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season of monitor lizards.

AryaSand:
Eez like we'll all stick together in case of Emergency because a pint of our blood is very expensive (that's even if it is available sef.) Lol!

agreed.

The school is owned by the government, it is not a seminary school. Thank God I wasn't the victim, I wouldn't have cared if he was a priest, I would have picked up the cane and flogged him too and if he overpowered me, I would go home and gather people from the streets to tame him. An eye for an eye. no be all these priests wey dey claim holy wet dey mess around with the so called Christian mothers. Wetin I dey see for all these Catholic priests, they better go and marry and stop deceiving themselves.

AryaSand:
I'm O- and it annoys me sometimes ehen. Being able to give everyone and not able to get from anyone but your fellow O- which is like finding a needle in a haystack. Very annoying something. O- women are supposed to be exempted when it comes to periods, we are just wasting all that useful blood.

same here my sister.

Girl the deed has been done, get over it. Don't ever tell him about it, let sleeping dogs lie. It's too late to tell him the truth. Unless you can handle the consequences, he can never trust you again even if he forgives you, he can hate you for that too. It is obvious he proposed because he thought you were a virgin. Be wise girl!!! Most men don't forgive. I wonder why you Lied to him anyway.

This is achaere, otuere or enyeule. Go to native herbalists to get her treated. Where is your location? My mum survived something worse than this.

Your stingy boyfriend is another girl's ATM.

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OK na

Omeokachie:
I was disappointed the northern "elders" did not call you to order when you made your infamous 97% vs 5% comment.


I am disappointed you and your northern "elders" gave backing to you youth quit notice givers.


I am disappointed your elders did not call you to order when you made your infamous "dog and baboob will be soaked in blood comment"


I am dis appointed your elders did not call you to order when you said "attack on boko haram is anti-north"



Mister, you have no moral right to call out any "elder" seeing that you have done far worse by not just keeping silent, but by making inciting and inflamatory comments!


Look up the word 'hypocricy', that clearly define you sir.

I am also disappointed, can someone remind me who made the monkeys and baboons that would lose blood statement if he didn't win the election? I smell hypocrisy.

but Hausa's are still doing their normal businesses over here in Aba.

Fake list. I am from Anambra state. This list is either fake or from Imo state as seen in the list. All those requirements are outrageous, I don't believe the list is real.

[quote author=MichaelSokoto post=60ibu nno aturu zuzupu!861632][/quote]

I believe their stories. I have had similar experience but not a robbery case. Back in the days when I was in the uni, after the semester exams, we wrote the exams late and because I lived in the hostel we were told to vacate that day, I had nowhere to go so I parked my belongings and headed home. With all the loads I was carrying. I got to my destination and boarded a bus at the junction to my house around 9pm, the bus was filled up and the driver drove off only to divert from the road, we started complaining but they just brought out their I.D cards and guns and told us that we are heading to the police station. I asked what my offense was and they said were loitering about. I told them that it was just 9pm and besides I just finished writing exams and that I was almost home. They didn't listen to any of us. We were taken to d station, I gave them my school identity card, told them everything about me but I was just wasting my time. They asked me to bail myself with #5000 or sleep over and call anybody the next day to bail me out. I told them I was a student and I had no money. Most of the people bailed themselves but I didn't commit any crime so I refused to comply. The next thing they did was to threaten us, they labeled the guys thieves and the ladies prostitutes.they brought some papers and told us to write statements with their own choice of words. They said we should write that they caught us parading on the roads as prostitutes, I asked them if prostitutes parade with boxes filled with clothes, pots, buckets, kitchen utencils and books. I started wailing at a time their boss came and talked to them. They called the remaining girls( about three of us) and told us to follow their boss home and have sex with him so they can free us in the morning or we will be locked up in cell. We refused, he angrily left. They put d guys in cell and told us to stay at the counter. I told them that they accused us and called us prostitutes yet they sent us to have same sex with their boss in exchange of our freedom. Well we ended up sleeping outside with the mosquitoes and all that. It was an ugly experience. I called a lawyer in the morning and he came to bail me but he gave them what they needed. He threatened to sue them. All hell was let loose when I called a soldier friend. Na so he bundle men come, see police come dey apologise by force. Power pass power shaa. Na so I take go house o with my loads. I told my parents about my ordeal, they couldn't let go. I had to plead with them o. After all police na police dem go find big allegation give them. I tire for Nigerian police.

[Nkita ara!!! Someone should chain this one before he begins to bite unnecessarily. quote author=MichaelSokoto post=60460287]
hehehehehehehe!

see repentant shest beater!

Buratai boiz only did egwu eke intro wit jez one dab nahim una start to dey wave white flag soo.

hahaahaha [/quote]

so they want to force civil servants to teach. smh ....against their will. maybe they want to convert them to youth/ old corp members.

ikpeazu, on whose side are you? what manner of lie are you telling us? this wasn't exactly what happened last night. soldiers were the ones that shot people and burnt down houses. please my fellow Igbo's calm down, we won't achieve anything with violence. Hausa people are not the ones to pour the anger on. Channel your anger to the government and the so called soldiers, remember we have our brothers and sisters that reside in the north too.

Burutai( if I still know the meaning is one penis in hausa excerpt this one is different) . Don't let me think your third leg thinks for you. How did you come up with military invasion of Umuahia? How come you gave boko haram warning and pledged to end her activities, yet Boko Haram hoisted her flag on Nigerian soil. You haven't reacted to that only to send your python to dance at Umuahia. Know ye not in Bible English that you can't shut or cover the rising sun. Oh foolish nation,who have bewitched you? Didn't you read how Scotland and Great Britain has been handling referendum in a century. Didn't you watch the recent happening in Catalonia and Spain?
Dearly beloved Igbo youths, Nnamdi Kanu is IPOB leader, I contend not with that. However, show me evidence of his source of lively hood and his father's pay slip. I do know that as a royal father ( though an autonomous stool) Abia state government pays him salary from Ministry of local government and Chieftancy Affairs. What that implies is that the Zoo as you all call Nigeria pays Nnamdi Kanu's father. If they are sincere, I urge them to stop taking the monthly stipend. Return his family to Nigeria and let's all face the python dance.
Foolish discussion is thinking of fighting Nigeria army with bare hands,destroying our brothers properties and killing mallam( as we call poor Muslim folks forgetting the real meaning of mallam). Witch craft is when you envy every igbo man up north for his success and summon them to return home leaving their business and empire. My dad was once deceived and today those who wrote him bundles of letters to return are the once who are happy with his downfall.
The simple truth is,we can't stand Nigerian army of 2017, what the north wants is to destroy East like the North East of today which is their making not ours. The narrative has changed, Biafra of 1967-1971 is entirely different from that of 2017. Why not we have a stand off with our useless sorry disgraceful governors. Why not we demand high performance from them. Are David Umahi and Willi not. Igbo governors? Can't Ikpeazu, Okoroawusa and Gburugburu( continous cycling, activity no motion) not igbos? Can't we use this strength to deal with thief T.A orji,OUk, Udenwa,Mbadinuju, Nnamani and others who led and are still in power.
We have all it takes to make Alaa Igbo the Catalonia of Nigeria, the silicon Valley of Africa. Wise up,brace up. It is a war of ideology not bullets.
Ikpeazu if only your first two years were as apt as your curfew in Aba yesterday Abians won't regard Kanu. Soon the entire state will be declared state of emergency.

Make I park here.

Saw this on Facebook, its newly discovered healing therapy for deep wounds. The maggots are bred to be sterile. They eat the dead skin of the wounds. That's the latest therapy for deep wounds. They are introduced to the skin and removed after two days.

The information is wrong. The policeman asked the driver to give him #200, you know how they obtain money at the check points. The man refused and gave him #100, he rejected the money and the driver tried to drive away, when the policeman noticed he had a Biafra flag on the vehicle, he shot the guy with his gun but missed his target. The guy parked and blocked the road. Most heavy duty vehicles also blocked the major roads in Aba to protest.

Don't sack them, there are many ways to kill rats. The economy is too bad, please let them stay but punish them severely so others will take note. you can deduct their salary, pay them half of it when the month ends. At least they will regret their action because the money they stole is peanuts compared to whatever you pay them. if they repeat it next time, sack them straight.

we have better surgeons that understand the African woman body system and our culture in Nigeria yet she decided to travel to India for such surgery. I wish her quick recovery but we should really patronize our health system.

Gwan2:
I keep telling whoever wana listen...85% of marital delay ain't caused by spiritual spirits or whatever this clergymen chose to call them...Now let's do a statistical survey.
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A young man who graduated 5yrs ago without a good job apparently he ain't financially buoyant...This guy ain't happy with his lifestyle, he wana settle down but no financial means. He will be holding on praying wen God will answer his prayers so he can start a family..
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Now the multiplier effect of this guy decision is far reaching...he will be delaying a lady settling down because of his decision which is caused by his financial status.....The lady will go from church to mosque praying for deliverance not knowing the weak economy and wanton joblessness are the spiritual husband she should tackle instead.

this is just the fact.

I didn't see anything.

warrah:
Biko explain, how is pregnancy date counted from the last day of the peroiod

pregnancy date is counted from the last day of the period. op the pregnancy is yours, don't give yourself high blood pressure, tell your wife that you are not comfortable with whatever relationship she has with the gynaecologist.

Benita27:
I have never followed a boyfriend on any social media platform beside whatsapp which seem private. Never used a bf's pic as dp, and that doesn't mean I double-date.

Whether I'm weird?, I don't think so...I think certain things should be kept private till a ring is on the finger.

you have said it all.

umunne mu biko lota nu o. e si mu ugwu awusa buru ngwongwo mu lota kemgbe. ndu a adighikwa abuo. onye obula were ehihie chuo ewu ojii.

ellagabs:
first of all, change dat ya topic, hw cn u "MISTAKENLY" giv her belle.
was she pasin by wen u wia abt to trow ur spam over d fence n it mistakenly pour on her?

lol

Happy Birthday to you ma'am. its my first time to comment on a post. This forum is so interesting and the people over here are lively. You all make me happy everyday. Thank you everyone.