₦airaland Forum

Marinza:
I don't get the point... So was the guy helping out Nigerian? She said the flight was headed to Nigeria dsnt mean they were all Nigerians

Never said they were all Nigerians tho I'm guessing 80% of them were. The flight was headed to 9ja. I can't imagine an int'l flight filled with all em white folks except we were hosting Olympics.

dimsonu:
what she meant by "kindness from unexpected people" ...because it is...not everytime "Nigerian Man Cons White Lady Of $250,000" or "15 Nigerians Sentenced To Death For Smuggling Drugs In Malaysia".

I think you answered the question

Lol. Well said Boss man. Our way no pure right from time...

Eez not everytime "Nigerian Man Cons White Lady Of $250,000" or "15 Nigerians Sentenced To Death For Smuggling Drugs In Malaysia". Damn!


Wondering what she meant by "kindness from unexpected people" though.

I know you're already thinking "Wetin we don do again?" Lol. It's a good one actually....


Source: Quora

cc Lalasticlala

Immunity ko Confraternity ni. Can't believe he's still serving sef. Na wa oh OP...you brave well well. You geh mind!!!!

Horlartunji21:
I am an odd number. Take away one letter and I become even. What number am I?

Seven.
Remove "s".
Even.

Strong miss

Foursome.
Groupie.
_Gangbang.

Seems China was the first to cum.

Lol @ No. 1. Very true.

*when Dad buys stuff*
DAD: Bros how much?
SELLER: Oga it's N1,000.
D: Ah ahn! Bros! No be 800?
S: Oga no oh! You know say things don go up...na 800 I buy am. I no fit sell for that price too. Oya make I commot 50 naira for you.
D: Oya na *gives seller 1k*
S: Oga 50 naira go be problem oh...e b like say my change don finish.
D: No wahala. Make I use am do Christmas for you.
S: Chei! Oga! Abeg come buy for my hand again oh.

*when Mum buys stuff*
MUM: Bros. How much for this one?
SELLER: Madam na 1,000.
MUM: *sighs and walks away*
SELLER: Madam no be fight na. You no even price me. You know say everything don add money.
M: Concyn you oh. Na 300 I get.
S: *looks at mum in silent anger* Aunty, like that no good na. How much I buy am? Oya bring 900.
M: Mah give you 4.
S: Aunty na 9 last.
M: As things hard you na so e hard me oh. I go give you 5. If like that no good, I don try.
S: *starts putting stuff inside nylon* Aunty add am something.
M: *stares at Seller with x-ray vision* *rummages her purse for a random 50 naira* Take.
S: Chai! Madam.
M: *takes stuff from seller* Yes? Anything? You wan gimme change?
S: *looks into the sky...wondering why life is so hard*


I dunno how many people I can die for right now but my mum sure does top the list

Electronic Package? Hahaha....

That is what happens when you vote for a...*trails off*

Electronic Package? Hahaha....

That is what happened when you vote for a...*trails off*

Nollywood's Black Widow

*effortlessly swipes infinix zero 3*
Samsung C series? Cares who?

OP eez it Fashola that wrote all these things? Or you're using his name to gain attention? No source? Abi he wrote to you and said you should post it on NL....

Anyways as brilliant as these points sound I should point out that your grammar doesn't deceive me. Which country went from grass to grace because her president started touring the world? Name just one. (Christopher Columbus? Lol).

Na wa...when will my name be involved in all this scandals. Are these not my mates? I mean...who wouldn't want this headline: NAIRALAND'S PICCOLOBRUNELLI NAMED AS THE PANAMA PAPERS SAGA CONTINUES....then Seun wee na ask me to explain myself. Hehe....

Is it just me or is Abacha's agbada looking dope as _fuck?!! Other heads of state would have let the pope walk in the middle unto "his holy infallibleness" and all what not....hehe. Not Abacha. "Please stay on my left hand", Abacha seems to be saying.

So Doctors can design vajayjay from scratch. As a proud Red Cap I see a business opportunity.

Mic Check Mic Check
*clears throat dramatically*

PiccoloBrunelli and Sons Vaginal Spare Parts...dealers on all kinds of Vajayjays.

Motto: Giving Oloshos A Second Chance

eemmbbee:
No blame me i had to like

You wicked ni

I don't have an X. And I don't know Y.

This Lizard escaped something. Perhaps it was about to be used as burnt offering in one coven....



Anyways my uneducated answer is: That lizard isn't blind. If it was it would have been eaten by predators a long time ago. But somehow it manages to avoid Kites, Hawks, Snakes and Stones.....and come spend the night at your place. In this instance, "Okpolo Eye Na Open Eye".

The term "bleach" spoilt your post already. No form of "bleaching" is safe. All this Aba gehls selling market....

MB haf finish?

Dah hell?

Women who hate the kitchen gross me the _fuck out!

Nigeria's economy be looking like this chick



And what's that footwear? Lol. She's black and beautiful though. But too anorexic...

Lol. All this our Nairaland critics....wanna talk about what's real in a movie and what's not? Go check up videos of Batman vs Superman without the CGI effects. You'll jhs go "bleeeeh".

RAPIST:
Rapist was here

Seriously Seun? Seriously?

obixcel:
LONDON HAS FALLEN is now available in HD (307mb)
https://www.dropbox.com/s/n09i2jrdfe3ytqf/London%20Has%20Fallen%20%282016%29%20English.mkv?dl=0

Baba...could you NOT delete this file jhs yet. Lemme download it tmrw morning.

WHERE IS THE BLOODY LINK TO A HD RIP OF ZOOTOPIA!!!!

utonwa4u:
after 50 comments? That means you don't know the answer either.

Lol. Aunty...was that your answer? You were wrong na. Answer is 1. Here's proof