₦airaland Forum

AntiChristian:
Read the Qu'ran!

Why are you always like this?

I learnt how to kiss through orange. So orange is a goal

Banana looks like my third leg. So banana is a goal.

Pineapple cures bad breath. I can kill for pineapple

Pears.. dammmnnn! Love it

Berry.. I've traveled all d way down to Jos for berry's sake.

Divay22:
Any fruit but not cucumber

PDP is always ahead:matured, organized and very optimistic.

I'm OBIdient

This news sweet me die!

Germade! The man with the worst body odor in Africa. Always drunk. Chaii.

This Buhari is the most clueless and useless, uncircumcised, bigot of a president in Africa. He's blind to what's going on in the country perpetuated by his very tribe and he's trying to tag agitators terrorist, simply because he hate the tribe mostly involved. If I have a means, I will cut Buhari's life short. Nonsense!

EfonAlaaye2023:
tell me how he become President? you nonentity will be comparing a multiethnic nation like Nigeria with Ukraine that have one fold



take back your thinking bag

Research has it that intelligent people person is slow to anger and hardly offer insults

EfonAlaaye2023:
you igbo are delusional. who is po in the league of kwankwanso political sagacity


how can a man like kwankwanso be PO who just decamped to a mushroom party VP

If you know how Volodymr Zelensky of Ukraine emerged as the president of Ukraine, you wouldn't have said what you just said about PO.
I rest my case. Mind you, I'm not Igbo

ufotunang:
...and kwankwaso knows that he cannot win the presidential election with NNPP party...why don't you join with Peter obi and become vice president

Shikenan! Some pride!

This kwankwaso get pride ehn! Kwankwaso should know that we need him for a reason but not because he could command more crowd that PO

Fahdiga:
Oga wetin my head do you? You've been on every thread lamenting about the size of my head even though you haven't seen me before. Are you a head hunter?

You sef funny dai

I love Russia

PapaNnamdi:
I think say na teaching work, I been wan draw your ear,
But as na principal office,
Congratulations.

Be weary of the female students,

MsJackson:
I just sent you a message on WhatsApp with the phone number on your profile.

Is there a phone number to his profile?

Risentouch:
Why are you still masturbating on Igbo People issues, remember you said they are 5%ters so please let their vote be, and besides they don't owe Atiku any loyalty.
I don't understand this your sudden sympathy, why don't you focus on getting your Tinubu another diapers.

This is super storrrrryyyy... A live of strife and sorrow.Shameless marafakas of NERC

Eriokanmi:
Yea, saw that too. He looks like the anointed one. See hausas cheering him up. Na dem go do justice tonight , no be our dollar-loving southern delegates. PYO would likely pick lawan as running mate.

That Buhari's handshake with PYO after the speech before taking his seat was like the niggar type of handshake

I like ur take on my niggi Osibaba

LadyRosa:
All these unnecessary delay formalities.

I want Tinubu to win because I like political thieves.
Corrupt leaders makes some businesses to thrive.God already promised us our daily bread,the EXTRA wey you finally get no suppose dey legit na.And na their the big money dey

Peter Obi and osibanjo will close all avenues

Aaswear you d maad.. hahahaha

Woe unto Nigeria youths if they fail to vote out APC or PDP and vote in Peter Obi.

I rest my case!

Olusegun Obasanjo handed over to a northern Muslim.
Power naturally returned to a southern Christian.
The southern Christian returned power to a northern Muslim.
It's the turn of the northern Muslim to return power to a southern Christian.

And people think Buhari is that foolish not to have known that? Buhari is very much aware how sensitive it is and he intends to leave a legacy like other Elderstatesmen. As such, he's nominating his VP. Know this and know peace.

Congratulations Yemi Osibanjo. Your asslicking loyalty is gonna pay off las las

Bluezy13:
By being friends with movie lovers.

I've watched a movie for about two years before. Watch stop... Continue stop... Stuff like that. Now sef, I'm trying to watch deadpool and hell, I don't have time

Buhari is a wiseman. He will use this gaffe against tinubu but in a wise way.

By Sunday night when he'd host some party stalwarts, he will tell them that it was God that made him president and not a mere mortal being and that will be all.

The message will be loud, simple and clear

Bluezy13:
Tom & Jerry.
Penguins of Madagascar 1,2&3 including the Welcome to Europe.
The Smuffs.
Zootopia.
Avatar, the last Airbender.
The Lion King.
Rango.
The Croods 1&2
Apocalypto
George of Jungle.
Tarzan.
Asterisk (I can see this particular movie placed on repetition for a whole day)

Desperado
Once Upon a Time in Mexico
The cyborg
Drive
Freeman
Machete
Odyssey
John Carter

How could you watch all these movies? How do I learn to watch movies?

Kaiair:
I must fvck this girl one day, even if she be 70 yrs by then........kim mark my words

Hahahahahaha

Ekwereduu...!! I can't stop laughing

RoyalBlu:
That last pic just made me spill my tea.

Shuo. Okokobioko things

Aaswear down

NairaLux:
Thanks bruh, looking forward to seeing you often on the blog and commenting also

Most absolutely.

We're fellows of same hustle

Hope is good

NairaLux:
It is bruh
Those you can't use html won't be able to post actually

Oops! I didn't know that. Forgive my programming illiteracy.

I'll wait and patronize ur abunan when you're good

festacman:
I would rather that APC conducts proper primary to reflects the values of democracy.

Interestingly, the irony in the Pres. Buhari's reciprocity clause is the following:
The BIG MAN who for years has been determining the political career of other people will have the most crucial point in his political career determined by another person.

I don't know if this is karma or fate.

I am sure most of his former acolytes like Banire, Afikoyomi, Sarah Sosan, Mamora, GUS Solomon, Ambode, Aregbesola, etc who lost out through his political decisions will be beaming with smiles.

I hope this ambition won't destroy Tinubu like it did to MKO Abiola because Jagaban doesn't look like someone who is ready for any reciprocity bullsh*t.

I'm just smiling and happying for them. See my kind of country.

God bless America