₦airaland Forum

Wey im age? Anyways...I love marble floors. Totally fits the white wall and white door.











Congrats oh. Before self-righteous NLers finish me and my unborn shoodren.

Nothing to rock again they are now rocking box. Dah fuq is up with us Nigerians?

You didn't add the part were he said "Na joke oh!"

PDP and APC are like divorced parents who care more about getting their children to hate the other parent than on their children's well-being. Pathetic. Guess what my favorite mythical creature is. Unicorn? No. Dragon? No. Phoenix? No. An Honest Politician. That's it.

When she was still aspiring to be a doctor.

Brozay...your source na bahd baddo baddest

Hordinaree Tiri Million....

Censoring the middle 4 digits won't stop me from hacking your account.

*dips fingers in special liquid and brings out laptop*

Make I jones her.

fuckpoverty:
bros Wats d liquid, ur boy dey learn work ooo....jamisi

Lol. Brozay na jhs hordinaree Ariel and Water oh. But e get how you go mix am. When you mix it like that it wee not be hordinaree again. It will be hextrahordinaree. Eez your spirit strong? Coz to fuckpoverty you need more than just condoms...

See her bad Fedora hat...Female Don Corleone.



Bloody MILF.

No pinshur?

Eez it not this one that said EP is Electronic Package? Abeg let her pack her music and go...

Marinza:
K

Ask for her number already

Bnladan:
hey, dis guy I don catch u 2day, so na u dey still my signature ba i'll report u 2 Khaleesi

Lol. So Khaleesi is your Bae. She go carry you balls give her dragons to chop.....

swaggprofessor:
Ur stupidity isn't needed here. with all humility I say shuuuuuu

Lol. Sorry if I slighted you.

I jhs hate it how you guys tell God exactly when you want your problems to be solved. You're telling Him exact time...before 12 noon. And you want him to be like "Yes Sir. Before 12 noon sir. I've heard you sir." Blind Guides....

Nice...nice.

olihilistic:
I lie on my hand.

I'm an undergraduate.

I use my phone too often.

You shouldn't lie on ur hand. Anyways exercise that wrist. Both of them. Twist clockwise and anti clockwise. Do push ups. But it'll pass...I know.

Namibian? Tshhhheeeeeew.
*leaves thread*

Oya go to Uniport before ah slap you

olihilistic:
since last two nights

Answer me a few questions.
What's your sleeping technique? Do u lie on ur hand? What's your occupation? And how often do you use your phone?

olihilistic:
mine is not painful either it only behaves like electric shock

it doesn't let me sleep at nights

How long now?

I salute you sir.

Valar Morghulis Valar Dohaeris.

Obama my niqqa. Now that's a cool way to leave government.

olihilistic:
okay I need suggestions if someone else has ever experienced such thing

I have and it stopped by itself. Mine wasn't painful tho.

Robin Hoods.


Ordinary N50m. Court have seen who to use and shine. Is it still stealing when you steal from a "stealer"?

olihilistic:
thanks for the advice and insults but I need more vital information

Go to a hospital na. Doctors are too busy to be logging in Nairaland.

Damn!!!!! What's next? Fake Buharis flying to China?

It's your masturbation technique bro. You stroke too hard.





Hahahahahaha. It's not Parkinson's owk? Your hand is just scared if what's happening in Nigeria. Your hand is like "Which way 9ja?" It'll stop. Now get up from ur bed and go hustle.

I have an innocent question: Which problem has this present regime solved? I'm not asking sarcsstically. I really wanna know. Coz I cannot fit and think of anyone.

Dude!!!!! You didn't even warn us about graphic content. I didn't brace myself for impact at all!!!! We call that hand chopping the "Jaime Lannister" effect. I feel sorry for the boy and I don't feel sorry for him. My bipolar acting up again....

ORACLE1975:
I can't not hmmm

Sleep typing...

Uhhh....you two know each other outside NL? Who broke who's heart?