Romance › Re: Noting.. by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 12:10am On May 08, 2016 |
So as I'm Igbo I should carry my "wahala" and go abi? No roo ngaa na gba gburugburu. O ge mee gi voom na anya.
On the flip side tho...you're a guy. Yah finding one gullible Yoruba man to swindle. Your game go cut. |
Romance › Re: Her Dirty Mind And Ignorance Would Have Cost Her Her Virginity! by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 12:05am On May 08, 2016 |
You told her "My name is Chimera also and you?"
As in..."Hey I'm your namesake. What's your name?"
Plot Twist: You end up lapping the girl. |
Romance › Re: Please Forgive Me For Posting This In This Section. by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 12:01am On May 08, 2016 |
ZeeAfrica: hehehhehehe nigga u know ain't nothing dat can course a black woman to b alert and take de sleep off her eyes dan financial discussion.kikikiki Lol. You might end up swindling me instead. I see ure black and proud. |
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Romance › Re: Lalasticlala by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 11:55pm On May 07, 2016 |
Lalasticlala e don reach were boys sef don dey crush on you. Of all sections to post ur topic.....ROMANCE. |
Romance › Re: Please Forgive Me For Posting This In This Section. by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 11:54pm On May 07, 2016 |
ZeeAfrica: lol i realy ddnt hey. I think i saw a long white box or something, maybe i wasnt even awake wen lookin at de pic, coz i keep dozing off. M so sleep, bt i so love dis forum dat m forcing my sleepy eyes to open, just so dat i can b on it. Maybe m gona b typing more crazy stuff nw. De heart wants to b on nl, bt de eyes wana close n rest This is a perfect time to ask you for all ur bank details...from ur account number to atm password. Lol. |
Romance › Re: Please Forgive Me For Posting This In This Section. by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 11:44pm On May 07, 2016 |
ZeeAfrica: So wat if its a gun? Wat wud happen? Its nt like de guy wud go crazy and start shooting ppl for no reason right? Or wud he? Okay i dont know, bt if it is, one wud have to make sure dat there is a good exit in dat area, just to make sure dat one disapears wne de gun man starts going crazy Lol. Did you intentionally NOT see were the gun was pointing? |
Romance › Re: She Always Get Tired During Sexual Intercourse by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 11:42pm On May 07, 2016 |
Every time it's "my friend" that has the problem. It is never you. |
Fashion › Re: Can't Believe My Mom Fell For This by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 11:26pm On May 07, 2016 |
Your child will see you in ur skinny jeans and sneakers few years from now and say same. |
Romance › Re: How To Start Dating Again: 9 Steps To Get Back In The Game by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 11:24pm On May 07, 2016 |
10. Get A Job |
Jokes Etc › Re: Hello Everyone Caption This In Your Own Words Or With When You...... by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 11:16pm On May 07, 2016 |
When you fart but it doesn't smell like ur own |
Politics › Re: Herd Of Cattle At CBN Quarters In Abuja (pictures) by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 11:14pm On May 07, 2016*. Modified: 10:24am On May 08, 2016 |
If it's VIRGIN land they crave, then BLOOD must flow. Ain't surprised. I saw this CUMING.
#punstar |
Jokes Etc › Re: When Your Grand Father Is "Aliko Dangote" by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 11:08pm On May 07, 2016 |
But joke aside...the tailor got mad skills. Hehehehe. |
Politics › Re: ‘EFCC Must Stop Acting Irresponsibly’ – Fayose by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 11:05pm On May 07, 2016 |
queenstll: I support him, EFCC i ranting too much nowadays Aunty, you can't be OP and FTC at the same time. How Nigeria wan take good? |
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TV/Movies › Re: Captain America: Civil War - Whose Side Are You On? by PiccoloBrunelli(op): 11:02am On May 07, 2016 |
ElCount: So far yeah, the way everything played out I'm anxious to know how avengers 3 will turn out Correct!!! Will see it after the weekend...if I can wait that long. |
TV/Movies › Re: Captain America: Civil War - Whose Side Are You On? by PiccoloBrunelli(op): 10:48am On May 07, 2016 |
ElCount: Ouch! Sorry. The movie is interesting a lot happened and in the end that spoiler won't matter ish trust me. Nice choice on team Ironman though No shakes. So is it ur favorite Marvel movie? |
TV/Movies › Re: Captain America: Civil War - Whose Side Are You On? by PiccoloBrunelli(op): 10:25am On May 07, 2016 |
ElCount: Four of your team members ended up in jail while Barnes lost his arm and was almost killed by Ironman I'm team Ironman actually and you didn't have to ruin the movie for me with that massive spoiler. Damn you bro. |
Career › Re: Would You Quit Your Current Job To Become A Farmer If It Paid More? by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 9:02am On May 06, 2016 |
keoplus: You wont smell fowl fowl because you own a poultry if you maintain proper hygiene in your farm. Poultry business is profitable but its not a get rich scheme, you will have to grow the business over time. I run a poultry though with few layer birds and i must say its a business one can do that will bring in extra change. Lol. Sorry Bossman. Of cos I know a few poultry farmers who are doing well...and they sure smell good. God bless your business sir. May you continue to thrive. |
TV/Movies › Re: Captain America: Civil War - Whose Side Are You On? by PiccoloBrunelli(op): 8:14am On May 06, 2016 |
tpiah01:
 I know right? That kain documentary no be here oh. |
Career › Re: Would You Quit Your Current Job To Become A Farmer If It Paid More? by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 6:21am On May 06, 2016 |
Jesus Christ! But Yes!!!! Why not? I've always fancied poultry farming. But the financial gain difference btw the Farming job and the white collar job has to be noticeable oh. Can't afford to be smelling fowl fowl for no reason. |
Crime › Re: Business Man To Spend 7 Years In Prison Over Fraud by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 1:16am On May 06, 2016 |
Wish I had your brain sir. To dupe Swiss Company no be "come chop." |
Romance › Re: According To Science, This 10 Types Of Poeple Are Likely To Cheat Their Partner by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 1:13am On May 06, 2016 |
11. People who are always FTC on Nairaland |
Jokes Etc › Re: When You Submitted The Wrong Paper In An Exam! by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 1:11am On May 06, 2016 |
Lol. Panama Paper. |
Celebrities › Re: 101 Year Old Woman Gives Birth…see How It Happened (photo) by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 12:33am On May 06, 2016*. Modified: 1:01am On May 06, 2016 |
talktonase: end time delivery...which breast the pikin go suckle? Her Breast of course. You know wisdom wey full that breast? Watch that child's IQ soar. For a long time I felt God was punishing me for letting me bear just 16 children Really now Grandma? Really? For the first time in my Nairaland career I dunno what to say. I'm so done. |
Politics › Re: Throwback Picture Of Queen Elizabeth With The Sarduana Of Sokoto by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 12:18am On May 06, 2016 |
Who's the guy on suit looking like Martin Luther King? |
Phones › Re: Good News! As MTN Introduces 1.5GB Data For 1000 Naira (see Code) by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 12:08am On May 06, 2016 |
Remember Satan? How he gives with one hand and takes with another hand? I'm so done with MTN. Dey asked me to come and re-register my line.
That was 6 weeks ago. Still counting. |
Health › Re: Dealing With Menopause by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 12:05am On May 06, 2016*. Modified: 1:09am On May 06, 2016 |
There's "MEN" in every woman's problem.
Menopause Menstruation Menarche Meningitis Mental Illness |
TV/Movies › Re: Captain America: Civil War - Whose Side Are You On? by PiccoloBrunelli(op): 9:34pm On May 05, 2016 |
Collinz2: wetin spider man dey find 4 there Baba no talk oh! He's very integral to the whole movie. Corw Team Ironman member. If the intel I'm getting is correct...Spidey is going to Bleep Capt America up. |
TV/Movies › Re: Captain America: Civil War - Whose Side Are You On? by PiccoloBrunelli(op): 9:32pm On May 05, 2016 |
skeendyke: Team Iron Man all the way. Besides, the collabo of Web head (Spiderman) and Shell head (Iron Man) should unarguably put the Winter Soldier (Captain America) in permanent retirement.
Hey, Op, why did you leave out my man, the Black Panther?
Team Cap sucks big time. I feel green just looking at their grotesque assembly. Makes me wanna puke. Hahahaha. Wicked. Black Panther is the most exciting for me I just wanna the Prince of Wakanda
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TV/Movies › Re: Captain America: Civil War - Whose Side Are You On? by PiccoloBrunelli(op): 9:30pm On May 05, 2016 |
spacyzuma: Before seeing the movie, I was TeamCap.
During the movie, I started to reconsider my choice.
The movie makes you realize that both sides are right and wrong. No need to focus on one side. You'll see the merits of either side. Adn you will be very entertained. You wicked morafaka! So you've seen the movie??!!!! Why did u see it before me? Lol. Please no spoilers...but the movie is worth all the hype right? |
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 7:22pm On May 05, 2016 |
AdunniIwo: I see you're going MICRO SOFT with pun these days...anyways, hope LIFE's GOOD with ya?
I got some BLACK BERRIES at ACE supermarket to munch on while I study the GALAXY of stars tonight. I promise to play dat SAM SUNG (same song) u requested d last time...no PHONES, no internet, just u n I (if u want).
And...Errm...PHILIPS and SONY are at the DELLsons. So, TeL ME, wats it gon be? This girl is HOT! Everybody take NOTE! Can't even TOUCH you right now. Never knew a girl with CURVES could be so BOLD with CLASSIC puns. You were flowing at panaSONIC speed. And those puns were so TECNOlogical. Anyway here is an APPLE. Marry me? 4 Likes |