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[quote author=Cheg-goon]#momtoldme#
1.Lo na ti e pada..!
2.F**K wel but remenba to us a ruff ryder..nt gold cirlce...![/quote]Abeg send me ur mums no or her 2go username

Exponental: Facial look
body structure
carriage (d way she walks)

Spot on, thats in the physical aspects.

Jenwitemi: I ended church roaming a long long time ago, bro. I don't do christianity and churches no more. I came to the conclusion that the religion is a mere white man's veil of bullcrap for the willing fools who volunteer to pull it over there eyes.

Quick summary: you're frustrated in life.

Jenwitemi: I ended church roaming a long long time ago, bro. I don't do christianity and churches no more. I came to the conclusion that the religion is a mere white man's veil of bullcrap for the willing fools who volunteer to pull it over there eyes.

Quick summary: you're frustrated in life.

[quote author=L u c i d] Delete this thread pls! SMH. What's next? Which cell phone is the best to use in Nigeria?[/quote]Hehehe, idiot, you sound so helpless. So you would have deleted this thread if you had the power.

jeffp: God Bless all of una ....for una comments..bt d problem is dat it is so so so hard to let go..WE AR IN D SAME CLASS OHH......

this guy is just playing with our head. This aint true.

My advice is keep on being broda and sista

holamiday: you people just like to bring up issues where there are none. This topic should not even come up at all if the poster is really busy doing something worthwhile. What's ur business about a girl that doesn't answer ur regards on the street. Must u talk to her, where are you even going walking on a deserted street. Guy face what matters in ur life and stop bothering us with all dese. No offence.

You be complete OLODO. Check out the amount of your hopeless life and the resource (bandwidth) you spent replying to the topic.

new maonza: keep believing in fables

Keep burying your head in the sand.

BusHouse: Living Faith Church was originaly founded by a woman called Magaret Ohiani in kaduna in the 80s or so. it was during one of her trips to germany that she asked Oyeyipo now a bishop to hold brief before she comes back, wen she eventually came back she was not allowed to get close to the church not to talk of claiming back the leadership. To forstall any crisis situation Bishop Oyedepo hurried moved the church to lagos. The rest is now history. The question now is was he really called by God? otherwise the welfare of the less previlegde members of his church should be his concern.

Though i'm not a fan of Oyedepo, but i'm so disinclined to subscribe to this account. Building a church is a slow and gradual process. Transfering the church from kaduna to lagos means he has to start afresh the process of building the church.

acidtalk: Na so I go fall maga dey date one ibo naïve, virg*in of 19years some 8 years ago.

Omo I felt I should treat this girl well because I was her first boy friend.

I spent like mad and crazily for this girl (the first girl I ever bought a wrist watch of over N25,000 8years ago).
Weeks turned to months and the years.

Before I realize 4 years don pass and I never still "straff punny". Omo na him veeeeeeex!!! Call am quit. The babe cried for 2 solid months pleading. I insisted I wasn't interested.


Long story short, when I sat to try make account of wetin the girl chop from me, it was well over N500,000 (no exergeration) in 4 years. I almost fainted. I got ABSOLUTELY NOTHING as gift in return from the babe (she was always claiming poor student). Omo na only kiss and smooching I get from this babe all through the 4years oh!

From hers, I vowed never to be the too nice guy. Now SE*X is extremely necessary in my relationship.

No SEX NO GIFT.

Your reward is in heaven. Keep up with the good works bro. Don't be discouraged.

GboyegaD: I actually think the amount is hyped somehow. Does she know $500million translates to N75billion? Anyways, I hope they build a massive shopping mall in Owerri as this would help create more jobs.

true, it can't be that much. Just try and put that amount in perspective.

antartica: This is the height of moral decadence,where man has been systematically reduced to the status of filth.

That guy was carzy from the onset,all those socalled body parts could have come the carcasses of the victims of hit and run drivers on lagos crazy traffics,everyday.Carcasses that are left unclaimed for days and some crazy guys like orji could think of them as something supernatural,something that can evoke wealth and wants to hoarde them for rituals.Just like many so-called normal nigerians think,they think dead human heads can create money from the thin air like mannas from heaven,bas0stards.

How can a head that wasn't creative alive be creative in death?

For your mind now, you'll be feeling that you're sophisticated, analytical and smart huh?

[quote author=~Bluetooth]considering the number of humans he has eaten and those he sold for rituals,13 years is very small to else he should have been shot a long time ago.Anyways,maybe theodore orji or kalu orji can come and help this their family member clifford orji so that he can be treated and charged on time.Btw,dont you guys have mental homes in iboland where he can be treated ? Proudly biafran [/quote]wannabe tribalist. Lame, very lame indeed.

yorke: Partially serious.. But now i make it easier. I don't need to ask her for those passwords. Mere logging in into my system automatically gives me access to those passwords. I got hacker on my system. Don't trust any gal. If u do, dat u do 2 ur peril.

Clap for yourself. For your mind now, you go dey feel like you're tech.

yorke: If she doesn't give me her E-mails and social sites passwords after 1 month into d relationship or anything she uses that has to do with password, i call it quit. Hard to trust galz!

If i was a gurl, any guy that asks me for my password, i'll drop his azz like it's hot. Seriously.

[quote author=Kevin_II]mr flute go to bar beach at exactly 12 noon and bath naked for two hour then run naked all the way to oshodi under bridge. you will see some pepper seller there. select two very ripe tomatoes, two very ripe tatase and a handful of rodo. place them around a circle of radius 6 ft and dance within circle until the moon come out. wen you see the moon rush out of there and grab any yellow paw paw girl that you see and drag her into the circle lie her face down and do the do from behind. you must do it for 20 minute if not this girl wont leave you alone so if you are one of those that have premature ejaculation then sorry i cant help you. even if people are pulling you or whipping or shooting you you must go on nacking this yellow pawpaw girl until twenty minutes sharp.
when you have finish run all the way to badagry beach and baf again for ten minutes then go back to bar beach where it all started and pick up your cloths wear them and go home.
do this and you will be free of this girl. do it not and you will reman in bondage. cheers[/quote]Hehe haha!!!
You're happy now abi?

[quote author=Kevin_II]mr flute go to bar beach at exactly 12 noon and bath naked for two hour then run naked all the way to oshodi under bridge. you will see some pepper seller there. select two very ripe tomatoes, two very ripe tatase and a handful of rodo. place them around a circle of radius 6 ft and dance within circle until the moon come out. wen you see the moon rush out of there and grab any yellow paw paw girl that you see and drag her into the circle lie her face down and do the do from behind. you must do it for 20 minute if not this girl wont leave you alone so if you are one of those that have premature ejaculation then sorry i cant help you. even if people are pulling you or whipping or shooting you you must go on nacking this yellow pawpaw girl until twenty minutes sharp.
when you have finish run all the way to badagry beach and baf again for ten minutes then go back to bar beach where it all started and pick up your cloths wear them and go home.
do this and you will be free of this girl. do it not and you will reman in bondage. cheers[/quote]Hehe haha!
you're happy now abi.

acidtalk: Ibos having Liberal minds? *surprised* maybe the ibos in Benin republic or Chad. Certainly not the Ibo of Nigerian Origin.

What do you mean are chances of finding love again is very slim? Why jump into conclusion with your small mind?


Anyway I know the Poster is more Educated than to even take an iota of your post to think of for a second.

With all this your writeup and english you couldn't make a single point. smh in disbelief.

Kolababa: TB Joshua is gifted by God, no doubt about that.
Although I am a Muslim but I normally tell people to stop condemning this man. Only God knows who truly worship him and only He, God know his true "Men of God". Not by miracle or annoiting because the pagans also perform their own miracle. That is why Jesus said that not all that call me the lord will enter paradise. Infact, we would be shocked on the judgement day that many that we are calling "Men of God" would be disowned by Jesus because their secret is full of sin and corruption.
Mind you, during the fuel subsidy struggle, TB Joshua, Pastor Tunde Bakare, Baba Kumuyi of Deeper Life and Baba Kayode Abiara of CAC, Agbala Itura are the few among the so called "Men of God" that stood by Nigerians while others kept mum and some like the one in Otta publicly supported the government and their corruption.
ONCE AGAIN, ONLY GOD KNOWS WHO TRULY WORSHIP HIM.

Are you sure you're a muslim? I'm impressed on how open your mind is.

GboyegaD: OP,
Your idea of rejecting your Primary Assignment to influence it to the State Capital is one of the acts not in favor of making our country any better as the "man know man" syndrome has a more negative effect.

I'm sorry, but i completely disagree with you.

WARNING!!!
Do not wear this shoe near a hunter. He may mistake your leg for that of a deer.

There is a proverb in igbo that says "if a rat escapes from a child chasing after it, the child calls it a witch rat" figure it out for yourself.

kombats: hmm dis superstory sound fishy secondary skul student with gadget and a lot of money

For your mind now, you must be thinking that you're a smart and cynical kid.

Coldfeet: The WORST advice I've ever taken from someone was from my now ex friend Nike! She told me that she knows someone who will make my PAPILO(sugar dad) at the time love me exclusively and give me whatever I demand! I followed her and was giving some unknown substance to lick and to speak my desires to a horn!!! after I'd written down the guys name and mothers name alongside mine. I was giving three little cuts on my chest and back! And that was it! My man became my mugu! He bought me a murano! Rented and stocked up a shop at a shopping complex in lekki! My bank account was at the greenest it has ever been! I lived the 'good' life! And funny enough I started refusing this guy sex and he never complained! One day my ex friend told me baba wants to see you o! And I thought what for? He has done his job and I've payed him! So I refused to see the baba. To cut a long story short AM THANKFUL TO GOD that i am still alive today to tell this story to whoever cares to read, all of a sudden I became dispensable! The guy doesn't have my time anymore! I crashed my suv hitting someone in the process, spent a lot on that! My business took a dive! I developed rashes over my body! The house I built in lekki had to be sold so I can offset my mounting bills! I became worst than who I was when I decided to manipulate my papilo. Today am happily married to a wonderful man and a mother of two belles and two princes! I had to give up all i acquired from that demonic union in order to survive and start afresh! The 3 little marks are still there to remind me of that time but I know that with time it will all fade away!! I gained the world and almost lost my soul! Ladies and Gents beware of use council you keep.

This story [b]looks like [/b]something straight out of African Magic. Mind you, I'm not saying you're lying.

MsDarkSkin:

@poster, you seriously going to give the poll 2 years before it expires? smh

Three(3) years to be precise.

slimyem: neither!
I dont ever want to wake up facing a gorilla nor do i want to end up with a distortedly shaped person.
Who says i can't have both in moderate proportions?

Didn't get the question, did you. Try again.

I was sort of wondering the choice you'd make between a guy/girl that has an (1) extremely beautiful/handsome face and an average body structure OR (2) An average looking face but has your definition of a perfect body form. Of course we are assuming that other factors such as character, personality, etc are held constant.

If mugu fall, then chop am nah! So what's my biznez there?

odiaero: Different banks dont do 24hours return, it is only same banks, in this case op must fill form

Different banks do 24hr automatic return. Last week i wanted to withdraw some cash from my access bank account on a first bank atm. I was credited but it didn't dispense the cash. The transaction was reversed about 4hrs later.