.

17. On discovering that the ambulance belongs to the National Assembly and was DINO getaway Plan B, they chased the Ambulance and caught up with it at Zanklin Hospital, where the driver of the ambulance, Dino and the hospital Director were arrested, and Dino taken custody of, by the Police.

Now you know!

.Mr narrator, who asked and paid you for all this episode ? are you this jobless?

Then, it is finished for Ali Mumu Sheriff.