₦airaland Forum

josepphh:
Extremely happy

I like d phone already. Pls how much be d phone at d moment?

psalmz:
yes I guess

Guy I need correct phone oo but na Abj I dey. Budget na 35k

Each time I think of my youngest years, I feel like to go out and molest anything on skirt/gown/bra but somehow I have to let go.

JidennaJason:
The self-acclaimed "Giants of Africa" now an object of Mockery to the world. All thanks to our "Borrow Borrow" President who is barren economically, intellectually and socially.

Not only did General buhari made us the World capital of extreme poverty, he garnished it with the most dangerous country to live in....

Under the peaceful GEJ administration, we could boast of a fast growing economy, and less security issues, Surprisingly, GEJ placed us number one in the fastest growing economy ranking in Africa, but General buhari and his gang of Efulefu's had other plans.


Which way Nigeria?

Efulefu d capital one k'ocho

Maziaugment:
Very true, another one is when you want to buy sanitary pad for a lady. I will never forget my experience. The old woman that was there I was expecting to act reasonably was looking at me like i have committed the worst crime. Nigerians sha we need exorcism.

Do u know why I'm laffing ds loud? Cus I've had ds experience countless times and I enjoyed d attention. I love shopping and most importantly in different stores.

kestolove95:
my husband don't like wearing it and I am tired of using drugs to prevent pregnancy, it's very good d one my sis sent mi from u.k is finished I need another packs Cox me ND my husband have sex everyday

Are u in Abuja? I'd love to dash u two femdom

Carchoice:
i think so. How is that thing used sef? And what’s the need when the man has the condom on already?

It looks oval in with a pointed end. It doesn't contain as much oil as man's

kestolove95:
Pls are female condoms available dia? I really need it...

I have 2pc of female condom in my house. They were 3 buh had to waste one on a lady who want to experience d use. I got'em from Society for Family Health. They are cool but doesn't look sexy as man's

Mo3891:
Smart move.. Northern Christians like Boss Mustapha and Dogara are top contenders for VP slot

I did not know that Boss Mustapha is a Christian. I'm impressed.

JAMO84:
Some Nigerians did not live in America as long as this man lived in Nigeria before they get appointed or elected to public office. Hypocrisy is top of the many things I hate in my life, he came here as a child and has live here since 1975, 45 years and counting!

BTW, who take Sahara Reporters serious again in this country, maybe PDP dundees.



I AM DONE TALKING

U don't sound learned at all. Was he nationalised? Do u know what an ambassador stands for? Are there no Nigerians worthy or capable of the same position? Go and sit down and weigh ur option before u voice ur opinion my son

Dear Lord, save me from d abysmal hatred I have developed for Nigerian politicians. Amen

Therebellion:
Wow!

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Kalu can.⁣
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How much do Graphic designers charge for flyers? On average, $8.3⁣
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If you can design just 3 flyers daily, you'd be making $750 monthly. ⁣
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That's close to 270,000 Naira monthly.⁣
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Is this achievable? 100%⁣
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Is this learnable? A dummy can learn how to do this.⁣
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Do you need a laptop for this? No, any smartphone can do this.⁣
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That's not all you can learn from him. He will also teach you how to design:⁣
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• He will give you ebooks on Graphics designing worth ₦19,000⁣
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For all you stand to gain, this training can be easily priced at 50,000 naira.⁣
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However, Kalu have slashed it to 7,500 naira. But, the first 20 people will pay 2,990 naira.⁣
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Send him a message on WhatsApp ⁣
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Send him a message on WhatsApp using the number above, for account details. ⁣
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Location?

Saraki d serpent. Ride on..... Few of us who love would always wish u well.

Pray that you out-achieve GEJ before calling him names. He may be clueless but it never stopped him winning. The first president from a minority ethnicity.

JamParkMe:
So many people are brainless and senseless. They don't create anything or think outside the box. One day I sat down and counted the number of friends I had on facebook, instagram and twitter, the total was about 2,300 people. I thought to myself, what if I approach all my friends with a business proposal that will benefit all of us in the long run? It was a long shot but I was tired of being underemployed and making peanuts so one fateful day I mustered the courage to send all my social media friends a message with my business proposal.

My business proposal was basically asking everyone to contribute money so we can buy used iPhone 6S from the U.S and resell in nigeria with a ROI of 50%. Not surprisingly, only about 150 people trusted me enough to partake in this venture, I ordered about N20 million worth of used iphone 6S and accessories. Within 2weeks all the phones were sold and everyone profited based on what they contributed.

We were thrilled with our initial success, we even posted it on social media and it peaked the interest of other friends who were on the sidelines. We decided to go bigger, we needed to raise N40 million to buy iphone 6S and S7 edges and a few budget laptops as they were moving at that time. This time around about 240 people participated and we raised close to N40M, merchandise arrived 1 month later and we sold out in 2 weeks. ROI about 40%.

Long story short, we have been doing the same group importation. Wash, rinse and repeat. We have bigger goals nowadays. We are about to import some dialysis machines, we have already secured a clinic space in a prime location. Someone from our group is a haematologist and he will be overseeing the operation. Most of us still have our regular jobs but work part time while we spend the rest of our time carrying out research for new ideas and building on successful ventures.

I'm not here to recruit any investor, but I will urge you people who spend so much time on nairaland or any social media platform to try and utilize the power of crowd sourcing. You never know where it will take you, but don't just sit there looking for jobs when you can try to create something that will be far more lucrative and with less stress.

Nice one. I kina like ur creativity

That tiger nut juice can increase libido like kilode. Its also anti depressant. They call it kunu aya in hausa.

FreeSpirited:
I will try..but sometimes hey

I will try..but sometimes they want fun too

I once crushed on a married woman in Abuja. She's quite a beauty to behold. Surprisingly, she discovered my dilemma. She made some gestures to me. I realized myself quickly, and I had to make her a friend. Afterwards,k I lured her into my hardcore lifestyle and she uncovered d greediness for my deek and flee with her tail in-between her leg. She felt ashamed of herself cus, if I could keep myself then She can: she changed.

FreeSpirited:
You guys don't read and understand...you are talking about ya mom of analog generation...I'm talking about this digital age of social media...where your wives can meet people on Facebook, Instagram, Tinder, Twitter, whatsap group even without living her house. Dey there ...Is that not what ladies do nowadays.... consuming social media from morning till night. One was even video calling at midnight while children are asleep, and hobby in another room..so what are u talking abt. it's not about being judgement...... I'm only stating the obvious reality but Nigerians are so foolish with their lack of critical thinking

You're blaming this generation of ladies, meanwhile as an acclaimed & informed mudaphuka, u cannot control ur fragile feeling thereby phucking a married woman at ds yong age! If a wife of a broke-ass husband gives u a greenlight, why don't you support her with a token of cash or advice? U can change something in her no matter how little.

Since Nigeria is synonymous with corruption and we lack qualified leader to tackle corruption, I feel that the best option is to legalize corruption.

MASTERCHIEF0847:
Same freedom is not extended to a bunch of criminals and savages.
Police has to maintain order and you say it's misplaced priority, what should be priority?

Protecting Life and property, not anticipating violence from brethren who want to observe some culture.

4kin police with their misplaced priority. Freedom of Association is allowed

pyyxxaro:
Dodorima to all Seadogs

You shall derio 4ever brotherly

Amaechi2023:
trust the military on that one.
they would accord you maximum respect while in charge but won't hesitate to scatter your reputation when your off service and still found guilty.
buratai and other service chiefs has created so many enemies within the military for themselves.
they better leave that office with clean hands otherwise Alex badeh treatment would be much less to what they would receive..
if you know what happened to that brigadier general who was demoted to captain before being dismissed and dishonoured you'll know buratai and the rest are only enjoying the moments..

U really understood my point as much as I had intended. Army Captains and colonels are d most dangerous ranks in army. Violate them and they'll live to annihilate you, no matter how long it takes. The corruption, nepotism, bigotry in Nigerian army presently is worst than what was witnessed in 1966/67. It's terrible!

It's the Chief of Army staff, Buratai, I'd like these interagency to beam their search light on. That guy money ehn....

omenka:
True. But he comes nowhere close to Bernie Madoff.

Omenka, u na badt guy fa! So u Sabi Bernie Madoff....d guy wey be say when they introduced him to Trump, Trump bids him off stra'dup. As in Trump knows him as a crootchie crook.

Nicklaus619:
I remember when Donald Trump called him a Jack-Ass

Baba just want waste money for nothing sake, after all, Forbes declared that he is a billionaire, no harm in squandering some of the wealth.

Not true! Twas Obama that call Jay z jack ass.

seunmsg:
Ganduje, Oshiomole, Zulum, Hope Uzodinma, Joe Igbokwe, Ben Akabueze, etc who are all loyalist of Tinubu are also part of his ethnic politics, right?

Mention those who Atiku has nurtured and supported to national prominence from obscurity and let’s compare with those that were nurtured and supported by Tinubu to national prominence. Let’s see who is more ethnically biased between them.

Don't 4get in a hurry that Atiku brought Ribadu, El-Rufai, and Mrs Dora A. (of Blessed memory). Atiku did not harvest his political loyalist from one region and he do not play godfather-kind-of politics. Don't also 4get that, he was very elemental in d emergence of Olusegun Obasanjo in 1998/99 when democratisation was on heat period. So, Atiku has made more people in Nigeria than Tinubu

Some people go start d think say ja jazz. Something wey be say oke-ira boiz (in Ogba Ikeja) don d bet and win since 2006 for no.9 Abdullahi street (spako compound), naim people do surprise on top. No shaking. No be new thing for dem boiz oo

We have four (4) major revenue generating arms of d FG: Custom, NNPC, CBN and FIRS. These fours arms are d biggest thieves of all time. They're under d control of d presidency. The NFIU which spearhead d dollar market is a drain pipe.
Lemme not reveal some things happening there, but d whole thing is crazy!

Daz right.