₦airaland Forum

Life is when you're about to cross the road. You look left...you look right...you look left again...you look right. All seems clear. You cross. But you still get hit..............BY AN AIRPLANE.

Life isn't mathematical my dear. Things don't always go as planned. So how about you encourage people who are past 30 and yet to marry to remain positive and make the most out of their lives instead of making them look like failures.

Mind you...your post was very informative. All you said is true. But someone past 30 will see this and start feeling bad...or worse still get desperate.

Ahmed0336:
lols piccolo piccolo

Lol. Sir, good morning sir!

If I was dating the daughter, the biggest mistake she'll make would be introducing me to her mum. Coz I'm so switching allegiance! Experience, they say, is the best teacher. I could really use some experienced mama.



OP...after you will complain that PMB is President and Minister for Petroleum at the same time. Na you post topic. Na you still be FTC. How will Nigeria be good?

I like that part were they didn't tell us how long the project will last. Well played Federal Government, well played.

And how about you standardize the already existing universities before building new ones. Quality before quantity. Who empty university epp?

Pleex, you pipu should stop calling the geh's line without her pamission. Stop westing her battery.




Hahaha. All these Community Development SS1 and SS2 girls.

While we are here fighting for ordinary two days UNPAID leave....

Thanks for stating the OBVIOUS sir

EgunMogaji:
Sir, doing recon Sir!

Hehehe. I knew you were no ordinary civilian. All this "Call of Duty" diehard players.

emerged01:
U get bad mouth o! Chai! Upon say u dey abuse person u still dey quote scripture. I carry yansh for u.

Lol u carry wetin? Hahaha. U worse pass me oh.

Would I hit my WIFE if she hits me first? Hell to the No. That one is not negotiable.

Would I hit my woman, gf, bae, boo etc if she hits me first? Now that will depend on why she hit me...and WHERE she hit. If she kicks my Captain John Thomas for example....she dies.

Speakdatruth:
lol u dey vex

Lol. I greet you baba.

Consiglier:
This cracked me up big time , what a way to relieve stress for the day

Hope you bought bread for me at least on ur way back from work.

EgunMogaji:
It helps to present a better target for a three tap shot.

Me, I'll get a female Chinese bodyguard

"3 Tap Shot". What are you doing on the internet, Seargeant??!!

tpiah01:
who are you?

I have noticed there are way too many folks always waiting for me to log on before they can think of anything to post.

For your sakes I might consider changing my moniker because I do not want your mental status dependent on me.

Even if it's one person with 1000 monikers, still creepy.

I don't trade words. I trade facts. Bye.

You should go to Linda Ikeji's blog if you can't deal with Nigerians.

Dimejidude:
Amid fears of a possible backlash
reminiscent of the reaction by Nigerians in January 2012 when former President Goodluck Jonathan attempted to introduce a similar measure,PREMIUM TIMES learnt that no formal
announcement of the policy would be made by government.
Industry sources familiar with the plan said government was on the verge of discreetly giving permission to petroleum products marketers to gradually adjust their pump prices as early as midweek to signal the formal take-off of deregulation in the country.

Kuku kill me! Stab me like Jon Snow!







Still waiting for PMB to tell us his tenure was a joke all along...that he really isn't the President...that Satan himself has been ruling us all this time and we didn't know it...

Misplaces priorities. ATM never dispense cash....you're talking about cameras. How about you program the ATMs in such a way that each time we want to withdraw money will come out? I think that'll be very welcome.

Naaaaaah. Here's the real convo:

OLAMIDE: My able President can I crave your indulgence sir?

PMB: What? You want to scrape my involvement?

OLAMIDE: Baba! Never mind sha. I just signed Zahra to YBNL. I just said I should come and tell you in person before you hear it on Nairaland.

Keri who cares?

*plays Drake Views*

"Bodyguard" ko "Kevin Hart on steroids" ni.

Say No to Steroids. And who else thinks it's cooler when your bodyguard is TALLER than you are......not the other way round.

The bodyguard reminds me of 2Tim3:1-5: "In the last days, men will be puffed up with pride."

All the shoulder just spread like yesterday bread.

*modified*

See likes!!!! Lol. Una too like yeye things!

You try. Beats Adekunle's own. I'll score you 7.5/10.

Smellymouth:
Nawa oo

Hahahah. Get out of my post. Yeye boy.

Judeoxide:
Wait oh 4get heritage for now
John snow wake up after the stabbing
Were my phone Oh I use am the type ohh..
Ok enter 02evseries.com..I go see una later
I be game of throne die hard fan ohhhhhh

Diehard fan wey no know say Season 6 don reach episode 3 already. Jon Snow don wake...don dey massacre people already sef.

Let's admit it, if this is how they intend to get customers...they are getting it right.

Seems Heritage Bank has a new Business Development Manager...lol.

A week or so ago, someone on NL shared a hilarious conversation between an account holder and heritage customer care on twitter. It was really funny. Now they strike again with this Game of Thrones inspired advert.

Ordinary 50 tazan. Were things so bad for Rashidi? Na wa oh.

wastedsperm:
It is better for innocent niger deltans to relocate elsewhere cos Buratai and his boys no get time for joke. The whole SS will be nuked and leveled if care is not taken. We warned you people that Buhari is not the weakling called GEJ. No amnesty for criminals this time. Do anyhow see anyhow. Your yeye oil is now loosing value worldwide and yet you fools think the way out is to blow up pipes and pollute your region further Lagos has oil, oil is been explored in the chad basin up north. No big deal about oyel anymore. I pity the innocent ones among u wey go share stray bullets. Rip in Advance to the stubborn Niger deltans

I was going to counter your argument but then I saw your monika and I just smiled. You, my dear, are a tribalisitic bigot.

Oya let the tribalisitic segregation begin.