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PoliticsRe: EndSARS: Ikpeazu Imposes 24-Hour Curfew In Aba And Umuahia by phatnpretty(f): 8:19pm On Oct 20, 2020
These are all lies. The protesters were lurking around the zone 6 police station, the police officers started shooting at them, they retaliated by attacking the police, they set the station ablaze, an officer lost his life and a curfew was imposed. Don't know why they cooked up this version.....hian
PoliticsRe: IGP Lists Requirements For SWAT Operatives As Training Begins Monday by phatnpretty(f): 11:35pm On Oct 18, 2020
sars still dey harras people for aba o. I no know whether their own unit no be sars again.
HealthRe: Lightening Kills Three Ogun FRSC Officials by phatnpretty(f): 4:27pm On Jun 17, 2020
No comment to make....
PoliticsRe: Wike: I Will Be Happy If Obaseki Joins PDP by phatnpretty(f): 4:13pm On Jun 15, 2020
I think a certain Governor won't survive the pandemic..... From what I heard, he is almost g***age
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PoliticsRe: Ikpeazu's Coronavirus Treatment Complicated By Kidney Failure - SR by phatnpretty(f): 7:56am On Jun 10, 2020
wizzy199:
You're a sadist
If only all politicians would get a taste of this virus and feel the pains the poor masses go through due to poor health facilities, if only they could learn and make amends but their greediness, pride, arrogance, selfishness etc. wouldn't let them retrace their footsteps. A government that owes salaries and intimidates the workers whenever they try to protest, waved/cancelled eighteen months salaries they owed without seeking the opinion of the workers and decided to start on a new page yet couldn't keep up with the payments, thereby accumulating unpaid salaries again. I pray he recovers and change his ways.
NYSCRe: Two Corpers To Repeat Service In Benue For Absconding by phatnpretty(f): 12:21pm On Mar 15, 2019
inoki247:
will they Repeat the payment l...
no o, half allowance monthly
PoliticsRe: INEC Suspends Rivers State Election by phatnpretty(f): 4:21pm On Mar 10, 2019
The military rejected the results, presiding officers were told to go home without submitting the results, that there is no election. Khana local government is on hot seat because they delivered massive votes during the presidential election. The President, Amaechi and his party members brought in military men in the disguise of security but they came to hijack the ballot papers instead and ensure that wike doesn't win. The big wigs in Rivers state hate wike but love their party so they decided not to interfere Wike is mean, people hate him but Rivers state is not for APC so they have no choice . I don't know the essence of queuing up to cast a vote that doesn't count. something they will gather and burn. All the elections were rigged by both major parties.
PoliticsRe: Suspected SARS Operative Shoots PDP Agent At Collation Center In River State by phatnpretty(f): 4:16pm On Mar 10, 2019
The military rejected the results, presiding officers were told to go home without submitting the results, that there is no election. Khana local government is on hot seat because they delivered massive votes during the presidential election. The President, Amaechi and his party members brought in military men in the disguise of security but they came to hijack the ballot papers instead and ensure that wike doesn't win. The big wigs in Rivers state hate wike but love their party so they decided not to interfere Wike is mean, people hate him but Rivers state is not for APC so they have no choice . I don't know the essence of queuing up to cast a vote that doesn't count. something they will gather and burn. All the elections were rigged by both major parties but APC took it too far.
Christianity EtcRe: Christian Hip Hop: A Look At The New Trend by phatnpretty(f): 8:44am On Mar 03, 2019
summarize biko.
FamilyRe: I Had A Child With My Brother's Ex Wife. Please Read And Advice Me by phatnpretty(f): 8:54am On Feb 28, 2019
your wife shouldn't be a problem if you guys are close, this was what you did when you were young , long before you met her. It's not an excuse but it's not something she has to hold on to. The real task is how to get your brother to forgive you. It would have been done by your mother if she was alive, or his wife if she wasn't your accomplice. Right now you need to find someone close to him and work things out, if not just carry the secret to your grave and adopt kids. it's better you don't spill it out than you do so and he ends up committing suicide, u will live with that guilt for the rest of your life. Some truths are better left untold. Check our odds before you take that bold step.
CelebritiesRe: Mike Ejeagha Now Living In Poverty. New Photo Of The Singer by phatnpretty(f): 2:03pm On Nov 09, 2018
nna m Eze akwotam enyi

nna m Eze akwotam enyi

nwambe I si n' I kwota onye

nwambe I si n' I kwota onye

asi m ani ya chebe enyi dube enyi

o di ka asi m na akwotam enyi

asi m ani ya chebe enyi dube enyi

o di ka asi m na akwotam enyi

enyi na aga na m so gi n' azu

enyi na aga na m so gi n' azu.....

gwo gwo gwo bia
PoliticsRe: Certificate Number Missing In Buhari's WAEC Certificate As Man Shares Photos by phatnpretty(f): 8:44pm On Nov 04, 2018
WAEC Was Established In 1951:67 Years Ago. PMB Was Born In 1942: 76 Years. 76 - 67 = 9. He Sat For WAEC @ Age 9. Wonderful!
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole Apologises To Imo Catholic Community Over Okorocha by phatnpretty(f): 3:02pm On Nov 04, 2018
Lexusgs430:
PDP apologized to Nigerian's, APC apologizes to imolites...

You can tell its the season of elections ........

#Unamumudondo
exactly. He also waited for them to have their political fight before apologising for something that happened some time ago. why didn't he address the issue when the deed was done. These people and their petty drama. They should kill themselves, wetin concern us
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Donates $ 500 ,000 To Support Guinea Bissau Election by phatnpretty(f): 2:57pm On Nov 04, 2018
JoseVanMoyes:
500k USD and we the poor masses are roasting like yam wey dey fire...
so the country can donate money to other countries for election yet they said the minimum wage will cause inflation.
PoliticsRe: Photos Of President Buhari Receiving His WAEC Certificate. by phatnpretty(f): 10:37am On Nov 03, 2018
Patrioticman007:
Finally the waec certificate issue has been settled.its time for wailers to start crying.............
can you be honest and call a spade a spade? what kind of forgery is this? see his passport. so he wrote the waec last year instead of 1961 like he claimed.
PoliticsRe: Photos Of President Buhari Receiving His WAEC Certificate. by phatnpretty(f): 10:34am On Nov 03, 2018
Racoon:
shocked shocked shocked Statement of result from his Kastina High School he got F9 in Maths and Woodwork but same was not reflected here.What is wrong again? Meanwhile the F9 He got in Lit.in English was duly reflected here.Why huh


What he should have done since 1983 esp.in 2003 rather he chose to privaricate with the "my certificate are with the military secretary" excuse & kept on swearing affidavits up and down.
Meanwhile the fear of lawsuits must have forced him to do this stunt.
why would they issue him another certificate, thought it's actually issued once
PoliticsRe: Photos Of President Buhari Receiving His WAEC Certificate. by phatnpretty(f): 10:32am On Nov 03, 2018
googlepikins:
When the western countries say we're the most corrupt country in the world some people will say it's a lie.


How on earth do you sale a certificate to an almajiri who can't even pronounce Nigeria he calls it Niijireya.

Corrupt WAEC officials will do anything to make money. If you know you know.

WAEC is now a fraudulent entity.
did he write the waec at an old age cos I don't understand the passport on it, thought they said certificates can't be issued twice too
PoliticsRe: Stockpile Foodstuffs Before November 6 - NLC Tells Nigerians by phatnpretty(f): 4:58am On Oct 31, 2018
stock up foodstuffs with which money, people Neva see food chop today, una dey talk of food for tomorrow and the coming strike period, even the 18k dem no gree pay workers, owing salary up and down. They just don't care about us.
FamilyRe: Who Comes First - Husband Or Child? by phatnpretty(f): 5:40am On Sep 28, 2018
Husband first, surprised at the comments of most females here, the husband has been there before the kids came along. If you marry for love and your hubby loves you as much as you love him and you guys aren't selfish, you will find out that there isn't any competition between the kids and your hubby. Couples make this mistake a lot. Your partner should come first before the kids.
RomanceRe: Man Gets Awesome Reward From His Girlfriend After He Made Unusual Sacrifice by phatnpretty(f): 1:41pm On Sep 12, 2018
[Ofe akwu quote author=Homeboiy post=71120723]Kee udi ofe bu ifa?[/quote]
NYSCRe: Kaduna Corper Battling For Life After Soldier Assault In NYSC Camp. by phatnpretty(f): 1:37pm On Sep 12, 2018
I complained about the soldiers at Kaduna nysc camp on nysc forum and about the discrimination going on at the camp.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2018 Batch B Corps Members Thread by phatnpretty(f): 9:30pm On Sep 02, 2018
Most parts of the north in the cities welcome strangers especially if you dress modest and behave well, I am surprised at the way they were behaving especially the Nysc officials, the red cross cds even refused to register most of the non indigenes lying that it was already filled up, whereas they were registering people that wore hijabs in front of everyone. And the soldiers there na wahala, if u no get nyash na so dem go dey punish u if u mess up, but if u get nyash u fit no gree participate in anything. U go stand for queue, person wey wear hijab go just pass u do her registration waka, if u sabi speak Hausa, u Don get license to register before others. U no get mouth.
soviete:
don't about kaduna.. But I'm current serving in Nasarawa and there seems to be no discrimination here... Even most of the pcms here are from d south
NYSCRe: NYSC 2018 Batch B Corps Members Thread by phatnpretty(f): 6:18pm On Sep 02, 2018
soviete:
angry What do u mean by too much discrimination??
they don't welcome non indigenes at camp especially when you can't speak Hausa unlike kano, katsina and other camps. Treating them like outcasts both the nysc officials and soldiers. I am talking about the current batch b stream 2.
BusinessRe: China Loans Nigeria $328 Million To Boost Telecoms by phatnpretty(f): 8:36pm On Sep 01, 2018
I thought they have sold nitel and mtel, what exactly did they borrow the money to do. I blame China that lent them the money when they know the country owe a lot of debts.
EventsRe: Couple Absent At Their Wedding, Wed With Photos In Lagos by phatnpretty(f): 8:32pm On Sep 01, 2018
Op na one head u share three people as per hiding face, diaris God ooooo
PoliticsRe: Ahmed Makarfi's Son's Wedding: Atiku, Sule Lamido & Kwankwaso, Sambo Attend by phatnpretty(f): 8:28pm On Sep 01, 2018
no pics of the bride and groom abi na political meeting dey waka come
NYSCRe: NYSC 2018 Batch B Corps Members Thread by phatnpretty(f): 2:01pm On Sep 01, 2018
Jasminewhite:
SO NOBODY IS GOING TO KADUNAhuh
hope you speak Hausa, too much discrimination in Kaduna camp.
Music/RadioRe: Davido, Wizkid, Simi Bag AFRIMA Awards 2018 Nominations (see Full List) by phatnpretty(f): 10:31am On Aug 30, 2018
Why is Korede Bello's work it not popular?
EventsRe: Will One Million Naira Be Enough For Both Traditional And White Weddings? by phatnpretty(f): 11:53am On Aug 24, 2018
LynnnCHI:
Yes a million is ok .

All you need to do is to make the two ceremonies same day.Preferably,the white wedding should be done in the village of the bride or around same town.You can do this in any time of the day,if you guys are catholic better!A priest can fix you guys on any during morning massFirst mass on a Sunday is sweet because the coverage in video will show we'll dressed congregants.


After that proceed to the venue of the traditional wedding.Do your thing.Avoid buying can drinks.Make sure more than 90 are in bottles.Avoid high drinks like Heineken and Guinness,buy in little quantities if you must.

Other cheap brands are Hero,Goldberg,Star,Legend,etc


I think a million naira is Ok
And during rainy season things are relatively cheap.I wish you the best.Atleast you get1 million.Some people no get to pay bride price sef.




Let's say my guy has 1 million this is what I will do.

First monetizing the whole thing may cost 300k to 350k including bride price.

2 cow head costs 40k.
You can add a carton of turkey like 10k-13k
Bag of rice 18k
Gallon of red oil ten liters is 4000
Vegetable oil 9000
Tomatoes fresh 6000
Tin tomatoes 3000
Other ingredients including Maggie salt and the rest around 7k
Two basket of onions 2k

Soap Egusi a bucket is ok
And ogbomo half bucket is ok
Every other ingredients for soup is minor.Na the meat and fish be the look

2 bag of semo 6k
Garry or Akpu 6k

You can add salad or moimoi if you want.Salad is perfered cos w cheap for rainy season.Cabbage carrot and Irish potatoes and eggs are ok with biggest bama.Person wey know how to run am no go spend more than 5k.Secret if good salad na creaming.Blend sugar with bama and peak milk and salad go sweet.

Remove like 20k for dried and stock fish
Cameroon pepper like 500 is ok
Crawfish bucket is 1500

Renting of pots and canopies depending on how many 25k

Renting of wedding gown like 20k

Both of your traditional wear both of you can wear good lace for 10 yards around 35k in lagos Island market.You can chose to wear normal Senator.Aba near Ph ,you fit run an there with your wedding suit.Just buy better check material see the suit them buy plain material for trouser wey go fit am.E no cost.Just use good tailor wey no work The color of trouser should be same as your blazers.

Better shoe for island you will buy 12k.But you can still buy two for that amount.If I'm a guy I go vesper buy correct OK sanders like 8k for traditional wedding and 5k shoe for whites.I don't like cover shoes on senator wears.Good leather palm sandals is classy!Just pedicure your legs well.

Gele and shoe around 10k
Beads like 3k
And there's provisions to rent if need be.

For drinks
250k is ok
You can buy local liquors like They sell 100 in four cartons.The reason is that this little drinks are handle and when guys begin to take it with other bottles they will get really high.Just make it available and cold.

Go for other hots like captain jack,etc

Calculate and get back to me make we add more.
u be correct wedding planner o, see breakdown of expenses abeg
CrimeRe: Girl Who Was Kidnapped At A Party In Port-Harcourt, Found After 4 Years. Photo by phatnpretty(f): 3:44pm On Aug 21, 2018
hmmm
FashionRe: Miss Polo International 2018 Contestants As Finals Hold 28th August (Photos) by phatnpretty(f): 10:42am On Aug 16, 2018
too hot!!!! pretty ladies.

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