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She's not not ugly though.

But the Prof is right na. He stated the obvious but scary truth

fasho01:
Oh! In America.. I'd have been shocked if it were here in Nigeria

Watch out for Nigeria version. Allahu Akbar

kafeii123:
Vote buying is just a smokescreen...they may manipulate voting data from the database... especially when the PVC company..is owned by three men who are strong APC pillars... and one of them is contesting for president....

This is the stark reality before us...as we go into 2023....

Change our PVC manufacturing company...or ensure all it's operations are keenly scrutinized before December

PVC started during Jonathan's administration. How did you arrived at your gesture?

KingKO22:
The evil regime in Lagos that made all the Nyamirins from cannibal republic trooping into Lagos for survival

If they born you Nyamirin well. Come out on Monday and you will understand the true meaning of evil regime.

Look at this efulefu. Your mumu never do?

But this is Fraiser suite in Abuja na.

APC is banking on vote-buying. But we Obidient will bury them. In fact if you're in this village here in Yobe state you'll realize that Tinubu has lost already.

Fooleech oldman. Nigerians has slept for too long; they shall slumber no more.

My cousin - an Army personnel who was part of both Ekiti and Osun election is in my house right now. He told me the corrupt practices of apc and how they uniform personnel and inec offices did what they did to win Ekiti. He told me how the only reason why Osun election was not rigged was because the Armies refused to accept bribe and that got apc stalwarts scared and wary.

There's nothing APC can do. They've lost already. We are going to witness the highest campaign any African Contestants has ever embark on by tinubu. But it will only enrich the masses and drain his chances.

In Zambia, the masses collect your money but vote for their preferred choice. And that's what we'll witness in 2023.

Both of them are tired.

Before 2001, Hausa people are fond of killing Plateau people, then rush and seek for peace.

In 2001, crisis broke out. The governor- Joshua Dariye decided to allow the hausa and Jos people to fight themselves. He abandoned them and traveled abroad. The fight continued for 10 weeks. Both parties fought and killed and demolished and committed all sorts of calamities.
When they were tired, they stopped. In fact a major district (not village or Hamlet but district) of full time hausa-fulani was wiped out from Langthan north during d crisis.

You see, Russia and Ukraine will soon become tired of the war and come to an abrupt end.

mach7:
I am happy with this deal. At least the cost of flour will reduce and this will also lead to a reduction in the price of bread.

Whatever goes up in Nigeria, does it ever comes down?

SenatePresdo:
All I can say is

Do not vote for A Muslim Muslim Ticket.

Christianity would seriously be in danger in this country.

Shettima no get joy, that guy is a beast.

Between a beast and monster which is worst sef?

Anyways, they'll lose woefully

Tinubu is going to backtrack. In fact they'll postpone the unveiling. Let's wait.

Now Lawyers are here to trade their stock; deception.
They'll definitely deceive Oyetola into believing that he'd win thereby cashing out on him. I pity Oyetola. Efcc is coming for him.

SultanOfPuna:
At this point,
Im ready to kill anyone that vote Tinubu.
For thae sake of my unborn children.
I WILL KILL YOU!!!!

You wont put me and my unborn generation into another 8 years of Hell. NO WAY

I love it spirit. I can't even imagine any of my friends or whatsoever that will vote any of these evil party members

vastolord4:
Ok na.. everything is now quietly happening.. Tinubu is still quiet since after the Osun's state elections

Guy, I d vez, no come d make me laff this morning

APC is evil, but more evil are the supporters of the party such as bbqmannagrillz, helinus, etc who still see nothing wrong in their mortal exercise.

nwakibie3:
Why is it always round figure and even number?

What happened to odd numbers na

Aaswear you're funnily observant.

franchasofficia:
Miscellaneous I guess

On a subject like this?

Believe it or not, I'm saying what I know. Do you know that the day the lady was thrown out, she was with her wet clothes? Clothes she washed but we're yet to dry.

When the guy (after plenty months) went to her family's place in Enugu, the lady's Dad had to forfeit some contingencies from the marriage lists. Because the man was pleased with the succour my friend granted his daughter.

NL is filled with lies but this is true.

CaseSensitive:
Ramsey Noah is that you?

I can give you the phone number and name of the guy.
The dude is from Middlebelt and the lady is from Nsukka-Enugu state.

One can meet wife/husband material anywhere.

A friend met a lady in a street corner in Orisunbare-Shasha Lagos in 2013. He was on his power bike with another fellow where he saw this beautiful lady crying. He stopped, inquired what wassup. He finds out that the lady's brother threw her out of the house.

My friend took her to his house and today they're happily married with 4 children. So, where would you classify this meeting point?

HenryThegreat1:
Up till this moment nobody celebrated APC win in ekiti state.

Walahi.

SKYHIGHfx:
Since the announcement of yesterday results that end time child @mannerbbgrills have been silent.

Hahahaha..

Hope he has not visited Lagos lagoon, lol

Even helinus created a mod today

LollySeaSide:
Sexual smells!
How does that smell smell?
Nothing man no go hear for nairaland.

Nazgul:
If the lady you had sex with uses perfume, deodorant... etc, if you have sex with her and don't take a bath, her perfume would begin to smell on you. This is how most wives catch their cheating husband, cos the smell of female perfume would be all over him.

The thing is you would smell like her, so any smart person that comes close to you would know that you've just been with a woman.

This happens if you do missionary or some orthodox style. But for some badt guys who run ladies from behind or scissors style or L-Shape style, you'd hadly catch the fragrance of perf on ur body. That's what my friend told me

JASONjnr:
"Take it from their recruitment source.... What will they eat? Give them Agbado and Cassava... "


Omo.... Everytime i view that clip... I just feel sorry for this country....
We're not ready to get a better country if we eventually get this man to become the next president....

I've not watched that clip neither do I believe that the Tinubu I used to know will yell that sort of crap. It's some video editing crap. I doubt it 100%

nairavsdollars:
Tinubu will rather lose presidency than lose Lagos

Oooobbbbooooyyyyyyy!!!!!

This one loud oo.

The rate lagosians have vowed to vote next year is scary.

Intimidation from touts will not work this time.

But wait oo, how does tinubu come about this choice sef? He can't even try it in Lagos. Worst of it some useless edeot want Nigerians to key into it . How? Nawa oo

Tinubu EFF up big time.

At this point, Wike should swallow his pride and congratulate Adeleke.
I know that he expected Adeleke to come visit him as god of PDP he has been claiming.

Anyways, I only pity Samuel Ortom and Fayose who feels trolling the path of wike is best for them at this critical time.

3LACK:
Wike?


At least no matter how bitter he is he should congratulate now

At least

Unanswered prayers

Tinubu shot himself on the foot and Daz for sure.

Thing is, if a Muslim Muslim ticket has ever been tried in Lagos, I would have kept quiet over tinubu's choice.