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You yarn from beginning to end, yet you no talk wetin the business dey all about. Which kind WhatsApp be that one!

How much you dey pay, boss?

0.7 Naira per word? Chai, writers dey suffer for Nigeria o.

You frequently mentioned that your mom forced you into the union. I think that's a serious issue. But before I advise, I have one question: How old are you?

Happy Sunday, famz.

What do you think about these age-long finger gestures in the image of Jesus Christ and the images of Baphomet, the Knights Templar diety? Is it a coincidence? Or is there something the founding fathers of Christianity did not tell us?

Unigrad:
The story is now boring, it will take two days each to update.
I'm no longer interested.
Don't even bother releasing the rest.
End the story and let's move on but you have refused.
Take care.

If you can't be patient enough, click on the okada link and buy the book containing the full story. How person wey no get money or even job go dey vex like this?

davidnazee:


Nice story but this your unnecessary delays is making the story become boring.

Go and use Vaseline if you have no patience to follow this story. How can you guys complain like this if not for your desperation to arrive at the jerking off destination. � Everything no be sex. Enjoy the suspense, my dear.

FreeIgbos:
You can't be representing our highly educated constituency and still sponsor a stupid bill, no. That alone will be enough to recall or at least ensure you never return.

Emeka Chinedu has been having it hot and is now under serious pressure that he is now running from pillar to post. You better withdraw that bill or ask them to modify it to only against mob action/jungle justice, otherwise you will never smell that seat again!

Oga, did you read the post at all? The man has clarified that his proposed bill is not aimed at protesters, but against people who engage in jungle justice, which is a good bill btw, and you're still asking him to withdraw it. Why na?

This was obviously staged. No doubts about it. Everything to paint the Igbos black. Nice try.

30 to 35k between MTN and GLO so far

I don't know if this story is real or not, but I know things like this happen. I've been here before, and I understand the trauma.

Our society is gives less priority to the sexual abuses men and male children face on daily basis. There is this wrong narrative that only girls and women suffer sexual abuses. Lol. It's funny until you find yourself in a situation like this, as a man. But I think what led to this wrong narrative over time is our subtle, and often vocal, opinions that "men don't cry".

I'll advice to open up to your wife. The worst you can do is not opening up to her. You need somebody now, because the trauma of sexual abuse is bigger than a man. Your wife opens up to you, and she's a nice women. You need her comfort and support now more than any other time.

I'm sorry for your experience. I'm glad you were brave enough to say no at the nick of time. You can heal. But subject yourself to your wife's therapeutic counsel.

God bless you!

Perhaps Tinubu will build his own railway to Benin Republic when he becomes president.

Nice
But, please, how is this ultramodern? Please I want to know? What is ultra about the modernism of this establishment?

What sought of rubbish is this? The idiots behind this video, the illegal interrogation and harassment therein should be arrested and prosecuted. This is an unjustifiable breach of privacy and clear and inhumane violation of rights.

#SayNoToJungleJustice

My fiancée is two years older than me and we're good. At first, she couldn't believe she was older because she saw me as one too mature to be young. This has caused me a peculiar issue as I've dated virtually only girls who are older than me. Well, my fiancée was worried and even cried. But I had to talk to her and reassured her about my utmost commitment to the relationship and my disposition to respect her, like every other person. We are good today and no one who knows us can believe she's older. Love doesn't consider age. O

Hi. I love your piece. I have a question, however. I learnt that a group of hunters do perform in the day of the festival in consonance with the history of the festival. You did not observe this in your piece. Is it that you forgot to note that or it is no longer observed?

jamesversion:
Edo state Ladies already have a bad history in Italy. So people can assume Modelling is used as a cover for prostitution.

When your friend, one of the most virtuous women in this world recovers, I'd like to meet her. Can you help me connect her.

No chance. Not good enough to earn her acquaintance. Moreover, she's not from Edo State, you pervert. She's from Delta.

JAMO84:
That was harsh. The lady actually behaved responsibly by isolating herself when she returned from her travels.

I AM DONE TALKING

Thank you for this. I don't know if this index case is the person I have in mind. If she is, then it is disheartening that people here are calling her a prostitute and making all sorts of negative insinuations. The girl in question is actually the most civilized and intelligent woman I've ever seen. After she returned to Nigeria, she called me and said she was immediately going into self isolation to protect people around her in case she eventually test positive. The reason why she didn't even return to her home town was because she's trying to protect her aged mother. Believe me, this girl is one of the few virtuous women alive.

Somehow I feel the index case is my friend. But some of the information in the description here do not match up. She just returned to Port Harcourt, UNIPORT area precisely, on 16th of March after returning from Italy, France and Greece. She's been observing self isolation ever since. However, she is a runway artist and not a model actually. Kudos to the Rivers State government if they had distorted her information in other to save her from unnecessary public stigma.

You all art hypocrites. You will want to do anything to walk side by side with this Lady along a crowded Lagos street if given the opportunity. Mehn, she's simply beautiful and you hypocritical assessments won't take anything away from her sheen. Now go in and use your Vaseline, you mother-fuckers. Lol

Congratulations, brother.

However, two months from now at most, you may go back to the sin. But if that happens, don't give up. Keep trying. I admire your passion for self control instead of trying to justify your weakness like most men do.

Unik3030:
u are right about them having sexual urge but bro they get pissed off when u dig, I met a girl like that during my service year. The babe dey enjoy pre-intimacy like say tomorrow no dey but d moment I start digging na war, the babe that have been moaning b4 will start saying "Oga oya release make u stand up".i just had to let go cos I can't cope n it seems I dey disturb am anytime I dig. since then I dey avoid people like that.

It's just about the pain. Apart from circumcised girls, some other girls also feel pain when you sex them. There are several reasons for this: they aren't very sexually active, your penis is larger than what they are used to hence their vagina would need some time to adjust, you didn't initiate enough pre-intimacy before you went digging, etc.

thalpy:
Please how can center of gravity be located if you can just share. Thank you.

Lol. Did I really said "center of gravity"? What a term! Lol. What I meant to say, actually, was G spot. Basically it's located within the vagina, but it's exact spot differs amongst women. I noticed that some women don't like being fingered, but if your wife isn't averse to it you can use your finger (a finger or two) to caressingly probe the roof of her vagina. In some women, the center of gravity is further down the vagina tract, in some others it's outer. Your wife would indicate when you find because she would feel differently. You can watch You Tube videos to see how it's done. I like you. You certainly care about your wife. I like you really. Take things easy, but make sure you don't put pressure on your wife. It would drain her.

First of all, let me correct a wrong impression: circumcised women do have sex urge; it's just the associated pain that comes with sex that keeps them away from it.

Engage in more pre-intimacy with your wife. Touch other sensitive spots like the breasts and nipples. Use good jelly oil on her. I believe circumcision doesn't take away the center of gravity; locate it with your fingers and give her a good treat. Ultimately, visit a sex therapist if you can, and pray for the strength of the Lord God.

The guy has lost the focus of the relationship; he is presently infatuated with the thoughts of having you on bed. This is unfortunate. He owes you apology for thinking you are a lesbian and for insinuating that you must let him bed you if you aren't a lesbian. That's psychological abuse and breach of privacy. Ignore him and never agree to his advances. You can sex him if you want, but you may regret afterward because you'll realize he only used you. Ignore him and find companionship in God.

Praizchizzy:
I can't really explain why but though am a virgin, i love anything that has sexual content.
it began when i was in junior secondary school where my friends brought their phones to school and we'll gather together watching high rated porn. At first it looked strange especially when i noticed that my dick usually bcums hard anytym i watch it. But i soon became addicted to it that i do steal my dad's phone jst to satisfy my urge.
i soon temporarily stopped watching porn, became churchy, but the after-effect was still there, i became addicted to anything boobs.
Well, that was no problem till i touched the boob of a close lady-friend after she dared me and since that day, i had this feeling to touch her more and explore her body though right now am still a virgin... She's kinda cheap though and am sure she'll agree if i ask.
please, should i go on with her or back off cos i feel lyk i shud go 4 it since she'll agree, she's really hot nd i think she loved it that day.

Go ahead and ask for it. Don't suppress yourself because you want to remain a Virgin. Have sex, enjoy it and be wise. The best way to overcome a temptation is to yield to it. But obey these instructions; use protections, continue to desire holiness even after the sex, never abuse a child, never rape any one, never sex a married woman, don't visit brothels, get a good girlfriend, keep your desires in check, ask God for grace to live a righteous life and determine to, ask for forgiveness when you sin, and read your Bible everyday. God always cares about you.

The truth is that, some times, married women as usually the ones that ask for it. The things I have heard some married women say recently makes me a little bit jittery about marriage. Just go to a female saloon shop or shops where women go to for manicure and listen to what they discuss most times. You won't believe your ears.

A lady (wife to my ex-boss) once told me how she lost one of her brothers: The guy was dating a certain girl from a rich home. For reasons best known to him, he promised to marry the girl. So, in other to financially prepare her husband-to-be of the tasks ahead, she secured a contract worth more than 3 million for him. However, immediately the guy finished the contract and bagged the cash, he withdrew his proposal to the girl and moved on with another.

The girl threatened to take his life and also warned the guy's family to caution him. However, the young man refused to bend to advice from different quarters. Few months after, he died in a motor accident inside his new car.

Even though it was probable that his ex had a hand in his death (due to the aforementioned threat), the guy's family, especially his father, refused to pursue any case. According to them, their son asked for what he got.

My fellow guys, if you know you won't marry the woman in your life, better don't make any promise or give her hopes. Even God honors agreement. No carry women play o.

jawalis:
I keep saying it. Ladies/Women will relate with you by what standard you already laid from the beginning. None of my girlfriends dare move close to me while on call not to talk of tracking me when I excuse myself. One tried to be stubborn probably as a result of her Uni days experience and ego gotten from ex’s. But I made her stay within the confine of my direction. Some men gave their women that silly audience and permission even to ask him “who’s that” after his call. Anyways different folks different yolks. But Men must not be a weakly to some extends all in the name of some emotions that replaces your brain with foolishness. Set your standard from the start and let the bitch Bleep off if she can’t adhere to your principles. I love using my own cases as instances. When I started dating my Ibo girlfriend. She’s that spoilt rich man daughter who believes she can do shits with me like her ex’s while in school. I walked her away from my table publicly at Alade in Ikeja. Many times I go arsh on her that my friends complain that I maltreat ladies but now she’s in her right senses. My girlfriends know I can not and will never be loyal to one woman. So it’s a open door for anyone to leave if you ain’t comfortable dealing with me. What am saying is : No lady will try shit with you if you already got her familiar with you principles and show her her boundaries as a woman.

You can't be loyal to one woman. Is that what you call principle. My brother, I think that's a weakness., and that's a problem for us.

A girlfriend of approximately 5 weeks, and you've concluded she's stingy? My guy, I will advise you to stop looking for faults in the girls in your life. She's not even been in your life for up to the traditional 3 months courtship duration and you expect her to carter for your bills? That's a nasty feeling of entitlement. How are you even show you'll eventually marry her if she gives you unlimited access to her purse? After all, you didn't marry your ex girlfriends who, you said, were generous. My guy, if you real think this your present girlfriend is a wife material, as you noted, and you really love her, then go ahead and marry her. Stop looking for a perfect woman. Instead, make good plans for future financial breakthrough so that you won't need to look up to someone for unmerited assistance.