Please. If you think this is a scam. Maybe you are right. So my advice is don't apply. You can't think we are scam and fill the database with dummy applications.

Mopricelezz:
Employment opportunity available? If yes where do I send my details?

https://www.nairaland.com/3541019/information

Here.. You have to be based in either Abuja,Lagos or PH. And you have to have to have a skill (something of value) Good Luck.

https://www.nairaland.com/3535687/whom-it-may-concern

thats a link for those who are skillful but unemployed or those who have a job yet skillful but wish to increase their source for income...

i dont understand.. babes , anyone out there..

why do you guys make a video and not talk in it..

its no diff from a picture just that the ones u guys now do is actually the true "MOTION PICTURES"...

it doesnt make sense at all

what isnt stale is this piece of vittal informaation for those who are currently unemployed

https://www.nairaland.com/3541019/information#52300417

shoking.. now whats more shocking is the fact that 2017 would be many peoples year of getting employed. Heres why

https://www.nairaland.com/3541019/information#52300417

PLEASE EMPHASIS IS ON LOCATION.

only people with the above skills and are resident in ABUJA,LAGOS or PORT HARCOURT. As for other states, work is being done to open offices in those states.

N.B: APPLICATION does not guarantee outright job offer. You have to make a compelling application to be considered. Only Successful candidates would be contacted for a 2- weeks Internship Training/workshop. We know you have the skills but a little wash-up and professional branding would not hurt.

Best wishes.

Modified..

Please only 10 persons from each category is needed in each state (for a start). We are looking at 450 persons at the end of the exercise.

If you have a skill in any of the following skill-set listed below. you probably would be gainfully employed (if you are unemployed) come 2017. Or you may just have another source of income (if you are employed already) come 2017.
#skills_needed
1. Artistic skills (Artist).
2. Baking Skills
3. Beauty/Make-up Skills.
4. Computer related skills.
5. Cooking Gas filling and Delivery skills.
6. Fashion Design/ Tailor skills.
7. Hair-styling skills.
8. House/Hostel/Accomodation agent.
9. Auto-Mechanic skills.
10. Electrical Skils.
11. Photography and Video Coverage Skills.
12. Laundry skills.
13. Home-tutoring skills.
14. Wall Painting skills.
15. Carpentry skills.
N.B: Job offer is only suitable for persons living in Lagos,Abuja and Port-harcourt only.
Visit http://careers.saadatgf.com/ to apply.
Applications Deadline: 7-Jan-2017.
Good Luck.
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Alondra:
I'm flattered

u mind

Alondra:
Aren't they condemned ?


Check this out. https://www.nairaland.com/3538594/naija-girls-sucks-when-it

I dont know who you are



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I will find you




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You will be my friend.

having first class isnt enuf

hmmm... Its alright. No hard feelings. I will help myself.

Hello Seun and Nairalanders,


I am a young developer and optometrist who is quite ambitious. My goals and dreams overwhelms me sometimes. They are seemingly non-achievable but i feel it so strong within myself that they would be real someday. My innocent dream to build THE NEXT BIG THING has caused me (along with my team) to accidentally (although with some orderliness) build a tech app that is unprecedented.

This web platform has the propensity to be the largest employer of labour in Nigeria (and Africa at large) as WALMART is to USA (and the world at large).

The platform has been built and its in its beta stage. In fact, its already been hosted and can be assessed/downloaded by any one in the world but for proprietary reasons, i would withhold the link.

Oga Seun and other nairalanders, my team doesnt need a million dollar as seed investments. Within months the tech can take care of itself. It just needs a spark of fire.. IT WOULD BURN.

All we need (at our infancy)
1. An Office Space (Lagos precisely)
2. Promotional Campaigns (across Facebook,Twitter,Instagram, Nairaland or/and any platform with high traffic)
3. Extensive and elaborate research.

YES.. thats all....

First 2 Month Projections these would be acheived

1. In the first 2 months, about 10,000 persons would be gainfully employed (although, it is electronic, manpower is essential.. this grows exponentially...).
2. In the first 2 months, we would have had more than 360,000 active users (this is so true. The trouble the tech solves makes this so.)



Oga Seun and other potential venture capitalist, our business plan is ready, all we ask is audience.. If you are not impressed, we would honorably work out the door.


P.S the projections above is for NIGERIA. With the right investment seed and we go for Africa.. Those figures would grow geometrically.

kenonze:
Human mind have be designed to be inquisitive.

Semi nude dressing makes people Wana go gaga
Completely naked woman is disgusting



.. ... . Arsene Wenger's daughter

i swear.. u are very correct... i dont find naked women attractive (ewwww).. they look disgusting... they are only attractive if and only if i undressed them to unclothedness myself..

RealityShot:

How many percent? I no see am for the site

here
kenya-nnn.net/bitcoin/

gbegemaster:
Smarty lala. What goes around comes around. If you join MMM to defraud the Kenyans, someone will also defraud you or family members. What you sow is what you reap.

exactly.... mmm supporters do not think its scam... try convincing them first.. if they succumb.. then am game

SpicyMimi:

But one needs to have a bank account in Kenya...right?

i think the mmm kenya uses bitcoin too... but i will sleep on it

Now for those who dont understand web technologies. Lemme explain what some things. Its true that they are now in kenya. what is not true is that they got there this month. In fact, chances are that its same people who did nigeria mmm that are in kenya now.. the info below is when mmm kenya was set up... It started in august. So heres the catch.. MMM would work from now till november next year in kenya.... so if you smart, try to get in there now and be a top participant...


cc: spicymimi


Domain Name: KENYA-
Registrar: ENOM, INC.
Sponsoring Registrar IANA ID: 48
Whois Server: whois.enom.com
Referral URL: http://www.enom.com
Name Server: PAT.NS.CLOUDFLARE.COM
Name Server: PAUL.NS.CLOUDFLARE.COM
Status: clientTransferProhibited https://icann.org/epp#clientTransferProhibited
Updated Date: 12-aug-2016
Creation Date: 12-aug-2016
Expiration Date: 12-aug-2018

yomola:

I want to ask you a couple of questions about the text in boldface. My mail is adeyomolainfiniti@yahoo.com. Please hit me up.

send me a pm then

StOla:



You cannot be angry because I have unmasked your selfishness, treachery and arrogance.

As for the callouts, one thinks you made sense, albeit selfish sense since your own actions resulted to the present stress, while the other thinks you're a realG, but oblivious of your intention to return by February to the very scheme and its promoters you had so callously disparaged for improving your financial condition.

i dont know y i just like you (i am seriously smiling).. if say u b babe na.. i would have loved to buy u a drink.

wizzakosh:
trash. Harvard indeed.

Thanks for dropping by. Do have a lovely day ahead

StOla:


So when other foolish but selfless participants have kept the scheme alive into February through the turbulence created by actions like yours, you would then rejoin the MMM community to continue to empower "thieves" like Sergey Mavrodi and guiders like Chuddy?

Dude, look into the mirror and call yourself a selfish and ungrateful bastard.

Do you know what the likes of Sergey Mavrodi has lost to pursue the ideology of MMM that benefited you?
Do you know the thousands of jobless Nigerians that finally felt alive thanks to MMM?
Do you know the distraction it has created by preventing a victim population from rising up against the government owing to the economic recession?

You really have a heart of stone.

CC: SpicyMimi, d4gmail

i should be angry that you are iinsulting me but for some unknown reasons .. i am fvcking smiling....

and why the fvck are u calling out to those ppo

StOla:


From all you've stated plus the text in bold, it is evident that it is people like you who have created the stress in the system that is being managed with the temporary freeze.

Yet you have the effrontery to term guiders and even Sergey Mavrodi as thieves?
You pulled out to observe what will happen between December and January? So who do you expect to keep the scheme alive for you to be able to rejoin in February?

If Sergey has gained from the creation of MMM, how is that a problem or a crime? What have you gained from the traditional financial system of the world despite the billions earned by its promoters?

You have gained from MMM and you have pulled out your funds to watch other people keep it alive for you to rejoin by February, then you term as thieves those who continually stake everything to keep the same system running for everyone's benefit.

Dude you're ethically challenged. Shame on you.

CC: SpicyMimi

Dude... i really do not engage in verbal exchange (how much less keyboard-word exchange). But you know, your points have been taken. Thanks for the enlightenment.

coollabman:



oga! pls what can you tell me about people running gethelpworlwide.com are they going to deploy the same strategy?! they claim to have a more sustainable system than MMM

dude i havent studied them. i am sorry. cant help much

Zedoo:


Humans and shoulder on things awarded by fellow humans... You can make a point without those.

bros.. after reading your comment for 1 million times. i fail to understand it. could u elucidate

SpicyMimi:

Hummmmmm....makes sense now. So the guiders are the thieves? Lol hummmmmm....*thinking deeply*

lemme tell you more.

In January, if they unfreeze accounts so people could start requesting for help. There would so many people wanting to cash out. And that my friend would be the END OF SOLOMON GRUNDY.

But if for whatever reasons, MMM SURVIVED january and gets to Febraury, i would continue my MMM account. The cycle would continue from the Feb to Nov again.

The guilders are the thieves...... But the bigger thief is Mavro himself (if he is real). That dude should be the richest in the world (he would never declare his assets) right now. Imagine getting a % off every MMM member worldwide.

SpicyMimi:
Trash!
We didn't pay into his account! Use your brain! At least for once naa

Ok.. lemme explain how it works.


Please dont argue. I am a web developer and i recently received a certification form HarvardX on the course - INtroduction to Computer science.

Here's what really was happening.

We were all told that we dont pay into any central account, Right?

while this true, it is a white lie in itself.

You know how you receive 10% from people you refer? and you are able to request help on that 10%?


This is exactly how the admin gets their share. You actually dont pay directly into their account.

For example, you refferred me.. i PH 10k.. u get 1k.. u can REQUEST FOR HELP on that 1k and you would be matched.

now remember that all guilders get a certain % off their downlines. they can also request for help on that percentage...


now heres the scam...


so long people still continue PHing, all top guilders get their % and makee request for help on those and they would be matched by people who are just joining the system.

In fact, top guilders no longer provide help to get help anymore.. you lot give them enuf percent to cash out..

i was in it.. Got enough cash and opt out.. I anticipated this glitches in december.. Heres a screen shot of my chat with my guy in November

Key:

1. my postulation about dec
2. his reaction
3. he thinks am confused
4. the time i said it

Berlynn:
I cant marry a guy with high body count! getting married to a virgin

Looking like that? u need a virgin... Thats weird. If ya words is anything to go by. I am one. Lets start something by saying "Hi"

hahahhaha... this is so funny.. the guy thought he could get away like dat.. funny people everywhere

abeg oo.. anybody with useful infomation. i like to do my housejob in University of Maiduguri Teaching Hospital. can any one help here

Naijasinglegirl:
I just heard rumours that some girls have been quietly meeting their husbands in Uber and they have refused to make this information public so desperate single girls don’t ruin the system.

In fact, one of my friends have marked Uber as her number one place to tie down a husband in 2017.

According to my friend, her colleague used an Uber earlier this year and she and the Uber guy got talking like old buddies. When she was about alighting, they exchanged contacts and the rest they say is history. She is about to walk down the aisle with him in a few weeks.

“Uber drivers are on par with regular cab men! I don’t want to marry a driver.” You might say. This is false.

The guy she met has three cars he hired people to use for Uber. One of these cars was enrolled for UBER Select, the luxury and pricey service by Uber where a G-Wagon or Range Rover could pick you.

So rich guy was bored one weekend and he decided to do cabu-cabu with the Range Rover. That is how he met the girl!

If you’ve decided to try your husband hunting in Uber, take note of these tips.
1 If you want rich husband use Uber Black.
2 If your Uber Driver arrives wearing a marriage band, cancel the trip!
3 Sit in the frontseat beside the Uber driver and not at the back like a madam. No man has the time to be twisting & turning his neck to chat with you.
4 Be polite and act like a lady. Every single Uber driver is a potential husband.
5 Don’t use an Uber to indecent places. Even if the Uber driver is not interested in you, he might have an unmarried oga or brother.
6 Ladies, don’t use Uber with ‘your squad’. Your bestie might snatch your prospective husband before your very own eyes.
7 Act like a wife material whenever you are in the Uber of a prospective husband. Pray with him at the start & end of a trip, play gospel music from your mobile phone, speak in tongues to the driver. If possible cook in the Uber.

I wish you all goodluck

http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/how-to-meet-a-husband-in-uber/

op, please do u know the pricing scheme uber uses? i am on the verge of building something... i think i could adopt ubers pricing scheme.. please if u do know, lemme know.

If its per second, what happens when there is "go-slow" or "hold up"

thank you

Larrey:
you don't ve to be naughty. Check d pix d poster posted and the oda pix inside d pool,check their hands. The one inside d pool has plenty tatoo on his right hand while d one in d room has plenty tatoo on his left hand

I don't care if its him or not. .

But everyday.. Ladies prove they have fish brains..

U never hear of lateral inversion