₦airaland Forum

I've always believed that homosexuality is inborn till i had a discussion with a girl who narrated how she nearly became a lesbian after watching a lesbian adult movie. after watching the movie, she started having a serious urge to have intimate relations with her fellow female. due to the fact that she could not find a mate after some time, the feeling gradually subsided.
Let's discuss this issue and relate our experiences. maybe it will change our view on gays and lesbians.

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I Want to use this opportunity to narrate what happened in a bus i was traveling in one day. The driver has this ID card (royal rangers ID card- some sort of boys scout- so whenever he gets to a Road safety check point, this sort of conversation ensues:
Road Safety: Hey, Stop there.
Driver: Espiri De corp.
Road safety: Which force
Driver Police
Road safety let me see your identification
Driver [Flips his Royal rangers ID card open and close so fast that the road safety officer can barely read what is written on it]
Road safety: Sure sir, carry go!

but seriously, don't try this with the police. Whenever he gets to a police checkpoint he just chats and joke with them. He never attempts to bring out his ID. It took me some time to figure out what this driver is up to.

OK seen, NEXT...

Etumgbe: Sullivan chime of enugu state. He do sotey he begin sick come travel for over 3 months now

[size=17pt]Mr Seun, you should consider banning some people who post for posting sake. imagine somebody saying that the governor of enugu is the worst. in fact, i classify him among the top 5 governors in nigeria.[/size]

jaymdee: I saw this car in Ikeja yesterday. The bold inscription in front "The Pride of the Federal Republic of Nigeria" made me angry. What d hell does he mean? Is that our pride

[size=17pt]Then tell us your pride as a Nigerian. tell us WHAT!!![/size]

[size=18pt]i want to use this opportunity to appeal to seun to consider banning any body that mentions any of the underlisted words just like in the days of garri
1 "grin grin grin"
2 "lipsealed"
3 "undecided"

other words will be added in due course.
thank you.[/size]

[size=18pt]i want to use this opportunity to appeal to seun to consider banning any body that mentions any of the underlisted words just like in the days of garri
1 "grin grin grin"
2 "lipsealed"
3 "undecided"

other words will be added in due course.
thank you.[/size]

[size=17pt]This tani abi na teni should go to hell for all i care. denying your father? we don't need her[/size]

[size=18pt]No Idea. Sorry, i don't know the answer. I'm sorry.[/size]

I gave my salary to god

this is what is technically known as recursive tithing, ie paying tithe to your self.

you guys scarring me. in fact by tomorrow I'm withdrawing all my cash from the bank

[quote author=Okija_juju]So this is just too easy yet not foolproof. . .

First of all, you need confidence.

When you approach them, treat them like wild animals, expect them to scratch and claw you, but be firm. Dont go and just start talking to your target, enter their midst, introduce yourself, depending on where you are, find something to shatter the ice, and dont stay for too long. . When you have them a little relaxed, apologize to the rest and tell them that "so-so lady" caught your eyes and thats why you came up to them. Make it look like you are taking their permission without asking. And then turn to the "target babe", in 30 secs make your killer speech and leave her with a business card and plead with her to call you. Also, give her friends one (preferably the second finest in the pack). If its at a bar, leave them with drinks, if its a restaurant, pay their bill or buy them a bottle of wine or something.[/quote]Too many misleading advice on nairaland these days.

You guys should get the gist. the poor guy is asking of [size=30pt]TOASTING[/size] not chatting.

It has a lot of problem that i can't go into now. a lot of psychological, mental, social and spiritual issues which are beyond the scope of this advice are involved. so my brother, my common sense advice to you is that you just wait till she is alone then go and chyke (abi na wetin dey dey call am) her. only then will you be able to increase your chances from about 3% success rate to about 95%.

[quote
author=Dis Guy]how convenient the other person at the scene is also a policeman(with no
name) instead of chasing after the pther 2 he is more than comfortable
relaying the message to the press instead of the other (unnamed) police
man

you go fear naija police when it comes to cover up-- the thief sef no
get name?


well don shooter[/quote]I'm just tired of all of ya forming detective for us here

Baby mama: 25 percent of women are wife material indeed
Women don suffer
Just take a look at the man making mouth?
Looking like a tout
I won't even collect a cup of water from that person I am seeing up there let alone have him touch me with any part of his body
Rubbish
See this old man talking about women wanting him,persin wey suppose get children in graduate school!



Women want to associate with what name?
See this one
Never heard if him in my life

No offence, but you sound like you belong to the other 75%. just an observation.

jackbauersballs: How to talk to Nigerian Girls:

Simply repeat this statement to her

"I have money"

Truss..9 out of 10 will give you their phone numbers IMMEDIATELY

The last 1 will strip off right there...

I'm just sick and tired of all these "Nigerian girls love money" rants on nairaland. if you feel that money is all you need to get a girl then go get money and get your own girls and stop crying here about nija girls and money.

OK

As for your class of degree having any effect on the amount of exemption or giving you any form of advantage, i don't think so. All that ican knows is that you are a graduate of accountancy from an accredited or recognized institution.

I'm an accounting graduate from a Nigerian university. I intend to register and write ican exam by may 2013 but i need some direction on how to start going about it. first, i will like to apply for exemptions and i read from a source that i will need my university transcript for that. Meanwhile a friend told me that he just used his statement of result to apply. secondly, i will like to know the total amount of fees i will be paying from the application for exemptions to writing the first exam ie. PEI to enable me make plans. thanks in advance as you help out a partially confused brother.

VonNestor: U mean d Woman Violated Cannot Identify A Fulani Man?

yes, because the fulani man bleeped her brains out.

SeunLadipo: I wish dis [size=20pt]dreaded[/size] hardsmen move to igbo land.Non of d kidnapas,arm robbas(igbo)can face dem.Millions of igbos dey slaughter n millions of igbo women dey impregnated to giv rise to d new generation of igbos of 2day wil be a childplay.

I see fear written all over your face.

Like they song in a sang, its not easy to be a woman everyday

My candid advice to you is to wait till you grow up before you start thinking of marriage. at this stage, your priority should be to study hard and pass your exams so that when you are of age to get married you should be able to take care of your family both materially and emotionally. finally. GROW UP!!!

heard about the drug called "super apeti"? get it from any pharmacy store its very cheap about N20 per card. take it like 1 tablet morning afternoon and night continuously. it will boost your appetite tremendously. if it worked for my sister it will surely work for you.

Never fail to keep her in her place when she tries to step out of line.

"For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears; And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables." (2 Timothy 4:3-4).

ebamma: if you see a woman who loves facebook,there are two things involved,its either she is looking for a husband or looking for a for a mugu,if she is looking for a husband she is safe,but if she is looking for a mugu there are two things involved,its either mugu go pay or mugu go kill am,if mugu pay she is safe,but if mugu kill am there are two things involved,its either she goes to heaven or goes to hell,if she goes to heaven she is safe,but if she goes to hell,there is only one thing involved,she is doomed

HEHEHEHE! Not funny, try harder.

Iolo: Why are our journalists like this?
Since when did a lieutenant become a "top military official".

Rids the reporter and story of any credibility even if likely true.

exactly what i was thinking.

ballabriggs: I spent most rag days drinking holy water with fellow entities at iliya du manpower. No time!

Any entity in the house? Walk and never stumble.

Vibrating via iheanutarananti