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Pranxta:
lol...

Team Cap ain't bad sha. My favorite there is Winter Bloody Soldier.

DrLee:
TeamCap
Best team ever!

Pranxta:
Team Captain America all the way

Hehehe. See as una gang up.

Akkord4gov:
Do u have problem in understanding a non ambiguous speech?
Y dem no remember u or u sef no be "human being" in 2faces's voice

Lol.

The man wey quote me na you I wan talk about
Before you dress up start to type about
About me you want to talk about
Cos me sef I be human being

Team Captain America

Team Ironman

The most anticipated movie ever premiers tomorrow (tonight if you play your cards right).

In Captain America: Civil War, one year after the events of Avengers: Age of Ultron, an act regulating superhuman activity fractures the Avengers into opposing factions, one led by Steve Rogers(Captain America) and another by Tony Stark(Team Ironman). Which team do you support?





I'm #TeamIronMan

Akkord4gov:
Before I say my mind,i really like 2face and he is my number 1 singer. I am an ardent fan but seriously Nigeria isn't getting anything right. What has 2baba contributed to education that makes him to deserve this
They keep letting us know that u can't do or achieve anything in Nigeria without being a rich man and d major reason people(youth) trying to make it anyway and anyhow

It's only "Honorary" before you start lambasting the poor guy. Must he build a university first?

Hehehe. Zahra don like the post sharply.

*sigh of relief*

Thank God my name didn't show. Been scared all day.

donnameks:
Yea, its been confirmed, its Lagos, Nigeria.

Hahaha. When Buhari can't solve our problems, Avengers will.

Game of Thrones over all of them.

Civil War hasn't opened in USA and China but it's already made $200m. I fit madt!!!!

Built2last:
Aside the excessive audacity which breeds arrogance and pride with Igbos, This is the part i like about Igbos...Everything is business...let truth be told. Igbos are way ahead in business in Nigeria.

I entered Ladipo market one day and couldnt find one shop owned by a Yoruba man in the two hours i spent there. I think business is genetic for them. can you remember the ''my oga at the top stuff'' while some of us typed on the internet, Aba boys were thinking business. Mbaka spoke against GEJ, few days after, (Mbaka but why T. shirt was all over the market). They seem not interested in white collar jobs like every other tribe. If we have more entrepreneurs, the faster we come out of the corruption in public and civil service.

When i finished NYSC, i was retained in the bank with one Emeka boy..I remember during the interview, one of the panelists said, Emeka, you are supposed to be in Aba or Alaba, what are you doing here? the Igbo jokingly said, its capital am looking for..six years after, the Igbo boy resigned, we never knew he was combining banking with real estate business..on saturdays he was a house searching agent. he told me he sold two houses in Ikoyi and resigned...

Till i left the bank, his salary account was in millions...doing so well in business, the latest he told me last year was that, one of the panelists in that our interview is now his account officer...I just love the business part of them and maybe the way they adore their wives and children. They take family very seriously. Emeka is so wealthy and lavishes his wealth on his wife and 3 boys. Needless to say he inspired me into business and i am doing well too, but not anywhere near Emeka.

Throw them into the Lagoon and see the potentials of that water developed by them. Business is a spirit in them most of us find difficult to appreciate.

I made a comment which garnered a little above 1,000 likes. I've always assumed that was the most like comment on NL. Then I saw ur signature and was forced to confirm. I'm igbo and I wish I could keep liking ur comment till it reaches 2,000 likes. Well said sir, well said. #respect

armadeo:
Your mind must be in knots right now.

2mind bending movies back to back.

Lol! Christopher Nolan is such a boss. Bad ass director.

Hazard is Leicester's best player at least for tonight.

The 2015/16 English League season will go down in history as one of the most unbelievable. Tottenham's draw tonight confirms Leicester as league winners.

adioolayi:
The Foxes, a pre-season favourite for relegation, have achieved
one of the most unlikely feats in English football history with
their first ever top-flight title
Leicester City have won the Premier League title to cap a
fairytale season in English football, with Tottenham's failure to
beat defending champions Chelsea meaning they can no longer
be caught.
Claudio Ranieri's men could have been crowned on Sunday
when they faced Manchester United at Old Trafford, but saw
their celebrations delayed after they drew 1-1 with Louis van
Gaal's men.
However, the Foxes are now Premier League champions after
Monday night's 2-2 scoreline at Stamford Bridge, having started
the 2015-16 as one of the bookmakers' favourites for relegation
with 5,000-1 title odds.
After narrowly avoiding relegation last season with a run of
seven wins from their remaining nine games, Leicester continued
that form into the new season under Claudio Ranieri with just
three defeats all season.
Arsenal, Chelsea, Manchester City and Manchester United,
considered the most likely title contenders, all suffered
inconsistent form to leave Leicester and Tottenham to fight for
the title in recent weeks.
The Foxes have not been positioned lower than second since
October and have held on to first place consistently since
January, holding off the challenge of Spurs to clinch a first ever
top-flight crown.
Last Monday's 1-1 draw for Tottenham against West Brom
brought Leicester to within three points of sealing their unlikely
title win, but now Spurs' collapse at Stamford Bridge has settled
the season with two matches to play

http://m.goal.com/s/en-gb/news/2896/premier-league/2016/05/02/23001842/leicester-city-win-the-premier-league-title-as-tottenham

Just learnt a lesson in life:

Do not watch Inception and Memento on the same day.

Starting tmrw I'll see Capt America 1 and 2, Iron Man 1-3 and Avengers 1 and 2. You know...some föreplay before getting dirty this Friday.

usecondom:
Me

Lol. The weirdness just continues. usecondom
Where una from sef?

grayht:
photoshopped... Take a closer look and see how the writeups were erased, check out the bet naija, its colour rendition is different from the graphics on the banner... D guy that photoshoped this banner is a learner

And it seems the "9ja" is overlapping "Favour". Bird's eye vision you got. All this our photoshoppers. So it's fake huh?

misspresident:
op your name's weird too.

Lol. I see you sister.
misspresident troubles the imagination too.

Just saw fulaniHERDSman

With more than a million users, Nairaland is sure to be plagued with downright WTF usernames and monikers. My two weirdest are PhockPhockMan and the legendary Lalasticlala. Let's hear yours.

Nightie:
Nt sure d pastor is alryt tho'

Next week the Pastor will say he prophesied Leicester will carry the league.

Thought it was fake till I looked up the address. (The address sef na wa).

Dicksonokeke:
When you ask a Nigerian politician whats there take on the heat

Pic of the day Bro

SamuelAnyawu:
I Will simply pay for those provisions and warn her never to steal again....

A Mother Stealing a baby milk for her kids . She's a criminal according to the law but also a caring Mother.

Hope you run for governor in the future. You're a good man sir.